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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 70+, M 6 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    Hehe πŸ˜„πŸ™ˆβœ‹πŸŸπŸπŸ. Ya i ate , nd i love anti jokers
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    Almost. Not absolutely everything. But enough to need daily vacations. Lol. Sigh.
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    Everything. Until questioned by jerks.
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    When I don't have anything to worry about, I worry that I'm not paying close enough attention to see someone that needs help and then I worry about them.
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    C'mon who doesn't,everything u want to happen happens ;)
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    Not really a joke but it made me giggle.
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