I love makeup! I have so much and for some reason am always buying more is that bad? I literally have too much and all I ever wear is foundation bronzer eyeliner and mascara
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.. Why was the Cyclops a good teacher? cause he only had one pupil.. OMG Cheesy Jokes are my life they always put a smile...
A guy walking down the street stops a fellow pedestrian and says
"Sssscuse mm me mate. Ha ha have you ggggot the tttime o o o on you m m mate?"
The pedestrian remains silent.
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh.
They aren't funny! Nothing about Ebola is funny!! KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF! Sorry for the typo I'm the title!!
Honk if you love Jesus
Text if you want to meet Him
Everything , that happen from past to current is in my mind , because i wonder what if that will happen today or when will it happen , or is it going to happen again !
My mind is stupid it over thinks everything it has been the reason I haven't been able to do many things. I over think it. Like what's going to happen, how are people going to...
I know you're going through so really hard stuff right now, and I know you'll hear this from lots of people. But I'm here for you. I always have been and I always will...
Yes, I think I need to be more positive. Nothing really has changed over the years. Still in an "intimacy free" marriage. I'm working hard to be happy anyway. Looking at the...
I know a lot of people look down on girls or women who wear makeup,saying it's "fake" and in some terms I agree.even though I use makeup in a way to express myself.Feeling sad? A...
My makeover the other day. Cheers to fellow makeup lovers.
A little mistakes here and there, but s subtle look! With earth tone colors and a red lips. I was in a hurry but I love doing my make up (:
Before and after make-up! Make up helps out a lot (:
Any one every try lime crime make up?
I'm starting to use some makeup, what's the first base to use? and any good primer to use? I have dry and sensitive skin.
What makeup should I ask for for self portraits?
I'm soo in love w the new MAC Matte Collection. Living Legend is the perfect Fall Vampy lip color <3
I have read several books about law/crime, and I absolutely love them all! It's always been a fascination of mine, I don't really remember how I even got into such books but I'll...
Two men walk into a bar. The third man sucks
'I see' said the blind man to the deaf man listening to the radio..
Deepika Padukone-I have more fans than you.Aaliya Bhatt-I have A .C. at home .
At the construction job There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper...
A young blonde woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
A couple walks on the beach and the seagull flies over and craps on the ladies shoulder.. Mortified the guy says.. ' let me run inside to get a towel' and the lady replies ' Don't...
A guy comes home stone drunk and standing by his bedroom door he says .. ' The next time this bed comes around, I'm on it.'
After an accident the patient wakes up at hospital and looking up at the nurse in sheer horror exclaims, 'I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs' and the nurse looks down at...
Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!!!!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
If I flip a coin, what's the chances of me getting head?
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in your fridge?
You can see its body sticking out.
Cogitation is not good for the soul that's for sure!!
Kath. Do you remember all those late nights after sh!++y days!
Sat doing the rotten paperwork!
Glad that it had finally gone quiet?
How we'd laugh at some of the incidents that...
I don't know what to say........
Except pictures of me (shudders at thought) ^^
Am I weird for only loving lipstick and not lipgloss maybe I haven't found the right brand and/or color but every lipgloss looks so damn shinny.
I like this colour lipstick, pretty yet dramatic.
I think this eyeshadow is really pretty.
When I was around 10, our family dog would stare at my closet and growl. It concerned me and when Dad looked, there was nothing there despite the ongoing growling. This went on for...
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I find it interesting and fascinating.I think our spirits gets overwhelmed in an afterlife where there is no money,no obligations,no sense of material...and all left is our...
I wish the majority of these books focused more on the victims or the cops or forensic teams that catch the criminals instead of too frequently shining the spotlight on the...