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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    Chuck Norris is the only man

    who can get a sandwich from a feminist >_>
    TouchesClouds TouchesClouds 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 26, 2014

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 66-70, M 8 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    Funny Story

    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    I love make up, but I don't know how to combine colors and I don't even know how to put it properly.. Lol! I'm afraid to try it so I end up using eyeliner only... Haha
    Spicyandsweet Spicyandsweet 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 12

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    It really does! when you start loving a person so deeply, you wont realize what you're doing for them or what's going on around you.. your first priority would be that one person...
    amazingmoment90 amazingmoment90 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Talking to someone I know about "*****" (no hate their word of choice not mine) and they asked if they were "volunteer prostitutes"! I said, "volunteer prostitute?! 😂 What do...
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Q: What kind of music do phones love to hear? A: A symphony
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 28

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    I wear makeup almost every day and sometimes people assume I'm insecure, but that's not why I put it on. I just love it. It's fun to do, and it makes everything less boring :D Also...
    xKatlyn xKatlyn 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    The ultimate foreplay Journal Entry It's seducing my mind, one comment, one observation, one masterfully, technically, crafted word after word that is created to dance on the...
    niceguy222 niceguy222 70+, M 2 Responses Mar 8

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    Makeup and natural light are my 2 best friends I love to do my make up and get in front of the window and grab my camera and smile 😍 beautiful !!!
    Prettibrowngirl Prettibrowngirl 70+, F Mar 8

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    I love wearing make up... Favorite weapon of choice for make up? Mine is eyeshadow, with eyeliner and Black mascara
    MikaPGHsLostCause MikaPGHsLostCause 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    It is truly very terrible . I want to know what real Love feel like and what is love. I need someone to love me . Can anyone here make me feel loved and cared for .
    Thedepressedgirlatthewindow Thedepressedgirlatthewindow 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I got to do Tinkerbell's makeup today!! So fun.
    Hissweetgirl Hissweetgirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 28

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    Don't you hate it when your friends buy expensive eyeshadow palettes just because it's popular... but actually have no idea what to do with it so they don't put it to good use...
    Dreamscape98x Dreamscape98x 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 28

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    I seriously not only look different, but feel different and you can tell that so very easily.. Makeup is a dark magic ;D
    GRda GRda 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 8

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    Oh my gosh I found this amazing company that sells high quality, organic makeup that is not tested on animals! Seriously though, they have the best mascara on the market. You...
    ContessaG ContessaG 18-21, F Mar 11

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    It just makes me feel pretty. I don't know, I just like it.
    ConfusedLittleTeenagedGirl ConfusedLittleTeenagedGirl 16-17, F 5 Responses Mar 15

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    Yeah I adore makeup and I loooooooove going for a grunge or sceneish kinda look on the weekends but on like school days I go for naturel (sorry if I spelt it wrong)
    purpleisyummy76 purpleisyummy76 13-15, F Mar 17

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    This story isn't true but funny Jetehmiah and Carly discuss tickling and the next day Hey babe says jerehmiah to his fiancée carly on a Sunday afternoon. Hey she says! They...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F Mar 7

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    I've always loved to dress up. The one life motto I never deviate from is "you can never be overdressed or over educated" -Oscar Wilde
    lillolipop lillolipop 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become...
    niceguy222 niceguy222 70+, M Mar 8

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    Love -a silent whisper never to be uttered in high octave Restless heart -a bleeding rose never to be felt or seen in real Pain & longing- the rage of my dream..its never enough...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 Mar 9

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    Hey everyone! I'm brand new to Experience Project but I've heard nothing but good things about it from my friends, i hope to meet you all soon :)
    figureskater95 figureskater95 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 14

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    I want to tie a girl up and tickle her like crazy then let her get revenge! Would love to meet a girl who wants to do that!
    somanydynamos88 somanydynamos88 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Message me your fantasies! I love hearing them. No matter how weird, gross, amazing, ect they are. I love hearing and discussing all of them.
    AddictedToDemands AddictedToDemands 18-21, F 11 Responses 4 days ago

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    I think God hates me . I dont feel good about it .
    Thedepressedgirlatthewindow Thedepressedgirlatthewindow 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    A feminist joke: why does a woman need a man???? Cause a vibrator cannot cut the grass
    VeniceTheMenice VeniceTheMenice 31-35, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying? A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 28

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    this is stupid xD Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell...
    silentkillxc silentkillxc 18-21, F 7 Responses Mar 1

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    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 1

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    D.A.D.D. (Dad's Against Daughters Dating): Shoot the first one, word will spread.
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 2

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    I named my iPod, The Titanic. Now it's syncing!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 4

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    What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow,a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts.
    omarrochet omarrochet 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
    chickobaby16 chickobaby16 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Pokerface.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F Mar 10

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    There's three houses... The blue house, the red house, and the white house. The blue man lives in the blue house The red man lives in the red house So who lives in the White House...
    imaqi imaqi 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 11

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    He was so gay he couldn't hit the barn side of a broad
    busbobby232 busbobby232 51-55, M Mar 17

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    How do Africans get away from elephants RUN! Why are pigmies so short? They are the really slow Africans
    busbobby232 busbobby232 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    Q. What did the spider do on the computer? A. Made a website!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 17

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