I 'M A Badass, Deal With It

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 5,087 People

    I don't have any tattoos

    or piercings, so you'll have to settle for my love handles as proof of my bold and dangerous life choices.
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 25, 2015

    I remember encountering my first Cobra.

    ...it bit me....and I strangled it :)
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jul 25, 2015

    went to mountains with three of friends

    for a week . it was kinda survival travel than a picnicking . just some bug infected my leg the first night and in the morning a had leg with an huge infection to deal with . we had no medicine or hospital near of us . it was mountain i guess !!!!! . there was no choice to make...
    farhad1993 farhad1993
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 2, 2014

    I'm cute. I'm smart. People fear me

    but they still wanna sleep with me. If I want something, It's mine . You can love me or hate me but do it from a distance
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 27, 2014
    gramafey gramafey
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 21, 2014
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 12, 2015

    My mother told me to be home by 12:00,

    I came home at 12:03. Sorry mother I can't be stopped, I'm a rebel.
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Dec 12, 2015

    Im a badass people need to deal with it .

    Im so tired of changing my personality
    ImJustMe15 ImJustMe15
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Jul 17, 2014

    u don't chose to be the bad@ss.

    .. somehow it choses you.
    parkourakiko27kablamo parkourakiko27kablamo
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jul 23, 2015

    Human flesh tastes so nice.

    Tender and sweet and sometimes saltt
    SwEgMoFo SwEgMoFo
    18-21, F
    Feb 13, 2014

    I love my purple hair

    and piercings:)If you don't that's not my problem.
    forgiveyouforgetyoutheend forgiveyouforgetyoutheend
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 27, 2014

    My mother wanted me to buy 1% low-fat milk,

    instead I got whole milk. Total badass. But like it was on sale, still though I'm a rebel.
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    22-25, F
    13 Responses Feb 23, 2016

    im hardcore at parkour,

    learning martial arts, i have a bad@ss walk.
    parkourakiko27kablamo parkourakiko27kablamo
    16-17, M
    Jul 22, 2015

    A custom paint job by yours truly ;) lol But

    seriously, what do you guys think? I've been doing collision work for a while now and I would appreciate the feedback on my design.
    Automech Automech
    18-21, F
    Jun 29, 2015

    this is a song ,"cool guys don't look at

    explosions, they walk away, in slow motion"
    deleted deleted
    May 3, 2015

    Just A Badass Because...

    I dance at school randomly, kick doors that say 'push' open, and I can do round house kicks and super man punches.
    dakotasapphire dakotasapphire
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 9, 2013
    Erie23 Erie23
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 17, 2016

    Today is my birthday!

    Happy birthday to me:)
    Perfectdreamingskull Perfectdreamingskull
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 5, 2015

    I'm a bit cocky and arrogant

    but I think I am a good person. You decide!
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 19, 2015

    Face is young , she must taste sweet ,

    she drops those panties to her knees . Put the gun down , put your finger on the trigger now . Put it down or imma sit fire to the whole dang house . See I lied that I cried when he came inside , now I'm burning a highway to hades , STFU. Just a prime 13 when I rode his machine...
    kittenmajor kittenmajor
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 29, 2016
    nannalovet113 nannalovet113
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 22, 2015

    yeah i may be bullied

    and get talked about by my haters but when its to the point you try to put your hands on me I'LL BEAT YOUR ***. i will spit in your damn lunch, i will slap your mom, i will hit you with a bat "just for fun", i will steal your man, i will cut up your damn credit cards, i will set...
    ilovebabies19 ilovebabies19
    18-21, F
    Feb 27, 2015

    one thing i can't do

    as a bad@ss is... not explain myself
    parkourakiko27kablamo parkourakiko27kablamo
    16-17, M
    Jul 23, 2015

    trust no player fear no b!

    tch give no p**** s*** no d*** people play games and are full of sh!t play the role and be the baddest b!tch
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jun 15, 2015

    Being a badass doesnt just mean being willing

    to do cruel things to people. Think about a Coast Guard diver jumping out of a helicopter in the middle of a hurricane to save someone's life. A person can be a badass and care about others and have a huge heart.
    Mossonarock Mossonarock
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Aug 13, 2015

    That moment when it's cold

    and raining during winter season, and i walk into a Starbucks in flipflops, shorts, and a tshirt and order a Frappacino with everyone bundled up staring ??
    Smx84 Smx84
    31-35, M
    Dec 26, 2015

    Ate 10 Ghost Peppers knowing I was out of milk

    or any refreshments. Not a single regret
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jul 24, 2015

