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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything and Make People Laugh

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    The notion of being 'open minded' about everything just seems silly to me. I have certain beliefs, principles and routines I'll stick to no matter what, as well as things I would...
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 13 hrs ago

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    I'm not even gay (this one, I admit, does makes me question that though, I have it mapped out IN MY MIND but I would like to see it in reality) I'd like to see the gayest fantasy...
    PorkythePig PorkythePig 18-21, M 22 hrs ago

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    I dedicate this to an old friend who was wondering about wants versus needs in a relationship. Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    In the mood to laugh for no reason 😂
    nunezquinnad nunezquinnad 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    These are my favorite I found on the internet and I would give them credit but I forget a name of that site. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. You kill...
    Ariamis Ariamis 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    It seems very fake, or "Haha... - That was funny, now lets talk about me again, or let me speak"/"Haha, very funny, now let me tell you what is even funnier" Very often when i...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    I was thinking about the writing on the EP experience and it occurred to me that there is some room for improvement in style. I've come up with the following points to improve the...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I love to make ppl laugh even if it means making myself look stupid lol
    paulsmith345 paulsmith345 16-17, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. [no offense Blondes.]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. [no offense blondes, I love you ;)]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    some people move really fast but i like to take my time, certain things require dedication and this new thing seems like it could work out, wanna give it a try?
    blackbeauty221 blackbeauty221 22-25, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was just looking at some of the profiles and I see so many wonderful people and dreams here. It makes me think about all the different occupations people across the globe have...
    Traceavery Traceavery 61-65, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    If I can make someone laugh or. Smile my day is complete, I would go out of my way to make someone have a little better day if I can, I'll keep trying toll I know that I have made...
    SassyNclassy04 SassyNclassy04 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Q: Why blonde jokes are one liners ? A: So than people can remember them. [follow for more. No offense to dear blondes ;) ]
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord...
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say whenever he's asked to upgrade his Windows system?..............I still love Vista, baby.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I love makeup but I'm not so sure if I'm that good at it. My favorites (which I recommend) include the melted lipsticks by too faced, NYX lip plumper and conceler, and the...
    XSugarbabykissesX XSugarbabykissesX 13-15, F a week ago

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    QUOTES TAKEN FROM ACTUAL FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 2 Responses Jun 22

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    QUOTES TAKEN FROM ACTUAL FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2. "His men would...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 1 Response Jun 22

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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    Person: You're the only laughing at your joke. Me: If I don't think I'm hilarious, how do I expect anyone else to think so?
    jellolia jellolia 16-17, F 4 Responses Jun 22

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    Me: Hey, did you hear about the kid who got punched in the face? Guy: No? Me: it's you. *punches kid in face*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 22

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    I love it when i make people smile :)
    hunie1684 hunie1684 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    2 people with dyslexia run into a bank and yell: air in the hand, mother stickers, this is a **** up!
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 20

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    I'm a really funny person so I've heard I like making people laugh because I like swing people happy and smiling
    Vswagger Vswagger 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 19

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    Some women have the most infectious and sexy laugh that I actually enjoy making them laugh on purpose just to hear it. And I really love when they try to be serious but end up...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 19

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    Thieves have broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. The dirty bastards!
    BritishAsian36 BritishAsian36 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 17

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    The very last thing that made you laugh
    talhaslm talhaslm 18-21, M 5 Responses Jun 17

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    I have a lot to say about makeup but no one to say it to. I grew up being taught that makeup was bad because if you wear makeup you are essentially telling God you don't like how...
    goshgollydolly goshgollydolly 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 17

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    Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and left leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 4 Responses Jun 16

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    What do you call a boy named Lee nobody talks to? - Lonely. Haha, whatever... That made me laugh :(
    Undecodable Undecodable 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 15

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    A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville racetrack, to see and...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 2 Responses Jun 15

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    wow a hole group all about me? gosh thanx! =D
    dumblonde19 dumblonde19 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 15

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    Especially when their iq is 130 178 in......forward hacking prostitutes in What a boring fart...... Bendover....thats my next Bar laugh...
    dumbslut2 dumbslut2 51-55, F Jun 14

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    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?? Me: Gravity mom. 😂😂
    L0serLikeMe L0serLikeMe 18-21, F Jun 14

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    A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do. "Well, you can...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 14

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    So I'm on snapchat not too long ago I added a lot of people on it. I was having a good day until I clicked on one I hadn't recognized. And I see this guy's penis. I'm flipping out...
    ElSabre101 ElSabre101 26-30, M Jun 14