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I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    At Least I Used To Be

    I've been told by others that they like me better as just Juice. Apparently I'm easier to swallow that way...
    V8fusion V8fusion 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2010

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    XXburnttoastXX XXburnttoastXX 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 5, 2014

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    I want your treasure.

    ..show me your dubloons... ;)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 13, 2014

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    Arrrrrr, me hearties.

    I am part of the Nutella crew of the Nuhterellah boat! Give us your chocolate spread, or you'll be marooned on the isle of D.E.A.T.H. (Dopey Elephants And Terrible Hooligans).
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 19, 2014

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    papercastles papercastles 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 5, 2014

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    My Booty

    I gotta protect it from those that want to take it!
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2013

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    WHAT'S MY AREA OF EXPERTISE?

    DID U EVEN HAVE TO ASK?   FYI- IT GOES WITH THE PIC: Not all nuts fit the above definition. In fact, Webster's New World Dictionary of the American Language (1970) also defines a nut as a foolish, crazy or eccentric person, or one of the two testicles in a male. Many...
    fukkboii fukkboii 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 23, 2009

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    JnRxRockz JnRxRockz 16-17 Jan 14, 2011

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    I Wish

    Still I can pretend, right? it's harmless.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 12, 2009

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    You're mad! ..... Well thank goodness

    for that cos if I wasn't this would probably never work!!
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At

    Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Dec 7, 2013

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    Personally, I'm more Prince

    than Pirate. Ok, well, mostly.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 12, 2014

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    Deadeye Jane!

    For the most part, I took one of those blogthings quizzes and it said my Pirate name was, "Deadeye Jane". I did that quiz months ago, but I fancied the name! So, when I joined the Pirate game on FaceBook, that's the name I picked for my character too. So, in a wannabe...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 11 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    Sept 19

    Arrrgggh me maties. September 19 is "Talk like a pirate day". There be translaters online that take your landlubber talk and make it understandable, understand ye chumheads?  Good, I see we have an understandin.
    ohnudeone ohnudeone 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Look at my new profile pic ;) That says it all.

    "Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over 40 victim of fate." J. Buffett Several aspects make me a pirate. First a life long Pirate baseball fan, LETS GO BUCS! Also a Jimmy Buffett fan. Either you're a parrothead...
    StormWatcher69 StormWatcher69 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 16, 2014

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    Searching For That Hidden Chest Of Gold

    When i was about say eight,or maybe slightly younger , i imagined that there was gold , awhile chest of it ,left by some pirate in the 1700's or even the 1600's. Either way ,i was going to find it,that elusive chest of gold because i had seen quite a few pirate movies on our new...
    dragonfang dragonfang 51-55, M Sep 15, 2013

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    But im captain Jack Sparrow!

    ... You are probably the worst pirate I've ever heard of... Ah... but you have heard of me!
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M Dec 30, 2014

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    Oh why is the rum always gone?

    ..... 'Hicup'..... Oh thats why
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    -sings dramatically- We are the pirates

    who don't do anythinggg, We just stay at home and lie arounddd, And if you ask us to do anythinggg, We'll just tell youuu, We don't do anythinggg... Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver. And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I...
    IntoTheWyld IntoTheWyld 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 4, 2014

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    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the

    South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small ship and had to dump cargo when we got something better. The mermaids made more $ than us. It was the most excitement I ever had in those 8...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2013

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    I look like one. At least

    when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower 16-17, F Jan 26, 2014

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Aaaaarrr! This be true!

    Red&white spotted bandana, eye patch over me left eye. Cutlas in me belt and a big gold earring in me left ear! Walks with a limp after bein shot by a canon! Sailing the seven seas looking for other vessels to pillage! Drinkin rum and singing bawdy sailor songs. Aaa haaaa!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 5, 2014

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    Lol I just liked it because I said it out loud

    like a pirate when I read it.
    MysticalUnicorn14 MysticalUnicorn14 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 16, 2014

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    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 2, 2009

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    Aye, Hell If I Know Ye'll Ne'er Get Me Buried Booty!

    Aye, goin' t' raise hell and take you with me matey Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 7, 2010

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    Where's my rum damn it?

    WHERE IS IT???
    Spilled Spilled 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 5, 2014

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    wuzgnu wuzgnu 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    Scruvy Dog That I Am

    Your Pirate Name Is: Lieutenant-Colonel Neck Snapper Ned I'm the scourge of the seven sea'sYarrgh!
    Southernman48 Southernman48 46-50, M Jan 17, 2011

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    Pretty sure I am sorta like one,

    I dress like one too, in this decade of course.
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 15, 2014

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    "Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! You know this song, parrot? Feel free to join in anytime. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Drink up...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Arrrr! Tis a pirate's life I be lookin' for!! With a parrot on mi shoulder. A patch over mi eye and a black spot in mi pocket!! Break out the rum matey! And in the spirit of cap'n...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    Attention. all minions we are getting ready to set sail. attention. all minions we are getting ready to set sail. please report to the nearest port of entry to board the ship...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    But I am extremely happy to see "Black Sails" return. Finally, some pirate booty to oogle.
    JJjenniejones JJjenniejones 41-45, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    "Has It Come To This?" Original Pirate Material Yer listening to the streets Lock down your aerial Make yerself at home We got diesel or some of that homegrown Sit back in yer...
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    1. Had 3 kids before I turned 22 2. Been married 2x 3. Traveled across the east coast 4. Been to Times Square for Christmas 5. Kicked drugs 6. Been a complete mess 7. Learned...
    KittenHasClaws1980 KittenHasClaws1980 31-35, F Dec 29, 2014

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    so, im bored tonight. lets talk about me, shall we. first up, I was born in Somalia. im not a pirate but I do think that would be cool to be one. ok maybe not. but then when I was...
    HeySafaaJust HeySafaaJust 13-15, F Dec 30, 2014

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