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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 16 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    Sick Husband

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 8, 2011

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    RedOnTheFarm RedOnTheFarm 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    I used to love canoeing!

    My father used to take me out all the time. Sometimes my mother would come along, but she hated the water because she couldn't swim. We always went crab-hunting along bridge pilings... And one day I thought, "What it be like if I paddled backwards?", so I tried it. The boat...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 6 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 4 Responses May 22, 2013

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    It feels like I'm losing my ability to do it

    though, or I'm just not finding anything funny anymore. I really can't remember the last time I had a good belly laugh for ages at something. Maybe I'm just getting too serious. Anyone got any good jokes for me?
    desy1 desy1 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 25

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Aug 6

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    lovelywings lovelywings 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 22, 2013

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    Been watching movie after movie lately.

    Livin that life y'all. Might stay home sick from school tomorrow. I hate school. I love yoga. I love my friends. Hell yeah.
    okjackie okjackie 16-17, F Sep 21

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 2 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    Honestly I love laughing,

    it's such a good feeling!
    ellavalencia ellavalencia 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    ☺️ Well I don't know many

    that don't "love to laugh". But yeah, I'm with the group that laughs and likes it. I also like to laugh at myself so I'd say that's a qualifying factor. Agree?
    Littlelionwoman81 Littlelionwoman81 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 4

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    My ex is so gross compared to my current.

    I really believe in the thing they say about someone being beautiful because you love them. Because I don't know what in the world I saw in that boy.
    DayDreamingDragon DayDreamingDragon 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    I feel my life deserve

    that from me really, usually I see ppl shouting, fighting, and screaming to each others I never understand why? I think we must always smiling and laughing take it easy, when I call or speak with my friends, bosses, customers, relatives even ppl I don't know I make a Jokes and...
    figoo figoo 26-30, M Sep 6

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    The Job Interview

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses Jul 31, 2013

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    This girls needs a laugh 😀.

    Anyone up to cheering a girl up?
    glamazonmar glamazonmar 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    Swear Jar ****

    I should start one of these up at work....We'd be rich by the end of the day. Lololol enjoy =p
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 17 Responses Oct 10, 2013

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    An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim

    and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and ......... a Genie appeared ! "I can only grant four wishes !" the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you may...
    PixiePat PixiePat 36-40 3 Responses Sep 22

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    I laugh almost everyday :D like smiling

    and Laughing keeps me happy even though like tuff times honestly :) even if I have nothing to laugh about and I new a laugh I just go to the app Vine :)
    Strange143 Strange143 16-17, F Aug 18

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    Man calls home, daughter answers phone.

    He asks "is your mother there?" daughter says "yes but she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!" Man says "Uncle Paul? You don't have a Uncle Paul!" Daughter says "yes I do he is upstairs with mom!" Mans says "honey go upstairs and hold the phone by the door and say "Mom...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 8 Responses Aug 11

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    shortstackshell shortstackshell 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 28

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    PLEASE Please Make Me Laugh - I Am Serious

    I am so tired and sad.  I was diagnosed with Stage II Melanoma 2 weeks ago, getting ready for chemo and radiation, and more tests.  To top it all off, I am going through a very painful separation.  So, ENOUGH OF MY WHINING.  I am begging...
    childoftheland childoftheland 46-50, F 44 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    I am attracted to laughter.

    If someone smiles often, thinks positively, and can enjoy the small things in life; I am naturally enticed with who they are. I admire someone who can put their cynical and pessimistic thoughts aside and bear through with a sense of humor. To me, that is everything. I think I'd...
    mik02 mik02 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 14

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    $19.95

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 15, 2013

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    The world is too serious not to laugh at it

    and what comes up. I have spent way to much time worrying about what others think when I was young. The majic age, I wish came oh lets say in your 40's but it doesn't, it's 50 and it is an eye opener. It was like all the negative lefted off my shoulders and I became the new me...
    kathouse68 kathouse68 66-70, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop

    and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 8 Responses Sep 3

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    Laughing feels so good!

