A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is...
Now I tend to find being alone all the time isn't as fun loving as some folks see it. Now the other night I was sat down at the pub bar, drinking vodka & coke. Now I ain't a beer...
I may have depression, and I may be young, but sometimes gulping down a bottle of vodka doesn't seem like a bad idea, it takes the pain away and that is what I love<3
Love getting drunk and listening to music, Vodka Nd Redbull ah I'm on such a hype right now 😈
i love singing and dancing naked!!!! my fav songs to do that to are Believer From American Authors, and One More Minute from Capital City.
ya that's gonna b going on when i get...
Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say?
A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane
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Chicken pizza and grandma vodka pizza are by far my 2 pizzas of choice.