I Made It to Public Enemy Number Two Everyone Knows Chuck Norris Is Number One Now and Forever

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    Chuck Norris is so strong,

    he can stop the unstoppable force, and move an immovable object.
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    1 Response Jul 20, 2014

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.

    9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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    1 Response Mar 15, 2015

    Chuck Norris ended the Cold War.

    Ronald Reagan only helped.
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    1 Response Oct 1, 2014
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    1 Response Jul 22, 2014
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