I Love You More Than Milk Duds

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    I went to the movies with a bunch of friends.

    Before we went I bought a bunch of the movie size candy boxes to sneak in my purse and share. I also secretly opened a box of milk duds and put cat pooh in them and glued the box shut prior to our date. I handed out the candies and that Fannie wipe Walter got the duds. He...
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    36-40, F
    Oct 26, 2014

    I hate when you're pushing

    and pushing like your life depends on it. Like your a Greek god. You push with all your night and a damn milk dud is all that comes out and you're like tf💩
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    26-30
    Apr 20, 2014

    I'm Serious!

    Sorry, I deleted my story.  Find me at www.chronimax.com
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    Apr 19, 2011
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