I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I'll be the first to admit that I've got psych issues out the wazoo. PTSD, bipolar, developmental issues, learning disability...yeah I've got a heap of psycho-educational problems. So effing what???I may be nuts, I may have learning disabilities, but I am NOT stupid!!!I may...
2 armed men came through the sliding glass door I left unlocked while grilling out back. I was on the sofa. Now keep in mind I am a police officer of almost 15 years and was packing heat because I forget to take it off as soon as I get home. My mastiff was on to them long before...
okay so in the mind of the recent troll droppings left on one of my stories:
in the mind of the new ager or otherkin folk,
which makes their beliefs acceptable,
is that feminism and anti-slavery was once viewed as NEW AGE and you would have been stoned to death for supporting it...
I don't mind being crazy in fact most of the time I quite like it. My crazy may be your dumb what do I care. I think happy thoughts and sing happy songs.
Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and blue
I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow...
I bluntly tell people whats wrong with the picture and they gasp at how straightforward I am. I also like to share my opinion about everything and its a wonder I have friends. Haahaha. I also will do a lot of things others can't and will not. I am very moral though. It depends on...
Man to millionaire:
Man: Wow, so you are a successful millionaire?
Man: Who do you owe this success?
Millionaire: my wife.
Man: What were you before you got married?
Millionaire: I was a billionaire
You want to know why I am crazy, bonkers?! Cause I am not dumb! I have a good reason for being so bonkers, off the wall at time...a lot of time. I just see, know and feel too much! yup ... Ignorance is bliss! That sums it all up.
, and one thing i hate is when people assume that everyone from the south is dumb and stupid. I am a very accomplished person and i take much offense to that. I'm not going to lie though, a lot of the people i know are more focused on fishing and mudding than on any academic work...
and being silly and crazy. i hate when people come up and tell me that i am stupid. i may have to work a little harder than you, may fail more than you, may take longer than you but all in all, i am just as smart as you. i just take a little more time to get there. that is the...
broke one of the teachers lamps (it was soooo ugly)
we ran off while we were running I was giving her advice:
"remember if we get caught I'm deaf and you speak japanese no english"
the teacher came round demanding who did it
but no one was caught mwahahaha.........