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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 70+, M 6 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    Funny Story

    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    I love makeup and i want to be a makeup artist for models one day :)
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    Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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    Hehe πŸ˜„πŸ™ˆβœ‹πŸŸπŸπŸ. Ya i ate , nd i love anti jokers
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    My best friend and I always ask each other "if we were at a party and you were drunk would you kiss a girl?" And I would say "Yes." We would make up this word called "quickie". It...
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    A while ago ... It frustrated me that makeup companies were selling the idea that women, unlike men, simply couldn't roll out of bed and carry on their day but were rather expected...
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    "To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless." Gilbert...
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    I worry about literally everything. I'm always freaking out about things being wrong with me like sicknesses. I obsess over stuff with my body like my tonsils I keep looking at...
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    It's making me really tired. I came to the point where I just confirm whether someone I am talking to has something in his/her mouth before I make a joke, with the fear that if...
    kinetic004 kinetic004 26-30, F Jul 18

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    Almost. Not absolutely everything. But enough to need daily vacations. Lol. Sigh.
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    Everything. Until questioned by jerks.
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    Phalguni9 Phalguni9 22-25, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    When I don't have anything to worry about, I worry that I'm not paying close enough attention to see someone that needs help and then I worry about them.
    tastelesscharm tastelesscharm 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3

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    C'mon who doesn't,everything u want to happen happens ;)
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    i lied about my dad being dead and now iam telling the truth someone help
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    The most common assumption people make about me involves my choice in music. I grew up with a lot of the music from the '80s and early '90s, especially rock and heavy metal. In...
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    I love to spend hours in Drug stores looking for Makeup. Spending my free time in shopping looking for makeup. It makes me happy :) what girl doesn't like to do that? What girl...
    watermelongirl watermelongirl 16-17, F Jul 11

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    I literally am OBSESSED with make up and hair. I watch YouTube tutorials all the time and have several makeup and beauty apps. I use a lot of drug store brands because let's face...
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    OMG I LOVE IT!!! 😍😍😍 I want to be a make-up artist some day!
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