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I Love Yoda

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    likes to say in a Yoda voice - at very inapropriate times just because he thinks its funny - 'Feel my force, take it you will.' So romantic.  NOT.  He feels my force alright - finger poke straight to the ribs! Lol. Yoda is very cool, but then, I kinda think all...
    auroraaustralis auroraaustralis 22-25 1 Response Feb 22, 2009

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    Love Him, Love Him, Love Him

    he's a mean, green fighting machine!
    charlie248 charlie248 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 4, 2011

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    Children Of Light

    “For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you: here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere...” ~ Master...
    StarWanderer StarWanderer 56-60, M Jul 12, 2011

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    YODA Rock

    WE HAVE A WEENRE DOG NAMED YODA
    cindy420 cindy420 46-50, F Aug 14, 2008

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    Try Not.

    Do or do not. There is no try.
    amelia89 amelia89 22-25 Jul 4, 2011

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    Now, Where Is He?

    If I could just find such a master, I'd learn all that he could teach me.
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M Jun 13, 2008

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    I Say, What Can, Man of My Taste, He Is.

    Oh, love at first sight, it was. As soon as I saw this little man on the silver screen, totally hooked, was I. Yes, bit odd, my taste is, it, I admit it.  Yes, hmmm. I, where was, hmm? Thinking about him, I get so easily distracted whenever I am. Me totally insane oh those...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 7 Responses May 16, 2008

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    A Joke From Master Yoda

    When Master Yoda was a younger man, he used to, from time to time, give lectures about the nature of the force. Once a group of would be disciples begged Master Yoda to come give them a lecture and finally after a lot of begging Yoda came. Yoda stood before the audience and asked...
    AliShah1121 AliShah1121 31-35 Mar 4, 2011

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    Size Matters Not, …

    Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 5, 2013

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    Yoda Rules

    Do or do not, there is no try...............
    ib14fun ib14fun 41-45 Feb 18, 2013

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    Yoda Looks Great In A Suit

    Yoda is so powerful and so handsome, his force is amazing!!!! Yoda definitely knows how to use his light saber- he makes all the other jedi's look weak, I think about yoda everyday. I love Yoda the most :)
    madc madc 18-21 Feb 14, 2011

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    Like Yoda, I Talk

    I firmly believe that embarrassing your children in public is every parent’s God-given right and obligation, especially if they happen to be teenagers, and I can confidently say that I have always put in at least my share of effort in this regard. When my two were in their...
    OverWritten OverWritten 46-50, M 4 Responses Dec 7, 2012

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    May The Force Be With You!

    “You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.” So clean your eyes and ears my dear padawans yoda is about to fill them with wisdom: “Great warrior, hmm? Wars not...
    User7of9 User7of9 31-35, F Aug 10, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    Some people aren't aware of this but in the original releases. ( before the CGI touch up versions. ) Yoda was actually a Muppet created by Jim Henson.
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M Sep 1

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    I love her smile. I love her laugh. I love her hair. I love her eyes. I love her lips. I love her personality. I love her body. I love her legs. I love her from head to toe. I...
    ywilliam31 ywilliam31 16-17, M 4 hrs ago

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    If you are reading this story then i assume that you are also the victim of this matter (more victims compared to the victims of politician's promises :)). I accept "LOVE is great...
    Dhanasri94 Dhanasri94 18-21, F 17 hrs ago

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    She approached me on EP 4 years ago. Reading my stories, she felt very sad for me and wanted to be my friend. I tried my best to drive her away by telling weird stuff, so that she...
    Kurecca Kurecca 22-25, M 12 hrs ago

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    Why the hell do I feel this song's my life? "Make Me Wanna Die" - The Pretty Reckless [Verse 1] Take me I'm alive Never was a girl with a wicked mind But everything looks better...
    Quentine Quentine 22-25, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I was in love with this guy, Brandon, and at first, he loved me back. We used to imagine what our life would be like together when we were older, what college we would go to, where...
    auram59993 auram59993 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    Mat aazmaa re, phir se bula re Apnaa banaa le, hoon beqaraar Tujh ko hi chaaha, dil hai yeh karta Aa betahaasha tujh se hi pyar Hasaratein baar baar baar baar yaar ki karo...
    AKIDIRANY AKIDIRANY 16-17, F 19 hrs ago

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    I'm going to start this off by saying - I'm not sure if I'm in love, but I don't what else to think with the thoughts I hold in my mind or the feelings I hold in my heart. I know...
    luciddreamer94 luciddreamer94 18-21, M 19 hrs ago

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    I'm going to start this off by saying - I'm not sure if I'm in love, but I don't what else to think with the thoughts I hold in my mind or the feelings I hold in my heart. I know...
    luciddreamer94 luciddreamer94 18-21, M 19 hrs ago

