My penis is so polite that it will stand up so you have a place to sit down.
Grab your coat love. You've pulled!
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
You might need to call a doctor. I'm about to fall. In love!
(Just curious....do women use pick...
"Don't worry if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. "
"If you were a...
Know what's on the menu?
Great legs what time do they open?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I'm ... Batman
Thinking of I should do it or not
Are you a beaver cuz dam .3.
I'm sorry I'm going to need your name and insurance info I was lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head. OMG
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Are you a sharpie? Cause you ultra fine.