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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    Chuck Norris is the only man

    who can get a sandwich from a feminist >_>
    TouchesClouds TouchesClouds 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 26, 2014

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    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    Funny Story

    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 70+, M 8 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    I don't! In fact I truly ..truly don't like people who make experiences about " Not Liking people" it's as clear as that ..really :D
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    I love makeup, but I love drug store finds a bit more than high end. The only thing I'd probably buy high end is foundation since surprisingly drug store doesn't cater to women of...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F Feb 17

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    Love to Read About Ghosts and Hauntings
    goodnites1011 goodnites1011 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    cmon guys make me laugh im bored
    ignescent14dzej ignescent14dzej 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 9

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    2 guys were camping in the forest and they were sitting around a fire when they heard a strange sound. One guy turned to the other and asked what was that? the other one said it...
    meme111111 meme111111 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them." A red...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 5

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    I'd love to go down this year. If you know what I mean. Hehe.
    SandeshRawat SandeshRawat 22-25, M Feb 21

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    Q: What kind of music do phones love to hear? A: A symphony
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    Ok so. I'm really worried about something. This is a cry for advice. So I told my neighbour who's in year 8 that my teacher (the one I talk about regularly) smokes. It was a full...
    Greenvines123 Greenvines123 13-15, F Feb 4

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    Sometimes I catch myself thinking about the pipelines of buildings, how Greek fire was made, what mozart would do if he was living in today's age and other random things
    UntamableSilence UntamableSilence 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 17

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    Since I said I loved drugstore stuff, I'll mention what I do use when I do put on makeup. Foundation: Revlon colorstay (which I have to mix - a 70/30 ratio of cappuccino and...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F Feb 17

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    So we are going out on a very,very romantic v-day night, out. I am so excited! I always have makeup on but I almost never have a red lip. I know the commercial is so corny when she...
    Ana8939 Ana8939 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    You look so pretty when you wear makeup. And you're so much prettier as a girl. So today, we are going out and buying your own makeup. lol
    eric2maid eric2maid 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 15

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    I think I've perfected my "no makeup" makeup!
    aftie aftie 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 17

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    My collection is a mix of high end products as well as drugstore finds. I recently splurged for the Kat Von D Lock It Foundation and I have to say I'm in love. I have acne prone...
    thereallittlemermaid thereallittlemermaid 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    For me, makeup is either go big or just don't go at all. I love playing with ridiculous colors. I received the Urban Decay Electric Palette as a gift and I'm obsessed with it!
    quidnuncular quidnuncular 13-15, F a week ago

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    Tiny bit obvious, but I absolutely adore doing my makeup. As you can see from my profile picture. I can function perfectly fine without it, don't get me wrong. But I would gladly...
    nainaii nainaii 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    A point always makes turmoil in my mind and eager to know " What is wrong and what is right".
    rajchkraborty rajchkraborty 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    I love experimenting with makeup and making myself look pretty :] since I'm a guy though I don't really get to do it in public, but it's whatever! Tell me what you think :)
    WalterStuart22 WalterStuart22 18-21, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I get so excited when I'm about to go to sleep I love the dreams I have because most of them are about my friends and school but most about anime. I have maladaptive daydreaming...
    pinkkitten100 pinkkitten100 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    I got to do Tinkerbell's makeup today!! So fun.
    Hissweetgirl Hissweetgirl 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    Don't you hate it when your friends buy expensive eyeshadow palettes just because it's popular... but actually have no idea what to do with it so they don't put it to good use...
    Dreamscape98x Dreamscape98x 16-17, F 2 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    Only love can conquer hate.
    Jonnyguitar877 Jonnyguitar877 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    I'm a male who would love to be tickled by a girl and then tickle your back afterwards. Message me of you want to do this also
    tickletickle6 tickletickle6 13-15, M Feb 1

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    this is stupid xD Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell...
    silentkillxc silentkillxc 18-21, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    The history teacher wanted to award some of her students with a prize of going home early on Friday. So she said "anyone that answers the following questions first with the correct...
    lonelyroom lonelyroom 26-30, M Feb 1

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    What's the difference between a squirrel and a bed? Neither are a microwave.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 3

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    Name three fruits beginning with 'N'. A napple, a norange and a nanna
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Feb 4

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    What did the buffalo say to his son at the school gates ? ' bison'
    missreeedy missreeedy 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    A gay horse galloped into a bar and asked, "which one of you cowboy is going to ride me today?"
    choeysmalls choeysmalls 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary.
    Careid Careid 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 8

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    Why is 6 afraid of 7???? Because 7 8 9 !!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 8

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    This is my joke I made up when I was 6. What do you call someone who eats too many cookies? A PIG Newton
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 9

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    I hate country music.... Everytime the day "hoe down" I think my sister got shot!
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing? A: Mount Rushmore
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhhhh!
    TheLionGod TheLionGod 36-40, M Feb 14

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    Santa Claus is the only person who can get away after calling a girl a "ho."
    choeysmalls choeysmalls 31-35, M Feb 16

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    Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... Obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.
    UnfinishedStar UnfinishedStar 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 17

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    someone, tell me a good fart joke
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 18

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    Whenever you're feeling sad, remember: somewhere some idiot is trying to push a door that's says pull.
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 19

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    Just for laugh!! This is a solution my gf had helped me.. When i asked, why does my google+ keep hanging... Hahahaha
    envymyself envymyself 31-35, F Feb 19