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    DAMN Damn damn Woke this morning

    and found something I lost in 2009! * * Then lost it again on the way to pee!
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    I realize that laugher is the key

    when your havin a bad day so if you can me make laugh even on my bad days your a keeper ☺😊😁👍
    sexylicious29 sexylicious29 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Well, he asked for it.

    LOLOL ... love the Looney's. Enjoy ;)  
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 19 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    Guy Just Bought A Dead Horse Without Knowing.

    What He Does Next Is Genius A young man named Dan bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Dan’s house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’ Dan replied...
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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Jan 4

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    Two friends in the wilderness,

    one gets bit on the butt by a venomous snake. Friend immediately calls 911 on cell and asks for help, "what do I do?" After a long pause, victim asks "what they say?" Friend "Your going to die"
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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 21 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    Who's responsible for the filthy

    Indian Vikramjit Singh -The Times of India-his piece is not about Shakti Kapoor. My muses tend to be way classier. Like RazaMurad. In the 28 years of my life, I've gone from being a baby to a toddler to a boy to a man who wonders why the `h' is silent in `honest'. I've gone...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Yesterday was one of the best days I've had in

    forever. What's funny is I didn't do anything spectacular or out of the ordinary...I guess it was just two people I was talking to that really made me smile and laugh. One of them is my friend from EP and the other my friend's dad (who is like a father figure for me). My cheeks...
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    What do you call a snobbish criminal walking

    down stairs? * * * * Condescending Con Descending
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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 4 Responses May 22, 2013

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    An old man married a younger woman .

    After being married for some time , they were still not pregnant . The old man got worried and went to see his Dr . The Dr gave him a small jar and told him to bring in a sample the next day and he will test it and see if there is a problem . The next day the old man came and...
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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Horny Parrot A guy has a male parrot

    that propositions every female that walks by his window. Final blows the parrot wanting to F*** a nun friend that lived in his building. The owner talked to the vet, the vet said the parrot needed to get laid. The owner brought his parrot to the pet store looking for a female...
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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    Three guys arrive in heaven within seconds of

    each other. St Peter is curious and asked if the guys were together, but turns out the don't even know each other. So St Peter asks the first guy how he died. I got home early from a business trip and found my wife naked and wet from sex. I confronted her and she admitted it...
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    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 28 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses Jan 17

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
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    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Jan 10

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 19 Responses Jan 18

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    A boss wondered why one of his most valued

    employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialled the employee’s cell phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello.” “Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses 4 days ago

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    Don't mean to offend anyone

    but this is just funny to me...lol
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
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