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I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    WHAT'S MY AREA OF EXPERTISE? - DID U EVEN HAVE TO ASK?   FYI- IT GOES WITH THE PIC: Not all nuts fit the above definition. In fact, Webster's New World Dictionary of...
    fukkboii fukkboii 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 23, 2009

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    Scruvy Dog That I Am - Your Pirate Name Is: Lieutenant-Colonel Neck Snapper Ned I'm the scourge of the seven sea'sYarrgh!
    Southernman48 Southernman48 46-50, M Jan 17, 2011

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    I look like one. At least when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    Aye, Hell If I Know Ye'll Ne'er Get Me Buried Booty! - Aye, goin' t' raise hell and take you with me matey Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 7, 2010

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    At Least I Used To Be - I've been told by others that they like me better as just Juice. Apparently I'm easier to swallow that way...
    V8fusion V8fusion 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2010

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    Sept 19 - Arrrgggh me maties. September 19 is "Talk like a pirate day". There be translaters online that take your landlubber talk and make it understandable, understand...
    ohnudeone ohnudeone 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2013

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    I Wish - Still I can pretend, right? it's harmless.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 12, 2009

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 11 Responses Jan 26

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    I want your treasure...show me your dubloons... ;)
    Bellastasia Bellastasia 26-30, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Deadeye Jane! - For the most part, I took one of those blogthings quizzes and it said my Pirate name was, "Deadeye Jane". I did that quiz months ago, but I fancied the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2013

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    My Booty - I gotta protect it from those that want to take it!
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2013

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    The Rogue Unmasked My Queen I know that I have been a thorn in your side, I do apologize a bit for that, but as you will soon see it was for a purpose. The evils that you have...
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    "Chasing Pirates" - Norah JonesIn your message you saidYou were goin' to bedBut I'm not done with the nightSo I stayed up to readBut your words in my headGot me mixed up so I...
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    Club 33 at Disneyland If you have ever heard of Club 33, at Disneyland, it’s another of Disney’s special treats. Have you ever walked by the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and...
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    He's A Pirate - Pirates Of Caribbean Theme (Progressive Rock Remix by Me) hahahttps://soundcloud.com/mrwhateveryournameis/hes-a-pirate
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    Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Cause they arrrrr.
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    I love my best friend! She's more like a sister to me but I can't stand her MOM. It's like she's out to get me and her. We can be at the house watching Netflix in the living room...
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    I love Requiem vampire knight. the story happens in Resurrection, meaning hell. Resurrection is a negative of the Earth. Located in the heart of limbo, this planet gives the...
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    I saw the last pirates of the Carrabian (idk how to spell that) right before they took it down, it was packed there too, i dont know why they closed the place :(
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    1. I love to read, reality depresses me so I go to other realities by reading. 2. Fine I admit I'm Otaku (anime nerd) anime also another distraction from reality 3. I get...
    Moonbay Moonbay 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I never smoke cigarettes. EVER. Cigarettes are just too nasty for me, they smell horrid and the odor of them gets everywhere. In your clothes, in your house, in your own body and...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 22

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    when i was a kid i was in a few commercials for bounty and for these home companys and for this cat food lol. And Ive been on the news many times. Once when I was a kid I was named...
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M Mar 22

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    To my child who had their party yesterday. Pirates fun and games all afternoon went down a treat. Opening presents was great although granny did by a pair of angry bird socks and...
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    1. I hope that one day I will have a book published. 2. I wish I could read other people's minds, simply to know if they're lying and knowing what they really think. 3. I want...
    captaintera captaintera 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    I'm writing a story for a contest that must consist of a thousand words or below. So I decided to write a story based on the American Revolution, which takes place in a battlefield...
    Fortiplex Fortiplex 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    but obviously I'm a WOMAN lol KENNY CHESNEY "Better As A Memory" I move on like a sinners prayer Letting go like a levee breaks Walk away as if I don't care Learn to...
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F Mar 27

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    Hear ye, hear ye... Let it be known that the Queen has vowed off all scamps, scoundrels, rogues and pirates and will only keep the company of nice men (if there are any out there...
    livelaughlovedream3 livelaughlovedream3 41-45, F 8 Responses Mar 27

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    these guys hit on me every single day and I will show all that I remember they told me from last week "nice legs, what time do they open?" "babe you make my palms sweaty, knees...
    lynetteTheChic lynetteTheChic 13-15, F Mar 27

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    I had both backs of my thighs done tonight with big fancy script under my bum reading, "A Pirate's Life for Me". It looks so good!! Perfect size and location to mimic the look of...
    princessbumbleB princessbumbleB 26-30, F Mar 27

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    My Party DressI've found my dress for the party! You can't see the bodice very well in this photo, but I assure you, it's quite pretty and artfully presents certain assets.As for...
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    I'm a bully, I admit that, but I'm only a bully to people who think too much of themselves. (I really hate those type of people) So, in literature class, our teacher was currently...
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 28

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    Australian slang should be kept in Australia with the bogans who loved using them, their butchery of English language is worst than Singapore singlish version, makes it feel like...
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    I am eighteen years old, and I have been taking vocal lessons for three years now. My vocal range is G3-F#6, but I haven't learned a song with anything above an Eb6 yet, and even...
    gch1995 gch1995 18-21, F Mar 31

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    My current best movies are Tinkerbell & the pirate fairy AND Frozen... Watch these every week and im not ashamed!
    S3xym4m4 S3xym4m4 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 2

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    Breaking News!We have just come across a video of the Pirate doing the Goat Dance in his Expressive Speedo.Warning, might cause irrepressible bouts of laughter. Watch at your own...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 7 Responses Apr 3

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    Redemption Song" Old pirates, yes, they rob I; Sold I to the merchant ships, Minutes after they took I From the bottomless pit. But my hand was made strong By the 'and of the...
    newlifejuliana newlifejuliana 31-35, F Apr 3

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    So I watched the pirate fairy......AMAZING!!!! Lol I loved it! Honestly I thought younger hook was cute.
    broadwaybabe99 broadwaybabe99 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 4

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     Jayjay, Paigy, Dusty, Lark, Katie, Lindy, Riley and Tiffani. Theyre a mix of grade 8 and grade 9 girls haha. Because im friends with most girls in grades 10-12. They are my...
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M Apr 4

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    Royal Pirates ~ Shout Out
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    My friend first introduced me to minecraft 3 years ago and it took me two years to get the full game (before idk what I had to tell you the truth I think it was pirated and didn't...
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    An olde, owed, ode, to Nothing. Entropy, a warm puppy on a cold day, black folded into black and whisked until frothy, a letter, in uniform, or cuneiform, swaddled in papyrus...
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