    It is the best drug that I've ever been addicted to. I seek it all day long; I go through withdraws if I don't get it; my life is empty without it. Laughter is my drug and medicine.
    somerbunni703 somerbunni703 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    Can't believe I'm posting this

    but Glozel 😂😂😂 http://youtu.be/LKf8gyXxTVs She needs help 😂😂
    watermelongirl watermelongirl 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    I have a boyfriend, been my first serious

    relationship I hope. He said he's here to stay unlike the rest. I'm glad he's here at a time when I was totally done with guys, he came alone and catch my attention. I really do like him and he makes me laugh n happy. Isn't that what life is all about, being happy?. I hope it...
    kellykita21 kellykita21 16-17, F Aug 19

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 11 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    Dealing With An Angry Wife

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Dec 8, 2011

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Aug 31

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    Memo from Santa: I regret to inform you that,

    effective immediately, I will no longer serve Georgia, Florida, West Virginia, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas or Alabama on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my...
    Myztikal Myztikal 36-40, F 5 Responses Dec 23, 2013

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Aug 1

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    Knock Knock. Who's there?

    Runeep. Runeep who?
    ConcreteSleeper ConcreteSleeper 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    If Dogs Were Teachers, You Would Learn Stuff Like:

    Dog Etiquette > If dogs were teachers, you would learn stuff like: When a loved one comes home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your...
    AceofPentacles AceofPentacles 46-50, F 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    50 Things You Would Love To Say Out Loud At Work

    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really...
    mountsilky mountsilky 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 15, 2013

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    A man was just waking up from anesthesia

    after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 22

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    I have no idea why,

    but this made me laugh SO HARD.Maybe it's time for bed.
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    'Im going bananas!' .

    .is what I tell my bananas before I leave the house.
    SpiffyNinja SpiffyNinja 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    I haven't had a good laugh in a few days,

    it would be nice lol. Anybody got a joke or something? A funny story? Anything?
    HisDaysAreNumbered HisDaysAreNumbered 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed,

    told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do...
    esteem29 esteem29 26-30, M 8 Responses May 27

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    Golf

    A woman is talking to her husband. She asks: "If I died, would you meet someone else?" He replies: "I don't see why not." She says: "Would she sleep in our bed." "Probably, yes," he answers. His wife asks: "Would you play golf with her?" He replies: "Yes, I think so." "And...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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    How this video just does that!

    !! Haha! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zYtJNmtdeA
    Britalt09 Britalt09 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 3

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    A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet

    in a posh hotel.. He sat down and noticed four buttons - 🔺WW, 🔺WA, 🔺PP & 🔺APR... Curious, he pressed 🔺WW & his butt was gently sprayed🚿 with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed 🔺WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 2 Responses May 22

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    I love to joke around.

    I love getting texts/messages that make me laugh/smile and I love sending them. It doesn't happen as much now as I'd like. Looking for something fresh. Somebody fun to joke around with.
    Jackkdaddy Jackkdaddy 31-35, M Aug 7

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 10 Responses Jan 3

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    I love to laugh because it Keeps me calm

    and happy and it also does it to a lot of people.
    MichaelEgitto MichaelEgitto 13-15, M Aug 15

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    Ahhhhhhhh..EP, how fun this site is!

    I have never been asked such an array of questions from so many people my whole life! I laugh at the broad range of things I'm asked. No, I'm not Lebanese, Egyptian, Indian, or Asian ! Lol!! Enjoying myself on here and all the laughs provided! Happy Thursday EP people! :)
    lavioletta lavioletta 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 11

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    jadahdoll jadahdoll 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 27

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 14 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    I see the sexy raunchy dirty experiences are

    very popular in sexperience project. Keep at it. Especially if you are 15 to 20 ;) .The lonely old and young people needs some eye candy on their screens, which you are staring at right now. So many screens.. From iPhones to iPads/tabs Macs/laptops pc monitors tvs bigger tvs...
    Moronicjester Moronicjester 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    ;D

    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 7 Responses