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I Love Yoda

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    May The Force Be With You!

    “You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.” So clean your eyes and ears my dear padawans yoda is about to fill them with wisdom: “Great warrior, hmm? Wars not...
    User7of9 User7of9 31-35, F Aug 10, 2013

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    YODA Rock

    WE HAVE A WEENRE DOG NAMED YODA
    cindy420 cindy420 46-50, F Aug 14, 2008

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    A Joke From Master Yoda

    When Master Yoda was a younger man, he used to, from time to time, give lectures about the nature of the force. Once a group of would be disciples begged Master Yoda to come give them a lecture and finally after a lot of begging Yoda came. Yoda stood before the audience and asked...
    AliShah1121 AliShah1121 31-35 Mar 4, 2011

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    Yoda Rules

    Do or do not, there is no try...............
    ib14fun ib14fun 41-45, T Feb 18, 2013

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    Max...

    likes to say in a Yoda voice - at very inapropriate times just because he thinks its funny - 'Feel my force, take it you will.' So romantic.  NOT.  He feels my force alright - finger poke straight to the ribs! Lol. Yoda is very cool, but then, I kinda think all...
    auroraaustralis auroraaustralis 22-25 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    Like Yoda, I Talk

    I firmly believe that embarrassing your children in public is every parent’s God-given right and obligation, especially if they happen to be teenagers, and I can confidently say that I have always put in at least my share of effort in this regard. When my two were in their...
    OverWritten OverWritten 46-50, M 5 Responses Dec 7, 2012

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    Love Him, Love Him, Love Him

    he's a mean, green fighting machine!
    charlie248 charlie248 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 4, 2011

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    Children Of Light

    “For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you: here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere...” ~ Master...
    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 12, 2011

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    Size Matters Not, …

    Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2013

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    I Say, What Can, Man of My Taste, He Is.

    Oh, love at first sight, it was. As soon as I saw this little man on the silver screen, totally hooked, was I. Yes, bit odd, my taste is, it, I admit it.  Yes, hmmm. I, where was, hmm? Thinking about him, I get so easily distracted whenever I am. Me totally insane oh those...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 7 Responses May 16, 2008

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    Try Not.

    Do or do not. There is no try.
    amelia89 amelia89 22-25 Jul 4, 2011

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    Now, Where Is He?

    If I could just find such a master, I'd learn all that he could teach me.
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M Jun 13, 2008

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    Yoda Looks Great In A Suit

    Yoda is so powerful and so handsome, his force is amazing!!!! Yoda definitely knows how to use his light saber- he makes all the other jedi's look weak, I think about yoda everyday. I love Yoda the most :)
    madc madc 18-21 Feb 14, 2011

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