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    FromTheWindow FromTheWindow 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 13

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 21 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    "Two wrongs don't make a right,

    but two rights make a left!" -Wanda and Cosmo hahah I absolutely loved The Fairly Odd Parents, Cosmo was just amazing <3
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M Mar 19

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 14 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    IntoThisDream IntoThisDream 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 2

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 17 Responses Jan 18

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 28 Responses Jan 21

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    SouthInVirginia SouthInVirginia 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 16

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    TheVirginRapids TheVirginRapids 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    RockOfVirginia RockOfVirginia 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 18

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses Jan 5

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    I want to be the reason you look down at your

    phone and smile..then walk into a pole... Hahaha .I love that!!!
    angelicpixie angelicpixie 41-45, F 11 Responses Feb 20

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    LaydeMaverick31 LaydeMaverick31 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 5

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    Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty

    stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    Well, he asked for it.

    LOLOL ... love the Looney's. Enjoy ;)  
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F Mar 13

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    angelicpixie angelicpixie 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 20

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    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Responses Jan 19

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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 4 Responses May 22, 2013

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    If you make me laugh,

    you've won half the battle.
    JustaSillyfairy JustaSillyfairy 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    viceversa1 viceversa1 41-45, F Mar 20

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?

    v=GPxIrSDWIEo. gettim me so weak!!! omg. idek y
    alexs17 alexs17 18-21, M Mar 15

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    Sexybrat Sexybrat 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    CoolMemories CoolMemories 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 21

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    According to a new report,

    a certain private school in Chicago, IL was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12th-grade girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. Applying and wearing the lipstick was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 23

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    I all around genuinely love to laugh,

    it is like comfort to the soul. I love to be happy and feel free. Within a quick laugh your whole body is happy, even if it's for a small moment. Laughing and smiling is who I am, I can't change (:
    highlyfavored8000 highlyfavored8000 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 8

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    My day has been blessed

    so far !! Feeling extremely HAPPY !! .. Hope y'all's Saturday is going the same 😉☺️😌✌️😎😘😜😝😃
    RavenBreanna RavenBreanna 18-21, F Mar 7

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 7 Responses Jan 19

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 27 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 13

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    LOL...A husband went to the sheriff’s

    department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Jan 10

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    It really is liberating.

    If humane is found amusing. Or jerks get proven to be jerks.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M a week ago

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    FromTheWindow FromTheWindow 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 17

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    Ahahahaha, I love to smile

    and I laugh all the time here..... I can not be serious, because when my sister looks at me for 5 seconds, then I start to laugh..... She also gives me some scares and when I'm sleeping she slides her finger on one side of my belly and I jump out of bed and my heart races...
    000Thallensjaan 000Thallensjaan 16-17, M Mar 4

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    smile ...it's freeeeeeeeeee ابتسم .

    . والله ما تخسر شي
    KA1977 KA1977 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Jan 20

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    EyeDarya EyeDarya 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Feb 2

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 5 Responses Mar 14

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 16

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