I hate people who ALWAYS try to make jokes… which ARENT funny as well… it just bores me… I'm SO unimpressed. Why aren't people respectful and talk to you normally nowadays...
Having been laughed at BC people think I have Ebola I don't want to hear it again and who ever does say jokes about it... Then I hope you get Ebola
Isn't that what everything's there for? lol The greatest frustration is longing for answers you know you can never have.
I was wondering about some mundane thing last night, just...
I love to dream about a world where everything is completely free. But of course we have limits to what we can get. There is no pollution and instead of cutting down trees, we...
I've loved makeup, ever since I was about 12-13. I started out with eyeliner/mascara, moving into high school if tried out brows and lipgloss. Now here I am. Top is about 3-4 years...
Lol I absolutely love makeup especially being creative eye shadow blush foundation eyeliner lip gloss lip stick lip stain ect love it all.
Lol my first experience when I was a...
Never trust an atom, they make up everything
So funny haha cheesy jokes make my day :)
I'm struggling with one right now. I am out on my way shopping and the bus is stuck in traffic and its raining anyone want to make me struggle more? ;)
Someone please spam me with laugh out loud jokes! In that kind of mood 😂
Some guy at the bar turns to his friend and says: you are getting really fat!!
His epic reply: yeah it's because every time I sleep with your wife she makes me a sandwich...
Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."Wife...
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down
I love hearing about it, reading about it, writing about it. Sex and everything about sex is amazing. It makes me wet just thinking about it. I'm a sex addict, I can never get...
All my friends say I never stop day dreaming! Well that's mainly because inside my head is a whole lot better than the real world! :( It's never upset me before... but I guess I'm...
When lonesome seems a fever dream. Know misplaced doubt is not what it seems. Tread lightly on me for any pended smiles. I daybreak to a sunset from your faraway isle. My mind far...
It's my escape from reality. When I need a break from all the stress and problems I just daydream about anything I feel like.
One of the things that I love about my love is that he knew how to make me laugh and making me happy.
I love taking pictures. Photo hold memories.
I'm a bit of tomboy (I like to be girly sometimes) and I can do my makeup very well I just don't like applying it on everyday. And everyone always ask me who does it when i wear...
There is just something so absolutely so delicious about trying new looks. Every time I pop open my kit and let the brushes do the work I gain a little more pep in my step.
I don't always sneeze when I'm doing my make up but when I do it's right after I've applied my mascara FML haha
if I have to do my makeup everyday I would have to get up a hour early...which out of the questions cause I'm a lazy morning type of person
Yea I do love it I buy a lot of clothes but can't seem to style myself beautifully the way I see other women. I'm so lazy that all I do is get up put on sweats and exercise clothes...
I recently discovered this amazing product called lip enhancer! I personally bought it to try it out and loved it! No injections or lip gloss! I mean the picture shows the results...
I have a secret wish
dwelling in my mind
being lost and sharing
with you a starry night...
I'd love to be in your arms
not knowing where we are
not having any intention
I love hearing peoples fantasies, turn on/turn offs 😛
I tend to dream of a world that I can just escape too, viewing a different reality than what I see everyday. Sometimes I tend to just look out the window or just sit there in...
I love reading dirty messages but can't ever write them
Just uhhhhh just gunna go now.... Yep
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
What do you call a deer with no eye?
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
He responds with, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummi bear lol
Don't use straighteners! They're a waste of money. I've been using one for 3 weeks now and I'm still gay.
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me baby I'll take you places. 😜
There once was a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils
A dad walks in on his son ************ and says "son if you keep doing that you'll go blind", to which the son replies "dad I'm over here"
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Arctic Ocean?
Ok this is great what did the narwall say to the girls on the nude beach