A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water and the other with whiskey...
Wishing for Whiskey
Scars of repulsive angst appear.
In trails turning sour with hatred of oneself.
Eaten alive by scavengers and left to live as a walking cadaver.
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so...
An Irish Joke
Sister Margaret enters O’Flynn’s liquor store and orders a bottle of Irish whiskey.
O’Flynn frowns and asks, “You’re a nun, why would you want a bottle of...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for Men
When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns...
I can remember the good old days,
when you and me used to hide away
where the stars were shining or the sun was blinding our eyes
Yeah you filled up my glass,
with promises that...
Christmas Card from a hooker in Minneapolis
Hey Charlie I'm pregnant and living on the 9th street
Right above a dirty bookstore off Euclid Avenue
And I stopped takin' dope and...
ITS RAINING TACOS!!!!!!! - someone
Insanity - creepypasta
im in love with a killer - jeffery star
rude - MAGIC!
blame it on the pop - nightcore
monster - skillet
Youth and whiskey - black veil brides <3~
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, you pay...
"Something is hurting you- that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so f*cking loud you can't think." -Charles Bukowski <3
Molly Hatchet - Whiskey Man
No better feeling having the house to yourself for a few days where you can do whatever you want. Being nude and drinking some whiskey here i come.
"They used to call me lightning
I was always quick to strike
Had everything I owned
In the saddles on my bike
I had a reputation
For never staying very long
Just like a wild and...
Whiskey in a jar ,Seek & Destroy,Enter Sandman, The Four Horseman ,The Day That Never Comes, Kill Em All . I can listen all day
The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he...
To love and be loved is the one of the greatest things in life. But what if that was the case but you just couldn't be?
I've been dating a guy where for almost a year and have...
"Way Back Into Love"
(feat. Drew Barrymore)
I've been living with a shadow overhead,
I've been sleeping...
Fell in love for the first time 20 yrs ago with a man who thought I was much older than I was. I lied about my age. I really liked him but we only saw each other off and on for a...
He's the answer to all of my problems.
He's the key to the whole in my heart.
I don't care what anyone says.
I love him. I love him with everything I have.
You don't have the...
When I need you - Rod Stewart
When I need you
I just close my eyes and I'm with you
And all that I so want to give you
it's only a heart beat away
When I need love
I hold out my...
"Diary" --- Bread
I found her diary underneath a tree
And started reading about me
The words she'd written took me by surprise
You'd never read them in her eyes
They said, "That...
I am married but I married a guy 10 years older than me. He has lost the will to have sex. He has no turn on anymore. It really did matter because I had children and then went to...
Well, the fact that when I'm surrounded with boys I'm the most quiet and well behaved woman. By the time my mouth is zipped I'm starting to observe them. So guys, please don't get...
Still In LOVE With Your EX ?
Stop drowning your heart in more pain. Your heartless Ex is obviously happier without you now. You don’t need to try over calling and texting him...
Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you.
I need to be loved and appreciated.. We all do..
I need people who DO understand me.. who DON'T let me down. I need them .. but they also need me.
Everyone feels unloved at...