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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 70+, M 6 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    Now of course I don't make jokes deliberately aimed at a particular person. These are jokes about society or life in all it's glory. Anyone that's alive has at least a small share...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Q: Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? A: Let us be best friends? And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 9

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    A guy walking down the street stops a fellow pedestrian and says "Sssscuse mm me mate. Ha ha have you ggggot the tttime o o o on you m m mate?" The pedestrian remains silent. "S s...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Q.how do you make seven an even number? A.take the s out!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Bumper sticker: Honk if you love Jesus Text if you want to meet Him
    shadowplt shadowplt 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    I haven't had two freaking seconds to out my mind together.. I feel like I could just up and blow everything up. Why can't someone just put the ******* barrel to my head and pull...
    LostSoulx3 LostSoulx3 16-17, F Sep 10

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    And I love people who are as equally passionate about what they love or believe in😊 I love watching them come alive as they discuss it, the energy it draws me in.😊
    FutureVal FutureVal 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    Everything , that happen from past to current is in my mind , because i wonder what if that will happen today or when will it happen , or is it going to happen again !
    AliseaBerry69 AliseaBerry69 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    How about people actually wake up and stop ignoring things and pretending they aren't happening. I used to be open minded but now not so much. I refuse to live in lala land with...
    louisthepearl louisthepearl 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    My makeover the other day. Cheers to fellow makeup lovers.
    eric2maid eric2maid 31-35, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    i love doing my eye shadow in anything from bearly there to bam in your face black wild and crazy
    danie410 danie410 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    I really need to get Kat Von D's Studded Kiss Lipstick<3 seriously I pretty much love all of these colors
    suxsco suxsco 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 6

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    A couple walks on the beach and the seagull flies over and craps on the ladies shoulder.. Mortified the guy says.. ' let me run inside to get a towel' and the lady replies ' Don't...
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    A guy comes home stone drunk and standing by his bedroom door he says .. ' The next time this bed comes around, I'm on it.'
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 21 hrs ago

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    After an accident the patient wakes up at hospital and looking up at the nurse in sheer horror exclaims, 'I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs' and the nurse looks down at...
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    Mother: daughter, why are you crying? Daughter:: mommy I pass the test. Mother: wow! That good baby, you're very good, which subject? Daughter: pregnancy test mommy!!( crying...
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    What did the ocean say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved
    fjordecrosser fjordecrosser 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 3

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    Everyone has the right to be stupid--------------> But you're abusing the privilege :P
    lightraydawn lightraydawn 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    Parking Fine “I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 17

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    Q: what do you call a sleeping bull? A: a bull-dozer
    Gettingout72 Gettingout72 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Q: why was the mother flea so unhappy? A: all her children have gone to the dog.
    Gettingout72 Gettingout72 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    'I see' said the blind man to the deaf man listening to the radio..
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Deepika Padukone-I have more fans than you.Aaliya Bhatt-I have A .C. at home .
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    At the construction job There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Ouch! A young blonde woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    When you find yourself in a position to help, be thankful, and do so without expectation of compensation.......You may be the answer to someone's prayer <3
    DayDreamer81 DayDreamer81 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 16

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    Hey everyone! I have a beauty channel on youtube however I'm new and cant seem to gain any subs! Now I'm defiantly not asking anyone to just subscribe to me but if you could check...
    lovelaughlive2 lovelaughlive2 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    I just wished I knew how to put it on me
    mike08224 mike08224 46-50, M Sep 3

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    I did it again............. #ooops
    ColourfulDreams ColourfulDreams 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 19

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    Am I weird for only loving lipstick and not lipgloss maybe I haven't found the right brand and/or color but every lipgloss looks so damn shinny.
    suxsco suxsco 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I like this colour lipstick, pretty yet dramatic.
    Shannongirlyboy Shannongirlyboy 46-50, T 4 days ago

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    I think this eyeshadow is really pretty.
    Shannongirlyboy Shannongirlyboy 46-50, T 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    How could I be so lost, In a place I know so well? How could I be so broken, In a family so together? How could I be so lonely, Surrounded by so many? How could I be so unhappy...
    ConfusedAgainAlways ConfusedAgainAlways 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Message us girls to chat or whatever ;)
    ryanmona ryanmona 18-21, M Sep 9

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    The first lesson with SL. I'm already there, but have about 30 mins before meeting him. Talking to the director and a friend of her a bit, they are super friendly. Then I'm walked...
    feelthu feelthu 13-15, F Sep 10

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    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
    HC12345 HC12345 18-21, F Sep 12

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    I was out to eat with the guys for my friends birthday and we were cracking jokes left and right. One of them is an EMS transporter. One is on the way to becoming a fire man. I'm...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My Fiance and I have been together almost a year. He went to prison four months ago. He has 6 years and if he behaves and with credit for time served he has about two years left...
    Katejune15lyn Katejune15lyn 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 6

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    1- My favorite foods are pizza, fish sticks, and garden salads. 2- My favorite shows are TMNT, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, South Park, Tosh.0, Code Lyoko, and My...
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 16-17, F 23 hrs ago

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    Come with me on a picnic.I will bring special foods....traditional standbys and something new to try. You will bring that delicious wine that has become my favorite, and we will...
    mistletoe41 mistletoe41 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    yeah,same old story ,i'm in deep deep love with my best friend. he makes me laugh when nobody can...he makes me smile...makes me feel important,i can be myself around him.i'm just...
    lucie2agatha lucie2agatha 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    I love him. He's everything to me. He's my dad. He's my master. He's my lover. He's my friend. He's my teacher. He's everything to me. Him and my sister and I are on a business...
    LittleGirlCrissy LittleGirlCrissy 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 21

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    Why the hell do I feel this song's my life? "Make Me Wanna Die" - The Pretty Reckless [Verse 1] Take me I'm alive Never was a girl with a wicked mind But everything looks better...
    Quentine Quentine 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 22

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    🍌 You're on my mind from my first waking moment to my last at night before I fall asleep with the biggest smile on my face. The impact you've had on me over the last few days...
    Iamwhatyousee Iamwhatyousee 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 15