I Love to Giggle

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 95 People

    How To Get A Day Off From Work.

    Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off. Man: And how would you do that? Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: What are you doing? Woman: I’m a light bulb. Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Jul 1, 2012

    Smile... Tomorrow Will Be Worse

    -Blonde #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Blonde #2: "No, who wrote it?" -When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. -Me: “Thank you for calling cardholder service, how...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Jul 3, 2012

    Men Vs. Women

    Relationships: Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 16, 2011

    Are U Foxing Around?

    Dear FOX News, So far... NO news about Foxes. are we expecting any.... by any chance???!!?
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Oct 13, 2011

    Chuck Norris

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. CNN was originally created...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2011

    Family First

    Girl: Do u love me more than ur family? Boy: No, Girl: Why? Boy: OK, listen to this, "When i started to walk, I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was. When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger but my dad was. When i cried, u didn't give me u'r toys...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Oct 8, 2011

    Elements

    Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    May 6, 2012

    Spider's Web

    Its funny how ppl react when they walk into a spider's web, they suddenly know karate!
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 25, 2011

    Did U Know?

    Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and love potions. If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. The average office worker spends 50 minutes a day looking for lost files and...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 5, 2011

    What Women Want In A Man

    What women want in a man at age 25: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What women want in...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Sep 17, 2011

    Teresa Is It You?

    That awkward moment when you sit on the remote and think a ghost turned on the TV!
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Oct 8, 2011

    #justasking

    Why isn't the number -11- pronounced onety one??
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 7, 2011

    Have These..

    Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: Its for you, not for him !!
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Mar 2, 2012

    Yes I Iove to Giggle

    I have been told by a very hot man that my giggle is adorable and that he looks forward to hearing it each time we talk.  I giggle a lot with all my friends, but I am usually not aware of it until they point out how different my giggle is from most persons.  Not sure...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    Mar 20, 2009

    W O R D S

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 15, 2012

    5 Minutes

    Did u know a women's "i'll be ready in 5 mints" and a guy's "i'll be home in 5 mints" is exactly the same??
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Jan 4, 2012

    What Women Say And Mean

    FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 17, 2011

    Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 14, 2011

    The Ugly One Is Winning!!

    Man: Hello! Is this 911? Police: Yes! What's Ur emergency?? Man: Two girls are fighting over me! Police: What's wrong with that?? Man: The ugly one is winning...!! Hurry !!
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Oct 26, 2011

    I giggle soooooooo much lol my friends tell me

    it's the cutest thing they have ever heard but when I giggle I just get really happy lmao :D
    Angel2345 Angel2345
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jul 21, 2014

    Male Vs. Female At The Atm

    HIM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number 4. Take cash, card and receipt HER: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put keys in purse 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine 6. Hunt for card in purse 7. Insert...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    May 6, 2012

    Crack Up

    1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 2. Life is sexually transmitted. 3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich. 5. Give a...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    Mar 9, 2012

    Application For Permission To Date My Daughter

    APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor. 1...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    May 6, 2012

    Girl At Bus Stop...

    A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 23, 2011

    The Silent Treatment

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence...
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 15, 2012

    Sweet Demand

    A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came and asked, what happen son???? Kid said- I cant adjust with ur wife anymore!!!, I. Want. My. Own.........!!
    cheeco cheeco
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 9, 2011
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