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    There are two types of human beings found on

    Facebook. One who gets an enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men... I hate to say it... But it's true
    HMC17 HMC17 13-15, M 2 Responses May 2

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    Gonna be a lot of these today,

    this dang weather is messing with my mood...https://youtu.be/Sd5XrUjpq1U
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 2 Responses May 15

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    Don't you find it weird how our parents spend

    the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up..?
    HMC17 HMC17 13-15, M 1 Response May 8

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    I hate Russian dolls.

    .. ...so full of themselves
    HMC17 HMC17 13-15, M 1 Response May 4

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 27 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    The kind if laughing

    that makes your abs hurt. The silent kind too . You just feel so good after it all .
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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 17 Responses Jan 4

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    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F May 6

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    Gorilla My Dreams -  The best part starts

    when he takes BB for a walk....
    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F May 5

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 20

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    A Lady's Confession of Why She changed

    Hotels Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling...
    hammer963 hammer963 51-55, M 5 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    viceversa1 viceversa1 41-45, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Somebody just sent me this message.

    Thank you for cheering me up, buddy! lol
    Daniel0018 Daniel0018 22-25, M 1 Response May 6

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    Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty

    stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 11 Responses Mar 28

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    ah that's what i miss from school,

    being laughing the whole day, since I arrived to the school bus and saw my friends already laughing i knew it was going to be a good day
    viperguy96 viperguy96 18-21, M May 8

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 20 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    By complete chance, Mr Walker

    and Mr Bell arrive at the remote Scottish kirk an hour too early for the funeral of their mutual acquaintance. Both men have been bitter competitors within the Scottish whisky industry for many years, but on such an occasion, they recognise it would be inappropriate not to be...
    treborsniknej treborsniknej 56-60, M May 6

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Feb 2

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    Brent Morin, HILARIOUS stand up comedian

    who actually makes me laugh out loud!
    09CanCan 09CanCan 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Oh yeah, this is helping.

    ..https://youtu.be/1x-jTF5p6uY
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F May 15

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 25 Responses Jan 21

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Jan 16

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    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Responses Jan 19

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 7 Responses Jan 19

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    BORN TO RUN - Parody - Bruce Springteen

    and Jimmy Fallon skit on Gov Chris Christie "Traffic Jam"
    Love2014nb Love2014nb 51-55, F 1 Response May 6

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    A preacher visits an elderly woman from his

    congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a small bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few?" he asks. "No, not at all," the woman replies and pushes the bowl closer. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realises instead of...
    hammer963 hammer963 51-55, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 17

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    I hate it when you think of something

    that leads to something else, and that leads to something, but then you can't think of the first thing you thought of!
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 1 Response May 14

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    specially when you can't stop laughing,

    and your with a person you absolutely trust, and they are enjoying that moment with you. which is usually over something ridiculous. LOL
    Elisef Elisef 51-55, F 3 Responses May 18

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    I’m great at multitasking.

    I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
    HMC17 HMC17 13-15, M 4 Responses Apr 25

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    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the

    shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You...
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    A piece of black tarmacadam walk into a bar

    and says "I'm the toughest one here!" No one disagrees and the bar noise resumes. Ten minutes later, a piece of red tarmacadam walks into the same bar and says "I'm the toughest one here!" No one disagrees, but the barman whispers to the piece of black tarmacadam "I thought you...
    treborsniknej treborsniknej 56-60, M 1 Response May 6

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    Wife Texts Hubby Wife texts husband on a cold

    winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 6 Responses Apr 3

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    My sister posted this on fb

    and she knows how much I love stupid jokes. Idk why she would do this to me! I've been randomly chuckling every time I think about it all day. LOL(fyi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6pzcXbXJI)
    ConfusedInCollege ConfusedInCollege 22-25, F May 21

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the

    craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and want to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama...
    viceversa1 viceversa1 41-45, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    So this woman and her husband have this really

    bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her but she doesn't care. She is busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from...
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    Video games don't make people violent

    and I'll kill anyone who disagrees
    HMC17 HMC17 13-15, M 5 Responses May 17

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    My mother-in -law is in town

    and she's a fanatical FOX News watcher...it's all that is on our television whenever she comes to visit. This time I took a stand. It was priceless watching her keep trying to view the channel and a dumb look on her face trying to understand why FOX News would be "restricted...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 11 Responses Apr 17

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    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...