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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
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    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
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    "Two wrongs don't make a right,

    but two rights make a left!" -Wanda and Cosmo hahah I absolutely loved The Fairly Odd Parents, Cosmo was just amazing <3
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M Mar 19

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    Check out this video

    if you're like me and you love laughing. I couldn't help it...but I sure felt for the little guy, poor baby. http://youtu.be/D53Pw2Y_fU4
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F Apr 8

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
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    A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3

    daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them "Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code" So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted "NESCAFE" and the next week the 2nd daughter text "WILLS...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 15

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    Made a friend on here

    that makes me laugh constantly. Definitely liking it. I'm talking to you "yuri" lol
    qtrican80 qtrican80 31-35, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 17

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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ( FOR THE AGING LOL ) The

    missus bought a paperback down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag. . . . T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared, The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope, And in her right...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 21

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
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    Anyone watch Bieber's roast last night?

    Some great jokes...personally thought the jokes at the expense of Snoop were the best. "Snoop you look like a retired WNBA player."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    Happy Easter to those

    that celebrate it.
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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Apr 7

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    Bahahaha I'm sorry if this offends you

    but I think it's hilarious Enjoy your day lol
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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 27 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    Well, he asked for it.

    LOLOL ... love the Looney's. Enjoy ;)  
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    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the

    shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You...
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 7 Responses Nov 6, 2014

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    If you make me laugh,

    you've won half the battle.
    JustaSillyfairy JustaSillyfairy 70+, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I want to be the reason you look down at your

    phone and smile..then walk into a pole... Hahaha .I love that!!!
    angelicpixie angelicpixie 41-45, F 11 Responses Feb 20

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    I heard this on the Last week tonight with John

    Oliver and laughed out loud. This show is great! "Isis, the ebola of people"
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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 20 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    Lol My girl....... if you have a bad today,

    you gotta laugh at this. she has very silly and cute face lol
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    Two Blokes and the Barber: Tim Matheson,

    the First Bloke and Tony Abbott somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished...
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    If you make me laugh,

    you steal my heart. I love a funny man with a sky smile and intense eyes.
    AmyOnEP AmyOnEP 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 26 Responses Jan 21

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    Does anybody else get a super kick out of the

    show Undateable?! Omg! I love Danny & Justin & need people like them in my life! So excited too, cuz I get to see Danny (Chris D'Elia) this weekend!!!! Woot woot!
    saundra04 saundra04 26-30, F Apr 8

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