I 'm On a Boat

Oh shit! Get your towels ready it's about to go down 61 People

    To America!! I think this meant to say,

    I'm fresh off the boat!
    mafuccin mafuccin
    26-30, F
    Oct 4, 2015


    and the dayum thing is constantly rocking.  I think I may be sea sick again.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    1 Response Mar 22, 2009

    Everybody Look At Me . . .

    I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
    piscesgal piscesgal
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jun 25, 2009

    Like a Boss.

    I'm on a boat just like a boss... But I don't like sports.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 15, 2009

    Even though this video has been completely

    and entirely socially irrelevant for like, five years now, I admit that I still have "I'm on a boat" themed birthday parties. Aaaaaand they're awesome!
    BleuGardenia BleuGardenia
    31-35, F
    Aug 2, 2014

    Most of My Working Life

    I don't own a boat, but I'm on one just the same because it's my job. I've worked on ships and boats most of my life. Sometime I wish I'd taken a different career path, because this is a lonely life. I have family and I'm always trying to play catch-up when I'm home. The people I...
    Caliper Caliper
    56-60, M
    Jul 7, 2009
    LaMirage LaMirage
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 2, 2014
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