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I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    My Booty

    I gotta protect it from those that want to take it!
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2013

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 12 Responses Jan 26

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    I look like one. At least

    when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    Scruvy Dog That I Am

    Your Pirate Name Is: Lieutenant-Colonel Neck Snapper Ned I'm the scourge of the seven sea'sYarrgh!
    Southernman48 Southernman48 46-50, M Jan 17, 2011

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    At Least I Used To Be

    I've been told by others that they like me better as just Juice. Apparently I'm easier to swallow that way...
    V8fusion V8fusion 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2010

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    WHAT'S MY AREA OF EXPERTISE?

    DID U EVEN HAVE TO ASK?   FYI- IT GOES WITH THE PIC: Not all nuts fit the above definition. In fact, Webster's New World Dictionary of the American Language (1970) also defines a nut as a foolish, crazy or eccentric person, or one of the two testicles in a male. Many...
    fukkboii fukkboii 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 23, 2009

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    Arrrrrr, me hearties.

    I am part of the Nutella crew of the Nuhterellah boat! Give us your chocolate spread, or you'll be marooned on the isle of D.E.A.T.H. (Dopey Elephants And Terrible Hooligans).
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 19

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    I Wish

    Still I can pretend, right? it's harmless.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 12, 2009

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    I want your treasure.

    ..show me your dubloons... ;)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 13

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    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At

    Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2013

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    Aye, Hell If I Know Ye'll Ne'er Get Me Buried Booty!

    Aye, goin' t' raise hell and take you with me matey Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 7, 2010

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    Deadeye Jane!

    For the most part, I took one of those blogthings quizzes and it said my Pirate name was, "Deadeye Jane". I did that quiz months ago, but I fancied the name! So, when I joined the Pirate game on FaceBook, that's the name I picked for my character too. So, in a wannabe...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    JnRxRockz JnRxRockz 16-17 Jan 14, 2011

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    Searching For That Hidden Chest Of Gold

    When i was about say eight,or maybe slightly younger , i imagined that there was gold , awhile chest of it ,left by some pirate in the 1700's or even the 1600's. Either way ,i was going to find it,that elusive chest of gold because i had seen quite a few pirate movies on our new...
    dragonfang dragonfang 51-55, M Sep 15, 2013

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    Look at my new profile pic ;) That says it all.

    "Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over 40 victim of fate." J. Buffett Several aspects make me a pirate. First a life long Pirate baseball fan, LETS GO BUCS! Also a Jimmy Buffett fan. Either you're a parrothead...
    StormWatcher69 StormWatcher69 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the

    South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small ship and had to dump cargo when we got something better. The mermaids made more $ than us. It was the most excitement I ever had in those 8...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2013

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    Personally, I'm more Prince

    than Pirate. Ok, well, mostly.
    RLB2 RLB2 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 12

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    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 2, 2009

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    Sept 19

    Arrrgggh me maties. September 19 is "Talk like a pirate day". There be translaters online that take your landlubber talk and make it understandable, understand ye chumheads?  Good, I see we have an understandin.
    ohnudeone ohnudeone 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Like not a modern day one..like the ones in pirates of the Caribbean! Their dangerous lifestyle, travelling the world, the things they wear, the battles. Wish I could go back in...
    dancingSpider dancingSpider 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    I have been putting off writing a pirate adventure story and finally decided to continue where I left off two months ago...if you want to read what I have and tell me what I can...
    MostArdently MostArdently 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Well, I finished Ninja Gaiden Black on Hard, I thoroughly beat Assassins Creed Blackflag and I have played more than my fair share of Star Wars games, so.... close enough.
    HVVENEZIA HVVENEZIA 22-25, M Sep 21

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    Ethan5926gvj7 Ethan5926gvj7 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Okay, so I really like the game "Five Nights at Freddy's," and I like Foxy because I identify with him in my current situation, so I wrote a poem about him... The Lament of the...
    YoureMyGlowstone YoureMyGlowstone 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 23

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    I desire to Enable you know how prosperous our pleasurable day at Mugdock Nation Park was yesterday and likewise to thank you for serving to us to rearrange the working day...
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    Florida's Atlantic Coast Beaches are as varied as Florida itself. During the north A part of the point out, the beaches are pure have a lot of locations where by hardly a condo or...
    Jewelgzr Jewelgzr 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    A tasty buffet of salads with nearby veggies and a number of curries are served. There is also a very captivating decision of desserts.Fodor's might use your e-mail tackle to ship...
    Keniaga838 Keniaga838 31-35, M Sep 23

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    Jenipe Jenipe 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    Jenipe Jenipe 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand And now she's in me...
    Marisa85 Marisa85 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    The situation and facility's with numerous compact Sunshine traps to lounge in, from the key making. Huge room, large lavatory with jacuzzi bath and privet Solar terrace.The food...
    Willy52yt Willy52yt 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    I was thinking pirate but cant were an eyepatch any one hav i deas -no vamps zombies or bunnies -
    jessie8g jessie8g 13-15, F 11 Responses Sep 24

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    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    I might have liked to acquire frequented Silhouette island but this was not possible as Labriz resort has not opened yet. Also...It will be my aspiration to visit North island and...
    Jewelgzr Jewelgzr 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    Jacksonpj05 Jacksonpj05 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    Jenipe Jenipe 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    The whistle of a freight train howled into the night. It sounded like that noise when you blow across an empty bottleneck, but like way louder. Wind slithered past the open door...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 25

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    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 26

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    “A fat pirate is a vast matey.”
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Sep 26

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    The 5 white sand shorelines are complemented by just 37 guest rooms which can be dwarfed by the coconut palms and charmingly styled with their island-environment in your mind...
    Jewelgzr Jewelgzr 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 26

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    Jacksonpj05 Jacksonpj05 31-35, M Sep 26

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