i think its a way for success,,when you think about everything you have a chance for get the key for all of those problems that may happen !
I love makeup and i want to be a makeup artist for models one day :)
Yes, I love makeup.
Yes, my nose is a circle xD
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered a hamburger. The cook made the hamburger by putting the beef on the grill, pulling down his pants, sitting on the ground beef to make it...
I need someone I can laugh with, know any good jokes??
Key word: Everything.
I have my opinions, which will most likely never change. I admire people that have opinions about things and stick to what they say, even if their opinion is...
A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. Shortly after the take off, he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a...
Q . How do you make fruit punch
Wait for it ......
A. You give it boxing lessons
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Old man says" losing hair is not about hair loss, it's about face gain. One day I will have a face a whole head of face.
How about this one:
Sylvester the Cat recently died of an untweetabe canary-ial disease.
I love joking around with my friends, it's nothing serious. If you can't take a joke, than we can't be friends.
I befriended this cable repair guy some days back and we smoke weed once a while and he tells me about a lot of horny mature ladies in our locality ....I used to love his...
The main attraction for me was the Whale. I remembered seeing a documentary on the Whale that had beached itself on the east coast then this group from Oklahoma working to...
One thing I wonder is what my dog thinks about me. I work from home much of the time, and I generally run around the house in just a pair of panties. My dog seems to be generally...
i lied about my dad being dead and now iam telling the truth someone help
It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense
Everywhere I go I'm always bringing a suitcase of makeup and I go in it every second
I have look pretty without makeup but I feel beautiful with it. It's like I've put on a mask and I just feel more confident.
It changes my attitude on life.
Check it out. I did the #transformationchallenge / #makeuptranformation for vine, insta, and twitter!
What do you think of my eye makeup? Any improvement ideas?
Yes I do!!!
But I like wearing zero makeup as well. We need to let our skin breathe too!
Loved this island dream look
Love to read or watch anything about ghosts and haunting. I have lived in two haunted homes.
With my ex contacting me has me all acting weird! Ugg!
Where puppy love was the only love and breaking into neighbors houses just to have s3x cause we needed that intimacy and...
I have just discovered a series of books about nineteenth century crime in Scotland. I am interested in history and this series is based on court cases and newspaper reports, with...
I enjoy "sexting". I find the eager exchange very erotic. The icing on the cake is to share such an exchange with someone thoughtful, creative & smart. There us something about...
One time when I was home sitting watching tv. I looked up and saw something flying towards to me and crash on to the table next to me. I jumped up and looked at the table and it...
I use to look at pictures of my dad and pretend that he was some sweet guy. That was sober and always in my life. I would have conversations with his photos (in my head of course...
Its like I'm on 'heat' today. So horny. Love to hear some fantasies ;)
My mother met when the man I know as my father entered the night club she worked in. Upon hearing she had a man and infant son he did not get discouraged but said, "If you ever get...
I love the story so much OMG
Starbucks is cheap... Compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!XD
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair...
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Q:Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
A: It’s two tired.
Mcdonalds serves breakfast all day if you have a gun.
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing it just let out
A little wine
Q: How many band conductors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: No one knows for sure, barely anyone even watches them.
A bear and rabbit were ******** in the woods, the bear turned to the rabbit and asked "does **** stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied "no"
So the bear picked him up and wiped...
Why couldn't the bicycle stand?
Because he was too tired!
What do you call a pile of cats?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A: Slap her on the *** and tell her to get back to work.