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    my brother walked into the living room eating

    something and it was crunchjng in his mouth sounded like he was eating bones, i asked him what he was eating and he said an apple lmao liar! He was eating pork grinds! I still dont know why i find this so funny hahah >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    My memory's not as sharp

    as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 5 Responses Jun 23, 2015

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    Damn...are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you're really hot and it's making me uncomfortable ;) hahhahhaha
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Oct 3, 2015

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    http://youtu.be/bKP5e5HZeBc I love this

    commercial!! Cracks me up every time. :D
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F Jan 20

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    Don't you love it when you pause your show

    and the actors are frozen with a silly expression? Simply funny.
    SocialHermit SocialHermit 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 23, 2015

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    "The world is full of horrible things

    that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: "Not today, you bastards."
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2015

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses 6 days ago

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    " Morning Sex" She was standing in the

    kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am...
    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M 9 Responses Jan 31

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    "I'm classy. I may be sick,

    twisted, and a total *****ng pervert. But still classy."
    deleted deleted 26-30 13 Responses Jan 15

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    Why do Elephants have four feet?

    Because eight inches is not enough. 😎
    Baswm Baswm 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2015

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    I love this movie. This part is hilarious!

    I hope you don't mind the mind cussing. It's the best part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M Jan 2

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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 4, 2015

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    Okay so Im really not trying to slam men here

    so please have a sense of humor about this...I came across a meme on Pinterest that said: Some of y'all men should be dressing like REAL men this Halloween cuz youve been acting like ******* all year 😂😂😂😂
    deleted deleted 26-30 15 Responses Oct 1, 2015

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    I miss laughing and being happy.

    I pray one day I find joy again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Oct 7, 2015

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    It's Friday... Friday can make most things

    good How bad is that! Lolol
    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    The best feelings in the world are absolutely

    free.. Love and laughter, they are also the most precious and difficult to find in abundance.
    Writestuff2me Writestuff2me 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 13, 2015

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    sophiebelle27 sophiebelle27 26-30, F Jan 8

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    Wtf??? How Do Court Recorders Keep Straight

    Faces???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 3 Responses Dec 25, 2015

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    Is it possible to laugh too much?

    I think we need to find joy in life and go ahead and let it rip. :)
    FullOfLaughs FullOfLaughs 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2015

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    "Always look on the bright side of life!

    " Eric Idle... Monty Python... http://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M
    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 17, 2015

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    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    My friend Doreen is a humorist

    and a stand-up comic as well as a pretty good singer. She has kindly given permission for me to share some of her bits with you. By Doreen Peri My friend is a luddite. She says she'll never use a computer. Last night's conversation: Her: I used to be a courier not too...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 1 Response Dec 25, 2015

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty

    stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 51-55, M 8 Responses Mar 28, 2015

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 6 Responses Jan 19, 2015

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Jan 21, 2015

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    Wife Texts Hubby Wife texts husband on a cold

    winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 4 Responses Apr 3, 2015

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 18, 2015

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Feb 2, 2015

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    You know it's been a long winter

    when your leg hair has split ends
    ToTheMoon1 ToTheMoon1 36-40, F 14 Responses Jan 21

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    A man and woman had been married for 30 years,

    and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big ***** on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Sep 10, 2015

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    I love to laugh and I love to make other people

    laugh as well. However, for some reason, I don't really enjoy comedy clubs. The comedians just aren't funny to me. Everyone else laughs but I really do. I don't why this is. Just a note: I have tremendous respect for stand-up comics. It has to be one of the hardest jobs...
    Joei005 Joei005 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 25, 2015

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    I love the way it feels

    when a person can make you smile or laugh even whey they are not around to know that they are doing it. Just the thought of them and the experiences you have shared is enough to make you laugh out loud. Even better is being stuck in everyday life and someone else noticing the...
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M Dec 23, 2015

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 26 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    He had his first massage last night

    as recommended by the chiropractor. That in itself is another story. Cutting to the chase, I get a call this morning the equivalent of a giant exhale (I was working when he got home so I couldn't assuage what appeared to be a massive case of guilt - the one thing he can't seem...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Jan 16, 2015

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    I want to die laughing.

    Humor and laughter is one of the best things in life
    strawberyblond strawberyblond 70+, F 3 Responses Dec 26, 2015

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 5, 2015

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    Once people get to know me,

    they do find me funny sometimes. And I can be funny. Last night I hung out with a friend and we had several good laughs. She told me Im a riot! LOL!!!
    noaht43 noaht43 41-45, T Dec 22, 2015

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    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 9 Responses Dec 11, 2015

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    i got it from my daddy,

    i got it from my daddy, i got it, got it... hahaha!!! psy!!!!!!
    iloveblackfire2222 iloveblackfire2222 13-15, M Dec 27, 2015

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