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I Love Yoda

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    Love Him, Love Him, Love Him

    he's a mean, green fighting machine!
    charlie248 charlie248 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 4, 2011

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    I Say, What Can, Man of My Taste, He Is.

    Oh, love at first sight, it was. As soon as I saw this little man on the silver screen, totally hooked, was I. Yes, bit odd, my taste is, it, I admit it.  Yes, hmmm. I, where was, hmm? Thinking about him, I get so easily distracted whenever I am. Me totally insane oh those...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 7 Responses May 16, 2008

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    Teach me the ways of force.

    .. and how to deal with being short and green (just kidding I am not green or short - unless you are color challenged and 7 ft tall)
    Newconvo1 Newconvo1 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 24

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    Try Not.

    Do or do not. There is no try.
    amelia89 amelia89 22-25 Jul 4, 2011

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    Like Yoda, I Talk

    I firmly believe that embarrassing your children in public is every parent’s God-given right and obligation, especially if they happen to be teenagers, and I can confidently say that I have always put in at least my share of effort in this regard. When my two were in their...
    OverWritten OverWritten 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 7, 2012

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    A Joke From Master Yoda

    When Master Yoda was a younger man, he used to, from time to time, give lectures about the nature of the force. Once a group of would be disciples begged Master Yoda to come give them a lecture and finally after a lot of begging Yoda came. Yoda stood before the audience and asked...
    AliShah1121 AliShah1121 31-35 Mar 4, 2011

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    Yoda Looks Great In A Suit

    Yoda is so powerful and so handsome, his force is amazing!!!! Yoda definitely knows how to use his light saber- he makes all the other jedi's look weak, I think about yoda everyday. I love Yoda the most :)
    madc madc 18-21 Feb 14, 2011

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    YODA Rock

    WE HAVE A WEENRE DOG NAMED YODA
    cindy420 cindy420 46-50, F Aug 14, 2008

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    Children Of Light

    “For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you: here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere...” ~ Master...
    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 12, 2011

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    Yoda Rules

    Do or do not, there is no try...............
    ib14fun ib14fun 46-50 Feb 18, 2013

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    Max...

    likes to say in a Yoda voice - at very inapropriate times just because he thinks its funny - 'Feel my force, take it you will.' So romantic.  NOT.  He feels my force alright - finger poke straight to the ribs! Lol. Yoda is very cool, but then, I kinda think all...
    auroraaustralis auroraaustralis 22-25 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    nocool nocool 41-45, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Size Matters Not, …

    Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2013

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    The Poignancy Of Love The majestic beauty of this enchanted place stands pale in its comparison to thee crested in a night of armor a simple wanderer of the truth in a deathly...
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    KeepYourHappy KeepYourHappy 31-35, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Yeah, I know we said a lot of wrongs in our time together Thought we could take on anything but how wrong we predicted the weather I vividly dream of you and picture a place and...
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    If I see a woman, my eyes always go straight to her feet. I have seen them wearing sandals in the summer time with hard skin and hideous callouses on their feet there is no need...
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    krazkcatlady3085 krazkcatlady3085 26-30, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I love taking showers over baths anyday
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    i would love to explore in life but not alone
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    All the love gone bad, turned my world to black. Tattooed all I see, All that I am, All I'll be. Pearl Jam- Black
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    4 large pizza slices 1 Sonic burger 1 large cheese tots 1 Coke 1 cherry slushy I feel so full and huge, I love it. Anyone wanna see?
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    My beloved Spurs are now up to SECOND in the Premier League!! Not sure how long we can sustain this form, or if we will catch Leicester, but I just love the progress we have made...
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    If you like the way you look that much, then you can go and love yourself.
    MissingGirl MissingGirl 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    I love this show. Have since it first came out. I've seen every ep, know every word, quote it regularly and never feel it disappoints. Greatest show ever :)
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    So it's one week till we are together alone at last and for at least 3 weeks. It's been an epic 2 years back together but separated because we are both married. Going through our...
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