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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    Some People Say I'm Funny - But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything - When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 70+, M 6 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    Funny Story - T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    Sometimes out of no where I will start to day dream. No matter where I. Am, I will just start thinking about everything an anything. I have always made myself a life inside my head...
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    I love make-up! I've been doing my make up the same for years because I think if you find something that compliments you why change it? I have pale skin, seriously I look like a...
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    i love doing makeup on others.I myself dont apply makeup everyday but ocassionaly.I believe makeup is a form of art and its beautiful and if people can enhance their appearance...
    Angelina1992 Angelina1992 18-21, F Mar 30

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    Make It Off The Island There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 27

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    One day mom was cleaning her son's room and under the bed, she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and...
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    There was a kid who died because he was sat on by an elephant. You're laughing right! Ok well think about it you're bring crushed my an ELEPHANT!!!!! A freaking 5 ton elephant! I'm...
    elizabethstreet elizabethstreet 13-15, F Mar 26

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    Once there was a Chicken who went into a library and said: "Book Book" and the Librarian gave the Chicken some books. Then the Chicken returned and again said: "Book Book" and once...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 11 Responses Mar 18

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    Every time I look at the ones I hate, every time I am wronged, I imagine my own world. Inspired by the movie 2012, I created my own few imaginary arcs, capable of holding 8 billion...
    Yinnistic Yinnistic 16-17, M Mar 29

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    I always have to worry about something, at the moment it's my teeth which I screwed up at an early age. i have veneers properly need replacing and I don't know what to do as they...
    microwaveduck microwaveduck 26-30, F Mar 21

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    Yes there is no better feeling than being loved. Just hearing the words I love you makes you feel like you are special and warm inside.Whether it's an I love you from your mum...
    frances91 frances91 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am a makeup artist and i am proud of my talent , the picture above is my work ! I try and make my girls look flawless ! 🎀
    babyxval babyxval 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Ghosts/unexplained things. Sweetheart. I wrote sometime ago a short poem now posted here in my stories, called Sweetheart. It was a true poem, as kids we would go to this spot...
    13by13one 13by13one 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 31

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    Omg I love hearing and reading about this kind of stuff. I feel like it is so interesting. I believe in the supernatural what about you??
    peacelovejoy123056 peacelovejoy123056 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    It's embarrassing to admit, but I do. I'm not very good at expressing myself in real life, and I don't speak up very often, so I have a sense that not a lot of people understand me...
    almaera almaera 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I love to drift into my own little world. Something I should probably do less often than I do currently. When I pick up a new book (or one I've read 26 times) that is fixing to be...
    Ranchsavvy16 Ranchsavvy16 16-17, F Mar 23

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    My name is Alice. Funny that? My nickname is AIW. It stands for Alice in wonderland. I can defiantly see it tho. I'm always dreaming and when I'm not I'm writing about my dreams...
    silentlyhurtingeveryday silentlyhurtingeveryday 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Ghosts/unexplained things. First story. Year’s back I was working in a house that was empty as a carpenter. There were a few of us there over the 6 weeks gutting it out and...
    13by13one 13by13one 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 31

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    A blonde was on her front lawn in a row boat rowing away when another blonde woman saw her , stopped her car , got out and yelled... "It's blondes like you that gives blondes like...
    Bigbadwerewolf Bigbadwerewolf 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    A blonde met her retiring mail man at the door nude Took him inside and ****** his brains out. When he was leaving she handed him a dollar bill. The baffled mail man asked her...
    Bigbadwerewolf Bigbadwerewolf 22-25, M Mar 22

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    A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 22

