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I Love Words That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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    Cumquat. . .

    cumquat is an AWESOME word! I often call people "My little cumquat" . . .Never actually had one though. I should try one just to say I have experienced the cumquat. . .
    DeutschBag DeutschBag 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 4, 2008

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    My Top One Is...

     ...proclivity.   ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2008

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    Just Off the Top of My Head...

    Pianist, phantasm, Volvo, sussuration, twitterpated, moist, ********* (in the sense of "forceful speech," as seen in completely innocent contexts such as Anne of Green Gables), magna *** laude, farandolae, probiscis, and suction. (Insert "Beavis and Butthead"...
    foundpoetry foundpoetry 22-25, F May 2, 2008

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    You Only Think It`s Bad...

    One word I like that sounds dirty but isn`t, is... Penlid. It depends on how seductively you say it... >:1 (or maybe i just have weird friends...)
    Cinderelly Cinderelly 36-40, F 14 Responses Feb 24, 2008

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    Going To Hell For This

    Who Am I kidding, I was already going, this will just get me good seating.  I love the term Asperger's syndrome because it sounds like *** burger and apparently there's part of me that is still 12 lol  It's a form of Autism and I know someone that has it and I adore her...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2010

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    My List:

    ablution, bluing, bivouac, callipygeon, chickpea, dud, ell, folle (french for crazy), gurney, hole, hunker, igneous, jug, kibble, lupus, mores, nuptial, otiose, oodles, phenotype, philanthrope, queen, runt, slurp, tourniquet, umbra, wholly, yoink, Zapata (mustache styling) I...
    Shayndel Shayndel 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Can'T Get Enough Of It

    I love love love the word *****! I love the way it sounds as rolls off the tongue. So amazing I use to hate this word, but now I can't get enough of it. Guess its the naughty trying to come out of me!!
    4everlost23 4everlost23 22-25, F Mar 22, 2013

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    Fartlek

    Running a short distance faster than usual for purposes of cross country training.  The word is Scandanavian in origin, but is part of the American runners lingo.  I often find that it raises a smile or giggle to speak of doing fartleks - especially with a partner. ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    Mastication

    I absolutely LOVE to masticate.  I masticated multiple times yesterday, and I've already done it once today!  I plan on masticating some more today...and tomorrow...and the next day... Have YOU masticated today? By the way, I have a very large mastication device.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 9 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    Gotta Love It....

    How about  Titillating or Cunning Linguist  
    MistressJade MistressJade 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Words

    I love the word; Squelch, and all it's conotations
    Kikuchiyo Kikuchiyo 31-35, M Feb 24, 2008

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    "Masticate" and "poobah" are my favorites.

    "Taphephobia" is fun too, even though it doesn't really sound naughty.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 1

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    Funny Induendos, Everywhere

    Hahah! This experience reminds me of how me and my friends can find anything to be a sexual induendo, it's so funny, me and another friend are the main culprits, and look at the others to make them laugh, it's funny when you know the teacher knows but can't show that they know...
    DreamerNIreland DreamerNIreland 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 2, 2008

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    Im Coming

    since someone in their wisdom phrased the term "coming"as to mean having an ******...i hear this sexual inuendo daily....the words come and came.... crack me up some examples... someone says wheres bill and i say oh hes coming on his bike......or you ask someone ..are...
    jinda jinda 56-60, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2008

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    Try This One On For Size Baby

    RECONNOITER it sounds like you're licking your own stuff "I came in the living room and found him reconnoitering."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 2, 2009

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    Hands Off of My Satchel You Cretan!!

    I just love the way it sounds in any sentence. mary stroked ****'s satchel with a tenderness reserved for lovers.. SEE!!!
    purepotential purepotential 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 23, 2008

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