I Made My Barbie Do Bad Things

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 236 People

    Naughty Barbies

      My barbies were lesbian.  They made out with each other...alot.  Once in awhile, Ken would visit for abit, but he never stayed for long  :)
    haydenrules haydenrules
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2009

    If A Kid Can Do Bad Things

    Both me and my friend were quite innocent kids and I can't remember watching any movies so i don't know why we were making a lesbian **** movie with our barbies O.o No 1 barbie said she has nothing against being watched but after that she killed her partner and went to her...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Dec 31, 2009


    I laughed so much when I stumble upon this group. Some of the stories here are great. :D   First off, Ken was my boyfriend, not Barbie's. I had an old Donny Osmond doll. So. Barbie and Donnie were an item. I used to get offended when I would get blonde dolls, because I...
    deleted deleted
    Feb 1, 2009

    Naughty Naughty Naughty Things ....

    Like when they all came over and skinny dipped in Barbie's pool ..... hmmmm
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Mar 3, 2009

    Soap Opera Barbies

    My barbies weren't really naughty, but they were violent.  Instead of having Barbie be my main character when I played with them, I always used Teresa (I think thats how the barbie company spells it), and renamed Barbie, "Cindy" as her blond ditzy friend...
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 23, 2008

    My Grandpa Taught Me!

    When I was a little girl my mom, sister and I lived with my grandpa.  He is a young grandpa because my mom had me at fifteen.  Well, he has always been a partier, not the type to settle down or anything and he loves his women.  Well, like any little girl I...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 19, 2009

    Barbie At 50

      Barbie is celebrating her 50th birthday this week - and frankly, she doesn’t look a day over 16 (I suspect plastic surgery may have had a hand in this). When she was launched in March 1959, she was the first adult-bodied doll and was marketed as a ‘Teen-age...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 14, 2009

    Tragic Accident Barbie

    is what i actually called her.  i cut off all her hair except for her bangs, and then took scissors to her limbs, cutting slit up the legs and the fingers off.  from there i painted red nail polish over the slits to make them appear to be wounds.  then i filed down...
    meeeese meeeese
    1 Response Jun 7, 2009

    Swinger Parties

    My friend and I didn't know it at the time but we made our barbies have swinger parties. we also made them boyfriend and girlfriend with my stuffed animals and beanie babies. lol. ken would always be a cheater and he would always have his hand up barbie's skirt. my friend had...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    6 Responses May 19, 2008

    My Barbie Was Guilty of Tax Evasion

    she was a very bad and fraudulent girl
    tearaway tearaway
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Always Gettin' It On

    Not just my Barbies,either. My brother and I would do crazy things with his He-Man figures,too. Sometimes it would be two dudes. Those were the days,lol.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 22, 2009

    Never Had A Barbie

    But I made my friends do some bad things with Barbie, PJ, Ken and the Ku Fu Grip GI Joe - I mean, that tight little grippy hand really did have its uses - except once the fingers fell off. He also looked funny (GI JOE) when his hair started to fall out. I think Joe had some...
    DeepForest DeepForest
    Jul 26, 2010

    Barbie and Polly Pocket, But Never Together

    when i was about five i learned about sex, but i knew more after the polly pocket came out. polly would have partys and would have sex with a slutty girl and guy and would lick up there ***. i still do it
    sweetheart71 sweetheart71
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 7, 2008

    Adventures of Escort Barbie

    I guess it was bound to happen. my barbies ended up having  too many relations to keep track up, and were always pregnant and having kids.   poor ken.  
    cherryalakei cherryalakei
    22-25, F
    May 18, 2008

    Plastic Fantastic.

    Barbie is not one to kiss and tell, so I`ll have to respect that and not share any of her sexyrific experimentations... ;) Hey, she was young, she was in college. You know how those kids are...
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jun 2, 2008

    I Am a Barbie Girl!

    Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. —Sam Levenson
    1Babe 1Babe
    46-50, F
    1 Response Aug 1, 2009

    Humpity Hump

    I use to make my barbies hump. Sometimes i had my girl barbies humping. LOL I only had 1 Ken doll so sometimes he had many girlfriends.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 3, 2008

    New Tramp Stamp Barbie

    The latest Barbie has now become "Cougarized" at 50 and now comes with her own set of stickum on tattoos Let the freak flag fly baby   ;-)
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    1 Response Oct 5, 2011

    I'm Ashamed

    That's sort of a confession. We had a verbal abusive father and of course, hated him. Poor Ken had to suffer instead. Our barbies undressed him, hang him by his feet and flogged him very hard. Now I'm ashamed that we did this to the poor guy, he never had a chance against those...
    RickiChickie RickiChickie
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Apr 19, 2011

    I Sewed Clothes For My Barbies

     When my sisters and I were young we played with our Barbie dolls all the time. I used to make clothes for the dolls. My youngest sister collected Barbie dolls for years and even had her huge collection when she got married. Sadly for her though, her horrible first husband...
    1dogtrainer 1dogtrainer
    51-55, F
    1 Response Dec 10, 2008


    I was "sexually aware" I guess you'd call it, at a VERY young age. I mean, I seriously thought about being a ******** or a **** star when I was only 8 years old. So you can only imagine the things I made my Barbie and Ken dolls do, he he. I am a twisted person I believe...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 12, 2008

    Mine Was a Military ****!

