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I Love Words That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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    "Masticate" and "poobah" are my favorites.

    "Taphephobia" is fun too, even though it doesn't really sound naughty.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 1

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    Im Coming

    since someone in their wisdom phrased the term "coming"as to mean having an ******...i hear this sexual inuendo daily....the words come and came.... crack me up some examples... someone says wheres bill and i say oh hes coming on his bike......or you ask someone ..are...
    jinda jinda 56-60, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2008

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    Gotta Love It....

    How about  Titillating or Cunning Linguist  
    MistressJade MistressJade 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Going To Hell For This

    Who Am I kidding, I was already going, this will just get me good seating.  I love the term Asperger's syndrome because it sounds like *** burger and apparently there's part of me that is still 12 lol  It's a form of Autism and I know someone that has it and I adore her...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2010

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    My Top One Is...

     ...proclivity.   ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2008

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    Can'T Get Enough Of It

    I love love love the word *****! I love the way it sounds as rolls off the tongue. So amazing I use to hate this word, but now I can't get enough of it. Guess its the naughty trying to come out of me!!
    4everlost23 4everlost23 22-25, F Mar 22, 2013

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    Cumquat. . .

    cumquat is an AWESOME word! I often call people "My little cumquat" . . .Never actually had one though. I should try one just to say I have experienced the cumquat. . .
    DeutschBag DeutschBag 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 4, 2008

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    Words

    I love the word; Squelch, and all it's conotations
    Kikuchiyo Kikuchiyo 31-35, M Feb 24, 2008

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    My List:

    ablution, bluing, bivouac, callipygeon, chickpea, dud, ell, folle (french for crazy), gurney, hole, hunker, igneous, jug, kibble, lupus, mores, nuptial, otiose, oodles, phenotype, philanthrope, queen, runt, slurp, tourniquet, umbra, wholly, yoink, Zapata (mustache styling) I...
    Shayndel Shayndel 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Mastication

    I absolutely LOVE to masticate.  I masticated multiple times yesterday, and I've already done it once today!  I plan on masticating some more today...and tomorrow...and the next day... Have YOU masticated today? By the way, I have a very large mastication device.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 9 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    Funny Induendos, Everywhere

    Hahah! This experience reminds me of how me and my friends can find anything to be a sexual induendo, it's so funny, me and another friend are the main culprits, and look at the others to make them laugh, it's funny when you know the teacher knows but can't show that they know...
    DreamerNIreland DreamerNIreland 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 2, 2008

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    You Only Think It`s Bad...

    One word I like that sounds dirty but isn`t, is... Penlid. It depends on how seductively you say it... >:1 (or maybe i just have weird friends...)
    Cinderelly Cinderelly 36-40, F 14 Responses Feb 24, 2008

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    Just Off the Top of My Head...

    Pianist, phantasm, Volvo, sussuration, twitterpated, moist, ********* (in the sense of "forceful speech," as seen in completely innocent contexts such as Anne of Green Gables), magna *** laude, farandolae, probiscis, and suction. (Insert "Beavis and Butthead"...
    foundpoetry foundpoetry 22-25, F May 2, 2008

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    Try This One On For Size Baby

    RECONNOITER it sounds like you're licking your own stuff "I came in the living room and found him reconnoitering."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 2, 2009

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    Hands Off of My Satchel You Cretan!!

    I just love the way it sounds in any sentence. mary stroked ****'s satchel with a tenderness reserved for lovers.. SEE!!!
    purepotential purepotential 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 23, 2008

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    Fartlek

    Running a short distance faster than usual for purposes of cross country training.  The word is Scandanavian in origin, but is part of the American runners lingo.  I often find that it raises a smile or giggle to speak of doing fartleks - especially with a partner. ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    I'm twenty years old and living at home with my parents and younger sister (18). I'm in community college and heading out of state next year. Now, here's a simple statement: I don...
    Shygal3029876 Shygal3029876 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    Well, not the ACTUAL sound, mind you, as I don't have that powerfully deep/rich/mellifluous type of voice that I enjoy listening to. I'm referring instead to my writing voice...
    DearlyBesotted DearlyBesotted 41-45, M a week ago

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    I am addicted to it. I crave it. I've never heard a voice that did so many things for me. It's sexy and smooth, and his laugh is attractive and genuine. It really gets me... But...
    amyj65 amyj65 46-50, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I CAN speak it. But I'm hardly fluent. It's just random words and vocabulary I don't know.
    rosaf rosaf 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8

