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I Love To Put Insects On My Penis

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    Six Legged Friends

    I have been raising Madagascar Hissers for about six years now. As a pet, these are pretty decent roaches. They stay where you put them, they don't smell, and they are mostly vegetarians. They do like protein now and again, but they are a tropical species, so they can't infest...
    Madagascarman Madagascarman 51-55, M May 23, 2013

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    Bugs On My Penis

    I love bugs, crawling on my penis, however I have trouble attracting them. Any ideas? I have had flys on me an I do like them but I can't attract more then 3 or four at a time. The little black ants feel good but they are so small it takes so many to have a good sensation...
    likebugsonmybody likebugsonmybody 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 5, 2013

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    Biting Flys And Ants

    I was sitting in the back yard one day naked after having been working and was quite sweaty. I was on my laptop when I felt something land on the head of my ****. I looked and saw this big fly just walking around. Turned me on and I instantly got a hard on In a couple seconds it...
    legman00 legman00 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 28, 2013

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    Eat Mt Meat

    I took of my clothes and let the fall onto the floor, my eyes fascinated by the flies buzzing around his **** head. My **** & balls were tingling with anticipation my **** hardening up and as it did so causing my foreskin to peel back. He licked his lips as he watched what was to...
    wankit wankit 70+, M 2 Responses Apr 22, 2012

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    I have several lipsticks. I allways had to wear dark red, brown or beige lipsticks all the last years. But not long ago i decided to try a nude colour. I buyed nude light pink...
    angel8i angel8i 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    There was another time when I was about 10 or 11 when my uncle came down with my 2 female cousins and wanted to take my sister and the girls to Disneyland to do the princess thing...
    shampoogirl2 shampoogirl2 41-45, T Jul 7

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    Any real women out there to have a serious talk or whatever for once? I'm tired of chatting with this guys, it's like, damn put your penis away for once!! XD
    ItIsMe69 ItIsMe69 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I consider almost all my breakups betrayals.First love putting an excuse and trying to send a friend to let me know it was over insteqd of being real and telling me what was going...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 4

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    I would like to your interpretation of love and what it means to you, I'd love to hear :D for I don't think it's always about the big things, though they are nice, but it's also...
    SarahBBZ SarahBBZ 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    (The following 'Connection Tips' post was originally posted by Yalanda, but her account was deleted for whatever reason. I wanted to share this information in the hopes that others...
    joshwilburn1017 joshwilburn1017 18-21, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I most loved putting on the clothes of my friends' mothers
    susanwarfie susanwarfie 41-45, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I had a friend....his mom would wear a silky charmuse and satin panties.....she would lay on a couch and flash her panties to a notorious panty thief.....god I loved putting on her...
    susanwarfie susanwarfie 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I am 47 YO, and most of my adult life, I have struggled to find meaning, and make meaningful connections, with others. Even struggled to maintain good healthy relationship with my...
    Shinesaathlove Shinesaathlove 46-50, M 4 Responses Jul 1

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    no one else licks my feet. sometimes I put syrup on my feet to get them to lick me more especially on a hot day. Put that in your experience project data base, ep!
    inadither inadither 61-65, M 39 mins ago

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    While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't...
    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    So, here I am, Sitting outside on the bench, listening to the fireworks and enjoying the peace of the night time darkness, pondering my thoughts about life and fantasy, and then...
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    Its been a complete week of heavy rain and thunderstorms in the East of England. So its out with our plastic walking suits and wellies, the dog loves it as it gets plenty of walks...
    BasilP BasilP 66-70, M 2 Responses Jun 27

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    *sigh* :D Hands All Over Maroon 5 Put your hands, all over, put your hands all over me (x2) (Put your hands all over me) I can't seem to find the pretty little face I left...
    coffeeflavoredkisses coffeeflavoredkisses 46-50, F Jun 29

