I Love What Children Say

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    The Lord's Prayer A 6-year-old was overheard

    reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Apr 26, 2015

    MOST of the time....unless they learn bad words

    and/OR are mean to other kids
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Sep 19, 2015

    They Say The Most Honest Things

    There always say the most logical stuff,lol if you ever have a problem you should ask a kid,because they answer whole heartdly and dont think about all the other baggage and hangups that adults do lol:] Need advice ask a kid haha
    18-21, F
    Mar 21, 2012

    A little child was in church

    for the first time and watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster said in a little voice loud enough for everyone to hear: "Don't pay for me, Daddy. I'm under five."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    May 21, 2014

    And do!! My three yr old daughter just came out

    to the living room with a toy teapot and said I pee in it mommy. With pants and panties to her ankles sure enough she did. She said I didn't pee in the floor in a big girl. How do you argue that. lol I have two older boys and they never did anything like that. The things kids do...
    carebear1019 carebear1019
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 19, 2014

    my cousin is 3 and today he was at home

    and my granny was trying to change him into his pjs and he was tantrumed and crying while he was doing and he turned around and said " get off me you grumpy old witch" well. me his mum and my granny were crying our eyes out and suddenly he says Slime you. you naughty old slug...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Feb 28, 2016

    My Son

    He was sent home on Wednesday for having what they dubbed a "rough day". As I've mentioned, he's four and in the special education program at his school. He's very smart, very strong and very stubborn. Apparently he had a substitute and both aides were out and he does...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2009

    If you want the truth,

    ask a child.
    deleted deleted
    Mar 7, 2016

    My 3 Year Old

    Has got tons to say and how he says it is just got to make you laugh at the way his mind works. Like when he goes running into my bathroom and I ask what are you doing he calmly states that he is making poop. Or when he wants to give loves he just brings out the big "...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    5 Responses May 22, 2009

    Some years back, I had a conversation with my

    boy. He was about five at that time and I remember he was eating an ice cream while I related to him a happy event at work. I told him my boss had praised me for my work. He thought for a while. Then in between mouthfuls of chocolate ice cream, he said, 'So he is going to give...
    novembermoon novembermoon
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2014
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