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    Don't you love it when you pause your show

    and the actors are frozen with a silly expression? Simply funny.
    SocialHermit SocialHermit 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 23, 2015

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    " Morning Sex" She was standing in the

    kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am...
    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M 9 Responses Jan 31

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    Lmao! Some people post a lot.

    So ask a question of their post and they block you. Funny **** right there.
    mountainmanricky mountainmanricky 56-60, M a week ago

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    Sometimes I wonder how well humour translates

    across different languages. I was channel-surfing and ended up watching a Korean comedy show - it was mostly skits and stuff. It was kind of lame at parts but then the following made me laugh: Man: Do you.. want to go out sometime? Woman: We shouldn't. Man: Why? Woman: I don't...
    sophiebelle27 sophiebelle27 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Feb 2, 2015

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    He had his first massage last night

    as recommended by the chiropractor. That in itself is another story. Cutting to the chase, I get a call this morning the equivalent of a giant exhale (I was working when he got home so I couldn't assuage what appeared to be a massive case of guilt - the one thing he can't seem...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty

    stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 51-55, M 8 Responses Mar 28, 2015

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    You know it's been a long winter

    when your leg hair has split ends
    ToTheMoon1 ToTheMoon1 36-40, F 15 Responses Jan 21

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    i got it from my daddy,

    i got it from my daddy, i got it, got it... hahaha!!! psy!!!!!!
    iloveblackfire2222 iloveblackfire2222 13-15, M Dec 27, 2015

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 6 Responses Jan 19, 2015

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    I miss laughing and being happy.

    I pray one day I find joy again.
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Oct 7, 2015

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    papi4usweetie papi4usweetie 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    My memory's not as sharp

    as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 5 Responses Jun 23, 2015

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 5, 2015

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    Is it possible to laugh too much?

    I think we need to find joy in life and go ahead and let it rip. :)
    FullOfLaughs FullOfLaughs 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    Wife Texts Hubby Wife texts husband on a cold

    winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
    VanTraveller VanTraveller 51-55, F 5 Responses Apr 3, 2015

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    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 10 Responses Dec 11, 2015

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    My friend Doreen is a humorist

    and a stand-up comic as well as a pretty good singer. She has kindly given permission for me to share some of her bits with you. By Doreen Peri My friend is a luddite. She says she'll never use a computer. Last night's conversation: Her: I used to be a courier not too...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 1 Response Dec 25, 2015

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    my brother walked into the living room eating

    something and it was crunchjng in his mouth sounded like he was eating bones, i asked him what he was eating and he said an apple lmao liar! He was eating pork grinds! I still dont know why i find this so funny hahah >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    It's Friday... Friday can make most things

    good How bad is that! Lolol
    Yeronlyman Yeronlyman 41-45, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses 2 days ago

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    "I'm classy. I may be sick,

    twisted, and a total *****ng pervert. But still classy."
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Jan 15

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    "The world is full of horrible things

    that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: "Not today, you bastards."
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2015

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    I love to laugh and I love to make other people

    laugh as well. However, for some reason, I don't really enjoy comedy clubs. The comedians just aren't funny to me. Everyone else laughs but I really do. I don't why this is. Just a note: I have tremendous respect for stand-up comics. It has to be one of the hardest jobs...
    Joei005 Joei005 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 25, 2015

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Jan 21, 2015

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    Once people get to know me,

    they do find me funny sometimes. And I can be funny. Last night I hung out with a friend and we had several good laughs. She told me Im a riot! LOL!!!
    noaht43 noaht43 41-45, T Dec 22, 2015

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    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 19, 2015

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    Wtf??? How Do Court Recorders Keep Straight

    Faces???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 4 Responses Dec 25, 2015

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    Is anyone a fan of Good Mythical Morning on

    YouTube? My husband and I just watched their video called Will it Smoothie? I died laughing by the time it got to the ocean themed drink. The tide pool smoothie reactions had us dying of laughter! I highly recommend watching this video.
    SomniumProeliator SomniumProeliator 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 18, 2015

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    A father buys a lie detector robot

    that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Sep 10, 2015

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    He says whats wrong. Me says ep warped my

    fragile mind He grunts and says again Me says almost every time. He asks how. Me says it copies america He asks why go there Me says no shiny bracelets forced on me.
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 26, 2015

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    According to a new report,

    a certain private school in Chicago, IL was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12th-grade girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. Applying and wearing the lipstick was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 23, 2015

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    Damn...are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you're really hot and it's making me uncomfortable ;) hahhahhaha
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Oct 3, 2015

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    Okay so Im really not trying to slam men here

    so please have a sense of humor about this...I came across a meme on Pinterest that said: Some of y'all men should be dressing like REAL men this Halloween cuz youve been acting like ******* all year 😂😂😂😂
    deleted deleted 26-30 15 Responses Oct 1, 2015

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 17, 2015

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    I love this movie. This part is hilarious!

    I hope you don't mind the mind cussing. It's the best part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M Jan 2

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    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    The best feelings in the world are absolutely

    free.. Love and laughter, they are also the most precious and difficult to find in abundance.
    Writestuff2me Writestuff2me 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 13, 2015

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    saw a woman go on the antiques road show,

    he placed a tampon on the table and said "tell me what period thats from" .
    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ( FOR THE AGING LOL ) The

    missus bought a paperback down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag. . . . T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared, The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope, And in her right...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 21, 2015

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    I love the way it feels

    when a person can make you smile or laugh even whey they are not around to know that they are doing it. Just the thought of them and the experiences you have shared is enough to make you laugh out loud. Even better is being stuck in everyday life and someone else noticing the...
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M Dec 23, 2015

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