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    Misunderstandings.

    Caller:"Can you assist me with my computer internet?" Agent:"Can you close all windows and get back to the desktop?"(Five minutes later caller says he is back at the desktop.) Agent:"Can you see'My...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 7 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    Being a modest man, when I checked into my

    hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the **** channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular ****, you sick bastard."
    Baswm Baswm 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 5

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    The best thing you can do is share joy with

    your friends. :) My Skype buddies and I have some real fun. Even if it is guessing what a female werewolf looks like and so on.. lol
    FrankK70 FrankK70 46-50, M Nov 9, 2015

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    Married life changes over time.

    In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year,they both speak and the neighbors listen.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 1 Response May 25, 2014

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    So my cousin just sent me this picture

    and oh I about fell in the floor rolling lmao! Just thought I'd share.
    SomniumProeliator SomniumProeliator 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 5, 2015

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    There's nothing like a good laugh.

    Laughter truly is the best medicine. I get to reading some of the things people put on here, and burst out laughing. It is hilarious. Some really crack me up. Sometimes they're so funny, I wonder if I've awakened my neighbor in the next apartment, but I can't stop laughing. Some...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F Aug 17, 2015

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    Mosquito Hunt

    There is a mosquito hunt going on in my office today. I had been on my previous desk for about 3 years. Before a year, i moved on to another desk near to the previous one which was taken over by another guy. Couple of weeks ago, that desk has been assigned to a girl. Yesterday...
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife 26-30, M 5 Responses Feb 7, 2013

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    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 16, 2015

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    Pop quiz.

    Our son was doing his homework and called out,"Dad,where are the Alps?" "Ask your mom,"came the reply. "she's always putting things away." Jade symonds.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 16, 2014

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    I just sent a whole bunch of ****** emails to

    random Nigerians letting them know they're winners of the Canadian lottery.
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 4 Responses Aug 27, 2014

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    I know It's kinda odd,

    but sheer up guys we're all winner sperms.
    omarrochet omarrochet 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2015

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    My friend asked me "Your a guy.

    ..what could i do to look more sexy for my man?". So me being the honest, helpful friend that I am, i stopped at the store and bought her husband a case of beer. That ***** owes me!
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    One woman told another :"My neighbour is always

    speaking ill of her husband.But look at me.My husband is foolish,lazy and a coward;but have I ever said anything bad about him?" Book of humour.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 7 Responses May 25, 2014

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    People tell me my purpose in life must be to

    make them laugh and feel content
    ZZRoll ZZRoll 16-17, M Jun 29, 2015

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    okay, had a workout,

    went and got in the shower. Have my music on. rain falling outside. Very comforting situation. I love the rain. I love my music. and I love a nice relaxing shower. Then I start washing my hair. then NA NA NA on the radio follewed by The National Weather Service has issued a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 28, 2015

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    It's American Thanksgiving,

    tomorrow, and it reminded me of my favourite Thanksgiving T.V. episode "WKRP in Cincinnati" The Turkey Drop. It's a classic and although I've watched it so many times... I still laugh hard.Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American friends.
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 4 Responses Nov 25, 2015

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    I was shopping at our local grocery store

    when I heard a manger say to a worker,"it's slow;go water the plants outside." "But it's raining," the worker said. "Take an umbrella," the boss replied.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    Did Anyone Ever Notice That ?

    studying? Is A Mixture Of Study And Dying???
    Yash144 Yash144 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2015

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    even though I suffer from depression,

    if I can put a smile on your face It makes me really happy. It stems from the fact that I love to help people no matter the cost.
    Nmetb Nmetb 22-25, M Dec 27, 2015

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    it's the best thing ever

    when a good joke comes together and it's hilarious, I make a person laugh I feel like I made them happy. I might be a taste too funny to be taken seriously, but thankfully I'm big and scary looking enough not to "be" the joke.
    foolishwiseguy foolishwiseguy 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 25, 2015

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    Naughty men at work.

    Some workmen were fixing potholes on our street recently,which prompted my three-years-old to come running into the kitchen."Mum!Can I go and watch the men digging a hole in the road?"he asked. A little worried about the traffic,I began to form a " no...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 5 Responses May 15, 2014

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    Look. Lol sometimes people are just

    soooooooooooo funny even with the simplest things 😂😂
    TotalX TotalX 18-21, F Aug 12, 2015

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    Favorite classic joke.

