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    I miss laughing and being happy.

    I pray one day I find joy again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Oct 7, 2015

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    my brother walked into the living room eating

    something and it was crunchjng in his mouth sounded like he was eating bones, i asked him what he was eating and he said an apple lmao liar! He was eating pork grinds! I still dont know why i find this so funny hahah >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    He had his first massage last night

    as recommended by the chiropractor. That in itself is another story. Cutting to the chase, I get a call this morning the equivalent of a giant exhale (I was working when he got home so I couldn't assuage what appeared to be a massive case of guilt - the one thing he can't seem...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    I am laughing right now lol lol lol lol

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    Splosh279 Splosh279 13-15, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    "The world is full of horrible things

    that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: "Not today, you bastards."
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2015

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    "I'm classy. I may be sick,

    twisted, and a total *****ng pervert. But still classy."
    deleted deleted 26-30 13 Responses Jan 15

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    According to a new report,

    a certain private school in Chicago, IL was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12th-grade girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. Applying and wearing the lipstick was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 23, 2015

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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ( FOR THE AGING LOL ) The

    missus bought a paperback down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag. . . . T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared, The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope, And in her right...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 21, 2015

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    Once people get to know me,

    they do find me funny sometimes. And I can be funny. Last night I hung out with a friend and we had several good laughs. She told me Im a riot! LOL!!!
    noaht43 noaht43 41-45, T Dec 22, 2015

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    " Morning Sex" She was standing in the

    kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am...
    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M 9 Responses Jan 31

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 18, 2015

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    Wife Texts Hubby Wife texts husband on a cold

    winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 4 Responses Apr 3, 2015

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    My memory's not as sharp

    as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 5 Responses Jun 23, 2015

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    A man and woman had been married for 30 years,

    and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big ***** on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Sep 10, 2015

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 5, 2015

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses a week ago

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    You know it's been a long winter

    when your leg hair has split ends
    ToTheMoon1 ToTheMoon1 36-40, F 14 Responses Jan 21

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    I want to die laughing.

    Humor and laughter is one of the best things in life
    strawberyblond strawberyblond 70+, F 3 Responses Dec 26, 2015

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    Damn...are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you're really hot and it's making me uncomfortable ;) hahhahhaha
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Oct 3, 2015

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    papi4usweetie papi4usweetie 41-45, M a week ago

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    "Always look on the bright side of life!

    " Eric Idle... Monty Python... http://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M
    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 4, 2015

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    i got it from my daddy,

    i got it from my daddy, i got it, got it... hahaha!!! psy!!!!!!
    iloveblackfire2222 iloveblackfire2222 13-15, M Dec 27, 2015

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Jan 16, 2015

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    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 9 Responses Dec 11, 2015

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    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 26 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    Why do Elephants have four feet?

    Because eight inches is not enough. 😎
    Baswm Baswm 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2015

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    http://youtu.be/bKP5e5HZeBc I love this

    commercial!! Cracks me up every time. :D
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F Jan 20

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    Is anyone a fan of Good Mythical Morning on

    YouTube? My husband and I just watched their video called Will it Smoothie? I died laughing by the time it got to the ocean themed drink. The tide pool smoothie reactions had us dying of laughter! I highly recommend watching this video.
    SomniumProeliator SomniumProeliator 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    Wtf??? How Do Court Recorders Keep Straight

    Faces???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 3 Responses Dec 25, 2015

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, β€œExcuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 6 Responses Jan 19, 2015

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    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 8 Responses Nov 27, 2015

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    I love to laugh and I love to make other people

    laugh as well. However, for some reason, I don't really enjoy comedy clubs. The comedians just aren't funny to me. Everyone else laughs but I really do. I don't why this is. Just a note: I have tremendous respect for stand-up comics. It has to be one of the hardest jobs...
    Joei005 Joei005 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 25, 2015

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    A father buys a lie detector robot

    that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Sep 10, 2015

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    My friend Doreen is a humorist

    and a stand-up comic as well as a pretty good singer. She has kindly given permission for me to share some of her bits with you. By Doreen Peri My friend is a luddite. She says she'll never use a computer. Last night's conversation: Her: I used to be a courier not too...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 1 Response Dec 25, 2015

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Feb 2, 2015

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    Don't you love it when you pause your show

    and the actors are frozen with a silly expression? Simply funny.
    SocialHermit SocialHermit 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 23, 2015

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    Lmao! Some people post a lot.

    So ask a question of their post and they block you. Funny **** right there.
    mountainmanricky mountainmanricky 56-60, M Feb 2

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    It's Friday... Friday can make most things

    good How bad is that! Lolol
    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Is it possible to laugh too much?

    I think we need to find joy in life and go ahead and let it rip. :)
    FullOfLaughs FullOfLaughs 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was β€˜flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, β€˜What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 17, 2015

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