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    Like Yoda, I Talk

    I firmly believe that embarrassing your children in public is every parent’s God-given right and obligation, especially if they happen to be teenagers, and I can confidently say that I have always put in at least my share of effort in this regard. When my two were in their...
    OverWritten OverWritten 46-50, M 4 Responses Dec 7, 2012

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    Size Matters Not, …

    Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2013

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    Yoda Looks Great In A Suit

    Yoda is so powerful and so handsome, his force is amazing!!!! Yoda definitely knows how to use his light saber- he makes all the other jedi's look weak, I think about yoda everyday. I love Yoda the most :)
    madc madc 18-21 Feb 14, 2011

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    YODA Rock

    WE HAVE A WEENRE DOG NAMED YODA
    cindy420 cindy420 46-50, F Aug 14, 2008

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    Try Not.

    Do or do not. There is no try.
    amelia89 amelia89 22-25 Jul 4, 2011

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    May The Force Be With You!

    “You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.” So clean your eyes and ears my dear padawans yoda is about to fill them with wisdom: “Great warrior, hmm? Wars not...
    User7of9 User7of9 31-35, F Aug 10, 2013

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    A Joke From Master Yoda

    When Master Yoda was a younger man, he used to, from time to time, give lectures about the nature of the force. Once a group of would be disciples begged Master Yoda to come give them a lecture and finally after a lot of begging Yoda came. Yoda stood before the audience and asked...
    AliShah1121 AliShah1121 31-35 Mar 4, 2011

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    Max...

    likes to say in a Yoda voice - at very inapropriate times just because he thinks its funny - 'Feel my force, take it you will.' So romantic.  NOT.  He feels my force alright - finger poke straight to the ribs! Lol. Yoda is very cool, but then, I kinda think all...
    auroraaustralis auroraaustralis 22-25 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    Yoda Rules

    Do or do not, there is no try...............
    ib14fun ib14fun 41-45 Feb 18, 2013

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    I Say, What Can, Man of My Taste, He Is.

    Oh, love at first sight, it was. As soon as I saw this little man on the silver screen, totally hooked, was I. Yes, bit odd, my taste is, it, I admit it.  Yes, hmmm. I, where was, hmm? Thinking about him, I get so easily distracted whenever I am. Me totally insane oh those...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 7 Responses May 16, 2008

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    Children Of Light

    “For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you: here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere...” ~ Master...
    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 12, 2011

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    Love Him, Love Him, Love Him

    he's a mean, green fighting machine!
    charlie248 charlie248 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 4, 2011

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    Now, Where Is He?

    If I could just find such a master, I'd learn all that he could teach me.
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M Jun 13, 2008

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    There is do. There is not do. There is no try. Yoda
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    Specially Yoda. Geez, if only people around me liked it too T_T
    Nyah27 Nyah27 26-30, F 11 Responses Oct 9

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    I was fortunate enough to have the best first boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. He was my first love, and I’ve never had that kind of love with anyone other than him. He loved...
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    I say " I love you "to my boyfriend everyday,I seldom says it to my ex's ..but now I say it to my present boyfriend I really mean it..I really love you boy...
    magicalove magicalove 41-45, F 1 hr ago

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    I'm pathetic; I hate how easily my feelings are hurt and how easily I can get embarrassed. They're not attributes that anyone can love. Telling me "then just stop being so...
    KayandtheCelloCats KayandtheCelloCats 18-21, F 31 mins ago

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    I love this song! "I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier" The Killers - "All These Things That I've Done" http://youtu.be/sZTpLvsYYHw
    NeelraDorianGray NeelraDorianGray 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    Huey Lewis & The News - Hope You Love Me Like You Say You Do
    Maveriick1962 Maveriick1962 51-55, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Man... I used to listen to this song on repeat. I could not get sick of it. I still love it and could listen to it repeatedly. =) Interpol - "Obstacle 1" http://youtu.be...
    NeelraDorianGray NeelraDorianGray 31-35, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I think about finding that special person all if the time. I forget what its like to be in love with someone. Its been years. I wonder if it'll ever happen for me again...
    JustDevy JustDevy 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Stevie Nicks Imaginary Lover Imaginary lovers never turn you down when all the others turn you away they're around it's my private pleasure midnight fantasy someone to share my...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    I definitely am! I'll give you more details on who he is later but you can probably read my activity and figure out for yourselves too. In the beginning, I thought it was just the...
    oreocupcake23 oreocupcake23 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 24

