I write a poem to Angus MacGyver
In the show, he had exciting life
and so much action to deliver
despite being single, without a wife.
I will formulate an explosive rhyme
with the Chemistry degree of mine
from common materials found
and the explosion makes a big sound.
Macgyver is not just any ordinary man. No other man could make a hang glider out of a satellite. I also think that no man has ever rocked a mullet as hard as Macgyver. The plots may be ridiculous, but he makes it look good.