    So there was this one time

    when my dad was still home and asleep in his room downstairs...and I ran into the kitchen and grabbed food and ran back up. Bad *** xD
    BlondeGirlBunny BlondeGirlBunny
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 29, 2014

    Bulletproof Maybe surviving

    when I wasn't supposed to made me feel this way, but I think was a bit of a badass before the shooting. Now I just don't care. All 5'1" of me will **** you up if you get in my way. Guys at work...big guys...have learned the hard way. Don't try to intimidate me with your...
    sassyg1rl sassyg1rl
    46-50, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2013

    I remember once I was in a bar late one night,

    everyone was having a good time until this one guy comes walking in, he was an ******* and everyone was kind of scared of him because he was loud and extremely intoxicated. After a short period of time he was bumping into people, cussing strangers and turning into a bully. The...
    withintent withintent
    46-50, M
    6 Responses Dec 10, 2013

    sometimes u gotta look at the odds

    that are against u and say f*** off!!!
    parkourakiko27kablamo parkourakiko27kablamo
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jul 22, 2015

    I'm not one to boast

    but as long as we on the subject . I'll knock your sox of girl you just don't know . haha
    Samahubby Samahubby
    36-40, M
    Feb 15, 2016
    swaged104 swaged104
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jul 4, 2015

    Recently got a new job

    and had to go in for an induction with two other people, the employer lost my application and went round the whole store looking for it, in the mean time I got talking to a girl (pretty hot I'd say) after we left the store we ended up going to same coffee shop, I got her number...
    Jolley2k Jolley2k
    18-21, M
    Oct 26, 2014

    I'll walk into the woods with everything I need

    on my back And stay there for a couple of weeks. I say hi to the bears and fu2 to the coyotes. I'll hollar at the moon as loud as I can. Catch some fish or hunt some meat and roast it over a fire. A stir fry of foraged mushrooms is always very nice. Next week, I'll be out...
    Mossonarock Mossonarock
    46-50, M
    1 Response Aug 13, 2015

    I.m in the military. (I know I'm only fifteen

    but this is true) So am I a Badass?
    KirigayaKazuto2025 KirigayaKazuto2025
    16-17, M
    Jun 16, 2015

    I'm so badass that I wear my sunglasses inside

    on stormy nights, while walking away from an explosion.
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses May 3, 2015

    I remember one time, I got curious what beer

    tastes so I tried it. And in the end, I got drunk :p lol
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Dec 12, 2015

    I truly am Apparently i have to be more bad!

    !! I wanna be a hip hop artist I look up to lil jojo I'm sorry if this effects how you think about me I've done some bad stuff in my life that includes cops
    swaged104 swaged104
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2015

    One time, a guy who sat next to me in class

    called me a ***** and I heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed, so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up, I scribbled on his shoe. I guess his assessment was right. ;)
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Feb 10, 2016

    In my house we don't have many snacks to munch

    on, I thought that until 5 minuets ago when I was looking for food. Found nothing I liked in the kitchen so I went into the garage where there's this wardrobe and thought to myself "I've never looked in this before", opened it up and It was full of munchies to snack on. My...
    Jolley2k Jolley2k
    18-21, M
    Feb 9, 2015
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    1 Response Sep 13, 2013

    True Story!

    *puts on sunglasses and walks away from an explosion in slowmotion* DEAL WITH IT! :D
    Danrept Danrept
    18-21, M
    Jul 31, 2013
    TheNeeded TheNeeded
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Jun 9, 2014

    This girl ran into me

    and she's about my age and she freaked the buck out and immediately said sorry and was scared as crap lol I just walked away
    swaged104 swaged104
    16-17, M
    Apr 4, 2016

    What does it mean if girls are always hitting

    my ***? Are they gay it do I just have a nice ***? Lmaoooo-ari 😂😂😂
    zakiana15 zakiana15
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 9, 2014

    when i was in highschool,

    i told my mom i was spending the night at one friends house. little did she know i spent the night at another friends house ?? i got grounded the next day
    jmansoqquer jmansoqquer
    18-21, M
    Feb 23, 2016

    I am indeed a badass.

    I won't go on a narcissistic rant for you all to hear as you roll your eyes over my exaggerated self. However I am a confident lady and believe that I am pretty damn awesome. No one dares to mess with me. My friends always call me the "badass one". :P
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jun 28, 2014

    Got hit by a taxi on the way to work.

    ..got my *** up and kept walking so I'd be early
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Jul 23, 2015

    Armwrestled Chuck Norris

    and lost......but I lived to tell the damn tale
    XavierSenpai XavierSenpai
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jul 23, 2015
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