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    YODA Rock

    WE HAVE A WEENRE DOG NAMED YODA
    cindy420 cindy420 46-50, F Aug 14, 2008

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    Like Yoda, I Talk

    I firmly believe that embarrassing your children in public is every parent’s God-given right and obligation, especially if they happen to be teenagers, and I can confidently say that I have always put in at least my share of effort in this regard. When my two were in their...
    OverWritten OverWritten 46-50, M 4 Responses Dec 7, 2012

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    A Joke From Master Yoda

    When Master Yoda was a younger man, he used to, from time to time, give lectures about the nature of the force. Once a group of would be disciples begged Master Yoda to come give them a lecture and finally after a lot of begging Yoda came. Yoda stood before the audience and asked...
    AliShah1121 AliShah1121 31-35 Mar 4, 2011

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    Love Him, Love Him, Love Him

    he's a mean, green fighting machine!
    charlie248 charlie248 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 4, 2011

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    Yoda Rules

    Do or do not, there is no try...............
    ib14fun ib14fun 41-45 Feb 18, 2013

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    Size Matters Not, …

    Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2013

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    Max...

    likes to say in a Yoda voice - at very inapropriate times just because he thinks its funny - 'Feel my force, take it you will.' So romantic.  NOT.  He feels my force alright - finger poke straight to the ribs! Lol. Yoda is very cool, but then, I kinda think all...
    auroraaustralis auroraaustralis 22-25 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    Try Not.

    Do or do not. There is no try.
    amelia89 amelia89 22-25 Jul 4, 2011

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    I Say, What Can, Man of My Taste, He Is.

    Oh, love at first sight, it was. As soon as I saw this little man on the silver screen, totally hooked, was I. Yes, bit odd, my taste is, it, I admit it.  Yes, hmmm. I, where was, hmm? Thinking about him, I get so easily distracted whenever I am. Me totally insane oh those...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 7 Responses May 16, 2008

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    Yoda Looks Great In A Suit

    Yoda is so powerful and so handsome, his force is amazing!!!! Yoda definitely knows how to use his light saber- he makes all the other jedi's look weak, I think about yoda everyday. I love Yoda the most :)
    madc madc 18-21 Feb 14, 2011

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    Children Of Light

    “For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you: here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere...” ~ Master...
    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 12, 2011

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    May The Force Be With You!

    “You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.” So clean your eyes and ears my dear padawans yoda is about to fill them with wisdom: “Great warrior, hmm? Wars not...
    User7of9 User7of9 31-35, F Aug 10, 2013

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    Now, Where Is He?

    If I could just find such a master, I'd learn all that he could teach me.
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M Jun 13, 2008

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    Some people aren't aware of this but in the original releases. ( before the CGI touch up versions. ) Yoda was actually a Muppet created by Jim Henson.
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M Sep 1

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    Size matters not Quote by yoda
    MrYoda MrYoda 70+, M 4 days ago

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    Has the quest to find the perfect soul mate done more harm than good? Have you lost the one and only person you truly loved to another?Lost love spells can help you mend the...
    profabdi profabdi 36-40, M 13 hrs ago

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    I think I might be in love with myself... Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Well, I don't really care. I am most important to me. Of course, I don't always put myself first. I...
    ashfaaqb ashfaaqb 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    He loves **** more than me. He decided he couldn't live without **** but could live without me. In his words, "the girls I look up are more physically attractive than you." Why...
    ladyhawk12 ladyhawk12 18-21, F 8 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I know you've already left Zack but this is the best thing I can do in case you come on the site to look at stuff like this. :) I left you this message but you weren't on-line to...
    BrandonKing14 BrandonKing14 13-15, M 15 hrs ago

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    I really love you yeah I know this is wrong but your the only one who making me feel special. I thank God for that I trust u when u said to me that u didn't love your wife anymore...
    AsianGirl1000 AsianGirl1000 26-30, F 10 hrs ago

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    I love, enjoy, crave and want tight hugs while my partner and I are engaged in a lip locking experience. I love hugs and kisses so much and I long for them with others. I just...
    debbielovescruises debbielovescruises 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I love long sensual French kissing with others. I love private and public displays of affection. I have been doing long sensual French kissing for a number of years and just love...
    debbielovescruises debbielovescruises 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I seriously hate love. Its like whenever I see my dream girl/guy love reminds me that I'm never ever going to date them because they are either in a relationship or they don't like...
    LustyAnon LustyAnon 22-25, M 4 hrs ago

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    Why is it sWhy cant I find a soulmate who would love to have a relationship like this. I am looking for a soulmate that we can spend the rest of our lives with. A relationship...
    UnknownRider UnknownRider 56-60, M 1 hr ago

