I Love to Laugh

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I...

I Love to Laugh. I believe that a good belly laugh, tears falling down your face because you are laughing so hard, is a good thing for the mind, body and soul. I believe that laughing, and smiling can cure any sadness as good as...

Now I am laughing from the pleasure that life brings!!!

I really love to have a good laugh. I sometimes laugh at the smallest things, and people think I'm weird or something xD. I'm not really good at making jokes, though. In fact, I'm horrible at it. I'm always laughing at myself, too.

I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was...

It’s funny the things that make us laugh . There was an occasion in my early teenage years when I pushed my revolting cousin, Harold, into a swimming pool. The problem was he was wearing all his clothes at the time. Harold was a brat...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The...

Dog Etiquette > If dogs were teachers, you would learn stuff like:

When a loved one comes home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your...

Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The...

I could not stop laughing

WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY
The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students. 
 
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. ...

I am so tired and sad.  I was diagnosed with Stage II Melanoma 2 weeks ago, getting ready for chemo and radiation, and more tests.  To top it all off, I am going through a very painful separation. 
So, ENOUGH ...

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sumtimes it is fun 2 laugh wen some1 falls haha

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e...