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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 70+, M 6 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    Funny Story

    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    i think its a way for success,,when you think about everything you have a chance for get the key for all of those problems that may happen !
    CassieJess CassieJess 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    I love makeup and i want to be a makeup artist for models one day :)
    gemmamastro gemmamastro 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Yes, I love makeup. Yes, my nose is a circle xD
    n0ceur n0ceur 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    A man walked into a restaurant and ordered a hamburger. The cook made the hamburger by putting the beef on the grill, pulling down his pants, sitting on the ground beef to make it...
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    I need someone I can laugh with, know any good jokes??
    Cookiemonster31 Cookiemonster31 13-15, F 22 hrs ago

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    Key word: Everything. I have my opinions, which will most likely never change. I admire people that have opinions about things and stick to what they say, even if their opinion is...
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    A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. Shortly after the take off, he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a...
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    Q . How do you make fruit punch Wait for it ...... A. You give it boxing lessons
    Strange143 Strange143 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Old man says" losing hair is not about hair loss, it's about face gain. One day I will have a face a whole head of face.
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    How about this one: Sylvester the Cat recently died of an untweetabe canary-ial disease.
    kcajoh kcajoh 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    I love joking around with my friends, it's nothing serious. If you can't take a joke, than we can't be friends.
    becuuh becuuh 16-17, F Aug 4

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    I befriended this cable repair guy some days back and we smoke weed once a while and he tells me about a lot of horny mature ladies in our locality ....I used to love his...
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    The main attraction for me was the Whale.  I remembered seeing a documentary on the Whale that had beached itself on the east coast then this group from Oklahoma working to...
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    One thing I wonder is what my dog thinks about me. I work from home much of the time, and I generally run around the house in just a pair of panties. My dog seems to be generally...
    beachlover1 beachlover1 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 22

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    i lied about my dad being dead and now iam telling the truth someone help
    emmacampbellxx1 emmacampbellxx1 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 24

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    It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense
    salvatorewolf salvatorewolf 22-25, M Jul 21

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    Everywhere I go I'm always bringing a suitcase of makeup and I go in it every second
    hellokitti hellokitti 13-15, F Jul 23

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    I have look pretty without makeup but I feel beautiful with it. It's like I've put on a mask and I just feel more confident. It changes my attitude on life.
    cuteshyginger cuteshyginger 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    Check it out. I did the #transformationchallenge / #makeuptranformation for vine, insta, and twitter!
    niko031 niko031 16-17, F Aug 12

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    What do you think of my eye makeup? Any improvement ideas?
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    Yes I do!!! But I like wearing zero makeup as well. We need to let our skin breathe too!
    awokensheepislittlebopeep awokensheepislittlebopeep 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Feeling Irie. Loved this island dream look
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    Love to read or watch anything about ghosts and haunting. I have lived in two haunted homes.
    lonewolf2060 lonewolf2060 51-55, M Jul 24

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    With my ex contacting me has me all acting weird! Ugg! Where puppy love was the only love and breaking into neighbors houses just to have s3x cause we needed that intimacy and...
    wheelsxoxo wheelsxoxo 22-25, F Aug 13

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    I have just discovered a series of books about nineteenth century crime in Scotland. I am interested in history and this series is based on court cases and newspaper reports, with...
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    I enjoy "sexting". I find the eager exchange very erotic. The icing on the cake is to share such an exchange with someone thoughtful, creative & smart. There us something about...
    HisWetWife HisWetWife 46-50, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    One time when I was home sitting watching tv. I looked up and saw something flying towards to me and crash on to the table next to me. I jumped up and looked at the table and it...
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    I use to look at pictures of my dad and pretend that he was some sweet guy. That was sober and always in my life. I would have conversations with his photos (in my head of course...
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    Its like I'm on 'heat' today. So horny. Love to hear some fantasies ;)
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    I love the story so much OMG
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    The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger...
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    Starbucks is cheap... Compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!XD
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    Q:Why can’t a bike stand on its own? A: It’s two tired.
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    Mcdonalds serves breakfast all day if you have a gun.
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