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    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the

    shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You...
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 7 Responses Jan 19

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    most of the time im actually pretty sad

    but laughing can be a great distraction sometimes from how i feel. when i laugh it feels great, like nothing matters and my laugh makes others laugh and if i can't be happy then im glad other people can be. apparently, i have like 12 different laughs and not one of them sounds...
    mxtxc mxtxc 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    So this woman and her husband have this really

    bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her but she doesn't care. She is busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from...
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    A pirate walked into a bar.

    "Hello" said the barman, "I haven't seen you in ages! How are you?" "Fine. I be be fine. Thankee" replied the pirate. The barman regarded him carefully. "Are you sure? What's happened to your leg?" "Chain shot" answered the pirate. "Took my leg clean off just below the knee, but...
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    Two kinds of people in this world !

    1- happy morning people :) 2- those who want to kill happy morning people ... lol Good morning lol get the hell up :)
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 11

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Feb 2

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    A Lady's Confession of Why She changed

    Hotels Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling...
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    If any man, attractive

    or unattractive can get me to laugh one of those stomach clutching laughs, with tears streaming my cheeks! I will marry you!
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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 13

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    A preacher visits an elderly woman from his

    congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a small bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?" he asks. "No, not at all," the woman replies and pushes the bowl closer. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realises instead of...
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    Irish Comedian Dusty Young http://youtu.

    be/IBRIZGyOnPQ Not everybody's cup of tea but still makes me laugh...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 8

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    A business man got on an elevator.

    When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so...
    hammer963 hammer963 51-55, M Jun 14

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    I’m great at multitasking.

    I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
    HMC17 HMC17 13-15, M 4 Responses Apr 25

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    My mother-in -law is in town

    and she's a fanatical FOX News watcher...it's all that is on our television whenever she comes to visit. This time I took a stand. It was priceless watching her keep trying to view the channel and a dumb look on her face trying to understand why FOX News would be "restricted...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 11 Responses Apr 17

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    "in life there are going to be some things

    there's going to make it hard to smile. But what ever you do. through all the rain and pain you got to keep your sense of humor, you got you smile for me now remember this." -Tupac Shakur
    NikkiCOCO NikkiCOCO 16-17, F Jun 7

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    EP makes me laugh. Some experiences

    and questions make me to remember the craziest jokes. Well I know I should take people serious, there are all kind of conditions and people are here for support. But sometimes I can't help myself. I mean common all those urinating around your boobs pictures asking and nuts...
    tripwithzip tripwithzip 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3

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    Well, he asked for it.

    LOLOL ... love the Looney's. Enjoy ;)  
    deleted deleted 26-30 15 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty

    stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 28

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    I am going to lose 13 stones soon with some

    help. wow. Who is helping you? A dietetics? No. A divorce lawyer.
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    First Trailer For Ted 2 Arrives OnlineHot on

    the fuzzy heels of Tuesday's tongue-in-cheek poster is the first full-length trailer for Seth MacFarlane's comedy sequel, Ted 2. I almost never see movies in the theater, but I'm definitely seeing Ted 2.I couldn't find the trailer that I just saw on tv that really cracked me up...
    SavannahAnsley SavannahAnsley 41-45, F Jun 9

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    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Responses Jan 10

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    I LOVE LAUGHING.....I'm one of those people

    that laugh LOUDLY so loud you can hear me on the other side a football field XD
    Awesome3549 Awesome3549 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 17

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    While walking through Golden Gate Park in San

    Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No...
    hammer963 hammer963 51-55, M Jun 14

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 17

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    Brent Morin, HILARIOUS stand up comedian

    who actually makes me laugh out loud!
    09TiskTisk 09TiskTisk 31-35, F May 31

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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ( FOR THE AGING LOL ) The

    missus bought a paperback down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag. . . . T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared, The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope, And in her right...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 21

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 20 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Jan 16

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 23 Responses Jan 21

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    A sailor met a good looking blonde at the

    bar And was trying to get laid without much success. "I don't date servicemen," she said, "but I am Curious as to why you sailors have those two rows Of buttons on your pants." "Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied. "Interesting. And probably twice as much...
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    NikkiCOCO NikkiCOCO 16-17, F 2 Responses May 13

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    Seen this on Facebook

    and I want to share it here and have a laugh -:)
    Lakee112812 Lakee112812 41-45, F 4 Responses Jun 19

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    People make me laugh.

    Like it's freaking amazing to have funny people on earth.
    HaleyKun HaleyKun 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 20

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Responses Jan 18

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    The recent discovery of a very large number of

    dead crows along a stretch of the A90 in Aberdeenshire sparked considerable alarm after someone mentioned "bird flu." A specialist team was despatched and the road was temporarily closed whilst they collected some 200 crow carcasses and took them for autopsy in Aberdeen. A top...
    treborsniknej treborsniknej 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 4

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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 17 Responses Jan 4

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    I laugh too loud and people just don't like it.

    i will laugh anyway because i give a damn **** about their opinion so deal with that