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I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

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    T he other day my friend was singing the song "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who lives on drooly lane!" I felt upset by his singing, so he asks what's wrong. So I go to tell him what happened to me last night. I have been...
    Dust329 Dust329 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 6, 2009

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    Some People Say I'm Funny

    But, I feel I need to learn timing and other things that complete a comedian.  Maybe comic school would help?
    moxiesurvivor moxiesurvivor 66-70, F 2 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    I Love to Make Jokes About Everything

    When I was 49 years old I fell off the roof of a three story building breaking 15 bones and had little chance to live but in my pain and agony I made jokes about it and about dying because I figured if I was going to die I was going out laughing. I was wheelchair bound for over a...
    le7m2d6 le7m2d6 70+, M 7 Responses Mar 2, 2007

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    Chuck Norris is the only man

    who can get a sandwich from a feminist >_>
    TouchesClouds TouchesClouds 36-40, M Oct 26

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    I hate people who ALWAYS try to make jokes… which ARENT funny as well… it just bores me… I'm SO unimpressed. Why aren't people respectful and talk to you normally nowadays...
    Misscoconut Misscoconut 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    Having been laughed at BC people think I have Ebola I don't want to hear it again and who ever does say jokes about it... Then I hope you get Ebola
    jopage45wassup jopage45wassup 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Isn't that what everything's there for? lol The greatest frustration is longing for answers you know you can never have. I was wondering about some mundane thing last night, just...
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    I love to dream about a world where everything is completely free. But of course we have limits to what we can get. There is no pollution and instead of cutting down trees, we...
    Guppy3113 Guppy3113 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    I've loved makeup, ever since I was about 12-13. I started out with eyeliner/mascara, moving into high school if tried out brows and lipgloss. Now here I am. Top is about 3-4 years...
    endofalldays endofalldays 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 9

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    Lol I absolutely love makeup especially being creative eye shadow blush foundation eyeliner lip gloss lip stick lip stain ect love it all. Lol my first experience when I was a...
    SexyLexie88 SexyLexie88 26-30, T 4 days ago

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    What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 28

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    Never trust an atom, they make up everything
    msilver msilver 16-17, F Nov 13

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    So funny haha cheesy jokes make my day :)
    MonsterRrR MonsterRrR 16-17, F Nov 3

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    Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."Wife...
    Ellainemaidess Ellainemaidess 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I love hearing about it, reading about it, writing about it. Sex and everything about sex is amazing. It makes me wet just thinking about it. I'm a sex addict, I can never get...
    YoungForeverr YoungForeverr 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    All my friends say I never stop day dreaming! Well that's mainly because inside my head is a whole lot better than the real world! :( It's never upset me before... but I guess I'm...
    lizzie2001x lizzie2001x 13-15, F Nov 8

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    I strongly dislike people(their attitude basically.) that love to argue, I have a "short temper" (along those lines.) type of ADHD and makes me extremely angry when people insist...
    Conspiracys Conspiracys 13-15, M Oct 27

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    When lonesome seems a fever dream. Know misplaced doubt is not what it seems. Tread lightly on me for any pended smiles. I daybreak to a sunset from your faraway isle. My mind far...
    GivaCafeMatin GivaCafeMatin 56-60, M Oct 31

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    I took a big test on a subject I chose in school the other day, I'm managed to go see the yw her before the test to ask if o could move into a different subject because I'm finding...
    ImmaUnicornBro ImmaUnicornBro 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    It's my escape from reality. When I need a break from all the stress and problems I just daydream about anything I feel like.
    PieBombs PieBombs 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    One of the things that I love about my love is that he knew how to make me laugh and making me happy.
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I love taking pictures. Photo hold memories.
    mstv1112 mstv1112 13-15, F Nov 14

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    Yea i LOVE IT !!!!! -(>,<)- <3 Honestly I'm not very goo with it I've only just started using it even then it's in secret lol and I'm really not confident with my work i...
    Prettygirl345 Prettygirl345 18-21, T 2 Responses Oct 26

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    I'm a bit of tomboy (I like to be girly sometimes) and I can do my makeup very well I just don't like applying it on everyday. And everyone always ask me who does it when i wear...
    glittercutie glittercutie 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    There is just something so absolutely so delicious about trying new looks. Every time I pop open my kit and let the brushes do the work I gain a little more pep in my step.
    Sparrowlynn03 Sparrowlynn03 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    My attempt to do batman make-up! It was only my first try!
    Pawes Pawes 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 26

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    I don't always sneeze when I'm doing my make up but when I do it's right after I've applied my mascara FML haha
    Snnowflake Snnowflake 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    if I have to do my makeup everyday I would have to get up a hour early...which out of the questions cause I'm a lazy morning type of person
    glittercutie glittercutie 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    Yea I do love it I buy a lot of clothes but can't seem to style myself beautifully the way I see other women. I'm so lazy that all I do is get up put on sweats and exercise clothes...
    alostone alostone 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    I recently discovered this amazing product called lip enhancer! I personally bought it to try it out and loved it! No injections or lip gloss! I mean the picture shows the results...
    Pawes Pawes 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Detective novels like John Sanford's "Rules" series, legal thrillers like Grisham's "The Firm", or totally crazy out there books like Robert McCammon's "Mine"... I love them all...
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 26

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    I have a secret wish dwelling in my mind being lost and sharing with you a starry night... I'd love to be in your arms not knowing where we are not having any intention of...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 31

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    I love hearing peoples fantasies, turn on/turn offs 😛
    PB793 PB793 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I tend to dream of a world that I can just escape too, viewing a different reality than what I see everyday. Sometimes I tend to just look out the window or just sit there in...
    Thelogicinme2 Thelogicinme2 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Guess what! Its not funny it is real and it could end us all so may you please shut the hell up
    MichaelEgitto MichaelEgitto 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 26

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    Just uhhhhh just gunna go now.... Yep
    Conspiracys Conspiracys 13-15, M 19 hrs ago

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    Two men walk into a bar. The third man sucks
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 25

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    There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive"
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 25

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    What did the mother buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son!
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 25

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    How did the frog die? He Kermit suicide XD
    SairaE SairaE 16-17, F Oct 26

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    Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom says to the other, "hey, you just stole an electron from me!" "Are you sure?" Asks the second atom The first atom replies...
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    What do you call a nosey pepper? JALAPEÑO BUSINESS
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field!
    msilver msilver 16-17, F Oct 26

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    What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap walked into his office? I can clearly see you're nuts!
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
    msilver msilver 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 26