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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 23 Responses Nov 1

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    If you can make me laugh you're automatically

    more attractive to me. #gooooodmorning^______^
    Moonembracingthesun Moonembracingthesun 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 9

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    A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet

    in a posh hotel.. He sat down and noticed four buttons - 🔺WW, 🔺WA, 🔺PP & 🔺APR... Curious, he pressed 🔺WW & his butt was gently sprayed🚿 with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed 🔺WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 1 Response May 22

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    A sad story of engineering student.

    ... A guy was deeply in love with his classmate. One day he proposed to her by saying that he loved her a lot... but she was angry and refused and threatened him that she will complain to the dean if he ever bothers her again. The other day the girl borrowed a books from that...
    Moonembracingthesun Moonembracingthesun 18-21, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    lovelywings lovelywings 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 22, 2013

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    Swear Jar ****

    I should start one of these up at work....We'd be rich by the end of the day. Lololol enjoy =p
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 17 Responses Oct 10, 2013

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    Ahhhhhhhh..EP, how fun this site is!

    I have never been asked such an array of questions from so many people my whole life! I laugh at the broad range of things I'm asked. No, I'm not Lebanese, Egyptian, Indian, or Asian ! Lol!! Enjoying myself on here and all the laughs provided! Happy Thursday EP people! :)
    lavioletta lavioletta 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 11

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    The wrong time to remember

    that you forgot to eat is when that drink makes your lips numb. Lol
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

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    SouthInVirginia SouthInVirginia 31-35, F 7 Responses Dec 6

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    A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed,

    told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do...
    esteem29 esteem29 26-30, M 8 Responses May 27

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Nov 28

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    A woman has a baby girl,

    " I think I will name her Sarah." The doctor responds, "I am sorry, but that name is already taken. But, you can have Sarah 343 or Sarah_12."
    CarolinaShores CarolinaShores 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    She wants too compare herself with camille

    cosby. ..your not take Seriously. .....no class. .
    readyjaja5 readyjaja5 51-55, F 3 days ago

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    See, that's how you win me over.

    You want me to fall in love with you, then you have to cheer me up and make me laugh when times are tough. I laugh and I'm happy. Of course, there's no guarantee that will work for everyone.
    Xamad Xamad 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    VelvetPony VelvetPony 26-30, F 6 Responses Dec 4

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    Fantastic SMS sent by a man to his wife.

    " Hi Honey I am just having my last peg and I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, Please read this message again".
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 6 days ago

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 6

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop

    and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 3

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    I love to laugh but I would

    rather make others laugh. I love to make girls laugh. My favorite way to make girls laugh is by tickling them!
    ChristianKekoa90 ChristianKekoa90 22-25, M Dec 6

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    They ay laughter is good medicine

    and I love to laugh and make people laugh also .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am attracted to laughter.

    If someone smiles often, thinks positively, and can enjoy the small things in life; I am naturally enticed with who they are. I admire someone who can put their cynical and pessimistic thoughts aside and bear through with a sense of humor. To me, that is everything. I think I'd...
    mik02 mik02 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 14

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    ;D

    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 7 Responses Apr 24

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 7 Responses Nov 6

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 16 Responses Aug 1

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    check this out guys https://www.

    facebook.com/video.php?v=336637926500654&set=vb.299247753573005&type=2&theater rip listen lol
    dakilangdreamer dakilangdreamer 18-21, F Dec 2

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Nov 24

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    I love to laugh by stand up comedy.

    I love to make people laugh (girls) by tickling them!
    ChristianKekoa90 ChristianKekoa90 22-25, M Nov 30

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 28 Responses Nov 17

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    Lakee112812 Lakee112812 36-40, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Well, he asked for it.

    LOLOL ... love the Looney's. Enjoy ;)  
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 18 Responses 6 days ago

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 14 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    I wake myself up at night regularly from

    laughing:D Who does that?
    joyfulride joyfulride 36-40 10 Responses May 27

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    I love to laugh. my life is like a sitcom

    when I get together with my friends. sometimes you just have to laugh. bad hair style, losing your clothes in public, falling repeatedly, getting lost. lol life is an adventure.
    regalshewolf regalshewolf 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 5

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    TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE 1.

    To plant your ideas in someone else's head. 2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket. The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER. And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN. The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE The one who fails in both is...
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Well my delightful comrades,

    I thank you for a day of delicious ridiculousness lightly seasoned with stimulating thought. It's been truly grand. Now I need to take my silly self off to the real world so my kids can look at me like I just fell off the Mothership. I'd hate to deprive them. :D Love n hugs to...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F Dec 9

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    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    'Im going bananas!' .

    .is what I tell my bananas before I leave the house.
    SpiffyNinja SpiffyNinja 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    If Dogs Were Teachers, You Would Learn Stuff Like:

    Dog Etiquette > If dogs were teachers, you would learn stuff like: When a loved one comes home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your...
    AceofPentacles AceofPentacles 46-50, F 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    TheThinIce TheThinIce 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Can't. Stop. Laughing!

    !! :-D http://m.tickld.com/x/woman-shocks-everyone-live-on-air
    LaydeMaverick31 LaydeMaverick31 31-35, F 4 Responses Dec 9

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    $19.95

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 15, 2013

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    My grandpa is so funny.

    Everytime he calls me, I say "Hi Grandpa!" And he responds with "Grandpa?...." And I'm like -_____- "...Grandpa WINSTON" I think to myself "I think after 25 years, I know what your name is." LOL!!! He is so funny!
    TheMeBMini25 TheMeBMini25 22-25, F Nov 29

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    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Marc aged 4 was engrossed in a young couple

    that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes of them he asked his dad : " Why is he whispering in her mouth?".
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 6 days ago

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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 3 Responses May 22, 2013

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    Melaine aged 5 asked her Granny how old she was.

    Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melaine said, " If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine says five to six".
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Man calls home, daughter answers phone.

    He asks "is your mother there?" daughter says "yes but she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!" Man says "Uncle Paul? You don't have a Uncle Paul!" Daughter says "yes I do he is upstairs with mom!" Mans says "honey go upstairs and hold the phone by the door and say "Mom...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 8 Responses Aug 11

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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