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    "What do you love the most about me?

    " the woman asked her husband."Is it my natural beauty or my gorgeous body?" "Your sense of humour." Val Chadwick Bagley.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 24, 2014

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    Two psychiatrists,one old

    and the other young,both show up each day for work immaculately dresses and alert.At the end of the day,the young doctor is frazzled and disheveled ;the older man,as fresh as ever. "How do you do it?"the young psychiatrist asked his colleague."You always stay so fresh...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 5 Responses May 25, 2014

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    I wouldn't call it romance.

    I love to have fun. I don't like the same old routine thing everyday. Movies and video games get boring. I love it here and there but I love to explore and learn new things. I love pleasing people and I want to be happy like that and pleased. Is that so much to ask? It would be...
    JessiAnn27 JessiAnn27 26-30, F Jan 24

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    Married life changes over time.

    In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year,they both speak and the neighbors listen.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 25, 2014

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    Pop quiz.

    Our son was doing his homework and called out,"Dad,where are the Alps?" "Ask your mom,"came the reply. "she's always putting things away." Jade symonds.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 3 Responses May 16, 2014

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    We have a very happy marriage.

    We always give and take.She gives orders and I take them. Book of humour.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 25, 2014

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    This morning while the kids were getting ready

    for school i opened the refrigerator and stood there. When i realized i was standing there i became aware that i didn't remember why i was looking into the refrigerator in the first place. After having stood there about 20 seconds i thought, "oh, i remember! food!" (Makes...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 5 Responses Apr 16

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport

    baggage area.So I went to the lost luggage office and told the worker there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry; they were trained professionals,and I was in good hands."Now," she asked me,"has your plane...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 7 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    Mary Poppins was traveling home,

    but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly, madam," he replied courteously. "Is the resturant open still?" inquired Mary. "Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 30

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    *DIARY OF A YOUNG WIFE* *Monday:* Now home

    from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though...
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    Gone for good.

    At the fish hatchery where I work,we have a small display that describes an extinct fish that wS called the Michigan grayling. One day ,a tourist asked me,"Is the grayling still extinct?" "Yes,sir,"I said."It...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 7 Responses Aug 4, 2014

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    It's it a selfish thing to enjoy laughing

    or seeing others laugh? I often find myself at the center of a joke or making a joke (sometimes unintentional or not), but I usually don't take it too seriously and just roll with it... I'm not sure if it's a good thing..
    LillBills LillBills 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 18

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    I am thinking of opening a college.

    . . It's name should be Cumberbatch's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce n Arts!!
    liza1996 liza1996 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    Even if i'm clouded with problems

    and worries... i can still manage to crack jokes and laugh.
    hollyhelly hollyhelly 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 9, 2014

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    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 16

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    My friend asked me "Your a guy.

    ..what could i do to look more sexy for my man?". So me being the honest, helpful friend that I am, i stopped at the store and bought her husband a case of beer. That ***** owes me!
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    I just sent a whole bunch of ****** emails to

    random Nigerians letting them know they're winners of the Canadian lottery.
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 5 Responses Aug 27, 2014

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    To make mistakes is human; to stumble is

    commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. - - William Arthur Ward
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    JOKE TIME: 😃😃 AGED MEN were discussing

    their thoughts on death. The 75 years old said:"I think I choose suicide. One jump off the bridge and pfft.. it's over." The 80 yrs old said: "When I die I hope it's a heart attack that gets me. That's quicker and less messy." and the 90-year-old remarked off-handedly: "Well...
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 20, 2014

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    i woke up my son to get ready

    for school. He said that he needed a shirt. i handed him (threw at him) a shirt from his drawer. (i love when it lands on their head, but i didn't aim this time.) He said "nevermind". i said "you HAVE to put the shirt on. He said "i have plenty on my other character." i said...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    But cant stand heckled.

    Or crowds in dark places.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 22

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    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    Favorite classic joke.

    A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads"Talking Dog For Sale".Intrigued, he walks in. "So,what have you done with your life?"he asks the dog...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 20, 2014

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    While examining a female patient,

    doctor tells her: Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble. The Woman immediately started taking off her jean and panties.. Doc shocked said: “No! No! Plz put on ur clothes. Just show me...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2014

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    There should be a way of telling people they

    have bad breath without hurting their feelings.... "Well,I'm bored.Let's go brush our teeth."Or,"I've got to make a phone call.Could you hold this gum in your mouth...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 2 Responses May 24, 2014

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    Misunderstandings.

    Caller:"Can you assist me with my computer internet?" Agent:"Can you close all windows and get back to the desktop?"(Five minutes later caller says he is back at the desktop.) Agent:"Can you see'My...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 7 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    An old priest got sick of everyone in his

    parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday's sermon he told them, ‘If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!’ Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: ‘fallen’. From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had ‘fallen...
    jerzee78 jerzee78 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I was babysitting my neighbors kid last night

    and her damn kid threatened to hold his breath until I gave him dessert. He passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with ****** terrorists. Don't try me like that!!!
    IZZYNUDIST IZZYNUDIST 41-45, M 5 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    I love to laugh

    I love to laugh.  Sometimes I laugh at inappropriate moments.  I laughed through-out my wedding ceremony.  I also laughed when I was in labor - until those contractions wiped the smile right off my face.  Come to think of it, I laugh a lot.  That's a...
    daybreak daybreak 31-35, F 11 Responses May 18, 2007

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    I was shopping at our local grocery store

    when I heard a manger say to a worker,"it's slow;go water the plants outside." "But it's raining," the worker said. "Take an umbrella," the boss replied.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 8, 2014

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    One woman told another :"My neighbour is always

    speaking ill of her husband.But look at me.My husband is foolish,lazy and a coward;but have I ever said anything bad about him?" Book of humour.
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 8 Responses May 25, 2014

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    On the night of the masked ball,

    a woman developed a migraine and told her husband to go alone.Later she felt better,so she got into her costume,which her husband had never seen.When she arrived and saw her spouse prancing around with one woman after another,she decided to get even...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 4 Responses May 25, 2014

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    I love making people laugh,

    like i do every day with my friends. I like to cheer up people when something wrong.
    RestlessDream RestlessDream 13-15, F Mar 27

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    Mosquito Hunt

    There is a mosquito hunt going on in my office today. I had been on my previous desk for about 3 years. Before a year, i moved on to another desk near to the previous one which was taken over by another guy. Couple of weeks ago, that desk has been assigned to a girl. Yesterday...
    labyrinthlife labyrinthlife 26-30, M 6 Responses Feb 7, 2013

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    knock knock? who's there?

    lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in it's cold!
    lovabledoll lovabledoll 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2014

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    The Elevator An Amish boy

    and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son...
    dumanfree dumanfree 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 30, 2014

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