I 'm Facepalming

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    This app's notifications don't work too well.

    Just realized all you folks added me to your circle. Reciprocating the friendly deed, a few days late in some cases.
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    1 Response Mar 6, 2015

    You know my whole life I think Cupid took a

    good look at me every year on valentines day and said "nah let me just skip this *****". Like WTF🙄
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    Feb 17, 2016

    Well, ep isn't posting my questions to the

    board. It's just a little annoying. I wonder if it will post this experience.
    peacexpuppy peacexpuppy
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 19, 2015

    After reading some questions

    and experiences posted here, I fear for our future. Educate yourself, it's your responsibility. You only deserve one thing, free thought. Go earn the rest. Stop worrying about ep closing and focus on being a better neighbor.
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    1 Response Mar 30, 2016

    I love my dog. He is not a fighter at all,

    he is so loving and literally the happiest dog in the world. We go to the park or the beach all the time. He can fetch for hours. There is one major problem: he h u m p s practically every dog he comes in contact with, and he doesn't really listen when I tell him to stop. It can...
    peacexpuppy peacexpuppy
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 23, 2015

    Entitlement is destroying the foundation on

    which this country was founded. If you want an opinion, educate yourself on the matter first. If you want more money, go earn it. If you want a mate, get out and meet people. You want benefits, ween yourself from the teet and provide benefits to society first.
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    1 Response Feb 20, 2016

    It's pretty sad when all your bathing suits

    don't fit ya anymore... Well sad for a girl anyways.
    asp1999 asp1999
    18-21, F
    Jun 6, 2015
    ashes1229 ashes1229
    26-30, F
    Apr 27, 2015

    So the other day someone posted a question here,

    "do you ever look a couples in long term relationships and wonder what's wrong with you?" And the answer is yeah, lol
    peacexxpuppy peacexxpuppy
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2015

    Man...last night. I accidentally drunk text my

    friend that I was casually seeing and told him I loved him. WTFFF who does that?!?! I do love him. But I hate that he knows now. I hate it even more because the feeling is definitely not mutual :( Awkward.
    DanniSwtSn DanniSwtSn
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Dec 21, 2014

    Hi I am literally just made this account,

    how is everyone finding this... I'm seeing a lot of upsetting statuses or is it just me lol
    Channie92 Channie92
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 10, 2015

    Turtles (my feline family member) tries it on

    with everyone. Mewing to be fed to by anyone that enters home. So my mum comes in and I tell not to feed Turtles as she's been fed already. I pop out and return to see mum is putting more cat food in her bowl. Mum's excuse…"What, she was crying that she was hungry!".
    AnotherRandomThought AnotherRandomThought
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jul 11, 2015
    MariahLoveDough MariahLoveDough
    16-17, F
    Feb 10, 2016
    anonymousjane98 anonymousjane98
    18-21, F
    Mar 3, 2015
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    3 Responses Mar 11, 2016

    Am so ****** today in the next 8 hours my life

    could end or be better or stay the same
    Kellyfoster2000 Kellyfoster2000
    16-17, F
    Nov 13, 2015

    My boyfriend is going around messing with

    people on EP....there's a 98% chance he's said a smartass comment on anyone's and everyone's posts.... (((Thinking I shouldn't have showed him the MeToo app))) 😳
    desireemae desireemae
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 2, 2015

    I don't want to go to work.

    My boss is so immature and childish. Wish I could just leave. But I never quit a job I loved so much. I always have issues besides that. Work is effecting my way of living. What should I do? I feel so depressed. Should I go see a doctor?
    UnknownBeautyQueen UnknownBeautyQueen
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 20, 2015

    That awkward moment when you heart a weird

    question and then un-heart (if that's even a word) but then again heart it 'cause your phone is a stupid ***** and you have no control over your thumb.
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 24, 2015
    Jessica18K Jessica18K
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 20, 2016
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    Dec 12, 2015

    So I'm like so embarrassed.

    I was in my communications class and I have to give an informative speech in a few weeks. So to see how we were with public speaking, our professor decided to do an improv speech game; half the class talks about wether they like apples (my side), and the other about books. We...
    CoreyG97 CoreyG97
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 7, 2016

    I'm at work bored out of my mind.

    I'm Facepalming because how did I not stumble upon this group before?
    Castpin Castpin
    36-40, F
    1 Response Nov 13, 2015
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    Jul 7, 2015
    HELPTAKENhelpused HELPTAKENhelpused
    26-30, M
    Nov 9, 2015
    bckyltylr bckyltylr
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 16, 2015

    Oh, EP. You never cease to amaze me with these

    stupid rules. Really? U M B R E L L A F O U N D A T I O N. There.
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 23, 2015

    I'm just not getting life at the moment,

    in the past I would party, break hearts, be irresponsible, and do enough drugs to make Lindsay Lohan blush. obviously I couldn't keep the ball rolling in that direction forever. But now that I play the nice guy card with complete sincerity and dedication it feels like life is...
    CrookofEli CrookofEli
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Dec 20, 2014

    And I Need Calming

    I am ashamed with only myself to blame of my actions that had a bad reaction from other folks and this is no joke. I hope to recover my dignity Just to keep my sanity.
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    Nov 7, 2013
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