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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything and Make People Laugh

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    I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
    seniordingdong seniordingdong 26-30, M 15 hrs ago

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    Highgate Cemetery was first opened in 1839 and has long been known for it's ghosts and strange activities with it's grounds full of wild flowers, shrubbery, trees, gravestones and...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Facebook status of some guy: I love walking in the rain coz the rain hides my tears. me: *conclusion* he's one of those people who pee in the swimming pool. if you know what I...
    slytheringuy slytheringuy 16-17, M 10 Responses 1 day ago

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    "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, you were fat before."
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Id toss my self down the stairs for a cheap laugh. Ive purposely fallen out of chairs to make people laugh. Honestly I'm the comic relief. But some times comic relief needs a hug.
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Giggle giggle giggle I hope I can make someone laugh or it wont be a good day for me. Please let me know if I made you laugh or not. Thats basically what my life is all about...
    bobbylee111 bobbylee111 41-45, T 2 days ago

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    I don't understand "strobing". We just got out of the highlighting and contouring phase and everyone wanted to get that "Kim K look" (shudder). I saw an article from Complex...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    once I just use my face make people laugh long time, but I don't know what thing happened..
    danke danke 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race begin?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.” Two days...
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    There is very little that makes me happier than to make someone laugh! What can I say? I am a hilarious individual!
    kellyalx3 kellyalx3 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    When I make people laugh, it makes me happy and it makes me love them even more.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 days ago

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    So the 3rd grade teacher is talking to the kids about farm animals. She asks the kids: "What does the chicken give us?" One of the kids yells out "Eggs!" Teacher say "Very good...
    Dave002 Dave002 56-60, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    it's not that I consciously love to talk about myself. I just accidentally do it to much.... I dint even realize it till it becomes a problem.
    derealizationofthemind derealizationofthemind 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Stupid people be like: OMG are you also born on your birthday? Me: What the actual ****? 😂 'Don't ask a stupid question if you don't want a sarcastic answer' Goodnight Faye...
    faykath faykath 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Such a good day, we had a laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response a week ago

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    I deleted all the German people from my phone. Now it's Hans free.
    HippieGuyInATie78 HippieGuyInATie78 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Ok so this is joke 3, again feel free to facepalm yourself, or tend to break pencils from my ridiculous jokes.. Whatcha call a gator in a vest? An investigator! Cuz he's a IN a...
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit 16-17, F 12 Responses Aug 27

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    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
    stampoutbullying stampoutbullying 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.
    stampoutbullying stampoutbullying 22-25, M Aug 26

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    Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Shoot the people pushing it.
    stampoutbullying stampoutbullying 22-25, M Aug 26

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    Ok so...why isn't poker played in the jungle?! Because there be too many cheetahhsss!!! You get it?! Cheetahs like cheaters...yep •_• that's my sense of humor...I have more...
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit 16-17, F 23 Responses Aug 26

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    What do you call a frog in the secret service?? Infrognito Dad jokes are the best jokes, no lie :)
    sfairy27 sfairy27 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 25

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    More than I should, always said one shouldn't care about what others think of you and yet still I do. I am making progress however.
    asert12345678 asert12345678 31-35, M Aug 25

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    I destroy my enemy when i make them my friend.:)
    nice4mheart nice4mheart 31-35, M Aug 25

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    Weak people revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore.
    nice4mheart nice4mheart 31-35, M Aug 25

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    I find this really enriching hearing other people's stories
    tornbetween2 tornbetween2 26-30, M Aug 25

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    this is website is full of jokes love it http://unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com/
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids.... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because...
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 4 Responses Aug 24

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    Who doesn't want to make themselves a more polished u! Make up is our expression. Some people like tatooes or Gage's or hair... We do make up! It's so fun and can be different all...
    whatsamomtodo whatsamomtodo 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    I do wonder why people laugh at some things I say. Many times I just blurt stuff out to break the silence.... lence....lence...*echos and atomic crickets* O.o
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well...
    stampoutbullying stampoutbullying 22-25, M Aug 18

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    He wants to know why I'm so standoffish. I'm standing here alone while they are visiting. I think I detect anger at me coming from his sister but she could just be really busy and...
    Morrgin Morrgin 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    The Court Jester plays the fool for laughs, but is smarter than you think. They command attention with their cheeky sarcasm or dry wit, and gauge people's reactions - picking up...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 7 Responses Aug 16

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    No one really love or care about me not even my family and I hate my life I have tried to killed myself a lot of time
    lookket lookket 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 16

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    (Picture attached) I have six sisters (and my mother) whom are all into makeup and cosmetics and they've taught me a lot of tips and tricks! So now, at school, I always get people...
    TheMorticiansDaughter TheMorticiansDaughter 13-15, F 10 Responses Aug 16

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    I was at the Supermarket today for literally 5 minutes, when I came out I saw a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on man, can't you give a guy a...
    TooShy2 TooShy2 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    I actually grew up on that philosophy I truly didn't have anyone that actually cared and if there was maybe a couple people, it always came at a price. Which s why I have a hard...
    FreightTrainOG FreightTrainOG 18-21, M Aug 16

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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she...
    C00LDaddy C00LDaddy 41-45, M 6 Responses Aug 15

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    A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
    stampoutbullying stampoutbullying 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 15

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