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    Ugh... It's called birth control... you can get on health plans that will pay for it for you! This makes me incredibly mad... I went to school with two girls. One was just dumb...
    Harlequingal93 Harlequingal93 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This is so annoying. Its the third time I missed a class at 8am just because I woke up at 10... I am really pissed off by my way of waking up late. And I don't even hear alarm as...
    valiant22 valiant22 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    ...still in love with the man i can't have ...distance can't separate me from continue loving him and i miss him so much...
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    I'm fourteen years old, going on fifteen in approximately two months. I do not know what religion I classify myself as being apart of. I grew up with my family being Christian, but...
    losingNemo losingNemo 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 28

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    How do you answer a question that has no answer? A question like 'how do you know?' Some people answer with a question, 'how do you know what?' And that's how you know they don't...
    welchbw welchbw 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Merry Christmas Everyone ❤️ Be Safe and For those who aren't with family this holiday season, I wish you nothing but the very best!
    SincerelyLorissa SincerelyLorissa 16-17, F 38 mins ago

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    In the blink of an Eye In the blink of an eye, life's over. There are no second chances given to anyone in that final calling. No one asks if were ready to go or not. We don't...
    secretme1970 secretme1970 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 15

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    TODAY WAS THE DAY! As some of you may know, today was the day my teacher crush texted me to meet him in his classroom after school. Alone. He also told me not to make him wait any...
    Hfms99 Hfms99 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 5

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    THIS IS A MUST READ OMG TODAY WAS THE DAY! As some of you may know, today was the day my teacher crush texted me to meet him in his classroom after school. Alone. He also told me...
    Hfms99 Hfms99 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 5

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    "The words aren't the fragile thing here; you are. And because you're frail, and weak, and hopeless, I'm choosing my actions carefully. I'm the one who's busting my butt to keep...
    Audrina14 Audrina14 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 6

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    An Italian Merry Christmas I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my parents' house on Christmas Eve. I thought it would be interesting for a non-Italian girl to...
    orgasmic27 orgasmic27 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 2

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    (This post was made first for hate on the band Attila) Why does every metal band have to be involved with satan to some of you people Like with the whole conspiracy thing aren't...
    MakeshiftDeity MakeshiftDeity 13-15, F Dec 2

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    2 years had gone by since the last time Laina went out with a guy.. She referred it to as 'taking a break'. But now, she was ready for anything that came by. She met him from a...
    xxblasianxx xxblasianxx 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    The experience of nature is very hard to put into words. Indeed, putting it into words is to turn it into a cerebral experience, like it has something to do with conscious thought...
    Uncleleo Uncleleo 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    The “experience” of nature is very hard to put into words. Indeed, putting it into words is to turn it into a cerebral experience, like it has something to do with conscious...
    Uncleleo Uncleleo 56-60, M 6 days ago

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    Derby Day today, which means a trip into the dirty, stinking undergrowth of the Geordie wastelands, aka Newcastle. Kick off is 12hrs away, at the time of writing and I'm bricking...
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    On your side of the bed, there's a picture of our wedding day A clock that don't work and the bible that your daddy gave It's on the window side, where the moon creeps in at night...
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 11

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    So I'm writing again and Im on my iPhone so I hope my words aren't changed. I have gone through a lot even recently and I guess I'm trying to understand more. Of course the...
    cutie7710 cutie7710 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    Litre Bird .... Lisa Hanniganhttp://youtu.be/GRdj8MRj9JsYour heart sings like a kettleAnd your words, they boil away like steam.And a lie burns long while the truth bites quick,A...
    NOTyeronlyman NOTyeronlyman 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 25

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                                                  The below...
    MasqueradingAs MasqueradingAs 26-30, M Nov 26

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    I don't know just where I'm going But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can 'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man When I put a spike into my vein And I'll tell ya, things aren't...
    sturmgewher44 sturmgewher44 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    Y'know, it's interesting how a different string of words may strike you ... well, differently ... at different times. I definitely enjoy interacting with intelligent people, as I...
    MisterSerious MisterSerious 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    Being in a relationship to me is the most happiest I can find myself, it enables me to be me and treat my girlfriend the way she should be treated, like a princess and one day my...
    PoeticMute PoeticMute 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    I love him because he's always here for me . I love him for being him. He's always shown me the right path to walk on. I just hope I am good enough for him. Prolly am not but that...
    Sk13k Sk13k 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 11

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    What do you do when it all starts to fall apart? I've stood by my man's side for 3 years. Three years of tears, longing, distance, visits that aren't long enough, and all that jazz...
    StayVenta StayVenta 18-21, F Dec 13

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    It wasn't the sky that I cried to, but the ground. And yet the tears, once shed, made not a sound. Nobody will come to help her life And soon I fear she will use the knife To...
    SomeGuy322 SomeGuy322 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    There is no amount of words that could express on how much i love my family but i wish we wasn't divided. I miss them so much it hurts my heart, i miss my nieces (one whom i never...
    mizzdimples mizzdimples 26-30, F 3 hrs ago