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    Being completely naked has always been fun for me. Ever since I was a little kid, being able to watch my penis just flop around when I jumped up and down just made me laugh. But...
    matt904 matt904 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I am still in love with my partner of 6 years but for the past 6 months she doesn't want me near her but still wants me in the house, she won't let me touch her or have sex with...
    stevehollis stevehollis 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    The same tissue that is on a male's penis is also inside of their noses. If it feels good to sneeze, that's why ;)
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    Kangaroos have three vaginas and Komodo dragons, koalas and iguanas have two penises
    xxcarysxx xxcarysxx 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    Things Men Don't Say-- . Let's watch Lifetime. -- Sex is overrated. -- I don't want to go too far on the first date. -- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 3

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    I recently caught my neighbor looking over the fence at me swimming naked. I would'nt mind but now everytime i get in the pool i see her looking. The best thing is when i know she...
    camone01 camone01 31-35, M Jul 6

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    I'm ready for more penis :)
    Sweetbuns12 Sweetbuns12 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 8

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    "Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that and I am NOT Googling butterfly dicks.
    morganonnet2 morganonnet2 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    What do a penis and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them the harder they get.
    crazyshadowman crazyshadowman 13-15, M 4 Responses Jul 11

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    I used to have this older doctor and I would invent problems so I needed to ***** for the examination. He would give me a full examination including inspecting my penis, we both...
    Knewit Knewit 56-60 3 Responses Jul 13

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    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 days ago

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    Where have all the good men gone? The players I'm meetin', they don't turn me on. [?], yo hun I get my own while you get some. Keep me waiting by the phone, Take me out don't bring...
    Marigold101 Marigold101 16-17, F Jul 6

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    Another Sugar Ray track I love Fly All around the world statues crumble for me who knows how long I've loved you everywhere I go people stop and they see twenty-five years old...
    greenrust greenrust 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 16

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                     Name:         Kimberly Sherrington ...
    BigCrow BigCrow 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    SUMMER CAMP TRUTH OR DARE Earlier this summer my sister Lizzie and I went to the same summer camp. We stayed there for two weeks. A lot of other kids from our school were going to...
    Jenjoejen Jenjoejen 13-15 1 Response 3 days ago

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    "You Were Meant For Me" I hear the clock, it's six A.M. I feel so far from where I've been I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too I got my maple syrup, everything but you. I break...
    breathtakingyou breathtakingyou 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    Funny how when you give advice, you actually end up giving yourself advice. I've read some stories on EP and have sought after answersvto my own problems currently in the zone of...
    defconfigueroa defconfigueroa 22-25, M Jun 29

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    Earth Day Fair It was April of my sophomore year. Sophomore year was close to approaching the end of its chapter. I knew at that time, I only had two more months of having Mr. A...
    LoveYouMisterA LoveYouMisterA 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    Love You Like a Brother Treat you like a friend Respect you like a lover You could bet that Never gotta sweat that [x4] If you be the cash I'll be the rubber band You be the match...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    11 Things to Remember When You Think You’re Not Good Enough 1. Life is about progress, not perfection. Strive for excellence! Life is perfectly imperfect. Striving for...
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F Jul 12

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    Professional Test The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for the answers after you have thought...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    OK! Let me be straight a head and honest when i talk about women. Most guys talk about the girl azz and beebs as have to say some does. I do look to women in different angle as...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    Like many who write about wearing mom's girdle I started around 11 or 12. Every time I put one of her girdles on it gave me an excited rush. The thought of getting caught added...
    gtab gtab 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 25

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    I want to fall in love, I don't want to settle for the first person that I care about, the first person to have feelings for me. If I genuinely love them, then that's that. But if...
    Xeniabolton Xeniabolton 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    Krypteria - Somebody Save Me I still love this band as much as evanescence got to admit lyrics and all. Intense lyrics, and good music always work fine with me "I bare my soul...
    Suxa90 Suxa90 22-25, F Jun 28

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    I've lived in this town for about 9 years now, since right before high school and now I'm 23. In freshman year I met a group of guys I really liked, we have similar interests and I...
    titor5100 titor5100 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    The Phoenix by fall out boy Put on your war paint You are a brick tied to me that's dragging me down Strike a match and I'll burn you to the ground We are the jack-o-lanterns in...
    Marigold101 Marigold101 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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