    She did every one of my brothers GI Joes!!! She had a thing for men more masculine than Ken...
    flutterbya69 flutterbya69
    36-40, F
    4 Responses May 18, 2008

    Not So Much My Barbies...

    ...but when I was doing VM at M&S and I was in charge of windows and store displays I always made the mannequins look like they were doing something naughty. There was always a bit of grope action, always a little something to keep the old grannies in the shop... I...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 10, 2008

    Always Up To Something...

    My Barbies were always up to no good…planning heists, seducing my uncle’s GI Joe. Hell, I’m pretty sure Skipper had at least three illegitimate half-superhero babies; one each with Thor, Captain America, and of course, Batman. I also went through a pretty destructive phase...
    StellaDiBellezza StellaDiBellezza
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 16, 2011

    And I Did Bad Things to My Barbie

     I was not a very nice Barbie owner. I did the usual that many little girls do. They had bad haircuts and were almost always naked. There jobs were generally strippers&prostitutes. I never really liked playing any other way with them. Every little story i had with my...
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 5, 2008

    I Knew It!!!

    Little girls are just as sick and twisted as little boys are, in fact even worse now that I think about. I just set my GI Joes on fire, maybe blew them up with a black cat, or hurled them off of buildings wearing makeshift parachutes. These things always seemed to end...
    WedgedBear WedgedBear
    36-40, M
    3 Responses May 19, 2008

    Don't think anyone made their Barbies do

    anything this bad -- I watched lifetime has a kid a lot! (Thanks mom! Lol) and after watching I use to go make my Barbie dolls rape each other & I used to throw them in the woods naked 😂 I swear I'm blocking lifetime on my future's daughter TV!
    Bitchesandblunts Bitchesandblunts
    22-25, F
    Mar 15

    Not In the Way That Most People Did.

    My barbies were not sexual, as some people's were.  Sex was something that never crossed my innocent little mind. But evil, yes, that was something I could comprehend, and once I entered my playschool dollhouse phase, Barbie entered that realm.  She was a terror to my...
    solarxmoon solarxmoon
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Feb 1, 2009

    I'm a Bit Twisted

    I'm reading all these funny stories about Barbie being a ho, lol. I wish I was that nice to Barbie. I never really like barbies but I had a hand me down. I used to rough house with all the boys and found the girls to be pretty boring. My mom was "worried" about me and...
    Tekkamaki Tekkamaki
    9 Responses Aug 13, 2008

    Well At Least I Thought I Did ....

    I remember when I was little, and didnt quite know what sex was. I would take my Barbies clothes off and make them "roll around" as if they were wrestling, and that to me meant they were (in kids terms)  "doin it" haha  ....then 9 mins later ... Barbie would be blessed with a 2...
    Astory4supper Astory4supper
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Feb 3, 2011

    Cheating Ken

    Wow, thought I was the only one...well anyway, I had one Ken doll and multiple Barbies. Ken was supposed to be married to one. When I was like eight I had Ken lay on top of a different Barbie and start kissing her and his "wife" found them andstarted yelling he was a cheater and...
    juliegirl22 juliegirl22
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jul 19, 2013

    You Too?

    Wow I thought I was the only one! My Barbies were total *****! LOL.
    shybbw shybbw
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 19, 2010

    Barbie Needs Love Too

    This is so funny.  When you think you are the only one that did that and you are not.  I used to let my Barbie and Ken have sex too.  That is just to funny. 
    rondat rondat
    41-45, F
    Jan 9, 2009

    My Pretty Damn Real Barbie...

    When I was 11 my Barbie had sex with Ken. And then he caught her having lesbian sex with her friend. And then he divorced her for her friend. And then my Barbie committed suicide off the end of a cliff (my bed.) Can I just add this was totally influenced by my friend at the time...
    dragonflyxox dragonflyxox
    18-21, F
    Oct 8, 2010


    ohh Barbies:)  Usually I had one 'good' barbie and other 'bad' barbie. The bad one wanted Ken all for herself, but he loved the good one:) and the good one loved him :) so the bad one fought very badly with the good one, but she lost and had to take off all her clothes and...
    nicerain nicerain
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2009

    Oh Yeah She Was Naughty

    My Disco Barbie Doll always cheated on Ken... She was more interested in GI Joe and the Six Million Dollar Man because Ken was too preppy for her. One day Ken caught Barbie at the beach "entertaining" GI Joe so Ken had to be taken out; given at that age dancing was entertaining...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    36 Responses May 13, 2010

    Punk Rocker Barbie

    I cut off Barbie's hair and used my finger paints to give it a rainbow look.  I guess I wasn't the only one that didn't like the perfect Barbie.
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Oct 8, 2009

    Bondage Barbie

    Of course she was a ****!  I made Bondage Barbies for my friends in college.  She was always getting herself tied into new and interesting predicaments, and the flexible ones like Gymnast Barbie were the best. And who remembers "Growing Up Skipper"; when you...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    7 Responses May 18, 2008
More Stories