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I Love to Laugh and Make Others Laugh

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport

    baggage area.So I went to the lost luggage office and told the worker there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry; they were trained professionals,and I was in good hands."Now," she asked me,"has your plane...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 8 Responses Jun 8

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    Q. What do you call two dinosaurs who've been

    in an accident? A. Tyrannosaurs wrecks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 24

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    One man's wife kindness had grown to ridiculous

    proportions.He recently came home to find a woodpecker with its beck in a splint resting on his armchair,a sick swan wrapped in a blanket on the couch and his wife nursing a frozen wren she'd found out in the snow. "I can't...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F Jun 8

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    Gone for good.

    At the fish hatchery where I work,we have a small display that describes an extinct fish that wS called the Michigan grayling. One day ,a tourist asked me,"Is the grayling still extinct?" "Yes,sir,"I said."It...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 8 Responses Aug 4

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    Naughty men at work.

    Some workmen were fixing potholes on our street recently,which prompted my three-years-old to come running into the kitchen."Mum!Can I go and watch the men digging a hole in the road?"he asked. A little worried about the traffic,I began to form a " no...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 6 Responses May 15

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    I saw a man walking down the street playing

    "Dancing Queen" on a digery do. I thought "That's Aboriginal"
    watjusthappened watjusthappened 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Pop quiz.

    Our son was doing his homework and called out,"Dad,where are the Alps?" "Ask your mom,"came the reply. "she's always putting things away." Jade symonds.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 4 Responses May 16

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    I love making people laugh ever

    since I was little I could make people laugh and till this day I can make people laugh
    Kayl1995 Kayl1995 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Even if i'm clouded with problems

    and worries... i can still manage to crack jokes and laugh.
    hollyhelly hollyhelly 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Garden variety gag.

    A man was encouraging his teenage son to put the computerised gadgets to one side for a while and help out with some gardening.Together they studied one particularly droopy plant and wondered how best to revive it. "Any...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F Jun 8

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    I was shopping at our local grocery store

    when I heard a manger say to a worker,"it's slow;go water the plants outside." "But it's raining," the worker said. "Take an umbrella," the boss replied.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 5 Responses Jun 8

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    Making people laugh is one of my favorite

    things ever. Some people don't get my humor since it's somewhat sarcastic. Plus I'm a bit weird so I end up laughing at myself sometimes too.
    Nooneknowsmythoughts Nooneknowsmythoughts 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man +

    Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jun 11

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    So today a guy messaged me saying "ur fat"

    because I did not want to sleep with him mind you I never met nor spoke with him before so my response was to him "you're" since he can't spell correct insulting me then I told him I can at least change my problem sucks you can't change the fact you are beyond ugly lol but I do...
    catluver2008 catluver2008 26-30, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Two psychiatrists,one old

    and the other young,both show up each day for work immaculately dresses and alert.At the end of the day,the young doctor is frazzled and disheveled ;the older man,as fresh as ever. "How do you do it?"the young psychiatrist asked his colleague."You always stay so fresh...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 7 Responses May 25

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    I love to laugh

    I love to laugh.  Sometimes I laugh at inappropriate moments.  I laughed through-out my wedding ceremony.  I also laughed when I was in labor - until those contractions wiped the smile right off my face.  Come to think of it, I laugh a lot.  That's a...
    daybreak daybreak 31-35, F 9 Responses May 18, 2007

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    Married life changes over time.

    In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year,they both speak and the neighbors listen.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 25

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    That not so awesome moment

    when you lock yourself out!!! @&$?!
    Perfect1mperfection Perfect1mperfection 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    Here is a little comic!

    This is so me!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Perfect1mperfection Perfect1mperfection 31-35, F 1 Response May 4

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    Bellacallidora Bellacallidora 13-15, F Aug 15

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    *DIARY OF A YOUNG WIFE* *Monday:* Now home

    from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though...
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    One woman told another :"My neighbour is always

    speaking ill of her husband.But look at me.My husband is foolish,lazy and a coward;but have I ever said anything bad about him?" Book of humour.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 8 Responses May 25

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    On the night of the masked ball,

    a woman developed a migraine and told her husband to go alone.Later she felt better,so she got into her costume,which her husband had never seen.When she arrived and saw her spouse prancing around with one woman after another,she decided to get even...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 5 Responses May 25

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    Mosquito Hunt

    There is a mosquito hunt going on in my office today. I had been on my previous desk for about 3 years. Before a year, i moved on to another desk near to the previous one which was taken over by another guy. Couple of weeks ago, that desk has been assigned to a girl. Yesterday...
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife 26-30, M 7 Responses Feb 7, 2013

