Why was the chicken sitting at the bus stop???
Have any of you guys tried this yet?After watching a few YouTube vids of my favourite make up Vloggers, who gave it reasonably favourable views, I decided to give it whirl. I found...
Boy : Mom, did you see me before I was born.
Mom: No, why did you ask ?
Boy : Then, how do you know I was you son?
Have you ever tried the 3D Fiber mascara before?? I absolutely love mine!!!
doing so can be exicteing in more ways than one. ya find out more about your self and the person your talking with as well , and depending on what kind of fantisey your...
I LOVE MAKEUP! It isn't a necessity though. I love myself with AND without makeup. Growing up with six sisters and a single mother, makeup simply became a hobby of mine. Almost...
So I've been experimenting with my makeup since I've pretty much worn it the same way every day since I was 15 haha! I'm working on the "smokey eye" look with eye shadow...anyone...
Will your woman makes you a millionaire???
---- yes! If you are a billionaire. xD LOL
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
Dear paranoid people who check behind the shower curtain for murders, if you find one, what's your plan?
What do you think? About this
"Where is U?"
Me: between T and W,AYYYYY xD I'm so done bye xD get it get it? No okay bye xD lmao
Trying to cut down but I usually spend about $2,000 every month... Not sure what reasonable budget to set
Why did the hipster have a burnt tongue?
He had to drink his coffee before it was cool
A rich 85 year old man marries a 18 year-old hot buxom blond bombshell of woman. (aside: when her friends asked why, she answered "he lied about his age. He said he was 95...
I would love to find a secret female lover who wants to make all the moves, seduce me while I lay back and they do all the work.
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death...
Timothy, he's my rock. When I cry he is always there to comfort me, and when I'm sad he's there to cheer me up. In the mornings Timothy wakes me up with his kisses to let me know...
A hillbilly boy needed to get a pig, a chicken, and a bucket to the market on his mule. He put the bucket on his head, the pig under one arm, the chicken under the other and got on...
Hans went solo and got himself killed. Lol
Girl: Hey baby, would you pretend like a strong man and move the sofa..?
Guy: Sure dear, would you pretend like a weak girl and suck my d!ck ?
Guy: Hey! we both are...
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess...
Human observing cows: look at those creatures staring at me.
Cows: look at that creature staring at us.
Just did a makeover to my friend what do you think?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.
I'll see myself out.
Something only the older generation can appreciate.
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow...
I thought it was funny anyway
Wife asked husband if her butt is big
Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill
Husband wants to get frisky that night
Wife says... "and I'm...
If 1 out 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the others enjoy it? 💩
Anyone up for talking about taboos?
Do you know what happens if Donald Trump's name is said three times in the dark? He'll appear behind you asking you for your money.
Why did the comedian go to the doctor?
*because he felt a little funny* ;D
Anyone hear about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now! ;)
So some guy asked me what my favorite position in bed was
So I told him near the wall so I can still use my phone while it's charging.
Oh how sexy
Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread.
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so...