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I Love to Laugh

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    CoolMemories CoolMemories 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Feb 2

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    I got to spend time with several out of town

    colleagues and we laughed and drank and laughed some more. It felt amazing to escape the reality of my life for a night.
    kelbase kelbase 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    I feel it is very healthy to laugh.

    I love going to comedy clubs with my friends. I love to kick back and relax having fun laughing and cutting up on practical jokes.
    betzebub30 betzebub30 41-45, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses Jan 13

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 16

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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 4 Responses May 22, 2013

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    Earthlostangel Earthlostangel 46-50, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 17 Responses Jan 18

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    I haven't laughed really hard

    for a long time. I forgot what it feels like. I also forgot what it feels like doing something fun together with someone. It's really nice. But kinda sad because i know this happiness I'm feeling right now would be gone and i'll probably forget it what it even felt like.
    alilight alilight 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 21

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    At some moments i remember a joke from (for

    exemple) last week and i will laugh again. People will look at me and think i am crazy. And sometimes I laugh so much that my cheeks are hurting.
    Tiffjoy Tiffjoy 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 21

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    Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.

    But... A guy gets sent to prison. His first day in the yard they are told to walk in a circle, no talking allowed between the prisoners. After a few minutes somebody yells "16" and the whole yard errupts with laughter. They continue walking in circles when someone else shouts...
    jahosijhs jahosijhs 26-30, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food

    for the dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. "I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 14 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Jan 4

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    This guy is the best.

    Take a listen to this. https://soundcloud.com/danish-sait/funniest-call-nagesh-wants-to
    rajblr1970 rajblr1970 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I laugh until my stomach hurts

    and then I start snorting and then laugh some more 😅
    TassiAnime TassiAnime 18-21 1 Response Feb 21

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 21 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    OccultumLapidem OccultumLapidem 22-25, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Responses Jan 19

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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ( FOR THE AGING LOL ) The

    missus bought a paperback down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag. . . . T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared, The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope, And in her right...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Feb 21

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    A married couple made a deal

    that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is...
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    IntoThisDream IntoThisDream 26-30, F 1 Response 22 mins ago

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    I want to be the reason you look down at your

    phone and smile..then walk into a pole... Hahaha .I love that!!!
    angelicpixie angelicpixie 41-45, F 12 Responses Feb 20

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    Only 2 things can change a woman's mood.

    . 1# I love you 2#50% discount Too cute..lol...and probably true;)
    angelicpixie angelicpixie 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 20

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    Well, he asked for it.

    LOLOL ... love the Looney's. Enjoy ;)  
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 18 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    Hehehehehe.... Hahahaha.

    .. Lmao... Lol
    krystalkool84 krystalkool84 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 27 Responses Jan 21

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    Truer words sometimes.

    . Happy happy happy
    NocturnalMiss23 NocturnalMiss23 26-30, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    "You're about as useless

    as a back pocket on a t-shirt." "The pork is so raw, it's still singing hakuna matata!" "Don't judge me by my past, I don't live there anymore. Hitler - Me neither. Lol."
    trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE 26-30, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 7 Responses Nov 6, 2014

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    Rectum Stretcher While she was ‘flying’

    down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 17

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 27 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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