One For The Bob - Listen sometimes the stories are dejected or attention grabbing, i realize we should share our pains and am a considerate guy but if i can in someone's happiness nothing can give me greater joy. Wait you guys who question is this person real or fiction sometimes...
scarecrowe 0 Oct 30, 2010
Very Happy - I can't contain my joy right now. My day started with a very good news came from one of my dearest friend. I never expected it. I'm already accepting that it would be an epic fail for me but the it didn't. Good things really come when you least expect it.
imadreamer91 0 Dec 7, 2012
I Love A Good Quote - Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.
PrettyPandaPrincess 1 6 days ago
Keep Love in Your Heart - "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead." Oscar Wilde
greeneyedlady72 3 4 days ago
I Want To Love, And Be Loved. - I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe...
livelaughlovedream3 2 Responses 4 Nov 26
I Love Giving(Receiving) Massage - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. Ladies say I have very good hand and some of them even say that my hands are made only for massage. I should continue...
andy4321 1 Response 1 Nov 25
I Am A Good Massage For Woman Contach Call Me 3930107953 - I ama good massage for woman contach call me 3930107953
waqarAsghar 1 Response 0 Nov 15
Forbidden Love - I wish you'd fall in love with me," she said. "Why?" "Because you're really someone worth falling in love with. And if we were in love, I wouldn't be drifting. I wouldn't be nobody. At least not while I was with you.
terriblethings 1 Response 1 Nov 13
I Love Giving Massage - I have been involved with massage for over 7 years now. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains. For the most part...
andy4321 1 Response 2 Nov 25
Love Giving Massages - Love Giving Massage I have been involved with massage for over 15 years. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains...
andy4321 3 Responses 0 Nov 25
Things We Get From Love - "Being loved deeply by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." Lao Tzu
greeneyedlady72 2 4 days ago
so this was strange... I went to this chinese massage joint, mainly because it was just right next to where I was driving. It was just like a person's house when I went inside, and a petite chinese girl came out and greeted me. She was like "Massage?" and then just "$50...
milehighHeartbreak 2 Responses 3 10 hours ago
The moral of the story is......... One day an old poodle starts chasing butterflies in the African bush and before long, he discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle...
RedneckRita 2 Responses 4 14 hours ago
The Polish Girl - Did you hear about the Polish Girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in for a honda?
TtotheD 1 Nov 12
Afflicted Pygmie - Did you hear about the poor Pygmie, who was afflicted with a disease that caused his tesiticles to swell up to two feet in diameter??Poor guy was half nuts.
TtotheD 1 Response 1 Nov 12
Dark Door - I lived in a bad neighborhood when I was young and the landlord was rumored to take things out of people's apartments. After school me and my brothers would go to my grandmothers house while my mom was at work. Before my mom left she would close all the bedroom and...
solojo 1 Response 2 Nov 17
The Agony Of Ageing - On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back…."
nevernohow 1 Response 1 Nov 22
You know what the fastest way to a woman's heart is? Straight through her chest cavity.
barnettmalone 1 Response 0 Dec 1
KFC Ran Out Of Chicken?!?!? - It was a summer day in June. I was hanging out with my 6 good friends at the local pool. My one friend Dwayne was hungry and said" Hey, why don't we get some lunch? How about some KFC?" He loved KFC ever since we where 3 years old. So we went to KFC...
MJtheMoonWalker 0 Nov 17
My Strangest Ever Male Massage - I have a problem with tension in my shoulder / neck area , work related and need remedial massage and physiotherapy occasionally. I usually go near my work in the suburbs near home . One week I had some city work to do one day in the afternoon...
andyp3136 4 Responses 3 Nov 21
I love getting a good massage. I also enjoy giving a good massages. Nothing like generous healing touch.
in2mec 1 Response 1 6 days ago
Random Thoughts - With the exception of a few friends and a very special friend I mostly observe on this site. I read a lot of questions and answers and an occasional story. The variety in how people act on here is really pretty amazing. Almost as intriguing as the way people...
Trackcoachred 1 Response 4 Nov 13
Massage=Foreplay - Love massages and I always get stimulated from a good massage. If its real awesome and one flick of a nipple and I can ******. Crazy sensitive skin. Definitely a favorite foreplay...but I won't get one professionally because of my over stimulation problem lol
mandy795 6 Responses 9 Nov 19
Waving Hello - I love getting a good massage. I'm afraid of getting a professional massage worried about my member waking up and waving hello.
sweetwilliam75 4 Responses 1 Nov 19
I've always hoped for a " Good morning text ". From the person i love.
Eleannor 4 Responses 4 4 days ago
Blond Gets Pulled Over, - and starts to panic because she doesn't have driver's license! So she fumbles around in her purse, comes across a small mirror and thinks that it might do the trick if he ask's for I.D. After all, she looked in the mirror, and it WAS a good likeness...
TtotheD 2 Responses 4 Nov 12
Shifu Bruce Lee's Philosophy - 1. “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.” 2. “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one” 3. “Be like water making its way through...
