I'm a bit of a smarty pants!
That's just how I interact with people. At least I know the line between snarking and insulting.
..but I think I just met my match...
Really... JUST, only and only a LITTLE bit of one.
No really... just a tiny little bit of a smart ***...
But it's okay.
Because I have a fantastically GOOD looking smart ***...
yet are unable to take it. I enjoy a bit off both give and take.