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I Love To Hear My Mom Say

ok list the things u love hearing from ur mom... 13 People

    My Sunshine

    if you have read my story "Why me" then you know that my dad took me away from my mom. this has brought my mom and me really close together. one thing that i ABSOLUTELY love to hear her call me is "her little ray of sunshine on a dark and gloomy day" 
    HisDepartureAug302010 HisDepartureAug302010 16-17, F May 6, 2010

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    She screams 'Don't touch me windows!' Crazy chick  :)
    Tool88 Tool88 18-21, F 2 Responses May 6, 2010

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    Yup! I know the feeling lol. I love my momma! XD
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    I have come to the realization,that I am NOT ready to lose my mom...and probably never will be. For whatever reason or no reason at all,be thankful for those in your life that you...
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