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I Love Words That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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    Funny Induendos, Everywhere

    Hahah! This experience reminds me of how me and my friends can find anything to be a sexual induendo, it's so funny, me and another friend are the main culprits, and look at the others to make them laugh, it's funny when you know the teacher knows but can't show that they know...
    DreamerNIreland DreamerNIreland 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 2, 2008

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    Words

    I love the word; Squelch, and all it's conotations
    Kikuchiyo Kikuchiyo 31-35, M Feb 24, 2008

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    Gotta Love It....

    How about  Titillating or Cunning Linguist  
    MistressJade MistressJade 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Cumquat. . .

    cumquat is an AWESOME word! I often call people "My little cumquat" . . .Never actually had one though. I should try one just to say I have experienced the cumquat. . .
    DeutschBag DeutschBag 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 4, 2008

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    Can'T Get Enough Of It

    I love love love the word *****! I love the way it sounds as rolls off the tongue. So amazing I use to hate this word, but now I can't get enough of it. Guess its the naughty trying to come out of me!!
    4everlost23 4everlost23 22-25, F Mar 22, 2013

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    "Masticate" and "poobah" are my favorites.

    "Taphephobia" is fun too, even though it doesn't really sound naughty.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 1, 2014

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    You Only Think It`s Bad...

    One word I like that sounds dirty but isn`t, is... Penlid. It depends on how seductively you say it... >:1 (or maybe i just have weird friends...)
    Cinderelly Cinderelly 36-40, F 14 Responses Feb 24, 2008

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    Try This One On For Size Baby

    RECONNOITER it sounds like you're licking your own stuff "I came in the living room and found him reconnoitering."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 2, 2009

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    My List:

    ablution, bluing, bivouac, callipygeon, chickpea, dud, ell, folle (french for crazy), gurney, hole, hunker, igneous, jug, kibble, lupus, mores, nuptial, otiose, oodles, phenotype, philanthrope, queen, runt, slurp, tourniquet, umbra, wholly, yoink, Zapata (mustache styling) I...
    Shayndel Shayndel 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 30, 2008

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    Fartlek

    Running a short distance faster than usual for purposes of cross country training.  The word is Scandanavian in origin, but is part of the American runners lingo.  I often find that it raises a smile or giggle to speak of doing fartleks - especially with a partner. ...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    Going To Hell For This

    Who Am I kidding, I was already going, this will just get me good seating.  I love the term Asperger's syndrome because it sounds like *** burger and apparently there's part of me that is still 12 lol  It's a form of Autism and I know someone that has it and I adore her...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 12, 2010

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    Mastication

    I absolutely LOVE to masticate.  I masticated multiple times yesterday, and I've already done it once today!  I plan on masticating some more today...and tomorrow...and the next day... Have YOU masticated today? By the way, I have a very large mastication device.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 9 Responses Nov 19, 2008

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    Hands Off of My Satchel You Cretan!!

    I just love the way it sounds in any sentence. mary stroked ****'s satchel with a tenderness reserved for lovers.. SEE!!!
    purepotential purepotential 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 23, 2008

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    Just Off the Top of My Head...

    Pianist, phantasm, Volvo, sussuration, twitterpated, moist, ********* (in the sense of "forceful speech," as seen in completely innocent contexts such as Anne of Green Gables), magna *** laude, farandolae, probiscis, and suction. (Insert "Beavis and Butthead"...
    foundpoetry foundpoetry 22-25, F May 2, 2008

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    My Top One Is...

     ...proclivity.   ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2008

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    Im Coming

    since someone in their wisdom phrased the term "coming"as to mean having an ******...i hear this sexual inuendo daily....the words come and came.... crack me up some examples... someone says wheres bill and i say oh hes coming on his bike......or you ask someone ..are...
    jinda jinda 56-60, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    Reading through this website helped me so much with my recent situation, that I felt the need to contribute somehow and hope it helps others in return. A little background about...
    guywithnoname guywithnoname 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    What you do, always comes with a consequence. Good or bad. ------------------------------- So here's a 100% true story, that is currently going on in my life. I won't say names...
    HannahMarieX HannahMarieX 18-21 Jan 13

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    Love is a big word, and a strong feeling, it's been living and spreading since the beginning of time... but there is so many different ways to love that sometimes, the way it is...
    ocecas ocecas 41-45, F Jan 16

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    right about now.. me and "nobody cuz i am single" are sitting on the beach back to back supporting each other as we sit.. we just finished eating.. little toasty from the wine...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    various words, so simple but yet so complicated. Love can be written with them, as well as history. Amorous feeling expressed, amazing acquaintances and relationship can be brought...
    ocecas ocecas 41-45, F Jan 16

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    I love it so much. Sometimes it has come when I've been feeling sad, and I really feel like it emotionally helps me in some way. I feel so 'cleansed'. I close my eyes and just...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 Jan 20

