Now of course I don't make jokes deliberately aimed at a particular person. These are jokes about society or life in all it's glory.
Anyone that's alive has at least a small share...
Q: Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish?
A: Let us be best friends? And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
A guy walking down the street stops a fellow pedestrian and says
"Sssscuse mm me mate. Ha ha have you ggggot the tttime o o o on you m m mate?"
The pedestrian remains silent.
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
Honk if you love Jesus
Text if you want to meet Him
I haven't had two freaking seconds to out my mind together.. I feel like I could just up and blow everything up. Why can't someone just put the ******* barrel to my head and pull...
And I love people who are as equally passionate about what they love or believe in😊
I love watching them come alive as they discuss it, the energy it draws me in.😊
Everything , that happen from past to current is in my mind , because i wonder what if that will happen today or when will it happen , or is it going to happen again !
How about people actually wake up and stop ignoring things and pretending they aren't happening. I used to be open minded but now not so much. I refuse to live in lala land with...
My makeover the other day. Cheers to fellow makeup lovers.
i love doing my eye shadow in anything from bearly there to bam in your face black wild and crazy
I really need to get Kat Von D's Studded Kiss Lipstick<3 seriously I pretty much love all of these colors
A couple walks on the beach and the seagull flies over and craps on the ladies shoulder.. Mortified the guy says.. ' let me run inside to get a towel' and the lady replies ' Don't...
A guy comes home stone drunk and standing by his bedroom door he says .. ' The next time this bed comes around, I'm on it.'
After an accident the patient wakes up at hospital and looking up at the nurse in sheer horror exclaims, 'I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs' and the nurse looks down at...
Mother: daughter, why are you crying?
Daughter:: mommy I pass the test.
Mother: wow! That good baby, you're very good, which subject?
Daughter: pregnancy test mommy!!( crying...
What did the ocean say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved
Everyone has the right to be stupid-------------->
But you're abusing the privilege :P
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Q: what do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bull-dozer
Q: why was the mother flea so unhappy?
A: all her children have gone to the dog.
'I see' said the blind man to the deaf man listening to the radio..
Deepika Padukone-I have more fans than you.Aaliya Bhatt-I have A .C. at home .
At the construction job There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper...
A young blonde woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
When you find yourself in a position to help, be thankful, and do so without expectation of compensation.......You may be the answer to someone's prayer <3
Hey everyone! I have a beauty channel on youtube however I'm new and cant seem to gain any subs! Now I'm defiantly not asking anyone to just subscribe to me but if you could check...
I just wished I knew how to put it on me
I did it again............. #ooops
Am I weird for only loving lipstick and not lipgloss maybe I haven't found the right brand and/or color but every lipgloss looks so damn shinny.
I like this colour lipstick, pretty yet dramatic.
I think this eyeshadow is really pretty.
How could I be so lost,
In a place I know so well?
How could I be so broken,
In a family so together?
How could I be so lonely,
Surrounded by so many?
How could I be so unhappy...
Message us girls to chat or whatever ;)
The first lesson with SL. I'm already there, but have about 30 mins before meeting him. Talking to the director and a friend of her a bit, they are super friendly. Then I'm walked...
I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
I was out to eat with the guys for my friends birthday and we were cracking jokes left and right. One of them is an EMS transporter. One is on the way to becoming a fire man. I'm...
My Fiance and I have been together almost a year. He went to prison four months ago. He has 6 years and if he behaves and with credit for time served he has about two years left...
1- My favorite foods are pizza, fish sticks, and garden salads. 2- My favorite shows are TMNT, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, South Park, Tosh.0, Code Lyoko, and My...
Come with me on a picnic.I will bring special foods....traditional standbys and something new to try. You will bring that delicious wine that has become my favorite, and we will...
yeah,same old story ,i'm in deep deep love with my best friend.
he makes me laugh when nobody can...he makes me smile...makes me feel important,i can be myself around him.i'm just...
I love him. He's everything to me. He's my dad. He's my master. He's my lover. He's my friend. He's my teacher. He's everything to me.
Him and my sister and I are on a business...
Why the hell do I feel this song's my life?
"Make Me Wanna Die" - The Pretty Reckless
Take me I'm alive
Never was a girl with a wicked mind
But everything looks better...
🍌 You're on my mind from my first waking moment to my last at night before I fall asleep with the biggest smile on my face. The impact you've had on me over the last few days...