A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water and the other with whiskey...
"Hope You Get Lonely Tonight"
I could go for a tipsy tailgate kiss,
baby taste the moonshinin' off of your lips,
I want to see that want ya smile,
still got me hooked been...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so...
Yep. I'm a light weight. I rarely drink. But when I do, it's Whiskey Sour for the hard line.
I do surprisingly well on it.
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for Men
When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns...
Lee Ann Womack - Last Call Lyrics
I recognized your number,
It's burned into my brain,
Felt my heart beating faster,
Every time it rang.
Some things never change,
BUCKY COVINGTON LYRICS
"I Want My Life Back"
He was warmin' his hands with a hot coffee cup
Pourin' in whiskey as I walked up he never blinked an eye
He just asked for a light...
Well this is how it starts Two lovers in the dark
On the run, from the one That they called Sheriff Spark
Six guns by their side and Bullets around the waist
Two shots to the sky...
Twenty Great Rock Covers as good or better than the originals, in no particular order...
1. Rusted Root - You Can't Always Get What You Want (my favorite cover)
2. Jeff Healey Band...
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees...
Christmas Card from a hooker in Minneapolis
Hey Charlie I'm pregnant and living on the 9th street
Right above a dirty bookstore off Euclid Avenue
And I stopped takin' dope and...
This one's for every drug problem that got stopped in its tracks by a trip to rehab. I'll miss railing pills with you in the park. This one's for every friend who decided not to...
You get your hands in it
Plant your roots in it
Dusty head lights dance with your boots in it
You write her name on it
Spin your tires on it
Build your corn field, whiskey...
LADY ANTEBELLUM LYRICS
"Need You Now"
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore.
And I wonder if I ever...
lament for philip’s tiny tree
philip removed his servile shirt
filled with afternoons in the office and smiles to the boss
and assassinations of his child...
To the next whiskey bar - The Doors 😎✌️
Pink - Dear Mr. President.
Dear Mr. President,
Come take a walk with me.
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me.
I'd like to ask you some questions if...
I'm drinking whiskey like water cause water does nothing for me. Meh I'll drink anything as long as it's not fireball cause that **** is nasty
I'mma do it, do it like I wanna do it
You gon' know me, like you ain't never know me before
I'mma bring it bring it, I'mma give it give it
You gon' love me like you ain't love...
I want more than anything! To fall in love like this. <3 I'd be the happiest girl on the planet if I found a man just like him. He's Sweet, Caring, Protective, Supportive...
Jason Mraz - I'm yours
Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
Now I'm trying to get back...
i dont believe in teenage love :/ ive done it loads of times before been hurt and not truly loved just silly feelings that was just there... i stopped believing in love anymore its...
My grandmother is a great person, I love her as another mother, because I am very important to her and she thinks that I'm perfect just the way I am, but if I'm wrong, she corrects...
Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover
All the harmony went falling out of key, so
Now you gotta find another
Now you're talking crazy...
Gone were the days when I just love doing things all by myself. At 26, I discovered that I wanted to share my life with my better half. How beautiful it is to have a family of...
Hunter Hayes - Everybody's Got Somebody But Me Lyrics
I wish the couple on the corner would just get a room
Seems like everyone around me is on their honey moon
I'd love to...