I 'm Smoking Weed

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    So I was in the Denny's parking lot last night

    after I choked down some of their slop. I was smoking a bowl and blowing it out my passenger side window. I turned and blew a huge cloud out and right at that very moment a cop drove by no more than 4 feet from me with his window down! Holy **** I swear to God the smoke went...
    fufishiswaz fufishiswaz
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Dec 16, 2013

    The fact I can see it

    as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work. Auto text. Chose the middle word all the way through. Lol. Thanx...
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    Mar 11, 2015
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    Mar 14, 2015
    princessrora princessrora
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Sep 12, 2014
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    Mar 22, 2015

    I'm sitting outside smoking

    and someone plays Hotel California off in the neighborhood somewhere. Nice.
    RosalieMay RosalieMay
    26-30, F
    Jul 10, 2014

    Comunicação é A Interpretação Do Pensamento

    Vamos lá... Toda a forma de expressão é a interpretação do pensamento, ou a tradução do pensamento para o mundo físico. A conversão de um sinal visível em um mundo, mas não em outro, para um sinal visível para os dois mundos. Tudo é reverberado em todos os mundos, do...
    Kadef Kadef
    22-25, M
    Apr 19, 2011

    Smoking weed isn't so great to calm down

    and relax with when there are better solutions that are cheaper and safer. I find my anti depressants (Setraline) way better. Only a 2 bucks for a months supply. I've been doing the best I ever have. I don't reek of the smell. And I'm not destroying my bronchi and oxygen...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits
    22-25, M
    Dec 6, 2014

    When I smoke weed in my yard I listen to the

    police scanner to see if my neighbors are snitches
    idkAndrew idkAndrew
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jun 10, 2014
    Seemlessunspeakablesomething Seemlessunspeakablesomething
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jan 7, 2015

    Look my cute joint!!!

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    1 Response Mar 11, 2015
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