I'm sitting at my desk at work and I'm fingering my soaked p*ssy! How I'd love a lady to get between my legs and lick all my juices up. Any volunteers?
Love this lady:) my aunt is an amazing Christian and an amazing cop:) I am so blessed to have her in my life:)
I'm leaning on the lamp
Maybe you think I look a tramp
Or maybe you think I'm 'round to steal a car
But no, I'm not a crook
And if you think that's what I look
I'll tell you why...
The thing I remember first is the snow. It was one of those things that just sticks like glue to your memory. The sidewalks were covered thickly with powdery light snow. It had...
the other day i was exhibiting for work at an exhibition . this old chinese man came up to me and asked to read my hand. he said " you are very strong, frank woman. you have...
She's wonderful, she has everything that I can desire in a lady, she has positive energy and she also has a rare virtue for modern human kind: brain.
She's objectively beautiful...
So apparently I have to write this so heree it gose master James punishments teach me to behave and for that I love them he is fun to seversometimes even when he pushs me to things...
Having said that, Nerja has prevented the excesses of mass tourism which is very little such as higher increase resorts of the western Costa del Sol.“ Beautiful comforting...
Good Morning beautiful lady, just wanted to say.
I hope you have a wonderful day.
Your messages bring a smile to my face.
And your words at times make my heart race.
Life may not...
My creatures are getting Angry!If the personalities of dogs reflect that of their owners then I am certainly not a very well balanced individual. At all!I swear they have mental...
A maid want her salary raise!
Lady boss: can you give me 3 reason why I raise your salary?
1. Maid: I cook better than you!
Lady boss: who told you that?
Maid: your husband...
No Good Deed...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky...
Used to be your baby, used to be your lady
Thought you were the perfect lover
All the harmony went falling out of key, so
Now you gotta find another
Now you're talking crazy...
First Of May - Jonathan Coulton
I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm...
Someone like you-Adele
Part of me-Katy Perry
Not a bad thing-Justin Timberlake
Will you marry me-Jason Derulo
Just the way you are...
four. This is a superb reward for any person who enjoys their car or truck, who sales opportunities a hectic daily life, who cares regarding the environment or for the one who you...
Lady sitting on a loo realises the toilet paper in her cubicle has run out. She hears the lady next door flush - calls out 'Excuse me, theres no paper in here, would you mind...
"Pachelbel's Canon in D"
You might say classical music and me are like water and oil, they don't mix very well.
But on a fall evening sometime ago I reluctantly went to a student...
"Little Me" by Little Mix
She lives in the shadow of a lonely girl
Voice so quiet you don't hear a word,
Always talking but she can't be heard,
You can see...
Spinster's Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes...
Guinnevere- Crosby, Stills, & Nash
Guinnevere had green eyes
Like yours, my lady like yours
She'd walk down through the garden
In the morning after it rained
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
Come and join me!
The dawn had birthed the day so pale
And the far winds blew a'howling
The snow fell soft upon the dale
And the young man felt a calling
He got his father's horse...
There is a lady on the Florida Gulf Coast whom I admire and respect very much. She is intelligent, witty, kind, and insightful; but knows bs when she sees it. She is recently and...
I remember analyzing this poem in a college English course. The professor wanted us to dissect this to death. Traumatizing really... As i find an appreciation for poetry I didn't...
"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they...
I have always loved younger girls and it used to work out pretty well for me now I have been alone for so long that I don't know what to think anymore.
I would love to meet a...
I never met a lady
Quite as pretty as Melody Dean
And when I laid my head
Down on her heart
It beated out your name
And so I had to listen
To her heartbeat
Several hundred times...
"Behind Closed Doors"
My baby makes me proud
Lord, don't she make me proud
She never makes a scene
By hanging all over me in a crowd
'Cause people like to talk
I love lady gaga.
She's my idol<3
She's beautiful & sings amazing.
If u love lady gaga listen to this
Aaron Tippin - Where The Stars And Stripes And Eagle Fly Lyrics
Well if you ask me where I come from
Here's what I tell everyone
I was born by God's dear grace
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If you dont laugh, just move on.
A Farmer sells chickens to lady from the town for cooking, He takes her to the coop and she can hear the rooster obviously having *** with a...
The teenage boy enjoyed going fishing early in the morning at the near-by creek. There was this older lady that liked fishing at the same creek. The boy noticed the lady always...