    A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads"Talking Dog For Sale".Intrigued, he walks in. "So,what have you done with your life?"he asks the dog...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 20, 2014

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    Two psychiatrists,one old

    and the other young,both show up each day for work immaculately dresses and alert.At the end of the day,the young doctor is frazzled and disheveled ;the older man,as fresh as ever. "How do you do it?"the young psychiatrist asked his colleague."You always stay so fresh...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 5 Responses May 25, 2014

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    Laughter is the best medicine.

    I have a great sense of humor, and I love to laugh.
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M Jun 25, 2015

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    KrisKrosSk8 KrisKrosSk8 22-25, F Jul 21, 2015

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    *DIARY OF A YOUNG WIFE* *Monday:* Now home

    from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though...
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    I was babysitting my neighbors kid last night

    and her damn kid threatened to hold his breath until I gave him dessert. He passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with ****** terrorists. Don't try me like that!!!
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 5 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Yash144 Yash144 18-21, M Jun 4, 2015

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    While examining a female patient,

    doctor tells her: Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble. The Woman immediately started taking off her jean and panties.. Doc shocked said: “No! No! Plz put on ur clothes. Just show me...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2014

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    There should be a way of telling people they

    have bad breath without hurting their feelings.... "Well,I'm bored.Let's go brush our teeth."Or,"I've got to make a phone call.Could you hold this gum in your mouth...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 24, 2014

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    Alright i dedicate this one to mah friend

    who made me laugh so hard and you know it amigo... Ding ding ding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ&index=1&list=PLSmYIyZ5r0hhUvw1mcF7wxxv0ekqplqEK...
    Dreambuttterfly Dreambuttterfly 41-45, M Nov 5, 2015

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    An old priest got sick of everyone in his

    parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday's sermon he told them, ‘If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!’ Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: ‘fallen’. From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had ‘fallen...
    jerzee78 jerzee78 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    My parents, kids and I went to NYC,

    recently, for a few days, to attend a family wedding. I was really looking forward to it and we decided to drive down. It's only 10 hours and the drive is stunning with the Autumn colours surrounding us. My dad drove first and I mentioned that I would love to help with the...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 4 Responses Oct 5, 2015

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    For Areuoutthere A teacher is explaining

    biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to...
    Baswm Baswm 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2015

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    On the night of the masked ball,

    a woman developed a migraine and told her husband to go alone.Later she felt better,so she got into her costume,which her husband had never seen.When she arrived and saw her spouse prancing around with one woman after another,she decided to get even...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 4 Responses May 25, 2014

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    Gone for good.

    At the fish hatchery where I work,we have a small display that describes an extinct fish that wS called the Michigan grayling. One day ,a tourist asked me,"Is the grayling still extinct?" "Yes,sir,"I said."It...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 6 Responses Aug 4, 2014

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    https://youtu.be/0g8B2ImlbO4 I AM SUPER DUPER

    DEPRESSED TODAY BUT THAT BLACK SHOW FROM THE 90'S CALLED MARTIN MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY SINGLE TIME!l IBSEE IT AND I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THAT SHOW SINCE I WAS 8 YEARS OLD NOW! :) THEY SHOW RERUNS ON MTV2 THOUGH! . But in this scene Martins mother is angry THAT THEY LEFT...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 7, 2015

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    With just a few words he can make me smile

    and laugh which is such a wonder. If I do the same in return, we are both truly blessed. Thank you ;)
    SauceGirl SauceGirl 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2015

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    Do you know the joke

    why did the chicken crossed the road? If you do then your probably think: ?duh to get to the other side? ,but what does the other side mean? It could be the other side of the road or it could be the other side as in the other side of life wich is death or something like heaven.
    catherine360 catherine360 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 4, 2015

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    We have a very happy marriage.

    We always give and take.She gives orders and I take them. Book of humour.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 25, 2014

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    foreverblue122 foreverblue122 26-30, M Aug 21, 2015

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    Yash144 Yash144 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 4, 2015

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    Some of my favorite puns 😎 There was a man

    who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did: 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for...
    Baswm Baswm 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 28, 2015

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    Infinite patience.

    A woman in a supermarket is walking behind a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson.It's obvious to her that he had his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in this sweet aisle,biscuits in the biscuit aisle,and for fruit,cereal and...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 23, 2014

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