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I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    My Booty

    I gotta protect it from those that want to take it!
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2013

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    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the

    South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small ship and had to dump cargo when we got something better. The mermaids made more $ than us. It was the most excitement I ever had in those 8...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2013

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    Scruvy Dog That I Am

    Your Pirate Name Is: Lieutenant-Colonel Neck Snapper Ned I'm the scourge of the seven sea'sYarrgh!
    Southernman48 Southernman48 46-50, M Jan 17, 2011

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    Aye, Hell If I Know Ye'll Ne'er Get Me Buried Booty!

    Aye, goin' t' raise hell and take you with me matey Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 7, 2010

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    Arrrrrr, me hearties.

    I am part of the Nutella crew of the Nuhterellah boat! Give us your chocolate spread, or you'll be marooned on the isle of D.E.A.T.H. (Dopey Elephants And Terrible Hooligans).
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want your treasure.

    ..show me your dubloons... ;)
    Bellastasia Bellastasia 31-35, F 6 Responses Apr 13

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    Sept 19

    Arrrgggh me maties. September 19 is "Talk like a pirate day". There be translaters online that take your landlubber talk and make it understandable, understand ye chumheads?  Good, I see we have an understandin.
    ohnudeone ohnudeone 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Personally, I'm more Prince

    than Pirate. Ok, well, mostly.
    RLB2 RLB2 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 12

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 11 Responses Jan 26

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    JnRxRockz JnRxRockz 16-17 Jan 14, 2011

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    Deadeye Jane!

    For the most part, I took one of those blogthings quizzes and it said my Pirate name was, "Deadeye Jane". I did that quiz months ago, but I fancied the name! So, when I joined the Pirate game on FaceBook, that's the name I picked for my character too. So, in a wannabe...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    Searching For That Hidden Chest Of Gold

    When i was about say eight,or maybe slightly younger , i imagined that there was gold , awhile chest of it ,left by some pirate in the 1700's or even the 1600's. Either way ,i was going to find it,that elusive chest of gold because i had seen quite a few pirate movies on our new...
    dragonfang dragonfang 51-55, M Sep 15, 2013

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    I Wish

    Still I can pretend, right? it's harmless.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 12, 2009

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    At Least I Used To Be

    I've been told by others that they like me better as just Juice. Apparently I'm easier to swallow that way...
    V8fusion V8fusion 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2010

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    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 2, 2009

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    I look like one. At least

    when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At

    Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2013

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    WHAT'S MY AREA OF EXPERTISE?

    DID U EVEN HAVE TO ASK?   FYI- IT GOES WITH THE PIC: Not all nuts fit the above definition. In fact, Webster's New World Dictionary of the American Language (1970) also defines a nut as a foolish, crazy or eccentric person, or one of the two testicles in a male. Many...
    fukkboii fukkboii 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 23, 2009

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    Johnny Depp inspires me to be one xD
    zoelle zoelle 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    I have a massive amount of songs and CD's and quite a few np3 players have been sold filled to the brim with song requests and some extras that theyay have a taste for...
    kieth1994 kieth1994 18-21, M 3 Responses Jun 24

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    ...And I'm her favourite minion,LOSERS!! U_U
    NobodyCanEverHearHerCall NobodyCanEverHearHerCall 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    Hai guyz!! :DD This is the story of two hyper girls and an ugly pug-cat, with the ambition to one day rule the world. Together, after meeting literally 48 hours ago, they decided...
    SensitiveSelf SensitiveSelf 13-15 5 Responses Jun 29

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    I was on a boat a couple weeks back. And ya.... I got strong feelings of wanting to be a sailor of some sort. Pirating would fit the desire.
    barrybear barrybear 26-30, M Jul 2

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    *Eats all the Nutella on the ship and tries to hide the evidence* O_O.........
    JadedDivinity JadedDivinity 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I think I've been in this crew far long enough to need to write a story on it! By the way everyone, I AM THE CHEIF NUTELLA EATER because I clean by far the most nutella jars here...
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    A ship was traveling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching their vessel. The captain yells to his crew, "Bring me my red shirt!" The crew brings...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Cause they arrrrr. Q: Why do blacks call white people...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    1. I want to become a character animator, but I haven't even applied to the college I want to go to yet. I only have by the end of this month to do it. 2. I have 1 sister, 1...
    lonachan lonachan 18-21, F Jul 7

