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I Love Words That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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    Hands Off of My Satchel You Cretan!!

    I just love the way it sounds in any sentence. mary stroked ****'s satchel with a tenderness reserved for lovers.. SEE!!!
    purepotential purepotential 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 23, 2008

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    My Top One Is...

     ...proclivity.   ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2008

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    Just Off the Top of My Head...

    Pianist, phantasm, Volvo, sussuration, twitterpated, moist, ********* (in the sense of "forceful speech," as seen in completely innocent contexts such as Anne of Green Gables), magna *** laude, farandolae, probiscis, and suction. (Insert "Beavis and Butthead"...
    foundpoetry foundpoetry 22-25, F May 2, 2008

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    Cumquat. . .

    cumquat is an AWESOME word! I often call people "My little cumquat" . . .Never actually had one though. I should try one just to say I have experienced the cumquat. . .
    DeutschBag DeutschBag 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 4, 2008

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    Going To Hell For This

    Who Am I kidding, I was already going, this will just get me good seating.  I love the term Asperger's syndrome because it sounds like *** burger and apparently there's part of me that is still 12 lol  It's a form of Autism and I know someone that has it and I adore her...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2010

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    Funny Induendos, Everywhere

    Hahah! This experience reminds me of how me and my friends can find anything to be a sexual induendo, it's so funny, me and another friend are the main culprits, and look at the others to make them laugh, it's funny when you know the teacher knows but can't show that they know...
    DreamerNIreland DreamerNIreland 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 2, 2008

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    Im Coming

    since someone in their wisdom phrased the term "coming"as to mean having an ******...i hear this sexual inuendo daily....the words come and came.... crack me up some examples... someone says wheres bill and i say oh hes coming on his bike......or you ask someone ..are...
    jinda jinda 56-60, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2008

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    Try This One On For Size Baby

    RECONNOITER it sounds like you're licking your own stuff "I came in the living room and found him reconnoitering."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 2, 2009

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    Fartlek

    Running a short distance faster than usual for purposes of cross country training.  The word is Scandanavian in origin, but is part of the American runners lingo.  I often find that it raises a smile or giggle to speak of doing fartleks - especially with a partner. ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    My List:

    ablution, bluing, bivouac, callipygeon, chickpea, dud, ell, folle (french for crazy), gurney, hole, hunker, igneous, jug, kibble, lupus, mores, nuptial, otiose, oodles, phenotype, philanthrope, queen, runt, slurp, tourniquet, umbra, wholly, yoink, Zapata (mustache styling) I...
    Shayndel Shayndel 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Can'T Get Enough Of It

    I love love love the word *****! I love the way it sounds as rolls off the tongue. So amazing I use to hate this word, but now I can't get enough of it. Guess its the naughty trying to come out of me!!
    4everlost23 4everlost23 22-25, F Mar 22, 2013

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    You Only Think It`s Bad...

    One word I like that sounds dirty but isn`t, is... Penlid. It depends on how seductively you say it... >:1 (or maybe i just have weird friends...)
    Cinderelly Cinderelly 36-40, F 14 Responses Feb 24, 2008

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    Gotta Love It....

    How about  Titillating or Cunning Linguist  
    MistressJade MistressJade 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Words

    I love the word; Squelch, and all it's conotations
    Kikuchiyo Kikuchiyo 31-35, M Feb 24, 2008

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    Mastication

    I absolutely LOVE to masticate.  I masticated multiple times yesterday, and I've already done it once today!  I plan on masticating some more today...and tomorrow...and the next day... Have YOU masticated today? By the way, I have a very large mastication device.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 9 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I dated with nearly 10 guys but haven't found my lover. My dating stopped after one or second meeting because sometimes both sides were not interested in each others or sometime...
    katnguyen katnguyen 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    I don't know why, but I absolutely love the word cashmere. When I'm stressed out, sometimes I'll just say "cashmere", focus on the sounds rolling over my tongue, and it'll calm me...
    Pandemonem Pandemonem 13-15, T 13 hrs ago

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    I don't know why but dirty talking just turns me on Soo much
    zholland55 zholland55 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    First off, I understand that girls have a lot of stress and drama about fitting in and being skinny and pretty. But guys have it hard to. I have seen some of my guy friends get...
    ToBeAnOtaku101 ToBeAnOtaku101 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    The Woman in the Glass When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you queen for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself, And see what THAT...
    Barelycoping325 Barelycoping325 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    Alright so...since you all know I like girls. And yes done it with a chick. Only one and first chick ever. We all know College experiences in college. One time and you move on...
    peacejenni peacejenni 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    I hope you fall in love with someone who always calls you back and never lets you fall asleep making you feel unwanted. I hope you fall in love with someone who holds your hand...
    Tonia248 Tonia248 51-55, F 3 Responses Aug 16

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    I have been in and out of love with my best friend since freshman year of high school. We think the same, share the same views, our lives are headed in the same direction and I don...
    sarahgirl94 sarahgirl94 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 1

