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    Fun and funny people are the best.

    I love one of my co-workers because she is fricken hilarious! She is so loud when she says things and doesn't even realize it. It's so funny. She has no filter. One time I asked her if she liked liver and she said "EW! NO! It tastes like fart!" LOL!
    TheMeBMini25 TheMeBMini25 22-25, F Oct 26

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    Man calls home, daughter answers phone.

    He asks "is your mother there?" daughter says "yes but she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul!" Man says "Uncle Paul? You don't have a Uncle Paul!" Daughter says "yes I do he is upstairs with mom!" Mans says "honey go upstairs and hold the phone by the door and say "Mom...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Aug 11

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    Zim Cricket. The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have

    just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman and efielda. Hahaha
    PixiePat PixiePat 36-40 3 Responses Oct 21

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    $19.95

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir...
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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 16 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    Yesterday as I wrapped up my walk

    and left the park, I saw something had been posted to one of the park signs and was flapping in the breeze.Curious, I smoothed out the paper and saw this:So first, I'm chuckling at the spelling of coyote... Sorry, I can't help it. As a writer, I have to be a bit of a grammarian...
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 17

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    I used to love canoeing!

    My father used to take me out all the time. Sometimes my mother would come along, but she hated the water because she couldn't swim. We always went crab-hunting along bridge pilings... And one day I thought, "What it be like if I paddled backwards?", so I tried it. The boat...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 7 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789 51-55, F 4 Responses Oct 23

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    The other day I was walking home late in the

    night with a friend joking about the fact that she thinks I'm cool despite of goofy I act. it was so dark I couldn't see a thing and the next moment I was in a hole. LOL It was such a fail, and we burst out laughing for atleast ten minutes straight. Even the people around kinda...
    payneNdeath payneNdeath 22-25, F Nov 1

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 9 Responses Jan 3

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    'Im going bananas!' .

    .is what I tell my bananas before I leave the house.
    SpiffyNinja SpiffyNinja 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    ;D

    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 7 Responses Apr 24

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    iwanthim51 iwanthim51 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 14

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    Nothing beats laughter.

    .. I like to believe that laughter and time can heal any pain you may experience it reminds us that life doesn't have to be so serious all the time. I think the best kinds of laughs are the ones that leave you out of breath and on the verge of death or the ones that you don't...
    Forbiddenkisses Forbiddenkisses 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    I love to laugh almost

    as much as I like to make others laugh.
    regalshewolf regalshewolf 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop

    and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Sep 3

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    This made me laugh today,

    especially if you know of my affinity to Wonder Woman and my crush on Superman. ;)
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 6

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    The Job Interview

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 8 Responses Jul 31, 2013

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    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 14 Responses Aug 15, 2013

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    StarsNDolphins StarsNDolphins 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 13

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    I m a happy person,,,

    always want be happy but fukkk you ****** 'love'
    beebee911119 beebee911119 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 27 Responses Nov 17

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    A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed,

    told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do...
    esteem29 esteem29 26-30, M 8 Responses May 27

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    Too funny ! Goes with my : I just tried to kill

    a spider in my bathroom with hairspray , he is still alive but his hair is freaking awesome ROFLMAO !
    ToTiJeZivot ToTiJeZivot 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 7

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 7 Responses Nov 6

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    Every time I throw it down It bounces up from

    the ground Back and forth we play our game Every time it is still the same Up and down and down and up Rubber ball you bring me luck
    robertsnj robertsnj 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    When you're just deep in the downs

    and someone just makes you laughs is the best feeling. I hate my laugh though :/ but I love those friends who would make a fool of themselves just to cheer you up :)
    AshlyP03 AshlyP03 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    Awwwwwww , this is too funny

    and too cute all at a same time . I just wanna hug and kiss him......too funny , I got tears running down my face from laughing so much . Sooooooo me when I get old.....grandpa , go grandpa , go grandpa ROFLMAO !!!!! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pM_zoqjUL38
    ToTiJeZivot ToTiJeZivot 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    RiddikulusSister RiddikulusSister 31-35, F Nov 14

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    This guy on here is being

    so mean to this sweet girl and I defended her so now he's on the hunt for me. I'm humoring myself with how little care i have in what he says! Haha!!! Ignorant people amuse me :)
    TheMeBMini25 TheMeBMini25 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 1

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    How can anyone not?? If you don't have

    something, anything, to laugh about, then what kind of life do you have?
    32DDtits 32DDtits 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses 4 days ago

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    NocturnalMiss23 NocturnalMiss23 22-25, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    If Dogs Were Teachers, You Would Learn Stuff Like:

    Dog Etiquette > If dogs were teachers, you would learn stuff like: When a loved one comes home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your...
    AceofPentacles AceofPentacles 46-50, F 11 Responses Oct 31, 2011

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 24 Responses Nov 1

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    I am attracted to laughter.

    If someone smiles often, thinks positively, and can enjoy the small things in life; I am naturally enticed with who they are. I admire someone who can put their cynical and pessimistic thoughts aside and bear through with a sense of humor. To me, that is everything. I think I'd...
    mik02 mik02 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 14

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    I hate mosquitos but idk

    why they love me,,, they also want to kiss me,,,i wish girls were also like mosquitos
    beebee911119 beebee911119 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    jadahdoll jadahdoll 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    PLEASE Please Make Me Laugh - I Am Serious

    I am so tired and sad.  I was diagnosed with Stage II Melanoma 2 weeks ago, getting ready for chemo and radiation, and more tests.  To top it all off, I am going through a very painful separation.  So, ENOUGH OF MY WHINING.  I am begging...
    childoftheland childoftheland 46-50, F 44 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    Swear Jar ****

    I should start one of these up at work....We'd be rich by the end of the day. Lololol enjoy =p
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 17 Responses Oct 10, 2013

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    We are in life to laugh more,

    not to cry more..
    xxzoom xxzoom 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet

    in a posh hotel.. He sat down and noticed four buttons - 🔺WW, 🔺WA, 🔺PP & 🔺APR... Curious, he pressed 🔺WW & his butt was gently sprayed🚿 with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed 🔺WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 1 Response May 22

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    lovelywings lovelywings 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 22, 2013

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    I wake myself up at night regularly from

    laughing:D Who does that?
    Organicallygrownlove Organicallygrownlove 36-40 10 Responses May 27

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    Ahhhhhhhh..EP, how fun this site is!

    I have never been asked such an array of questions from so many people my whole life! I laugh at the broad range of things I'm asked. No, I'm not Lebanese, Egyptian, Indian, or Asian ! Lol!! Enjoying myself on here and all the laughs provided! Happy Thursday EP people! :)
    lavioletta lavioletta 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 11

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30

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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 3 Responses May 22, 2013

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