I 'm Not Your Ideal Woman

Just because you're not ideal doesn't mean anything is wrong with that. Just tell me what makes you un-idealistic? 332 People

    I'm not your ideal lady,

    mainly because I'm not a lady, I'm a guy.
    AustinOsten AustinOsten
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 11, 2015

    Not Even Close

    I'm not pretty or perfectly submissive. I am not built like an hourglass. I don't have perfect hair and makeup. I don't have a fashion model's wardrobe. I don't have kids, I've never been married, and though I believe in equality, I will fearlessly admit that I like a man to be...
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 7, 2011

    Tell me your ideals and I can bet I'll be able

    to defy them. I'm the kind of person that once I'm interested there's no going back, not really that big of a deal since my interest never last. When you say you like this type of person then you fall in love with the complete opposite, just how accurate do you think having an...
    JustSei JustSei
    18-21, F
    Mar 2, 2015

    Ideal Woman

    I do not think I could ever be your 'ideal woman', basically because I am a man.
    mailmanshadow mailmanshadow
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Sep 14, 2011

    I have short messy hair.

    I have crooked teeth. I have acne. I can't cook well. I'm crap at dating. I'm too skinny and not curvy. I wear baggy clothes. I worry too much. I stress too much. I'm obsessive and clingy to those I'm attached to. I get angry sometimes. I'm forward and honest about...
    LittleMidnight LittleMidnight
    18-21
    2 Responses Jul 10, 2015

    Indecisive, optimist,

    self conscious and lover of spontaneity. Picky with food and a very addictive personality. I can see that to some I could be a nightmare, but to others, you never know, I could be the breath of happiness and sarcasm you've been waiting for.
    jessd161 jessd161
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 10, 2015

    And I'M OK With That

    I dont fit the mould for conventional beauty. I don't fit the mould for conventional behavior. I can be wild, I canbe timid. I like the contrast. As the song goes "I am what I am. I am my own special creation". That's me and I am fabulous.
    Maddie1967 Maddie1967
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2013

    Independent, introverted

    and opinionated. Sarcastic, cynical and avoidant when I want to be.
    nonolover nonolover
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Jun 10, 2015

    Something I Have Always Failed To Do

    "Learning to listen may be as difficult as learning a foreign language, but learn we must, if we want to communicate love."
    crookedpath crookedpath
    22-25, F
    Oct 25, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 10, 2015

    It is uninmously accepted by all women

    that not all men are the same. Similarly not every smart woman is an ideal woman. And men should respect this fact.
    hiddentears hiddentears
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 27, 2015

    Ideal Woman

    I'm a regular girl.  Very casual.  I dress casual too.  I rarely wear makeup.  I have dark hair.  Good chest size.  I'm on the overweight side.  I have a big butt, lol.  I'm a good cook when I want to be. I am ideal for my husband.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jul 3, 2011

    in certain ways i am.

    but I'm not the easiest person to deal with. i don't have a perfect body and I'm stubborn and push people away.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Mar 2, 2015

    Rejected.

    He wanted something else. someone more than i can ever be. knowing everything i am, he didn't choose me...so who will? [NP]
    TheRealMimi TheRealMimi
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 8, 2010

    Im More Like A Teenage Boy Than A "young Lady"

    okay yes i do look like i girl i have blonde hair big boobs and a hour glass shapebut i do not will not act like a "young lady"i get on better with boys allways havei slouch on the sofa burp in my sisters face i steal my male friends hoodysi fight with my cuzens im very far from...
    RaaRaaXx RaaRaaXx
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 3, 2011

    I Don't Want The Perfect Girl

    I don't want Mrs. Right. I'd rather have Mrs Right Now!!! Quite the opposite of what ******* is looking for in a man. And I'm by far not Mr. Right. I'm more like Mr. Right Now. I'll **** her like I love her but when it comes to long term affection, it gets old real fast; mostly...
    jedimindplaya jedimindplaya
    36-40, M
    Sep 19, 2013

    I remember taking a test awhile ago

    that a friend gave me about gender or something, and I tested androgynous when it comes to personality. I believe it, because I dont assign myself to one particular behavior from either gender. I'm crude, brutally honest, emotionally strong; I enjoy things like action movies and...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 31, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 10, 2015

    I Don't Think I Am

    I dont really think I am anyone's "ideal" woman... Not even close. I mean, I can't cook... I'm not the little Miss Betty Homemaker type.. um.. I wouldn't say I am drop dead gorgeous... ummm I just don't think I fit any of the "ideals" I am too stuck...
    QueenOfHearts QueenOfHearts
    22-25, F
    18 Responses Nov 5, 2009

    I'm Your Typical Male... With A Vag.

    I am female physically, but mentally I am all that is man (except sports, I hate watching sports) I'm crude, I like to get dirty, I like to dress down as much as possible and I love hanging with the guys. I am however, completely straight. I love men. Women can be hot, but I'm...
    lightwolfmelody lightwolfmelody
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 10, 2012

    Im My Own Girl

    Im vary down to earth i can be a girly girl but i like to get down with the guys
    kodyrivera kodyrivera
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 3, 2012
    TheNewBatman TheNewBatman
    18-21, F
    Jun 20, 2015

    Im not your ideal women

    because im a guy
    RonanClancy RonanClancy
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Jun 10, 2015

    I'm not your ideal woman,

    probably because I'm not a woman..
    Irvyy Irvyy
    18-21, M
    10 Responses Jun 10, 2015

    I Am Looking For A Female That Is Not Your Ideal Woman For A Loving Anr In An Adult Nursing Relationship In Tampa Bay, Fl.

    I am a Single White Male Searching For Open Minded Female In Tampa Bay, Fl . i am a single white male age 58 searching for an open minded female in tampa bay, florida. if you are out there give me a buzz so that we can chat?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 22, 2013

    What is this?🤔 It looks like someone's

    privates male n female!😳
    qtbumblebee qtbumblebee
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 22

    I'm more nerdy, curvy,

    and God-loving than most.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 12, 2015

    True To Myself

    It will be four years come Memorial Day since I started my Transition. I have not wavered from my  purpose or goal. There is no switch that  we can turn on to illuminate the future, no panacea, it is not instant but years of struggle & learning. I do not have to face family...
    xkblonde50 xkblonde50
    51-55, T
    1 Response Feb 21, 2012

    But A Woman None The Less!

    One things is for me I only want to be a woman because I am a woman and I find it quit repugnant and disgusting being born a man, but such is my life.The feminine part of me has always been there and all I'm doing is letting her be herself.For me the feeling of being feminine is...
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Feb 20, 2012

    In case you creeps out there are wondering,

    I'm this annoying and overreacting ***** so don't talk to me unless you think you can handle it. I'm sick with people rejecting me ok. I'm no social butterfly
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 7, 2014
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    Jun 10, 2015
    Girlspower Girlspower
    31-35, F
    Jun 11, 2015

    I Am Not Ideal And Frankly I Don't Give A Damm

     I am a little rough around the edges. I stand up for what I believe in, even when standing alone. I wont be walked all over or disrespected. I like guys, not just on a romantic level but I have some men in my life that are the closest friends I could ask for and if you are...
    LilyBella LilyBella
    18-21, F
    Nov 6, 2009

    Trust me. I suck. I kiss bugs

    and probably will have more interest in a TV show or a shiny object than you. I don't react. I don't get upset, but when I do I won't tell you. I hate confrontation of any kind so I avoid it at all costs.....Oh dear....I sound like a husband....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 10, 2015

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