IncongruousAngel 2 Responses 2 Nov 16
Shared By One Of My Crazy Male Friend.😜 - Phrases you don't tell a naked man:👀 I've smoked joints fatter than that. Ahh, it's cute. I'm sorry. Who circumcised you ? Why don't we just cuddle ? You know they have surgery to fix that. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. Oh no, a...
MeinHerzschlag 3 Responses 7 Nov 16
Massage Enthusiastic - I am here to give massage. People say I have very good massage hands. Would you like to give a try? I am in bay area of California. Please let me know if anyone interested. Best, Andy
andy4321 0 Nov 19
If The Girl Does Not Want A Massage....She Is OUT! - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. If I meet a girl, and she doesn't like getting a massage...forget it. I want to help people and give...
7gj7 2 Responses 3 Nov 21
Interest. - Cheap words are never favoured. I am not a conversational snob, but... It is good to converse on shared interests.
aoutdouze 1 Response 2 Nov 26
Hi Everybody, - I'd like to chat to a girl who has the same passion like me.... I cannot understand why, but I have been attracted by the girls who have to pee in a such way that it become an excitement. I cannot describe why or how it gets aroused me, but I do love to see a...
napoleonebonaparte 1 Response 0 Dec 1
Mergers Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. John...
jml2000 2 Responses 3 a week ago
I do not go to parlors or chiropractors but, I think one of the most physically and mentally stimulating, relaxing, things that one can experience in life is a great massage, back rub, from someone in their life that enjoys sharing the healing power. The touch, the soft...
Factorial 1 6 days ago
"do not get up in the business of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup:
PrettyPandaPrincess 1 Response 1 5 days ago
I got a pair of Studio Beats by Dr. Dre today and I thought they were a real pair, she tested them to let me know they worked before I bought them and they seemed wonderful, but when I got home I found found out they were actually a fake pair. I'm not gonna complain though, they...
Mjj101 0 4 days ago
it releases the good from within 😄 once I start laughing I can't stop
shygal16 4 Responses 3 4 days ago
It's good always to laugh thats why I try to be fun at the right times.
madison57 0 4 days ago
A good massage leaves me feeling so relaxed.
fullofhope123 1 Response 5 4 days ago
“Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time" “Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey...
RedneckRita 3 Responses 6 3 days ago
A bottle of Corbieres, some walnuts, apricots and cherries, with Manon. Perfect! A good red wine, some natural foods, and my best friend here in France. Perfect!
aoutdouze 0 1 day ago
It's been a while since a good gut renching laugh. Help!!!!!!
girlfromhere 2 Responses 0 1 day ago
Giggles - I love getting the giggles and being silly. It's so wonderful when you laugh so much your abs hurt... Heehee
justmeand11 1 Response 0 Nov 12
Misbehaving - The mood was expectantly somber as I walked into the lobby of the funeral home. I nodded silently to my long time friend and Battalion Chief Larry. We’d come to pay our last respects to Dave. The quest of honor had retired long ago from our Fire Department. Dave...
adventurer101 3 Responses 4 Nov 12
YES!!!! - I can't remember the last time I laughed really hard. I laugh when I'm around my buddies when they do something regrettable or when I'm drunk but not like I use to when I was living with my momma! It's been 8 years since I moved out of my mommas house. But I so visit...
browncoal 3 Responses 7 Nov 23
Pablo Neruda - “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my...
diablesse34 5 Responses 6 Nov 27
O Turkey Dear! - O turkey dear O turkey dear How lovely are thy feathers O turkey dear O turkey dear There could be nothing better! We celebrate Thanksgiving Day By putting your carcass on display. O turkey dear O turkey dear You thought we were friends who came to...
Myztikal 5 Responses 4 Nov 28
I'm terrible at giving them but I love receiving them (:
taylor468 12 Responses 5 Nov 29
I love the laugh that makes your sides hurt and your eyes tear up. I believe laughter is the fountain of youth.
Hugmybear 2 Responses 4 Dec 2
I love just sitting by my back door on the hard wood floor drawing while it rains, just sitting there sketching to the sounds of rain and taking in the sweet smell of rain. It really is a beautiful scene.
Tabithaaa 1 Response 2 a week ago
I love to laugh, i love to make others laugh,it does something to the soul.. A hard cry laugh is the best,its like a cleanser...
jessicagray401 3 a week ago
Be authentic, be yourself.*As Emerson said,"What is done for effect is seen to be done for effect;what is done for love is felt to be done for love.”*spurred by a conversation with a sub on her journey
gentwsecrets 1 Response 1 6 days ago
I am such a wind up merchant. I love to see people biting! Usually shows someone's true colours...... I love controversial jokes that make you laugh but gasp at the same time!!
castlelarsen 2 Responses 1 5 days ago
ANY JOKES OUT THERE? I love to laugh and am sick and not feeling so well today. And ill girl needs a laugh:) tell me a joke!:)
iloveradishes 3 Responses 0 19 hours ago
Just Because - Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don’t think so though I’m not sure if I’d like to be and argh I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals. Jess...
zoiera 1 Response 2 Nov 12
Time To Laugh:) - Bar Joke Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't...
MeinHerzschlag 2 Responses 3 Nov 12