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    Years ago I met this beautiful girl, who became a close friend of mine. We spent time together on a regular basis, I'd even watch as she would get flirtatious with other men and I...
    steampunkBeverage steampunkBeverage 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 20

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    Trying to explain to him how it felt was like trying to move a mountain. I tried talking while he pushed me up against the wall and kissed my neck. "It feels like I'm drowning," I...
    thatrosegirl thatrosegirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    I am not saying that I am a great mom or the best in the world but am trying to be. Being a single parent is really hard.My daughter's birthday was last week. She had 2...
    4BlackForest 4BlackForest 36-40, F 6 Responses Jan 11

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    I joined the same company about a year after she did. She was just out of college..and intern. She was probably 21 then, I was 45. One day, about 3 months before she announced...
    wantadoover wantadoover 56-60, M Jan 21

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    I focus many of my stories towards the upper part of the female body.I truly enjoy all of the female body and take my time to enjoy many parts of it during intimate moments. I love...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M Jan 13

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    My gf doesn't iick my but....hole. I need help please
    msc3891 msc3891 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    Now it's your turn, tell me why ? What do you say ? Write a reply.
    knightedone1 knightedone1 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 17

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    At least I have a pretty good understanding of it. From what I have seen, there are 4 forms of connecting with people. The first one is what I call acquaintance. This means that...
    Supercat8835 Supercat8835 13-15, M Jan 6

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    Hi there, I love big girls, I'm a big guy myself. I don't call myself a gainer or anything like that. But I do not mind my weight at all, do I want to become immobile or anything...
    Kewlazdude Kewlazdude 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    And it is so hard to find someone to date in the city I'm in .It's hard to spot other women who might be interested plus it seems everyone wants a fem. The stereotype that studs...
    twalkermyconfession twalkermyconfession 36-40, F Jan 5

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    It's not that I don't love my wife and son. I can't imagine my life without them. I still feel very confined, however, by the social and legal pressures that come with having a...
    onlymortal onlymortal 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    I'm so sad that my marriage has turned into a lonely void. This is not my first rodeo. I'm 68 and married my husband 10 years ago after the breakup of my 28 year marriage. The...
    Sosad2015 Sosad2015 66-70, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I have always loved to be tickled. The chills up my spine, on my scalp... I'm 48 yo and I've always requested each and every boyfriend too tickle me, then my husband (now ex...
    loobluw loobluw 46-50, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Life of a enormous pear While most women who wear a 34H bra aren't considered pear shaped my enormous butt and wide hips make me feel like a waddling pear. My hips stick out three...
    UnhealthySSBBW UnhealthySSBBW 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    I looked through your photographs today and sighed in disbelief. The self portraits pressed out from the screen and latched onto my heart, jumping off my ribcage back and forth...
    amillionpeople amillionpeople 22-25 3 Responses Jan 14

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    Uncle Adam There are a lot of alcoholics in my family, including my father, now sober. But the first in our family to be recognised for this disease was my uncle, Adam. He was...
    PersonalGenesis PersonalGenesis 22-25, F Jan 7

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    Timeline part 2. All of my metaphysical training and all my observations of the human experience, around the world and in my own life, tell me that there are no coincidences. There...
    bcvegas4u2 bcvegas4u2 66-70, M Jan 21

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    I use to use other people's words to describe myself, my feelings, and my perception of the world. But since agreeing to trust myself completely, I have had to eliminate that habit...
    Elsahen Elsahen 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    I remember reading somewhere that it is not the love that hurts, what hurts is the rejection, the heartbreak, the pain of not being loved. The feeling that is left in our hearts...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Jan 10

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    I do believe in it s well, hardly, yet I have taken my distance from this and emotions. I have my notorious reputation for stepping from one awful relationship to another. . Not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 14

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    This motorcycle trip might now be described as a coming-of-age, last-fling-of-youth story or some such thing, but I just saw it as another adventure with a good buddy. I was, and...
    SammySamps SammySamps 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Every year for the past ten years since I was 16, I have been wishing for love every Christmas. And I haven't gotten it yet. I know that sounds corny and pathetic but it's also...
    awaywego4 awaywego4 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 2

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    I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! HE'S THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WORDS AREN'T ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE MY EVERLASTING LOVE FOR HIM. :) Nawww, I'm kidding. I don't even have a...
    queenettejeanette queenettejeanette 13-15, F 6 Responses Jan 2

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    I love watching movies at the theater with the big screen and the big sound. Some movies aren't the same on tv as they are on the big screen. Movies like Dantes Peak, Pearl Harbor...
    roastedacorn roastedacorn 51-55, M Jan 5

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    there really aren't any words to express how intense of a feeling it is to fall in love and allow yourself to be so vulnerable that another person can literally make you or break...
    xyourxonlyxstarx xyourxonlyxstarx 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 7