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I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    andrewvickers andrewvickers 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 25

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    -sings dramatically- We are the pirates

    who don't do anythinggg, We just stay at home and lie arounddd, And if you ask us to do anythinggg, We'll just tell youuu, We don't do anythinggg... Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver. And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I...
    EternalVexOfTheLogicalMind EternalVexOfTheLogicalMind 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 4, 2014

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    Nenmir Nenmir 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 5, 2014

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    I am now....Arrrrrrrgggghhh.

    ... I had cataract surgery, yesterday and I don't mind saying I was a little bit scared, although, my blood pressure was, surprisingly, below normal. Go figure. I was prepped for surgery...a series of eye drops... a surgical mat placed and taped down over my face with a hole...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 10 Responses Jan 30

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    emoteemo emoteemo 26-30, F 5 Responses Jun 25

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    Aaaaarrr! This be true!

    Red&white spotted bandana, eye patch over me left eye. Cutlas in me belt and a big gold earring in me left ear! Walks with a limp after bein shot by a canon! Sailing the seven seas looking for other vessels to pillage! Drinkin rum and singing bawdy sailor songs. Aaa haaaa!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 5, 2014

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    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 2, 2009

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 1

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    Oh why is the rum always gone?

    ..... 'Hicup'..... Oh thats why
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    Where's my rum damn it?

    WHERE IS IT???
    Spilled Spilled 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 5, 2014

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    Pretty sure I am sorta like one,

    I dress like one too, in this decade of course.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 15, 2014

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    My Booty

    I gotta protect it from those that want to take it!
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2013

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    wordofwarning wordofwarning 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 25

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    Personally, I'm more Prince

    than Pirate. Ok, well, mostly.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 12, 2014

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    wuzgnu wuzgnu 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    i love Pirates of the Caribbeancause of

    that i say arrrrrrrgggghhhhahahave seen every movie love all partsawaiting the new film i hope it will be awesomebut most fav is Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's Endlife of adventure trutly the perfect life
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 1

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    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Apr 20

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    "Are yall ready kids?

    !" Aye Aye Cap'n! "Ooooooh!" :P
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    I want your treasure.

    ..show me your dubloons... ;)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 13, 2014

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    According to the Gospel of The Flying

    Spaghettimonster, His chosen people are pirates so if you want to go to heaven with all its beer volcanoes and ********-factories - dress like a pirate!
    Xenox Xenox 31-35, M 3 Responses May 12

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *grins*
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 2

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    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At

    Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Dec 7, 2013

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    Look at my new profile pic ;) That says it all.

    "Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over 40 victim of fate." J. Buffett Several aspects make me a pirate. First a life long Pirate baseball fan, LETS GO BUCS! Also a Jimmy Buffett fan. Either you're a parrothead...
    StormWatcher69 StormWatcher69 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 16, 2014

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    atiekay atiekay 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 11

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 5, 2014

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    tornsin tornsin 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 12

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    Arrrrrr, me hearties.

    I am part of the Nutella crew of the Nuhterellah boat! Give us your chocolate spread, or you'll be marooned on the isle of D.E.A.T.H. (Dopey Elephants And Terrible Hooligans).
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 19, 2014

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 9 Responses Jan 26, 2014

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    You're mad! ..... Well thank goodness

    for that cos if I wasn't this would probably never work!!
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    But im captain Jack Sparrow!

    ... You are probably the worst pirate I've ever heard of... Ah... but you have heard of me!
    Xalinder Xalinder 36-40, M Dec 30, 2014

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    shaun7654 shaun7654 13-15, M Feb 6

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    Weeeeeellllll.....movies

    and games anyhow **wink wink
    AudioTravylerRavenwolf AudioTravylerRavenwolf 13-15, F May 20

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    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the

    South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small ship and had to dump cargo when we got something better. The mermaids made more $ than us. It was the most excitement I ever had in those 8...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2013

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Not trying to be a pirate,

    but I rock a nice pirate stache! Scurvy and whatnot!
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar 26-30, M Jan 30

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    I look like one. At least

    when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 26, 2014

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    Lol I just liked it because I said it out loud

    like a pirate when I read it.
    MysticalUnicorn14 MysticalUnicorn14 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 16, 2014

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    So I get the question a lot "where does the Captain come from?" The story/memory behind it was my father was the captain freight fishing boat. And every time he was at home, I was...
    CaptainBlake CaptainBlake 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Are you a pirate? Cause I want yo booty. If you were a baseball and I was a bat, would you let me hit that? If I used spell check, it would turn "you & I" into "us". If you were...
    ThisIsMarie ThisIsMarie 13-15, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    MY WORLD. The world seemed in my brace As thee slept on my chest. Soft kisses that I pecked on cheeks Honey nectar sipped my lips. Serene joy nestles the bosom In anon; it hast...
    rajchkraborty rajchkraborty 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    Sea turtles mate! 😏. For every unexplained incident 😂😂. Love it.
    PcIaMr PcIaMr 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Will always be my favourite, every single one of them
    NoUsernameInserted NoUsernameInserted 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    The only funny movies I ever liked are the Pirates of the Caribbean ones.