I'm sorry if you get bristly when I gush over C., but trust me he's just my male half. Dating him would get frustrating because I annoy myself.
Please know that YOU are the One and Only! You are My SoulMATE.
Now, when am I gonna see those tropical monsoons? ;)
...and all the drops of water in the ocean...and all the birds in the sky....and all the words in the world....and all the shoes that I could possibly own...and all the pairs of knickers I have in my room....and all the random bits of art work I have under my bed....and more...