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I Love to Laugh

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    If you make me laugh,

    you've won half the battle.
    JustaSillyfairy JustaSillyfairy 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Why English Teachers Retire Early

    WHY ENGLISH TEACHERS RETIRE EARLY The following similes and metaphors were committed by high school students.    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head...
    RomanticRunner RomanticRunner 46-50, T 17 Responses Nov 27, 2009

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    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

    question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 21 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    Woman Accuses Walmart Clerk Of Overcharging Her

    Then This Happens A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She is not sure which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart clerk standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about...
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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a

    little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid...
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    Well, he asked for it.

    LOLOL ... love the Looney's. Enjoy ;)  
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    smile ...it's freeeeeeeeeee ابتسم .

    . والله ما تخسر شي
    KA1977 KA1977 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 10

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    The Talkingest Parrot

    It lasts 5 minutes, but it's worth the time. Just listen to Einstein.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 4 Responses May 22, 2013

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    My day has been blessed

    so far !! Feeling extremely HAPPY !! .. Hope y'all's Saturday is going the same 😉☺️😌✌️😎😘😜😝😃
    RavenBreanna RavenBreanna 18-21, F Mar 7

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    LOL..Well, Duh!!! As a trucker stops at a red

    light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Responses Jan 19

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    MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar.

    Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home....
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 3

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    "Two wrongs don't make a right,

    but two rights make a left!" -Wanda and Cosmo hahah I absolutely loved The Fairly Odd Parents, Cosmo was just amazing <3
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M Mar 19

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    A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

    "I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother says ….. "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion! You drive a $25...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 28 Responses Jan 21

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    Duck Hunters A woman brought a very limp duck

    into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Sep 30, 2014

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    My laugh is infectious.

    I have the funniest/ugliest laugh. My friend calls it a cross between a witch's cackle and chubacca lol!
    NobodyLove NobodyLove 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus on

    O Connell Street in Limerick City. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, So she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, The man burst out laughing, She...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    TheVirginRapids TheVirginRapids 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I all around genuinely love to laugh,

    it is like comfort to the soul. I love to be happy and feel free. Within a quick laugh your whole body is happy, even if it's for a small moment. Laughing and smiling is who I am, I can't change (:
    highlyfavored8000 highlyfavored8000 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 8

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    Ahahahaha, I love to smile

    and I laugh all the time here..... I can not be serious, because when my sister looks at me for 5 seconds, then I start to laugh..... She also gives me some scares and when I'm sleeping she slides her finger on one side of my belly and I jump out of bed and my heart races...
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    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 12 Responses Jan 5

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    FromTheWindow FromTheWindow 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 13

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    According to a new report,

    a certain private school in Chicago, IL was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12th-grade girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. Applying and wearing the lipstick was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 13 Responses Jan 23

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    A blonde driving a car became lost in a

    snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 27 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    This Woman Was Taking Too Long,

    So The Man Behind Her Decided To Do THIS As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 16

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    A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3

    daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them "Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code" So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted "NESCAFE" and the next week the 2nd daughter text "WILLS...
    luckysunny luckysunny 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 15

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    LOL..Now you know the whole story.

    .. :P When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 17 Responses Jan 18

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    CoolMemories CoolMemories 26-30, F 6 Responses Feb 21

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    It really is liberating.

    If humane is found amusing. Or jerks get proven to be jerks.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M a week ago

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    Have you ever noticed

    that a women's ..il be ready in 5 minutes is exactly the same as a man's.. il be home in 5 mins.....hahaha..lol ..so true :D
    angelicpixie angelicpixie 41-45, F 6 Responses Mar 10

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    A young couple decided to wed.

    As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 10 Responses Feb 2

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    If you make me laugh,

    you steal my heart. I love a funny man with a sky smile and intense eyes.
    AmyOnEP AmyOnEP 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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