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    Want to improv or write jokes?

    In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games? I have 2 free groups on FB (& Tagged, Yahoo & Google Groups) forming. Comment/message for links & questions. Film group is no budget, indie, independent, guerrilla, skeleton crew level. No experience needed. Seeking...
    supergirl805 supergirl805
    22-25, F
    Feb 10

    PPD- Post Play Depression (no Really- Its Funny)

    Ok, so i was in this musical this summer, Titanic. Now, you would think that because it was so serious of a topic that nothing funny could ever really happen in a respectful way. Well, me either. Just so happens that I ended up being the comic relief. And not all of it on purpose...
    swimnsail swimnsail
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 22, 2009

    Stealing At Work

    ok so quite a long time ago i had a problem of my soda cans coming up missing out of the fridg at work. and every time i would ask how keeps taking my sodas i would never get a response. i left notes on them and the hole 9 yards.  so a few weeks go by of this and i come up with...
    dadatworkalot dadatworkalot
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Nov 21, 2013

    Bush dreams of Osama

    Disclaimer This conversation is (probably) a fictional work. The original junior Bush and the late Osama should not consider this as a conversation between them, unless their full name and passport number is mentioned here.   It was a rainy night. Bush was as fast asleep as a...
    eyes04111981 eyes04111981
    31-35, M
    1 Response May 27, 2011

    Don't Laugh At Your Mother!

         Mom brings the barbecued chicken to the table while Dad finishes cooking his Cajun spiced potatoes.  Brenda and Dennis just arrive from Portland to spend the weekend and my sister and I help bring their luggage in while Dad and Mom finish getting dinner ready. The table...
    Chelebub Chelebub
    51-55, F
    Nov 15, 2013

    Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right Knock,

    knock, knock. I heard at the front door. I saw my friend Steve’s gold colored Monte Carlo parked in the driveway through the peep hole and when I opened it there he was standing there. He greeted my dog Pepper and came in the living room and sat down. “I just had an...
    Chelebub Chelebub
    51-55, F
    May 10, 2014

    Funny Stories

    Funny stories,Love to write,Have a laugh,Tell some jokes,Whatever,It's fun.
    startinover1 startinover1
    46-50
    Oct 29, 2012

    Admissions Open For M.Sc

    My dear universe-wide readers (humans, polar bears, seals and aliens from Pandora),   As you all know, I am from India. Recently, a string of political scams were unearthed in my country. These scams have blown the country away so fiercely that even the tornadoes and the...
    eyes04111981 eyes04111981
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jun 13, 2011

    Dear My Stalker, In response to your

    recent "gift" I am leaving you this note by the trash, which I know you go through regularly. You say that I do not notice you but the truth is I am deliberately ignoring you. When you follow me while I go shopping and try on each article of clothing I tried on . I do not...
    merrygentry merrygentry
    31-35, F
    Feb 16, 2014

    Hilarious!!! Must Read!!!

    I did not write this. Someone sent me it in e-mail and I just HAD to share it. Please comment and tell me what you think!   Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very...
    llama4lifex0x0 llama4lifex0x0
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Sep 17, 2009

    Kings Of Mumbai

    Warning: The scope of this story is strictly local. I am not sure how many readers outside Mumbai will understand the flavor of it. So polar bears, aliens and my international readers, please accept my apologies."Mumbai ka king kaun?”  Manoj Bajpai, better known as Bhikhu...
    eyes04111981 eyes04111981
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Sep 21, 2011

    Heaven And He'll

    Heaven And Hell In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 22, 2013

    FUNNY BITS... So yesterday I went to the Post

    office to send a letter to a friend of mine, and told the man a the counter, whilst pointing at the collection of stamps under the glass, " - I would like to have some of those fancy stamps please, but only if they are self adhesive, the ones that I have to lick the glue off...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE
    31-35
    1 Response Nov 11, 2014

    Strife

    the HE in the story is me....this was indeed an experience.......so hereby I present to you my first try at short stories......I hope you people enjoy.... That night, it was raining hard. At the motel he ordered his meals and sat silently on a table, waiting for his stuff. Two...
    anuragch11 anuragch11
    18-21, M
    Aug 8, 2012