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    There should be a way of telling people they

    have bad breath without hurting their feelings.... "Well,I'm bored.Let's go brush our teeth."Or,"I've got to make a phone call.Could you hold this gum in your mouth...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 24

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    I hate when I spend the extra money to buy

    organic vegetables only to get home and find out that I bought regular donuts by mistake.
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    *smiles*

    Everybody who knows me, knows my stories are mostley light hearted, and i love when people post in my thread *thanx for the smile* or *lol*....as making you smile makes me smile...so ergo *win win situation*mwah*
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 24, 2011

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    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of

    a religious elementary school for lunch.At the head of the table day a large basket of apples.A nun had made a note and stuck it on the basket:"Take only one.God is watching." Moving further along the lunch time,at the other end of the table...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 25

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    Our house was badly threatened by a flood.

    We were without electricity, and water was seeping through the floor boards.I helped my wife,daughter and two guests into the loft,and then started to climb down to find a consoling bottle of whiskey. "Don't drink that," shouted my...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 25

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    Children's Books you'll Never See Strangers

    Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America - Hey...
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 4

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    Man walks into a pet shop " Can I have a

    goldfish" assistant " would you like an aquarium?" Man " I don't care what star sign it is"... T.Cooper and thank you!
    watjusthappened watjusthappened 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Some skills can be learnt.

    .. Marco:Wow!This is a great meal!I knew my boss had a beautiful wife, but I didn't know you were a fantastic cook as well. Boss' wife:I think I should warn you,Marco,that I expect my husband home in an hour...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 5 Responses Jun 3

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    My friend was in his way home from work

    and noticed a woman standing in a parking lot looking very worried.When he asked if all was well,she told him she'd locked her keys in the car and had called her husband who was some distance away to ask him to bring her the spare set. On impulse...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 8

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    We have a very happy marriage.

    We always give and take.She gives orders and I take them. Book of humour.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 25

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    turki2550 turki2550 16-17, M Aug 16

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    Favorite classic joke.

    A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads"Talking Dog For Sale".Intrigued, he walks in. "So,what have you done with your life?"he asks the dog...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 20

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    I was babysitting my neighbors kid last night

    and her damn kid threatened to hold his breath until I gave him dessert. He passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with ****** terrorists. Don't try me like that!!!
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 7 Responses Aug 5

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    "What do you love the most about me?

    " the woman asked her husband."Is it my natural beauty or my gorgeous body?" "Your sense of humour." Val Chadwick Bagley.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 24

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    Oh my goodness!!! Laughing is the best!

    Especially those times when you're with your friends and you have those laughs where you can't even breathe and later you don't even know why it was that funny! And making people laugh makes you feel great!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    I have a very contagious laugh to the point

    that everyone around laughs as well. It's always a great feeling when you can make someone else, especially if you get a good laugh from it :) I tend to have a quirky and very imaginative sense of humour.
    Liv4Life Liv4Life 18-21, F Jun 25

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    Misunderstandings.

    Caller:"Can you assist me with my computer internet?" Agent:"Can you close all windows and get back to the desktop?"(Five minutes later caller says he is back at the desktop.) Agent:"Can you see'My...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 8 Responses Jun 8

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    Infinite patience.

    A woman in a supermarket is walking behind a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson.It's obvious to her that he had his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in this sweet aisle,biscuits in the biscuit aisle,and for fruit,cereal and...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 4 Responses May 23

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    A very cranky old woman was arrested

    for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had...
    ThunderLady ThunderLady 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    Just finished up playing poker with some close

    mates for the first time in a very long time. It was fun trying to get everyone laughing and having a good time like we used to . Nothing quite like talking trash with your friends and having a good laugh over some drinks and cards! Well maybe a couple of things...
    Vigbyrd Vigbyrd 22-25, M May 23

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    All in a day's work.

    A customer called our rental store recently to enquire about rectangular tables.I told her we had six-foot tables and eight-foot tables.Her response;"what's the difference?" Bruno
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 8

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    My Aunt was getting annoyed with my cousin's

    friends showing up at the door at dinner time so she started putting a fairly large sign on the door telling them to come back later. Most of the guys respected the sign and didn't knock, but one did as if he never saw the sign, Annoyed my Aunt answered the door, looked at him...
    CrushedCrusader CrushedCrusader 46-50, M Jun 8

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    While examining a female patient,

    doctor tells her: Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble. The Woman immediately started taking off her jean and panties.. Doc shocked said: “No! No! Plz put on ur clothes. Just show me...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 11

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    True story, my friends friend back in the day,

    went to a gynecologist for her check up, of course being a woman you want to make sure you're okay down there so she pulled a tissue from her purse and wipes herself to make sure it's all ok. Doc comes in and was checking things out, and asked her where she wanted to be mailed...
    Judyann369 Judyann369 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 11

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