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    So i fall and rejected and loves to reject people .. I still don't know whats wrong with me .. Am i not attractive .. Why do those guys i liked never like me back .. How come you...
    Christinamayday Christinamayday 18-21, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Perhaps it is because I am emotionally closed-off, but I have just realised today that I spent four years in a relationship with a man that I wasn't in love with. I loved him as a...
    BlackWidowBitch BlackWidowBitch 26-30, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I've been asked this question a lot recently (from men, mostly), what's the purpose of having love in your life? If someone is perfectly content being single, what's the point of...
    chloeloveactually chloeloveactually 26-30, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I have always wondered if I liked Halloween so much because it's near my birthday, but I do love this time of year. I have often wanted to do an official pole of people to figure...
    colorstone colorstone 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    i really love him so bad and i feel a life being loving him. our first year anniversary is two days ago and still love him the same like before if its not more and today i feel...
    loooorin loooorin 22-25, F 21 mins ago

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    I've never loved any guy like I love him- I am young and there will be others, I just love him more than everything rn
    madlibb madlibb 16-17, F 16 mins ago

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    It's the sort of fairy tale that little girls should be watching. It was heart-wrenching when her wings were cut off. It's analogy of lost innocence from trusting the wrong guy...
    Ma1eficent Ma1eficent 26-30 15 hrs ago

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    I'd. Love to love youu need to b loved too
    suprbrian suprbrian 56-60, M 14 hrs ago

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    My love life is a Fictional Character. When I was young, my friends and I used to do 'role-play'. We used paper and write down conversations, summoning few fictional characters...
    cherryknot cherryknot 18-21, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    OMG guys!! I have some news !!I have just got home from school but i couldnt wait to tell you everything! ! So, today on his class , i had already finished my lessons so I went to...
    Ollyecleo Ollyecleo 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    I love one of my best friends. We both have loved each other for years. I don't know what to do, we have never tried dating because we both have a bad track record. I would rather...
    dpool92 dpool92 22-25, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I've got so many feelings and desires, but nobody to express them to! I wanna hold a deserving man tightly around the waist and caress him gently where ever he so desires. I wanna...
    WinterIncandescence WinterIncandescence 16-17, F 5 hrs ago

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    Love is that moment when, no matter what struggle you go through, the moment you think about the one you love, you feel like you rule the world.
    Merrcury Merrcury 18-21, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I love to watch girls poop. Not into the body smearing thing at all, just love to watch. If any girls are interested in chatting message me
    poopwatcher poopwatcher 26-30, M 20 hrs ago

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    It seems like we've been losing controlSomebody tell me I'm not aloneWhen I saidAll I need's a little love in my lifeAll I need's a little love in the darkA little but I'm hoping...
    rabblemagic rabblemagic 18-21, F 20 hrs ago

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    I've recently been so busy with work and school, that I somehow forgot that I was going to be seeing my favorite band EVER pretty soon. 8 days from now to be exact!!!! I love Kings...
    zuzeethh zuzeethh 18-21, F 20 hrs ago

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    (pic) some of my heels .. but those are not that high :) However, would love to share the like and love with other sis/ bro out there :)
    SwanLake78 SwanLake78 36-40, F 42 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    You can't put love into one sentence in my opinion. It's terrifying, dangerous, nerve racking and makes your heart stop at the slightest thing... BUT it's also the most exciting...
    Shiningstar26 Shiningstar26 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    i am often told by my friends and teachers that i should never sing because i am a horrible singer but i love to sing i always tell them not to interrupt in my hobies because i...
    Ahaanaa Ahaanaa 13-15, F 14 hrs ago

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    I love getting dressed up in beautiful lingerie. Corsets, lacey knickers, stockings all make me feel so good. I love the feeling of lace and silk next to my skin....
    000honey 000honey 22-25, F 12 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Hi love. 😍😍😍 Love gingers!
    BakerQueen14 BakerQueen14 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    My Husband brought me up a hot, steamy cup to enjoy in bed. What a sweetie! I love him almost as much as I love coffee. Aaallllmoooost.
    FM10 FM10 26-30, F 6 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Did you lose what won't return? Did you love but never learn? The fire's out but still it burns And no one cares, there's no one there Did you find it hard to breathe? Did you cry...
    Annabella00 Annabella00 16-17, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    To love is to suffer;and many run from suffering, few know how to love!
    duduroes duduroes 26-30, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    After 5 long year I reunited with that guy who made my heart skips the first time... I was in 8 grade and he was in 6. Now I am working on my career and he's in 11 grade... Live...
    jasou31 jasou31 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Playing Blue's Clues with the News, Why did he come into my life? Everything I had to hide from the world I didn't have to conceal from him The only person I could be completely...
    WhenStarsAlign WhenStarsAlign 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    Westlife- The Rose (Bette Midler cover) ...when the night has been too lonely, and the road has been too long. And you think that love is only, for the lucky and the strong. Just...