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    Had to give up those my lover abandoned when we parted to go get checked by docs and myself. Worst day in years.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Aug 10

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    - It's Only Getting Worse ., I Constantly Think Of Him , Talk To Him , & Stare At Him . I Have To Stop . I NEED To Stop . I Don't Kno How To Stop . Esp. w/o Cutting Him Off...
    BeeHunty BeeHunty 18-21, F Aug 13

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    I thought I had the perfect marriage - like a fairy tale. Out of the blue, my "wonderful" husband of 16 years told me he was out of love and leaving me. I am severely depressed...
    Boccia Boccia 46-50, F Aug 21

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    I was driving around again and passed by a pet shop. I've been there before and I know they have the occasional adoption fairs. Saw this cute little guy on his hind legs. Wish I...
    whassupoldlady whassupoldlady 16-17, F Aug 10

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    I really don't know exactly what I am doing wrong. For years I have been fumbling with the issue of personal relationships. What happened recently is a pretty classic example. A...
    jmills2 jmills2 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    Not having to wake up early and having a lie in is bliss! I love the fact that the roads aren't busy or crazy too on a Sunday so you can have a nice quiet drive with no road rage...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    Women Survey on Size .......... Woman's response to ... 2 inches - I can't even hold it. 3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied 4 inches- I have had bigger than it 5...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 6

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    obviously I'not going to do it all at once... here's a few...       first 5..... these are songs i used to love (and secretly still do, but don't admit it...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 11

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    I am married on 15 feb. But now. Thr is an another girl in my husband'a life. He promised me that he'll leave her but still in contact with her. He even don't allow me to leave or...
    NehaChahal NehaChahal 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 18

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    This are different types of bullying. I was bullied by other kids before I even started school. Mostly after I started school. I never knew why. I assumed they just "saw" something...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 2 Responses Aug 2

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    Yep I AM .. Specially the older ones .. But I just want them for them not the money... Plus a lot of the white men aren't so rude .. I feel relaxed around and white .. Most black...
    rosey20 rosey20 18-21, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    So basically I was instantly attracted to this guy the first time I laid eyes on him. He wasn't hot or anything but he was cute to me and just something about him had me hooked...
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    I’ve been trying to figure out how to write this for a month now. Every time I start, I always get off track or start to sound a little depressing. Although I suppose that’s...
    jphegan jphegan 18-21, M Aug 15

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    Let me start this off by saying people are so incredibly NUMB to everything they say now. I have been treated like absolute trash my entire life. My other story expands on certain...
    AylaOatmeal AylaOatmeal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 9

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    She knows that I I'm never ever gonna run away So close your eyes Cause words only get in the way Maybe you wanna love me Maybe you wanna leave Maybe you wanna run to him Or stay...
    Angelofthesilencess Angelofthesilencess 31-35, F Aug 8

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    AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT THINKS HOUSE MUSIC IS ****?? Here in the UK pretty much everyone under the age of 30 has been taken in by the ever growing house music scene. I've...
    bananaman1uk bananaman1uk 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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    I can't stand people who say that Dubstep, Trap, Electro etc..(i don't very much care for the term "EDM"), isn't music just because there are no traditional instruments or vocals...
    dodongo55 dodongo55 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 7

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    I am under the impression that all men are the same or at least most of them are..They say and do things that **** you off to the point that you want to literally slap them for...
    prettyface1 prettyface1 46-50, F 4 Responses Aug 2

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    Answering Machine Messages Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. (From a machine at...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    My mother never loved me. To most outsiders, they would think she was perfect. I mean, she had four children, my youngest sister being adopted, my older brother going to Oxford...
    FullyReloaded FullyReloaded 13-15, F Aug 19

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    For two years (2011 to 2013), they were my all-time favorite band. They were ultimately dethroned by Good Riddance (which is currently my favorite band). The Offspring are still...
    Boulier Boulier 16-17, F Aug 1

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    Go below for a Spanish language list with pics of your ten most beautiful Women of all ages in opera.  This really is in lieu of my yearly sexiest record.  Apolo...Rather, we...
    Darrickexp Darrickexp 31-35, M Aug 19

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    o The needed clothing for being worn when going to a local island, in the minimal can be a t-shirt with quick sleeves; and for Girls, knee size shorts, and for guys, shortsThe...
    Dirkhxm2260 Dirkhxm2260 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    Dr Wong has long been a big contributor of his talent and know-how to his individuals plus the orthodontic Local communityYour Inman Aligner tends that will make pick out tooth...
    Meljbr26d Meljbr26d 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    GDTs develop an efficient small circuit when triggered, to make sure that if any electrical Strength (spike, sign, or electric power) is current, the GDT will small this. As soon...
    Yolandajn652 Yolandajn652 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Amethyst You are only a whisper away But I can’t touch your heart If the words aren’t enough to bet your soul I’ll give you the moon You are always shining sun or rain Like...
    tastyfrzz tastyfrzz 46-50 Aug 6