I Love Words That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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    Try This One On For Size Baby

    RECONNOITER it sounds like you're licking your own stuff "I came in the living room and found him reconnoitering."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 2, 2009

    Words

    I love the word; Squelch, and all it's conotations
    Kikuchiyo Kikuchiyo
    31-35, M
    Feb 24, 2008

    Can'T Get Enough Of It

    I love love love the word *****! I love the way it sounds as rolls off the tongue. So amazing I use to hate this word, but now I can't get enough of it. Guess its the naughty trying to come out of me!!
    4everlost23 4everlost23
    22-25, F
    Mar 22, 2013

    Gotta Love It....

    How about  Titillating or Cunning Linguist  
    MistressJade MistressJade
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Jul 30, 2008

    Fartlek

    Running a short distance faster than usual for purposes of cross country training.  The word is Scandanavian in origin, but is part of the American runners lingo.  I often find that it raises a smile or giggle to speak of doing fartleks - especially with a partner. ...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 21, 2009

    My Top One Is...

     ...proclivity.   ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 3, 2008

    "Masticate" and "poobah" are my favorites.

    "Taphephobia" is fun too, even though it doesn't really sound naughty.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 1, 2014

    You Only Think It`s Bad...

    One word I like that sounds dirty but isn`t, is... Penlid. It depends on how seductively you say it... >:1 (or maybe i just have weird friends...)
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    14 Responses Feb 24, 2008

    Mastication

    I absolutely LOVE to masticate.  I masticated multiple times yesterday, and I've already done it once today!  I plan on masticating some more today...and tomorrow...and the next day... Have YOU masticated today? By the way, I have a very large mastication device.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    9 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    Funny Induendos, Everywhere

    Hahah! This experience reminds me of how me and my friends can find anything to be a sexual induendo, it's so funny, me and another friend are the main culprits, and look at the others to make them laugh, it's funny when you know the teacher knows but can't show that they know...
    DreamerNIreland DreamerNIreland
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Mar 2, 2008

    Im Coming

    since someone in their wisdom phrased the term "coming"as to mean having an ******...i hear this sexual inuendo daily....the words come and came.... crack me up some examples... someone says wheres bill and i say oh hes coming on his bike......or you ask someone ..are...
    jinda jinda
    56-60, F
    1 Response Nov 2, 2008

    My List:

    ablution, bluing, bivouac, callipygeon, chickpea, dud, ell, folle (french for crazy), gurney, hole, hunker, igneous, jug, kibble, lupus, mores, nuptial, otiose, oodles, phenotype, philanthrope, queen, runt, slurp, tourniquet, umbra, wholly, yoink, Zapata (mustache styling) I...
    Shayndel Shayndel
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jul 30, 2008

    Cumquat. . .

    cumquat is an AWESOME word! I often call people "My little cumquat" . . .Never actually had one though. I should try one just to say I have experienced the cumquat. . .
    DeutschBag DeutschBag
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Dec 4, 2008

    Just Off the Top of My Head...

    Pianist, phantasm, Volvo, sussuration, twitterpated, moist, ********* (in the sense of "forceful speech," as seen in completely innocent contexts such as Anne of Green Gables), magna *** laude, farandolae, probiscis, and suction. (Insert "Beavis and Butthead"...
    foundpoetry foundpoetry
    22-25, F
    May 2, 2008

    Going To Hell For This

    Who Am I kidding, I was already going, this will just get me good seating.  I love the term Asperger's syndrome because it sounds like *** burger and apparently there's part of me that is still 12 lol  It's a form of Autism and I know someone that has it and I adore her...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jan 12, 2010
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