I 'm a Dork

I'M A DORK!! 2,872 People

    I have a sense of humour only some people could

    understand ..... I am being me .... but some people dont get it and get mad at me . LOL!
    Slothislife Slothislife
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Nov 10, 2014

    Really feeling like a dork right now.

    .. because in the middle of the first this, i hit the "back" button and erased the whole danged thing......... Anyway....... I got to wondering what the true meaning of being a dork was... as i have been called one, and wonder if i should be offended, and have called someone one...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Aug 1, 2015

    I'm also a goofball, a wingnut,

    and a knucklehead mcspazatron. Heh, get it? :p
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 25

    Every ex calls me that,

    idk how I'm a dork๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ someone help
    sky51o sky51o
    16-17, F
    Feb 25

    I bought a gravity falls hat.

    .. not one that said gravity falls oy mystery shack... no dippers hat
    dailyracingdadboy dailyracingdadboy
    26-30, M
    Feb 20

    And I'm Proud of It. I know I'm a dork.

    I don't have the usual ''professional'' demeanor that some ladies have when they work. I'm just me. I don't like to act like nothing special. I do try and speak somewhat professional on the phone, unless I know who is calling and then I usually have a snappy way of answering the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 13, 2014

    Organizing finances and budgeting our family

    planner... Plus being a mom 24/7 full time job. :)
    vanessamoomoo vanessamoomoo
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 13, 2014

    Really feeling like a dork right now.

    .. because in the middle of the first this, i hit the "back" button and erased the whole danged thing......... Anyway....... I got to wondering what the true meaning of being a dork was... as i have been called one, and wonder if i should be offended, and have called someone one...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jan 28, 2014

    And not in an 'oh I'm

    so dorky lol I play first person shooters lol aren't I cute?' Kinda a way. I'm more of an 'I've read Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings trilogy (as well as the Hobbit) at least eight times per book and I almost puked happiness when I saw Star Wars action figures at Barnes...
    themeice themeice
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 25, 2015
    bingbongtingtongg bingbongtingtongg
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 27, 2015

    Really feeling like a dork right now.

    .. because in the middle of the first this, i hit the "back" button and erased the whole danged thing......... Anyway....... I got to wondering what the true meaning of being a dork was... as i have been called one, and wonder if i should be offended, and have called someone one...
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 23, 2014

    Oh Yeah. Dorks R Us.

    i'm on my way to Starbucks for a much needed caffeine infusion, plugged in to my iPhone and head boppin. now i'm kind of oblivious and lost in my own world on a good day. but today i am caffeine deprived and have no pockets in my pants. so i tuck the phone into the waistband and...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday
    36-40, F
    13 Responses Oct 4, 2011

    i love the people who are different

    and not afraid to be themselves. i love when i can just be goofy and not worry about what they think.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Aug 28, 2015

    My favorite group of marine organisms are the

    cephalopods. They're the most intelligent of the invertebrate world having the highest brain to body mass ratio. They are highly intelligent prey and efficient predators.... That and sometimes I wish I am an octopus so I can slap 8 people at once !
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 11, 2015
    JadedDivinity JadedDivinity
    18-21
    1 Response Jun 1, 2014

    I am a dork, I love being silly

    and I've been called a dork by my gf and my friends.
    Just1n12345 Just1n12345
    18-21, M
    Apr 20, 2015

    I don't really know how to talk to girls to get

    them to like me so I always act like myself and it's pretty funny because I know I'm kinda funny but awkward at the same time
    Ghostblue40 Ghostblue40
    18-21, M
    Apr 9

    The urban dictionary defines a dork as: Someone

    who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks. I believe this completely describes who I am. My traits, quirks and mannerisms make me the person I am. And if that makes me a dork then so be it. I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 13, 2014

    I'm a super shy dork.

    Tbh, it's so hard for me to talk to other people but in a weird way I can still talk to people but I'm still kinda quiet and weird. Like, I can go to the mall or a party and talk to people but sometimes I freak out and start to shut up. I really don't mean to but, my own social...
    Smolpan Smolpan
    16-17, F
    1 Response Feb 8

    Yep.. Sitting here in my batman t shirt,

    listening to music and painting Alice in wonderland.. But hey I'm also drinking wine. Lol you can take the girl out of the nerd table, but you can't take the nerd out of the girl.
    akmackg akmackg
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 25, 2014

    I've been called a dork by my oldest sister,

    my dad, mom, uncle, best friend so many ppl so ya guess i am lol that's ok
    Kyle456 Kyle456
    16-17, M
    1 Response Dec 17, 2014

    To prove my dorkiness,

    here is my cover of The Fresh Prince theme song. https://youtu.be/dQwDIefO9Hg
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Feb 15

    I headed out to the polls today with the

    purpose of voting against Trump. I have been a registered Republican since college but I apparently changed my affiliation to Independent last time I registered. I showed up at my site to vote and my name wasn't on the list. So the nice old man called to see where I needed to go...
    ijustneed2talk ijustneed2talk
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Mar 1

    So I've Been Told..........

    repeatedly... dork.... and even called a "dorkfish"... to be honest... i don't even like corndogs..... oh no... now i've probably offended the whole southern states *laughing* I'm SUCH a dork. (thanks Bill Engvall)..
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Oct 26, 2013

    what is dork? did the guy

    that created this group mean pork?
    BaReFooTSexy BaReFooTSexy
    26-30, M
    May 22, 2015

    Apparently I am. I have a friend.

    This is like her favorite nickname for me. She calls me and tells me I'm a dork all the time. lol.
    DarthJustice DarthJustice
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 17, 2014

    guess this 1 kinda goes with "i dork out

    sometimes"...but it doesnt mean quite the same thing...the dictionary defines dork as: a dull, slow-witted, or socially inept person...pretty sure im not dull or slow...but im pretty good at being socially inept!...i mean im a 14 yo boy who still likes 2 play with legos...and...
    IamAndy IamAndy
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2014
    bloodynightmares97 bloodynightmares97
    22-25, T
    Apr 19, 2015

    yeah I have a note book full of Gravity Falls

    loose ends I found five pages on just loose ends and 20 for notes
    dailyracingdadboy dailyracingdadboy
    26-30, M
    Feb 15
    toobreezzee toobreezzee
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 13, 2014
    Mermer4 Mermer4
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 26, 2015

    Boy,,,,am I ever ,,,,

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 28, 2015

    Yup

    I will... blurt out something that popped in my head, and realise immediately it's going to cause an awkward silence. say something in the wrong way. look everywhere for something that right under my nose. giggle like a kid when something amuses me. jump up and down like a kid...
    DancingFox DancingFox
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Oct 17, 2011

    The word 'dork' is one I associate with my

    grandpa - he always said it. He is one the kindest, sweetest and funniest men I have ever known. So I only call people who I really care about a 'dork'.
    Daisella Daisella
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 20, 2015

    Eccentricity of dorks makes the world a lot

    better. Dorks pull the best of the weirdest, funniest, oddest things in the most random times (even in the face of problems). Proud dork! Love y'all~
    drunkpotato drunkpotato
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 21, 2015
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