I am such a professional bullshitter that I once made a family of 4 believe that there were wild monkeys on Vancouver Island.
And they kept believing me until I told them that the wild monkeys on Vancouver Island migrate to South America during the winter. Cheers!
Once I told a guy that I had an identical twin and the only differences between us was he talked with a British ascent and was left handed.
Ever now and then I would run into this guy and sometimes I would pretend to be the twin.
I would talk with a British ascent and use my...
for a reason. I have to give myself some sort of validation when I come up short. The truth is im a professional bullshitter inside my own head.
I didn't get the job, I didn't make enough money, I didn't get the girl, I failed the test all because everything happens for a...