I 'm Short Tempered With Stupid Questions

Don't make up some stupid question just to hear yourself talk!  Good grief!  Paleease....  No one thinks you are any smarter by your stupid ass questions that make the morning meetings last way too long...  don't you...

UGH they drive me crazy! People ask the stupidest things sometimes...this especially happens in my classes. How these people passed grade school amazes me with some of the things that they ask. I understand that everyone learns at a...

I have a really who always needs like eternities to understand what the conversation, joke, test or whatever is about and I basically love him for this cause it's so sweet.
But if people I don't know or whom I hate are like this...

Yes, literally my WHOLE DAY!  After six trips and miles of red tape I finally got my license renewed at the DMV today.  (This state being one that passes them out to illegal aliens like candy mind you).
At one...

I have a ton of stories on this subject, but my absolute favorite does not belong to me...so I'll begin with some of my own, and follow with my friend's.
I worked at books-a-million in college, and oddly enough for a bookstore, it...

Being the shift supervisor, I get bombarded with stupid questions all the time.  Stuff that people should know, that is right in front of their face.
Sometimes, I'll just answer because it's easier, other times I'll  make...

Stupid questions,Make me short tempered,Don't ask 'em,If you do,You'll wear it!

I have little or no patience for stupid questions and if you ask one on EP, I will treat you like the two bit retard that you are.  It gets really tiresome - especially on EP. Don't get me wrong, some questions that appear stupid...

I worked at a spa in Lake Tahoe for a short while, and whilst in their employment, had the pleasure of overhearing the following wonderfully stupid questions:
(Looking out over a bank of international flags) "How do they get the...

I'm loosing my patience with people that don't use the brain they were given. I am assuming that they were given some sort of reasoning capability. I was standing in a crowd outside the grocery store listening to the fire...

Once in a while I am able to just grit my teeth and be nice when its a stranger, or when its just a question that wasn't quite explained the way it should be.

But usually it just bugs the hell out of me. My dad and Mother-In-Law...

That makes people lose their minds?
Let me explain. I worked at a hotel- a resort actually- on a huge body of water that will not go away for a very long time called the great lakes. Maybe you've heard of it no? (sarcasm...

...and they annoy the bloody hell out of me.
I understand that you can't learn anything without asking questions, but seriously, some things people ask about are just common sense to most.  The most irritating to me is when...

I absolutly HATE IT when ur on the phone and u say something and the person is like what? ...what srsly stfu! I will hang up on u if u say what on the phone. Also when ur talking about maybe a tv show or something and some one is like...

i dont mind being a dumbass.