I 'm a Professional Bullshitter

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    Sometimes I say everything happens

    for a reason. I have to give myself some sort of validation when I come up short. The truth is im a professional bullshitter inside my own head. I didn't get the job, I didn't make enough money, I didn't get the girl, I failed the test all because everything happens for a...
    Jackson2222 Jackson2222
    31-35, M
    Oct 5, 2015

    I'm also allergic to bullshit what a conundrum!

    Lol. Actually no I'm not. I find it way too hard to keep a bullshit story straight. Totally not worth the worry of said bullshit being smelled either.
    Jericho7 Jericho7
    36-40, M
    Jun 14, 2014

    Did You Ever Hear About My Identical Twin?

    Once I told a guy that I had an identical twin and the only differences between us was he talked with a British ascent and was left handed. Ever now and then I would run into this guy and sometimes I would pretend to be the twin. I would talk with a British ascent and use my...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jan 2, 2009

    Not Really

    but i dont have a real job....so this is good enough
    antiyou antiyou
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 17, 2008

    Hmmmph. Amateurs.

    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Apr 20, 2008

    I Can Shovel It Out

    I am such a professional bullshitter that I once made a family of 4 believe that there were wild monkeys on Vancouver Island. And they kept believing me until I told them that the wild monkeys on Vancouver Island migrate to South America during the winter. Cheers!  
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 17, 2008
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