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I Love To Put Insects On My Penis

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    Bugs On My Penis

    I love bugs, crawling on my penis, however I have trouble attracting them. Any ideas? I have had flys on me an I do like them but I can't attract more then 3 or four at a time. The little black ants feel good but they are so small it takes so many to have a good sensation...
    likebugsonmybody likebugsonmybody 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 5, 2013

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    Six Legged Friends

    I have been raising Madagascar Hissers for about six years now. As a pet, these are pretty decent roaches. They stay where you put them, they don't smell, and they are mostly vegetarians. They do like protein now and again, but they are a tropical species, so they can't infest...
    Madagascarman Madagascarman 51-55, M May 23, 2013

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    Eat Mt Meat

    I took of my clothes and let the fall onto the floor, my eyes fascinated by the flies buzzing around his **** head. My **** & balls were tingling with anticipation my **** hardening up and as it did so causing my foreskin to peel back. He licked his lips as he watched what was to...
    wankit wankit 70+, M 2 Responses Apr 22, 2012

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    Biting Flys And Ants

    I was sitting in the back yard one day naked after having been working and was quite sweaty. I was on my laptop when I felt something land on the head of my ****. I looked and saw this big fly just walking around. Turned me on and I instantly got a hard on In a couple seconds it...
    legman00 legman00 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 28, 2013

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