I 'm So Lazy Right Now

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 617 People

    There Was This Guy Who Was So Lazy

    He entered and won a lazy contest. He was so lazy that they had to roll him over to put the prize money in his pocket. : )
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    Dec 2, 2007

    I want to start working out

    and get in shape for my health and well being but I want a routine that's not boring. Any ideas of a fun but effective workout?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 19, 2014

    That i didnt get out my damn house all day long

    or do something productive and i dont regret it hahaha
    DanielRabiela DanielRabiela
    22-25, M
    Jan 5, 2014

    Still in my pajamas at 3:00.

    It's my day off....don't judge me.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    33 Responses Jun 17, 2015
    Spencer024 Spencer024
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Nov 10, 2014

    I wanna get that shower I was supposed to get

    hours ago.. So I can just lie down on my bed and watch Friends. Sooo lazy.
    itcheru itcheru
    26-30, F
    Feb 17
    Hewwoe Hewwoe
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 15, 2014

    No energy ;-; don't wanna do anything.

    ... But I'm scared I'm just wasting my life away...
    ItzPuppeh ItzPuppeh
    13-15, M
    1 Response Dec 24, 2015

    I should really be cleaning my house right

    now but... Sitting on the couch is much more appealing lol
    DriftingDreaming DriftingDreaming
    26-30, F
    Nov 10, 2014

    http://exp2.xyz/ I don't know

    if this link will work. But there making experience project 2 no lie. My name will stay the same.
    chubbywomen chubbywomen
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 20

    When you need a booty call

    but your way to lazy to shave😂👌
    Anonymouslymistaken Anonymouslymistaken
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 19, 2015

    Uncommitted

    I've found myself falling into bit of a lull at the moment. Its not that I don't have anything to do, I'm still abiding by my daily routines, but that's all they are; I feel like I'm simply going through the motions. And right now I find it hard to do that with any vigor or...
    KnightyKnight KnightyKnight
    22-25, M
    Sep 26, 2013

    Pyjamas... Wine... Blanket.

    .. That is my world right now
    Sarahinthecity Sarahinthecity
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Feb 18
    lizygurl lizygurl
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 29, 2014
    JBStoner JBStoner
    41-45
    Nov 10, 2014

    You know your lazy when your hungry

    but there is nothing much in the house and you don't feel like going shopping. You just open the fridge, and think "**** it, am feeling creative today!" Lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 30, 2015

    I just want to lie around

    and watch Netflix all day. #Jake'sLifeMatters
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Jul 2, 2015

    This is seriously my anthem.

    I always think of the process before doing something so I barely get anything done, or won't bother. Unless it's work/school related then it's a must, just procrastinated.
    daniebravo daniebravo
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 2, 2014

    Yeeeeeeah

    So. It's 25 minutes to 2 in the afternoon, and I'm still in my pajamas. I only had breakfast a couple of hours ago. And I woke up at roughly 10 o clock. All I really want to do today is laze around, and technically, I can! :D woop. Until orchestra, and then I have to look...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS
    18-21, F
    Jun 28, 2013

    So....since it's 2pm now,

    maybe I should consider trying to accomplish something today. Maybe not
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 3, 2015

    time to get my lazy *** out of bed.

    im bored and feel like sh!t! how wonderful!
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Apr 9, 2015

    I'm being so lazy today!

    Woke up at 9 and can't even get my *** up to make breakfast. Just laying in bed thinking I want to eat and go to the mall maybe I could find some good deals. I guess this is what's gonna happen after working hard for days and finally get a day off. Tomorrow I'll start working...
    sunshininginme sunshininginme
    36-40, F
    May 18, 2014

    I don't even wanna put my pants on in staying

    in bed all day and night today
    CESARR7 CESARR7
    18-21, M
    Nov 14, 2014

    I'm usually very busy during the week,

    but I can afford to be ridiculously lazy during the weekends, like right now. I've just been sitting at the computer for several hours with no motivation to move. I know I should take a shower, but I don't want to because I don't want to exert myself and I'd be wasting 20...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 18, 2014

    Ok, after 45 minutes of lying here,

    I suppose I will get out of bed and start my day now. I do enjoy mornings where I don't have to immediately get up and start rushing around though.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Aug 4, 2015

    Got me a new bed and don't want leave it smh

    feeling very lazy right now
    mjw3 mjw3
    26-30, M
    Nov 13, 2014

    Actually Im always lazy *yawns* okaaay gotta

    sleep. 😙 -- Daily summer activities: Wake up Sleep Wake up Eat Walk a little Sleep Wake up Itouch Lay somewhere Sleep Wake up Eat Phone call Sleep Wake up Bath Sleep Wake up Computer Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Wake up Lol wow that took some effort xD
    gotawishy gotawishy
    18-21, F
    May 19, 2014

    Crazy Lazy

    Looking around I'd say I have more than my share of work to do.  But knowing that I never finish the things that I start makes me not want to do it at all. I get up, look around, then I say **** it, and lay back down. I really need to try and push myself!
    Neveah Neveah
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 23, 2008

    I watch Netflix while I workout

    but it's becoming a problem because I've just been laying here for about an hour just playing with my hair.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Dec 30, 2015

    I'm going away for Christmas tomorrow to see

    family and I've packed NOTHING. Ughhhhhhhh I gotta get my *** in gear.
    Fierrrrce Fierrrrce
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 22, 2014

    Not Bothered

    I've been going to and fro form the shop today. Now I'm in lazy mode and won't come out of it for a while now. Too bored, too lazy and just generally can't be bothered.
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Dec 2, 2007
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Dec 1, 2014

    Today is the most laziest I've ever been ;( I

    need to go walk a mile or something!
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt
    18-21, F
    Jul 28, 2014

    Lazy, Hazy Daze Of Summer. . .

    What a wonderful, lazy weekend! I will regret my laziness & procrastination tomorrow - but the last couple of days have been so nice & relaxing! I've made the conscious decision to do only the things I've wanted to do all weekend. So of course that included a whole bunch of sex...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 5, 2010

    I don't even want to get up

    and put my socks and shoes on. I need somebody to come and kick me off the couch
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    14 Responses May 15, 2015
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