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    Casanova Your words so suave, your kisses the sweet taste of Wine... Intoxicates our hearts, our souls, and our minds... Love you we must for we your puppets strung at play. We...
    MrsStClaire MrsStClaire 18-21, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    This isn't old, however it has that 'ol skool r&b dance feel to me. One of the very rare modern songs that I really really like. We were at an event about a month ago and they...
    Ladygrey79 Ladygrey79 31-35, F 10 hrs ago

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    Nobody loves me, nobody wants to be with me My ex bf used to tell me that he never want to get married and was not interested in serious relationship. We argued a lot because I...
    Catty212 Catty212 31-35, F 9 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I want to die by my self but I want a man that will love me for me. Someone who want me and only me. Someone who knows what I am mad at then and they know what to do about it! Some...
    Shabz5black Shabz5black 22-25, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    My mom is an awesome amazing woman! She is severely unselfish, loveable and like they say, the biggest muscle is her heart. She is a multi million award winning care giver! Mom you...
    toufie1 toufie1 22-25 12 hrs ago

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    I used to love the band Fall Out Boy.. I just don't love them no more.. they haven't had a hit in years.. Their sound is no longer music to my ears! I heard online they are trying...
    TheMightyAphrodite TheMightyAphrodite 41-45, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Who is your favourite Adventure Time character and why? I love Marceline because of my love for guitars and vampires, and I feel this weird 'spiritual connection' to her hahaha XD...
    unicornbombz unicornbombz 16-17, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Am really sorry about what happened. But that's me. I love you more than you do so. But I don't want to drag you into my filthy world. I would love to see you shinning. Enjoy!
    ahadu ahadu 31-35, M 9 hrs ago

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    I love nature it brings me closer to God Autumn is my favorite season Leaves turning color ,Cool Air , Sunsets & Sunrises Taking a walk on a wooded trail Birds singing I love...
    Nature1968 Nature1968 41-45, F 9 hrs ago

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    I just want a boyfriend more than anything right now. I'm tired of the meaningless sex and random hookups. It makes me feel cheap and it's not a good feeling. I want to love...
    markinicole markinicole 16-17, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    "Let there be spaces in your togetherness, And let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between...
    mimi2226 mimi2226 26-30, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I got this shot of three stars as they were between scenes in Beach Movie 2. I loved seeing them barefoot.I worked inside on a sound stage once where everyone including most of the...
    beachfoot12 beachfoot12 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    So this song is Miserable at Best by Mayday Parade and I just feel like it has a lot of meaning, especially to me as I have experienced the uncertainty that being in love with...
    SlothQueen SlothQueen 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    So, today is the day. The day that make all other days seem worthless. The day that's so special that everyone wishes this day could be everyday. Um, I don't know what I'm talking...
    Duckix3 Duckix3 16-17 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    He came and gave me hope, made me want to love again. He once said I could always count on him whenever I needed someone by my side, to lessen the weight on my shoulders. He made...
    dawn1005 dawn1005 16-17, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I'm not a sappy kind of person. Yes I have a soft side but I'm kind of a *****. I don't believe in forever love and all that Bs. Everyone has made everything and everyone...
    WellBehavedWomen WellBehavedWomen 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    I love hearing the ladies sing the blues... "I'd Rather Go Blind" Than see you walk away from me - Etta James http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9sq3ME0JHQ "I'd Rather Go Blind...
    AveryWhite AveryWhite 41-45, M 5 hrs ago

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    Coffee boy-Will I Get Married... Will I be able to get married? will I be able to get married? This year is ending, but will I be able to get married? Meeting someone is a...
    jalanyanglurus jalanyanglurus 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    My wife used to shave her vagina and pubic area but it was always bumpy and had red spots because of razor burn and ingrown hairs. Around two years ago I pushed her to go to the...
    SlaveScott SlaveScott 51-55, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I am so in love with my boyfriend of the last year and some but I have had to alienate myself from my family and friends in order to make it work.. :( I wish I could make everyone...
    Nancy1boo Nancy1boo 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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    I love this song it tells how you you can be in love and you don' t need money to be happy. I wish everyone could know that. "Danny's Song" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
    Bonjovi11 Bonjovi11 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    I love the sound.. The smells and the pounding of rain, I'm not afraid to get wet! People always say "I don't want to go outside! It's raining!" Forget about that! I love nature...
    naco26withcheese naco26withcheese 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    Some people want to have a nice car, a big house, to have a good job, to be rich, or want to live near the ocean. But I really want to love someone and be in a happy relationship...
    JustDevy JustDevy 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I always look forward to Halloween, like Christmas. I love dressing up in kid friendly costumes and trick or treating. Yes I am 15 but I still love trick or treating.
    MsLouisLane MsLouisLane 16-17, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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