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I Love to Laugh

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    There is actual scientific evidence

    that laughter has healing properties for both our bodies and minds. So if you want To live a longer, happier life, be sure to laugh every day!!
    Ilybob Ilybob 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    I wake myself up at night regularly from

    laughing:D Who does that?
    Organicallygrownlove Organicallygrownlove 31-35 10 Responses May 27

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    A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet

    in a posh hotel.. He sat down and noticed four buttons - 🔺WW, 🔺WA, 🔺PP & 🔺APR... Curious, he pressed 🔺WW & his butt was gently sprayed🚿 with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed 🔺WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 2 Responses May 22

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    50 Things You Would Love To Say Out Loud At Work

    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really...
    mountsilky mountsilky 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 15, 2013

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    I mostly get yelled at my teachers in class,

    but I love laughing you will never catch me sad unless I'm going through a lot.. :)))
    ZaharaRlove ZaharaRlove 16-17, F 5 Responses Jun 24

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 5 days ago

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    When things are bad,

    and you feel like they're never going to get better, have a laugh with a friend! Or, a funny movie/picture! It will make you feel so much better, and realize that that life will go on.💥
    gumdropss gumdropss 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 4

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    Memo from Santa: I regret to inform you that,

    effective immediately, I will no longer serve Georgia, Florida, West Virginia, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas or Alabama on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 23, 2013

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    I am attracted to laughter.

    If someone smiles often, thinks positively, and can enjoy the small things in life; I am naturally enticed with who they are. I admire someone who can put their cynical and pessimistic thoughts aside and bear through with a sense of humor. To me, that is everything. I think I'd...
    mik02 mik02 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 14

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    A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed,

    told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do...
    esteem29 esteem29 26-30, M 8 Responses May 27

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    Three leaders of the big beer companies meet

    for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks? Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren't...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 5

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    Laughing has almost the same emotional benefits

    as a good workout. When you laugh, you feel good. I love to make others laugh just as much as I love to laugh myself. Most know me for being pretty dorky at times.
    Mariposa85 Mariposa85 26-30, F Jun 7

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    Golf

    A woman is talking to her husband. She asks: "If I died, would you meet someone else?" He replies: "I don't see why not." She says: "Would she sleep in our bed." "Probably, yes," he answers. His wife asks: "Would you play golf with her?" He replies: "Yes, I think so." "And...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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    A guy was walking along the street

    when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” to which the runner replied “Well you don’t...
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    I used to love canoeing!

    My father used to take me out all the time. Sometimes my mother would come along, but she hated the water because she couldn't swim. We always went crab-hunting along bridge pilings... And one day I thought, "What it be like if I paddled backwards?", so I tried it. The boat...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 8 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    'Im going bananas!' .

    .is what I tell my bananas before I leave the house.
    SpiffyNinja SpiffyNinja 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),

    Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 2

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    Who doesn't! I love the sound

    if it. I love how our eyes moisten and almost close and cheeks plum up when we laugh! If I could have anything in the world I'd just want to laugh uninhibited! And even better make everyone around me laugh too! If you ever ever feel down spend a moment cheering the next person...
    Perfect1mperfection Perfect1mperfection 31-35, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Do you ever just randomly remember something

    really funny when someone is talking and then you burst out laughing and they look at you like wtf?
    LikeALullaby LikeALullaby 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 21

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    Dealing With An Angry Wife

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Dec 8, 2011

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    many people says that i laugh

    for lot times haha and they found me such a cheerful person. but they have no idea whats behind my laugh,my smile, and my smile. lol
    klooey klooey 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    I have noticed laughing just makes any

    experience better. If someone's mean to me, I laugh in their face... It makes the mean joke seem a lot funnier. I also have the habbit of laughing when my friends fall or something, which I feel awful about, but their faces are hilarious. When I broke my leg and dislocated both...
    anotherpasserby anotherpasserby 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    It's Later Than You Think

    A Zen Haiku Escaping from the cage of my mind Letting go of the past The old games fade away Here and now I laugh As I become whole, my healing has brought me much insight. I take things too seriously, too identified with my doings.... I am at an age that.. huh....sometimes it is...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F 3 Responses Jun 28, 2013

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    What Gender Is A Computer?

    A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like chalk or pencil, she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral...
    anya1212 anya1212 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 16, 2013

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    It's the most impossible thing to not know

    about me if I get hurt or see something funny I fall on the ground to continue laughing and if I see you as a Freind in person for less then a year I get hurt you'll be like man he's weird but it's not me and this girl I like both do it and when she does it I have to join in...
    JuwonJ216 JuwonJ216 18-21, M Jun 14

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    Swear Jar ****

    I should start one of these up at work....We'd be rich by the end of the day. Lololol enjoy =p
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 18 Responses Oct 10, 2013

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    Ever feel like everything is funnier

    when you have to be quiet.
    tfoy tfoy 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 14 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    The Job Interview

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses Jul 31, 2013

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    lovelywings lovelywings 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 22, 2013

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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 4 Responses May 22, 2013

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    TEACHER: Why are you late,

    Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 8

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    ;D

    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 7 Responses Apr 24

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    A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry

    as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: To My One and Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    i just posted a couple minutes ago

    for people to ask me questions and someone asks if i ever been pantsed before lol where does these questions come from
    ihaveaname99 ihaveaname99 13-15, F Jun 27

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 16 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    Honestly I love laughing,

    it's such a good feeling!
    ellavalencia ellavalencia 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    A man was just waking up from anesthesia

    after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 3 Responses Apr 22

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    Pablo Francisco - Little Tortilla Boy Always

    cracks me up haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PvW5NxSOdc
    NewShoes12 NewShoes12 26-30, M Jun 20

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    PLEASE Please Make Me Laugh - I Am Serious

    I am so tired and sad.  I was diagnosed with Stage II Melanoma 2 weeks ago, getting ready for chemo and radiation, and more tests.  To top it all off, I am going through a very painful separation.  So, ENOUGH OF MY WHINING.  I am begging...
    childoftheland childoftheland 46-50, F 44 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 11 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    Sick Husband

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die...
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    TeethTheSizeOfPianoKeys TeethTheSizeOfPianoKeys 18-21, M Jun 21

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    Wife gets naked and asks her husband,

    'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.' Category: Dirty
    Twin27 Twin27 26-30, M Jan 22

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    Leslie Nielsen Rik Mayall John Candy R.

    I.P you comedy Legends... you will always make me laugh.
    TheFlamingLips TheFlamingLips 18-21, M Jul 9

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