I loved Red Skelton..Johnny Carson...Bill Cosby....the all-time greats...
Personally I tried Stand Up Comedy...
Kept Sitting Down.........
Last comic standing 🙌 best show ever
So I go to Jerry Seinfeld's stand up show and a guy in the audience shouts, “Are you still master of your domain?”
As soon as they close the door to the aircraft, that's when they begin the safety lecture". I love the safety lecture. This is my favorite part of the airplane ride. I listen very...
When I was your age, I was a year older
This Is True
i like jethro billy connolley frank carson billy pearce bradley walsh norman collier peter kay
nemer nassar check him out
Two words: Bo burnham... Check out 'what'
About this time, someone is telling you to get on the plane. "Get on the plane, get on the plane." I say, "F--k you, I'm getting in the plane! In the plane! Let Evil Knievel get...
Ada, don't talk about reasons why you don't want to talk
About reasons why you don't wanna talk
Now that you got everybody you consider sharp
All alone, all...
I love standing on front of a mirror, slowly taking my clothes off, fantasizing that someone is watching me.
I don't celebrate Christmas for the religious thing, I just really like the Christmas feeling and the atmosphere. I love standing outside in the cold with people and drinking punch...
Thirparappu Waterfalls is an excellent tourist spot in Kanyakumari. This enchanting waterfall is also called as Kumari Kuttalam. Being close to the small village “Kulasekaram...
"I Don't Want To Change You" by Damien Rice
Wherever you are
Well, know that I adore you
No matter how far
Well, I can go before you
And if ever you need someone
Well, not that...
I feel empty. I feel incomplete. I have so much love to give, but no one wanting to receive it. I know what love feels like. I have been deeply in love. Unfortunately she knew how...
All I need..
Kissing you is not what I had planned
And now I'm not so sure just where I stand
I wasn't looking for true love
But now you're looking at me
You're the only one I can...
"Superman (It's Not Easy)" --- Five For Fighting
I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me
I'm more than a bird I'm more than a plane
There was a time when I had to sing a love song. However, the day prior I had a heart-wrenching breakup with my ex. I didn't know if I could go on with the song. But when I got up...
JIM CROCE LYRICS
"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Well the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
For standing by me through thick and thin
For not giving up on me when I didn't win
For your patience when I kept pushing you away
For caring when I said i thought I...
The Pretenders - "I'll Stand By You"
Oh, why you look so sad?
Tears are in your eyes
Come on and come to me now
Don't be ashamed to cry
Let me see you through
'cause I've seen the...
My husband were talking again last night about our lives, our marriage, our wants and our needs. He understands that I love him but I'm just not happy with our life. I have been...
Omg!!! I can't wait. Yes, I'll be one those folks who will be getting up at 3am to stand in line at Macy's : )
ALICE IN CHAINS LYRICS
Time to change has come and gone
Watched your fears become your God
It's your decision
It's your decision
Overwhelmed, you chose to run...
Barns & Nobles! The one where I live is huge. It has 2 floors and 2 escalators. It also has a Starbucks inside :]
You, to me, is as the wind grazed upon the land....
I, to thee, lay boldly before the heavenly sky by dusk til dawn
With my arms, legs and heart vulnerable to exposure
When the home health care nurse came out to the house to assess my dad, one of the first things she said was, “He needs a lift chair. One that will elevate his legs to help...
Hey, My name's **** (Account name is an Alias for obvious reasons) and I fell in love with my cousin when I was 15... or around 15 years old.
Anyway, I'll start from the...
He's 27. I'm 15.
I am the only girl in this school that finds him painfully attractive. At first, it was only finding him attractive. But now... Well... Here's the drill...
Coldplay has changed my life and pretty much saved it. My favourites are Charlie Brown, fix you, the scientist, life in technicolor, Clocks, gravity, lovers in Japan, every tear is...
This one is one of my favorites:
In the beginning there were four great sprits. A wolf, a coyote, a vulture, and an owl.
The wolf was considered the leader. Strong, ambitious...
"Your Guardian Angel"
When I see your smile
Tears roll down my face I can't replace
And now that I'm strong I have figured out
How this world turns cold and it breaks through my...
He was actually the love of my life and the man who I was going to marry. He passed away last year from early onset Parkinson's . We met and fell in love several years ago, before...
In my place
Sky full of stars
Now my feet don't touch the ground
Viva la vida
The hardest part
Halfway down the mountain in my way to look at this magnificent waterfall:)
When it rains it brings on the splendour of waterfalls everywhere be it big or small :).
I've always had a strong desire to be naughty and was addicted to the excitement that came with the idea of getting caught. When I was in high school, I would have fantasies about...