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    I have seen another rerun episode of Wizards Of Waverly Place and it reminded me of my favorite episode of the series, one that deals with the emotionally impacting controversy of...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 24

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    Even when i was little kid like 3 -10years old i had this urge to be in love( i mean in a relationship).i didnt know what it even means to be in love and i still dont.i have no...
    chillheart chillheart 18-21, M Sep 24

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    Are you fucken' kiddin' me?I believe we only fall inlove too quickly with the idea.When we meet someone, we tend to think on "what should be". Things that could make us happy by...
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 24

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    I am in love with someone. I can't tell anyone because it's a close friend of mine. He got married over a game and I know it's stupid but it hurts me when they talk. I tried...
    sickinlove57 sickinlove57 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    Heart of Glass- Blondie Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out had a heart of glass Seemed like the real thing, only to find Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind Once I...
    charles849 charles849 70+ 3 Responses Sep 25

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    I'll Write A Song For YouI thirst but never quench, I know the consequenceFeeling as I doWe're in a spinning top, where tell me will it stop?And what am I to say?Open our music...
    ruggedguy ruggedguy 46-50, M Sep 25

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    The 18th of August 2014 my favourite day! Why? because that day was the day my life became complete the day my sadness became happiness the day my tears became laughter the day i...
    SophieeJordan SophieeJordan 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    For The Love of A Daughter By Demi Lovato Four years old with my back to the door All I could hear was the family war Your selfish hands always expecting more Am I your child or...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 25

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    I love him and by him I mean Stuie Our relationship isn't perfect and is a struggle sometimes. We r very different people and he does have his flaws but........ I love him so...
    willieverbegoodenough willieverbegoodenough 22-25, F Sep 25

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    There's a boy named carson. We both really love each other. He asked me out a million times but I kept saying no because things would be too complicated. I'm not aloud to date and...
    gabi0010 gabi0010 13-15, F Sep 25

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    I want to tell you a story. Well more like write a love letter in an unusual way. You see I have met someone here. She knows who she is. Her posts are what attracted me to her. We...
    Leeza1964 Leeza1964 46-50, M Sep 26

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    You know, I still love and miss my ex, but I'm tired. I'm tired of caring about him. I'm tired of thinking about him. I'm tired of piecing together bits of information trying to...
    Foolhearted18 Foolhearted18 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    Annabel Lee By Edgar Allan Poe It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this...
    crescendo282 crescendo282 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    I love a woman No one ever really talks about platonic love and how it can be just as strong or stronger than romantic love. It's just as beautiful and touching. When I was young...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 27

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    Pain, beauty, self I carry the weight, to love, you must love all, and though I feign, to rise you must first fall, flat floored, grounded Moore, shamed poor, rough and boor, The...
    ymfas ymfas 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 27

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    “German is a much more precise language than English. Americans throw the word love around for everything: I love my wife! I love all my friends! I love rock music! I love the...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 27

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    We boys don't get butterflies, we get fireworks. We don't have you on our mind 24/7, but we do have you in our hearts. Often, yes we wait for you to go online, sometimes simply...
    Iamjustsotiredofitall Iamjustsotiredofitall 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 27

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    i love you three dangerous words abused by pop culture, teenagers and American society as a whole. often used by males to get into a woman's pants BUT- when a guy says these words...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 6 Responses Sep 27

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    Murdered Love! Never did she dream Her happiness would conclude Fall apart in a destructive whisper Reality determined to have it's day Never would she have imagined A life...
    zanyzoey zanyzoey 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    We went to the mall last Thursday. We talked and talked and hugged and kissed. We went back to the booth where we had our first kiss. It was our one month that day. I gave her a...
    SomeGuy322 SomeGuy322 16-17, M Sep 28

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    "Love Me Like I'm Not Made Of Stone" There's a heart I cannot hide There's a beat I can't deny When it sings, when it lies when it cheats, when it bribes There is a war inside my...
    KidAgony KidAgony 18-21, F Sep 28

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    It doesn't matter that I was 18 when I met you. It doesn't matter that you're only a few years older than me. It doesn't matter that I am hopelessly in love with you. But, do you...
    thatkid1195 thatkid1195 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28

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    Maybe, I’ll stop loving him tomorrow, But for today, I’ll fall in love with him… I was only four when I met him. He was eight. He (Yale) and his little sister (Eva) were my...
    kiendy123 kiendy123 18-21, F Sep 29

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