    A Global Waste Of Time

    If you are given three hours to waste, what will you do? Watch a movie? Take a nap? Catch a train and get down at the last station only to board it back again for a return journey?   The last option sounds decent enough to waste a couple of hours. But the one that wins hands...
    eyes04111981 eyes04111981
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2011

    The Perfect Murder

    The perfect murder   My best friend is my mother.  We often sit at the breakfast table drinking our coffee and planning the "perfect" murder, hers.  We would...
    dawnslight dawnslight
    56-60, F
    1 Response Oct 14, 2008

    Zopiii My Cat

    T he only friend in this miserable life Zubi cat My cat loves to eat grilled chicken, and sometimes olive llll my mind of his love to eat and sleep, and reminds me of the character tom is like, even in color and many evil acts Vatzkr when you wake me up grotesque voice even eat...
    riri1000 riri1000
    36-40, F
    Jun 20, 2013

    Not many, though I remember at school a friend

    and I did! Our year 8 teacher used to be in the army, and would at times just have to mention it as he was alot older when he was our teacher. Something had happened at school. There had been an incident in the boys toilets which was adjacent to our classroom. Our teacher...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 22, 2014

    Busting Writer's Block In a Natural, Peaceful Kinda Way! Lol!

    I often use Freewriting, I call it "Slushpile Building" when I'm on the hunt for effective and interesting sales copy or in telling anecdotes from my Life... some of the best stuff is always found in my pile of crushed-up paper in the waste can... it could be just a...
    naturalpeace naturalpeace
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 12, 2008

    Funny Stories

    Funny stories,Love 'em,Read 'em,Write 'em,Gotta laugh,Have some fun,How else,Than writing funny stories?
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Mar 30, 2012

    The Night The Bathroom Door Came Crashing In!

            Mom brings the barbecued chicken to the table while Dad finishes cooking his Cajun spiced potatoes.  Brenda and Dennis just arrive from Portland to spend the weekend and my sister and I help bring their luggage in while Dad and Mom finish getting dinner ready. The...
    Chelebub Chelebub
    51-55, F
    Apr 10, 2013

    Elevated Romance

    “Why don’t you take the staircase? A bit of exercise is good,” my mother-plus-health trainer advised.    “No, I will go by the elevator. Climbing four storeys doesn’t seem to be a good idea,” my lazy mind replied. My mother wanted me to deliver a set of keys to a...
    eyes04111981 eyes04111981
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 23, 2012

    The Love Story Of Ron And Edna

    Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled...
    JFLightLove JFLightLove
    18-21, M
    Aug 8, 2013

    :)

     yeah. usually my funny stories are the one i wrote along time ago that i thought was good, turns out to be total trash. 
    rainbowclouds rainbowclouds
    18-21, F
    Aug 23, 2009

    A Tale Of Three Apples

    Apple is a very lucky fruit. Globally, it is the first English word a child is taught in school. A for apple is the kid’s salute to the widely cultivated fruit. ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ goes a popular saying, obviously not endorsed by any doctor. ‘And if the...
    eyes04111981 eyes04111981
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Oct 18, 2011

    The Monkey Who Thought He Was A Bird.

    Once a upon a time, there was a monkey who thought he was a bird. Everyday he would climb trees and chirp away because that's what he thought a bird was supposed to do. However, each and every time he did this, the other birds would simply fly away from him. Out of frustration...
    Musicas Musicas
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 21, 2013

    Yeah, I'll be writing some story's tomorrow,

    it can be about anything really. So message me or leave in the comments some suggestions for me. I need requests XD!! Thanks everyone
    GingaJustice GingaJustice
    16-17, M
    Sep 1, 2014

    Facebook And Some Laws That Newton Forgot To Mention

    Okay. So now that you have already clicked on the title of this story/blogpost, I want to confess something. This story has nothing to do with Facebook. In the last few months of my (terrible) blogging, I realized that any post about Facebook attracts more readers than posts...
    eyes04111981 eyes04111981
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 8, 2012
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