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I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    Arrrrgh I'm a legit pirate,

    no seriously look at me!
    AmyEmerson22 AmyEmerson22 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am now....Arrrrrrrgggghhh.

    ... I had cataract surgery, yesterday and I don't mind saying I was a little bit scared, although, my blood pressure was, surprisingly, below normal. Go figure. I was prepped for surgery...a series of eye drops... a surgical mat placed and taped down over my face with a hole...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 9 Responses Jan 30, 2015

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the

    South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small ship and had to dump cargo when we got something better. The mermaids made more $ than us. It was the most excitement I ever had in those 8...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2013

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    i love Pirates of the Caribbeancause of

    that i say arrrrrrrgggghhhhahahave seen every movie love all partsawaiting the new film i hope it will be awesomebut most fav is Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's Endlife of adventure trutly the perfect life
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 1, 2015

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *grins*
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 2, 2015

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    Oh why is the rum always gone?

    ..... 'Hicup'..... Oh thats why
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    colindi colindi 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2015

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    Seriously, I will run you through

    and take your booty. And steal all the buried treasure too. That and get wasted in Tortuga
    davidschild37 davidschild37 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    Where's my rum damn it?

    WHERE IS IT???
    Spilled Spilled 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 5, 2014

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    Why does it take so long

    for pirates to learn the alphabet? ...because they spend so long at C!
    CheyCheyAislinn CheyCheyAislinn 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 28, 2015

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    Arrrrrr, me hearties.

    I am part of the Nutella crew of the Nuhterellah boat! Give us your chocolate spread, or you'll be marooned on the isle of D.E.A.T.H. (Dopey Elephants And Terrible Hooligans).
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 19, 2014

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    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Apr 20, 2015

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    But im captain Jack Sparrow!

    ... You are probably the worst pirate I've ever heard of... Ah... but you have heard of me!
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M Dec 30, 2014

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    graduated Park University.

    .... that totally makes me a Pirate!!
    Llyz Llyz 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2015

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    atiekay atiekay 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 11, 2015

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    Personally, I'm more Prince

    than Pirate. Ok, well, mostly.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 12, 2014

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    -sings dramatically- We are the pirates

    who don't do anythinggg, We just stay at home and lie arounddd, And if you ask us to do anythinggg, We'll just tell youuu, We don't do anythinggg... Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver. And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I...
    EternalVexOfTheLogicalMind EternalVexOfTheLogicalMind 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 4, 2014

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    I like pirates in anything nautical my office

    at the Golf Course and my home decor is on the other court and pirate thing I even have skull and crossbones pajamas and underwear I also even have a sign with skull and crossbones that says keep out on my bedroom door and I have a model pirate ship on my wall in my apartment
    me0883 me0883 22-25, M Aug 2, 2015

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    Fatherofthedaughter Fatherofthedaughter 51-55, M 3 Responses Sep 19, 2015

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    andrewvickers andrewvickers 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 25, 2015

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    Avast thee matie....do

    as say or the plank you'll walk....ARRRGGHH
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 8

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    tornsin tornsin 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 12, 2015

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    JohnDoeSa JohnDoeSa 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    wuzgnu wuzgnu 66-70, M 1 Response Jan 7, 2015

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    shaun7654 shaun7654 13-15, M Feb 6, 2015

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    I look like one. At least

    when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 26, 2014

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    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At

    Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of...
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M Dec 7, 2013

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    Lol I just liked it because I said it out loud

    like a pirate when I read it.
    MysticalUnicorn14 MysticalUnicorn14 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 16, 2014

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    According to the Gospel of The Flying

    Spaghettimonster, His chosen people are pirates so if you want to go to heaven with all its beer volcanoes and ********-factories - dress like a pirate!
    Xenox Xenox 31-35, M 3 Responses May 12, 2015

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    wordofwarning wordofwarning 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 25, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 5, 2014

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    AllisonDeajaVu AllisonDeajaVu 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 19, 2015

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    Nenmir Nenmir 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 5, 2014

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    Pretty sure I am sorta like one,

    I dress like one too, in this decade of course.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 15, 2014

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    This experience brought me here to EP.

    So, thank it for another time-waster on here XD
    EatingCereal EatingCereal 18-21, M Jan 2

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    micaira7 micaira7 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    emoteemo emoteemo 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 25, 2015

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    Not trying to be a pirate,

    but I rock a nice pirate stache! Scurvy and whatnot!
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar 26-30, M Jan 30, 2015

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    What Was Your Past Life According To Your

    Personality? You were a pirate in your past life! Your personality reveals that your life was spent on the open sea, seeking adventure and treasure! You're a survivor with a strong sense of self and an indomitable wanderlust. Your love of the sea, new experiences, travel and...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 16, 2015

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    "Are yall ready kids?

    !" Aye Aye Cap'n! "Ooooooh!" :P
    Raptax231 Raptax231 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2015

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