I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    JohnDoeSa JohnDoeSa
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 16
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 5, 2014

    i love Pirates of the Caribbeancause of

    that i say arrrrrrrgggghhhhahahave seen every movie love all partsawaiting the new film i hope it will be awesomebut most fav is Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's Endlife of adventure trutly the perfect life
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 1, 2015

    Why does it take so long

    for pirates to learn the alphabet? ...because they spend so long at C!
    Slytherin4Lyfe Slytherin4Lyfe
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2015

    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 23, 2014

    -sings dramatically- We are the pirates

    who don't do anythinggg, We just stay at home and lie arounddd, And if you ask us to do anythinggg, We'll just tell youuu, We don't do anythinggg... Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver. And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I...
    EternalVexOfTheLogicalMind EternalVexOfTheLogicalMind
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 4, 2014

    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *grins*
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Mar 2, 2015

    Arrrrgh I'm a legit pirate,

    no seriously look at me!
    AmyEmerson22 AmyEmerson22
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Feb 8

    I look like one. At least

    when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2014
    Fatherofthedaughter Fatherofthedaughter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Sep 19, 2015
    shaun7654 shaun7654
    13-15, M
    Feb 6, 2015
    ToughKitty ToughKitty
    31-35, F
    13 Responses Mar 7

    Seriously, I will run you through

    and take your booty. And steal all the buried treasure too. That and get wasted in Tortuga
    NoDaveParty NoDaveParty
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 10

    Arrrrrr, me hearties.

    I am part of the Nutella crew of the Nuhterellah boat! Give us your chocolate spread, or you'll be marooned on the isle of D.E.A.T.H. (Dopey Elephants And Terrible Hooligans).
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 19, 2014

    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At

    Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Dec 7, 2013

    Where's my rum damn it?

    WHERE IS IT???
    Spilled Spilled
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 5, 2014
    MrZenigata MrZenigata
    26-30, M
    Apr 20, 2015
    emoteemo emoteemo
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jun 25, 2015

    Personally, I'm more Prince

    than Pirate. Ok, well, mostly.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 12, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 12

    Pretty sure I am sorta like one,

    I dress like one too, in this decade of course.
    Profweird Profweird
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 15, 2014

    Lol I just liked it because I said it out loud

    like a pirate when I read it.
    MysticalUnicorn14 MysticalUnicorn14
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 16, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 1, 2015
    grower629 grower629
    51-55, M
    Mar 12
    wordofwarning wordofwarning
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 25, 2015

    Oh why is the rum always gone?

    ..... 'Hicup'..... Oh thats why
    Xalinder Xalinder
    36-40, M
    1 Response Dec 30, 2014

    This is the experience

    that brought me here.....so, be happy you can taste my terrible jokes now :D
    EatingSomeCereal EatingSomeCereal
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 2
    colindi colindi
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 30, 2015
    micaira7 micaira7
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 10
    ThunderWaffles ThunderWaffles
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Nov 5, 2014

    This experience brought me here to EP.

    So, thank it for another time-waster on here XD
    EatingCereal EatingCereal
    18-21, M
    Jan 2

    "Are yall ready kids?

    !" Aye Aye Cap'n! "Ooooooh!" :P
    Raptax231 Raptax231
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 10, 2015
    atiekay atiekay
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 11, 2015

    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweetKiester SweetKiester
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Jan 26, 2014

    I am now....Arrrrrrrgggghhh.

    ... I had cataract surgery, yesterday and I don't mind saying I was a little bit scared, although, my blood pressure was, surprisingly, below normal. Go figure. I was prepped for surgery...a series of eye drops... a surgical mat placed and taped down over my face with a hole...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Jan 30, 2015

    I like pirates in anything nautical my office

    at the Golf Course and my home decor is on the other court and pirate thing I even have skull and crossbones pajamas and underwear I also even have a sign with skull and crossbones that says keep out on my bedroom door and I have a model pirate ship on my wall in my apartment
    me0883 me0883
    22-25, M
    Aug 2, 2015
    andrewvickers andrewvickers
    22-25, M
    Apr 25, 2015

    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the

    South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small ship and had to dump cargo when we got something better. The mermaids made more $ than us. It was the most excitement I ever had in those 8...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 29, 2013
    roacho85 roacho85
    26-30, M
    Apr 11

    I pirate single player games!

    Yarrrgh 4K graphics arrgh 1920x1080 display yarrrrr harrrr
    EvanRLC EvanRLC
    13-15, M
    1 Response Mar 1

    What Was Your Past Life According To Your

    Personality? You were a pirate in your past life! Your personality reveals that your life was spent on the open sea, seeking adventure and treasure! You're a survivor with a strong sense of self and an indomitable wanderlust. Your love of the sea, new experiences, travel and...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Sep 16, 2015

    According to the Gospel of The Flying

    Spaghettimonster, His chosen people are pirates so if you want to go to heaven with all its beer volcanoes and ********-factories - dress like a pirate!
    Xenox Xenox
    31-35, M
    3 Responses May 12, 2015

    graduated Park University.

    .... that totally makes me a Pirate!!
    Llyz Llyz
    36-40, F
    Sep 29, 2015
    tornsin tornsin
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Mar 12, 2015
    AllisonDeajaVu AllisonDeajaVu
    13-15, F
    1 Response Dec 19, 2015

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