My pickup lines
Are "hey you know what time it is?"
Or "I like your shape up"
I s.uck at trying to talk to guys. When I see guys, I hope they talk to me. Sometimes I make eye...
Did you just come from KFC, because you look finger licking good!
I didn't say I believe them but they are funny!
I wrote a story not too long ago about my love for Benedict Cumberbatch. I just want to say that I'm over my predicament and just want to impart some words of wisdom to any one who...
You put your heart on the line for that person, You give it to him and tell him it is his to keep or break, exposing all what you are to him. All of your imperfections and...
Even though I am not that of an ASPCA member (let alone an ASPCA zealot which are two completely different groups), I do hate that there are many animals that do not get...
I think it's really in how life and fate was brought up from the start. Born from a poor family, friendless, jobless due to recession, unable to bring up my dreams of charity and...
By: Buffalo Springfield
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
There's somethin' happenin' here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
A tellin' me, I got to beware
I don't understand why you did what you did and blame me for you smashing my heart into a thousand pieces.
You think I was bluffing when I said that I loved you?
This house is warm. Unlike my new one.
There’s my room in this house. Just like in my new one.
There are people waiting for me. Unlike in my new home.
I'm in love 😍
I met him online about 2.5 years ago. We were just good friends and ended up falling in love. I decided to take a leap and go visit him in his state for the...
I am 41 yo, he is 26. Our age difference hasn't been a problem. We met a couple years ago. Our friendship grew over time, as most do. One day, something lit-up between us. Not long...
So I'm writing again and Im on my iPhone so I hope my words aren't changed.
I have gone through a lot even recently and I guess I'm trying to understand more.
Of course the...
For that ccccold day yo
I did not mean to treat you bad
But I did it anyway
And now maybe
Some would say your life was sad
But you lived it anyway
Friends, do you understand me now
Sometimes I feel a little mad
But don't you know that no one alive
Can always be an angel
When things go wrong I seem to be bad
But I'm just a...
I have posted elsewhere on this site - I am married, although there is a lot to be desired in my marriage. Still, I am not really looking for anything at this point. I just...
This photo has little if any artistic value. So why have I posted it?As a reminder to myself to not postpone a moment to a later time.As I turned onto the road to my home I saw a...
Paddy, an Irishman is visiting Australia for the first time staying in a pub on the edge of the outback.
After a couple of days, the barman arranges a mate, Kevin, to take Paddy...
"If You Wanna Be Happy"
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to...
By: Lindsay Lohan
I wasn't looking but I found you
I wasn't ready but you got me anyway
I wasn't looking but I had to
And now it seems like I can never look away
Repent! Will you be ready for Christ's return?
I've heard sinners say many times that you can get to heaven by ways other than asking Christian to forgive you your sins. That is...
I often have really deep and wonderful conversations with EP friends and many times one of us in trying to capture a thought or an idea will put it forth so beautifully that it...
I was gonna say "Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood," but it looks like a billion people already beat me to that joke. Anyways, I prefer Santa Esmeralda's version.
I love everything about school: friends, teachers, the building itself, and learning stuff of course.
I have always loved school. I still remember every school I ever attended...
Singing every song in the book, like a Disney duke box.
Thinking "Once Upon a Dream" ill "Be Prepared" to return to Disneyland and meet my favourite characters "I Won't Say I'm...
An Italian Merry Christmas
I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a
date to my parents' house on Christmas Eve.
I thought it would be interesting for a non-Italian
These past four years I've bought equipment, mostly vintage stuff on eBay. Like the vintage Roland JV-1080 synth rack and the Supernova synth rack from Novation. And I've combined...
“The Paradoxical Commandments
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Hey, My name's **** (Account name is an Alias for obvious reasons) and I fell in love with my cousin when I was 15... or around 15 years old.
Anyway, I'll start from the...
So went out Black Friday shopping. Was waiting in line with my mom and sister in law as they were getting a big TV. They announced that they only had 150. There was more people...
I need another story
Something to get off my chest
My life gets kinda boring
Need something that I can confess
'Til all my sleeves are stained red