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    I don't know why, but when I think of adventure, I think of pirates and the sea. (Not the pirates from this era obviously.)
    Sourminds Sourminds 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Dear Sadie,Knowing you, you've probably already forgiven me even though I haven't forgiven myself. But everyday I miss you. And when I think of you, I have warm, happy memories...
    misspoke misspoke 22-25 1 Response Jun 26

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    Can someone help, I love 80's music 1800 pirate era clothing. I get all the attention in the club.
    badhabitrabbit badhabitrabbit 26-30, M 5 Responses Jun 29

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    From stating the title in a "pirate voice" to my crush to make him burst out laughing to annoying my sisters with a weird sense of humor followed by silly noises. I love to be...
    LizzieFizzie LizzieFizzie 18-21, F Jun 30

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    First I am a bisexual male and don't give a Dam what any of you people who are against bisexual or the LGBT community have to say for this has to do with this post. As a child I...
    fallenzero fallenzero 22-25, M Jun 30

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    Camoflauge Clothing Previous Next There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    9 Facts About Lake Michigan: 1. In size, Lake Michigan ranks third among the Great Lakes, and sixth among all freshwater lakes in the world. 2. Lake Michigan is the only Great...
    Beaver318 Beaver318 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 3

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    RUSSIAN PRISON TATTOOS This informations is from a book, which mentions the meanings of them in the 1980's. There were 35 million serving time in Russian jails then and the ink...
    cpthaddock cpthaddock 51-55, M Jul 4

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    depends on the movie though. Pirates of the Caribbean The Hunger Games Catching Fire The Book Thief Robin Hood (animated animals version๐Ÿ˜‚) National Treasure most Disney movies...
    thefandomthief thefandomthief 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 6

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    The Clash - Radio Clash This is radio clash from pirate satellite
    jgeorge68 jgeorge68 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    Prepare for weirdness... It was sort of a game, and I was the one who got out. Right before I got out, I was confessed to. The loser of the game basically is killed as I was taken...
    HawaiianPunchz HawaiianPunchz 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    "Sons of UDT" He-ey there Army! Backpacking Army! Pick up your packs and follow me! We are the Sons of UDT! He-ey there Marine Corps! Bullet-sponge Marine Corps! Pick up your...
    Danthecrazyman Danthecrazyman 13-15, M Jul 11

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    Haha! Yeah, because then I'll get myself a talking pet lobster and be all breathing underwater, exploring the ocean.... Blanking aqua man when I see him and if he asks me why, then...
    jojijo jojijo 22-25, M Jul 14

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    I wonder why I turn mute whenever I am in front of someone I want to talk to; just simply in front of many people. This is the thing I hate about myself, I am not a spontaneous...
    imerosiie imerosiie 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I've decided ter enter the pirate age an' these are me men ARRRR~! ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ™‹ And this turtle. ๐Ÿข he'll make a fine ninja...
    Sourminds Sourminds 18-21, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    I have an autistic sister and it has gotten much, much worst. She is 15, I am 12 and everything is a competition for her. I get facebook, she gets facebook and then she gets...
    friesiansarebest friesiansarebest 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Imagine Jack Sparrow for moment. Yes, the fictional pirate! He's just a little bit bad, but mostly good, with a wicked sense of humor. He's drop dead sexy, incredibly witty, and...
    bonnefille bonnefille 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    Well it wasn't exactly p** but when I was 16 I wore a right pirate costume with black leggings and a small dress and a hat. I had to poo really bad that day but I needed to be...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    I live on the South Coast of Oregon. I'd like to meet other people in the nearby area, with similar interests to my own (please read "more" on my profile page and check out my...
    MikjallFimbultyr MikjallFimbultyr 36-40, M 2 days ago

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