I just replaced all my boxer briefs with thongs. I like the way better since I don't have extra fabric riding up constantly. My girl said she absolutely loves how I look now that I...
Grab your coat love. You've pulled!
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
You might need to call a doctor. I'm about to fall. In love!
(Just curious....do women use pick...
"Don't worry if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. "
"If you were a...
Girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Know what's on the menu?
Great legs what time do they open?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I'm ... Batman
Thinking of I should do it or not
Are you a beaver cuz dam .3.
I'm sorry I'm going to need your name and insurance info I was lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head. OMG
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Are you a sharpie? Cause you ultra fine.
You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine writen all over you
did you fart? cause you blew me away
So your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Haha
You remind me of my pinky toe because I gonna bang you on a table
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple xD
Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see
Did you get those pants on sale?
Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off
You from the south? Cause you look like mah cousin.
You must wink right after saying that in a hick accent. Really makes the ladies swoon.
My penis is so polite that it will stand up so you have a place to sit down.
Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad *** up ;)
Are you milk? Cuz I'll spoil you :3
(I'm so lame X3 )
Could you take your shirt off? I'd like to see how angels hide their wings ;3
What's got 102 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk ?
I got lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head I need all your personal information for insurance purposes....!!!! BAHAHAHA. It was priceless
Do you rent or own?
...those wings, you angel!
Sounds like an EP line:
"Is your dad in jail?, because if I was your dad I'd be in jail."
Don't worry my couch pulls out but I don't
"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."
My favorite sex position is the WOW.That's when I flip your MOM over.
Unusual but very real laws around the world:
1. Don’t infringe on the property of elves. In Iceland, modern road developments may not encroach on the traditional homes of...
I just love wearing thongs to work with a short tight skirt and a revealing button up and heels. I feel so sexy and want to be naughty.
I love love love love to wear thongs. They are the greatest thing ever. I always wear them. (except when I'm naked). But I always wear a thong under my clothes no matter what I'm...
Hello my name is Derrick ad I am hear to say that I will do any dare and will share pictures I will do ANYTHING please don't be scared to ask I will do anything you want involving...
As I type this I am currently wearing a red thong leotard. Although it doesn't sound as daring as the pink one, it's much smaller, making it tighter. I also did dome sweaty bum...
When you get a U.S. president complain about an animated tv show. I guess you know you're on the right lines!!
Halloween Pick up Lines...
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt...
“He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.”
The best thing about showing off your thong is that most people feel like they shouldn't be looking at it. Thats why i love shopping for thongs that are super cute or bright...
I always loved when my girlfriend would wear a thong. One week she left with her parents to go on vacation so they left me to watch over her dog and cat. I just fed them and...
A buddy of mine who loves spandex, lycra and other tight clothing sent me a few thongs in the mail. After trying them on and posing in the mirror, they look nice, comfy and pretty...