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    My memory's not as sharp

    as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jun 23, 2015
    Cindaya Cindaya
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 4

    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Jan 17, 2015

    It's 9:17am and I'm currently in the school

    library watching prank videos on youtube... Life is going pretty good.
    tiffanyandasaltshaker tiffanyandasaltshaker
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 11
    Joei005 Joei005
    46-50, M
    Feb 23

    I miss laughing and being happy.

    I pray one day I find joy again.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Oct 7, 2015

    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    9 Responses Aug 1, 2014

    You're laughing so hard

    and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again.
    btsaddicted btsaddicted
    16-17, F
    Mar 1

    Okay so Im really not trying to slam men here

    so please have a sense of humor about this...I came across a meme on Pinterest that said: Some of y'all men should be dressing like REAL men this Halloween cuz youve been acting like ******* all year 😂😂😂😂
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    13 Responses Oct 1, 2015

    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    12 Responses Jan 4, 2015

    You know it's been a long winter

    when your leg hair has split ends
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Jan 21
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Feb 7

    I am trying to spread some cheer to

    as many people as I can on a daily basis. There should be a pic attached to this post that I thought you might enjoy. Thanks!
    Joei005 Joei005
    46-50, M
    Feb 22

    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    18 Responses Nov 1, 2014

    if i was a teacher, and you could give me a

    good laugh for the day, hell, i'll give you extra points!!! its my reward to you for making me laugh.
    HeySafaaJust HeySafaaJust
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 13
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 15

    I am laughing right now lol lol lol lol

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Splosh279 Splosh279
    13-15, M
    2 Responses Feb 13

    Damn...are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you're really hot and it's making me uncomfortable ;) hahhahhaha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Oct 3, 2015

    A father buys a lie detector robot

    that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Sep 10, 2015

    Baby sisters birthday today.

    .. Gon' give her a sweet birthday present ?? ??
    Codyia Codyia
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 16
    Llarra Llarra
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 29

    So TRUE. At some point during the day,

    I'm usually laughing at something I've seen, heard or done. It's one of the perks of my current job, I don't earn a lot of money, but I do have fun on a consistent basis. Being happy is high on my priority list at this point in my life.
    TheWaysOfShelly TheWaysOfShelly
    22-25, F
    Mar 8

    "I'm classy. I may be sick,

    twisted, and a total *****ng pervert. But still classy."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Jan 15
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 20

    A fun post: New Relationship Book : "My wife

    suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" - Unknown"
    Joei005 Joei005
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Feb 25

    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    15 Responses Jan 21, 2015

    Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty

    stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert
    51-55, M
    7 Responses Mar 28, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 24
    papi4usweetie papi4usweetie
    41-45, M
    Feb 7

    I am trying to spread some cheer to

    as many people as I can on a daily basis. There should be a pic attached to this post that I thought you might enjoy. Thanks!
    Joei005 Joei005
    46-50, M
    Feb 22

    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    5 Responses Jan 19, 2015

    A day without laughter is a day wasted :)) I

    absolutely love being around people who can make me laugh.
    Nafi1990 Nafi1990
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 8

    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

    Wife Texts Hubby Wife texts husband on a cold

    winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
    VanTraveller VanTraveller
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Apr 3, 2015

    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner
    46-50, T
    16 Responses Nov 27, 2009

    Ate Salad for Dinner!

    !! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese.... FINE IT WAS PIZZA. I ATE PIZZA.
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge
    41-45, F
    9 Responses Mar 16

    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    5 Responses Jan 16, 2015

    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ( FOR THE AGING LOL ) The

    missus bought a paperback down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag. . . . T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared, The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope, And in her right...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Feb 21, 2015

    Don't you love it when you pause your show

    and the actors are frozen with a silly expression? Simply funny.
    SocialHermit SocialHermit
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jun 23, 2015

    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Jan 5, 2015

    Laughter is the best way to cope with the

    bitterness of life. When sadness weighs down your soul, sharing laughs with someone else with lift it up again. No matter what, you always must continue to find reasons to smile and laugh. It will make the days easier to deal with.
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 8

    My mind is so crazily funny

    and outrageous that sometimes or more often, I just find myself laughing because of the comments and things in it. lol. I can find humour in almost everything in any situation, that's how crazy my mind is. People who know me says I'm so fun to be with coz I'm "crazy" and funny...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    Apr 4

    Laughing is the only thing

    that keeps me stress free. But it's really difficult to laugh sometimes when you've got so much on your mind. But laughing is a good medicine.
    Ariannaaaaa Ariannaaaaa
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 15

    I remember my cousins

    and I were big fans of Dragon Ball Z and my older cousin, he actually thought if you concentrated long enough you could turn super saiyan... I didn't know he believed this though not until I watched him try to go super saiyan in front of me. Lol It was the most awkward moment...
    SweetDreamsRubi SweetDreamsRubi
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 26

    " Morning Sex" She was standing in the

    kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am...
    Christuner666 Christuner666
    26-30, M
    7 Responses Jan 31

    A man and woman had been married for 30 years,

    and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big ***** on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Sep 10, 2015

    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    10 Responses Jan 19, 2015

    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    11 Responses Jan 18, 2015

    So my mom has this ugly little dog whose name

    is Otis. He is such a sweet little thing. Every time I look at him, I just bust out laughing! He's always showing his tiny bottom teeth! I think this is his way of smiling lol. But just seeing his little face with his bottom teeth showing is hilarious to me! I know this doesn't...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 8

    Lmao! Some people post a lot.

    So ask a question of their post and they block you. Funny **** right there.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 2
    Joei005 Joei005
    46-50, M
    Feb 23

    According to a new report,

    a certain private school in Chicago, IL was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12th-grade girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. Applying and wearing the lipstick was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    11 Responses Jan 23, 2015

    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Feb 2, 2015

    Laughing at really bad times,

    it's complicatingly helpful and just plain miserable when you experience it. My 'worst days' probably can't be compared to older people since I am still so inexperienced, but for 19 years I've gone through what I can call really, really bad days. Those times when you think 'aw...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 11

    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    19 Responses Nov 17, 2014

    I crack myself up sometimes.

    I'm glad I'm getting more of these messages because I have so much fun replying to them 😂😂😂😂😂
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 13

    There ain't nothing better then a good ole

    laugh . Heels , helps with stress , prolongs life , makes the day go by easier. Enjoy your day people!
    MrFantasy44 MrFantasy44
    36-40, M
    1 Response Mar 19

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Nov 28, 2014
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