I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    Chuck Norris is the only man

    who can get a sandwich from a feminist >_>
    TouchesClouds TouchesClouds
    36-40, M
    1 Response Oct 26, 2014

    Funny Story

    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329
    16-17, M
    1 Response Sep 6, 2009

    some would tell me I'm weird.

    But I say, they are weirder for telling me that lol
    seraphim06 seraphim06
    18-21, F
    Mar 25

    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor
    66-70, F
    2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6
    70+, M
    8 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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