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I 'm a Pirate Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhh

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    Personally, I'm more Prince

    than Pirate. Ok, well, mostly.
    RLB2 RLB2 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 12

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    Aaaaarrr! This be true!

    Red&white spotted bandana, eye patch over me left eye. Cutlas in me belt and a big gold earring in me left ear! Walks with a limp after bein shot by a canon! Sailing the seven seas looking for other vessels to pillage! Drinkin rum and singing bawdy sailor songs. Aaa haaaa!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 5

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    Arrrrrr, me hearties.

    I am part of the Nutella crew of the Nuhterellah boat! Give us your chocolate spread, or you'll be marooned on the isle of D.E.A.T.H. (Dopey Elephants And Terrible Hooligans).
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Sept 19

    Arrrgggh me maties. September 19 is "Talk like a pirate day". There be translaters online that take your landlubber talk and make it understandable, understand ye chumheads?  Good, I see we have an understandin.
    ohnudeone ohnudeone 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    Look at my new profile pic ;) That says it all.

    "Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late. The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over 40 victim of fate." J. Buffett Several aspects make me a pirate. First a life long Pirate baseball fan, LETS GO BUCS! Also a Jimmy Buffett fan. Either you're a parrothead...
    StormWatcher69 StormWatcher69 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    Back some 35 years ago I was a pirate in the

    South Atlantic. I was trying to get back to the states after a short stint as a mercenary in Angola and Namibia. We had a VERY small ship and had to dump cargo when we got something better. The mermaids made more $ than us. It was the most excitement I ever had in those 8...
    Tuck2Left Tuck2Left 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2013

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    -sings dramatically- We are the pirates

    who don't do anythinggg, We just stay at home and lie arounddd, And if you ask us to do anythinggg, We'll just tell youuu, We don't do anythinggg... Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver. And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I...
    IntoTheWyld IntoTheWyld 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 4

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    WHAT'S MY AREA OF EXPERTISE?

    DID U EVEN HAVE TO ASK?   FYI- IT GOES WITH THE PIC: Not all nuts fit the above definition. In fact, Webster's New World Dictionary of the American Language (1970) also defines a nut as a foolish, crazy or eccentric person, or one of the two testicles in a male. Many...
    fukkboii fukkboii 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 23, 2009

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    Scruvy Dog That I Am

    Your Pirate Name Is: Lieutenant-Colonel Neck Snapper Ned I'm the scourge of the seven sea'sYarrgh!
    Southernman48 Southernman48 46-50, M Jan 17, 2011

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    papercastles papercastles 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    i'm not a Pirate... but cool fact about me

    number ... well... can you have negative cool facts??? My initials +maiden name Initials spell ARGH! which... kinda makes me pirate-ish... maybe.. ok.. just heart it and leave..... *laughs*
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 12 Responses Jan 26

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    Where's my rum damn it?

    WHERE IS IT???
    Spilled Spilled 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 5

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    Deadeye Jane!

    For the most part, I took one of those blogthings quizzes and it said my Pirate name was, "Deadeye Jane". I did that quiz months ago, but I fancied the name! So, when I joined the Pirate game on FaceBook, that's the name I picked for my character too. So, in a wannabe...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    I look like one. At least

    when I take out my tooth. Yes it is removable. Whenever its out so is my inner pirate, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    lostfollower lostfollower 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    I Wish

    Still I can pretend, right? it's harmless.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 12, 2009

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    My Booty

    I gotta protect it from those that want to take it!
    JadedLass JadedLass 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2013

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    Lol I just liked it because I said it out loud

    like a pirate when I read it.
    MysticalUnicorn14 MysticalUnicorn14 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 16

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    JnRxRockz JnRxRockz 16-17 Jan 14, 2011

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    Aye, Hell If I Know Ye'll Ne'er Get Me Buried Booty!

    Aye, goin' t' raise hell and take you with me matey Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 7, 2010

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    Jimmy Buffet - "A Pirate Looks At

    Forty" Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sail to steam In your belly you can hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2013

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    XXburnttoastXX XXburnttoastXX 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    Searching For That Hidden Chest Of Gold

    When i was about say eight,or maybe slightly younger , i imagined that there was gold , awhile chest of it ,left by some pirate in the 1700's or even the 1600's. Either way ,i was going to find it,that elusive chest of gold because i had seen quite a few pirate movies on our new...
    dragonfang dragonfang 51-55, M Sep 15, 2013

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    Pretty sure I am sorta like one,

    I dress like one too, in this decade of course.
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 2, 2009

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    At Least I Used To Be

    I've been told by others that they like me better as just Juice. Apparently I'm easier to swallow that way...
    V8fusion V8fusion 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2010

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    I want your treasure.

    ..show me your dubloons... ;)
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Apr 13

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    He lifts and slices with just one arm. Sharply cuts though does no man harm. Keeps his head down as he works all day. No potter he, but oft works with clay. Step up and on then you...
    ZigNamaste ZigNamaste 41-45, M Nov 25

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    soundcloud.com/pongo-tha-pirate that's tha link to my page. im ab mc/poet&do minor vocals on a few tracks. also check out my artist Soundcloud.com/MisS_IN_PersoN she makes beats...
    PongoDean PongoDean 31-35, M Nov 26

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    For those who have watched the Pirates of the Caribbean, does anyone else think that Disney should make a prequel about jacks time before the events of curse of the black pearl?
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    Heath Ledgers portrayal of "the Joker" is not only one of the best acting jobs ive ever seen, but it also completely redeems him for playing a pole smoking butt pirate in broke...
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    So I wanted to go out dressed for Halloween this year. I ordered a pirate costume online. The outfit came and I think I looked pretty good. See my photos in my album. I was...
    julieann3 julieann3 51-55 5 Responses Dec 1

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    Im sitting in my couch with my 5 year old watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates, and he turns and looks at me and says "mommy, do I look like a p*ckerhead?" My eyes got huge and...
    Lld84 Lld84 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 1

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    I tend to make sure I drive when we go for meetings. If it isn't my car, I still offer to drive in the hope that they would allow me to. Yesterday I had to be client side for a...
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