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    Q: Is there a difference between the sound of a clarinet and a cat in heat? A: Of course, but only if the cat is in good health.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories? A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    One day a guy decided to kill home self. Unable to decide the best way, he went to the library. After finding a how too book on suicide, he decided to read at home. At the...
    Readytorun567 Readytorun567 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
    NonexistantSoul NonexistantSoul 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    Condom says to the tampon:" you put me out of a job one week a month!" Tampon replies:" when you don't do your job properly, I loose mine for NINE MONTHS!!!!!!"
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Here's your math joke for the day: Q: What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with an elephant? A: You can't cross them, a mountain climber is just a scalar
    BlueSpirit86 BlueSpirit86 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    What's invisible and smells like carrots? . . . a: rabbit farts
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    Speaking of rabbits- how do you catch a unique rabbit? . . . . A: unique up on it How do you catch a tame rabbit? . . A: tame way, unique up on it.
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    Goodnight and sweet dreams! I'm looking forward to showering and getting in bed while being all nice and warm from my shower in comfy pjs..
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 31

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    I want to lie on the grass and watch the clouds go by....
    tannush tannush 26-30, M Apr 8

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    Tonight I have made the house warm and bright, and I have around me a few nice cushions and a clean blanket, and I have access to all the beautiful music and art that the world has...
    dispossessed dispossessed 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    In class, whenever. It's basicly like you get to do whatever you want like a lotus dream (google it). The teacher will have to yell the heck outta me before I wake up or snap outta...
    Ghrite Ghrite 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    I don't know why but lately I have been getting angry at the smallest thing. I don't want to talk to my parents(I'm not mad at them I honestly just don't know why I don't want to...
    rcola rcola 16-17, M Mar 31

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    On and on and on and on the brain can't stop. Ever.
    zooniverse zooniverse 22-25, F a week ago

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    TaylorNicoleee TaylorNicoleee 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I don't care if I look better without it, it's just so much fun :)
    TaylorNicoleee TaylorNicoleee 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    Someone please help? I really want to get foundation but I have these dark rings around my neck... Will this prevent me from getting a good foundation or concealer match? I've...
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    The fire time I saw him, I swear I heard some music in my head. He was simply beautiful. He had these gorgeous thick eyelashes, which underneath were hidden the cutest emerald eyes...
    ibak12 ibak12 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    I think because of this experience I had before is the reason I hardly like/crush on anyone. Since the person I loved only liked me as a friend(yes I know friend zoned) I just lost...
    TheConfusedOne321 TheConfusedOne321 13-15, M 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    PUNOGRAPHY • I tried to catch some fog. I mist. • When chemists die, they barium. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • A soldier who survived mustard gas...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Mar 24

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    Punography (A play on words) When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Mandrew the clown, that'll be my name. My real name is Andrewso it makes sense. I've just called a few hospitals enquiring about going in and cheering up the children. I know what...
    baconrind baconrind 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    Coworkers. . . My job as much work as I do getting paid really **** for it has made me realize somethings. I've met some people that have become like family to me. Their opinions...
    TaurasiWade TaurasiWade 18-21, F Apr 6

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    ---- Here is one of the moments that you love I hate and you hate that you love me so. Because everything simple gets complicated when don't talk no more and I understand that to...
    RedUnderground RedUnderground 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    I Hate Everything About You" Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and...
    newlifejuliana newlifejuliana 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    I don’t have a normal eating disorder like anorexia or bulimia or even binge eating. I guess I have ednos. I was my lowest weight in awhile at 108 a few days ago and it felt...
    8ecc4 8ecc4 18-21, F 18 hrs ago

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    At all. My sister saw the movie "This is the End," and she told me one of the many off-putting elements of the movie was a rape joke that was made in it. It turned me off from...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 28

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    You know I'd fall apart without you I don't know how you do what you do 'Cause everything that don't make sense about me Makes sense when I'm with you Like everything that's green...
    shoomim shoomim 46-50, F Mar 30

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    WANTED - Hunter HayesYou know I'd fall apart without youI don't know how you do what you do'Cause everything that don't make sense about meMakes sense when I'm with youLike...
    Batboy69 Batboy69 56-60, M 6 days ago