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    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911 36-40, M Oct 22, 2010

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    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2011

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    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2014

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    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

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    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    Jokes

    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Dec 12, 2010

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    This is coming from Lydi- "Mom,

    what's easier to unload off of trucks?" Babies or Bricks Me- "Babies" Lydi-"Do you know why?" I'm not even going to attempt this, I'm over here thinking slicing and dicing, but I don't wanna be wrong. "Why Lydia?" Lydi- "Babies because you use pitchforks" "WHAT" and this...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    ._______.

    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    After eight days of backpacking with my wife,we were looking pretty scruffy. One morningshe came to breakfast in a baseball cap, hershoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I worked for the local news paper for a lot of years and I still remember what one of the press guys did as a joke on one of the bosses in the press room. Sean he is one of the...
    Lockiel45 Lockiel45 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    Anybody want to have a genuine conversation? Nothing rude or inappropriate please! Only people who honestly want to make friends
    CiorstaidhNicAnToisich CiorstaidhNicAnToisich 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Jokes and riddles which are non sex related are the best ones :)
    NickoliShang NickoliShang 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Half of the time I tell a joke- the joke is me because I make no sense 😂😝😭👌😆😎
    Jaazz1987 Jaazz1987 16-17 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    unlikely things to hear on songs of praise hello Canterbury let's make some ******* noise
    thedevilsfavouritedemon thedevilsfavouritedemon 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces: 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Never make a woman cry...There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with "Loreal" eye liner (Rs.650)& Dior mascara...
    om2013 om2013 22-25, M 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    What do you call a frog in the secret service?? Infrognito Dad jokes are the best jokes, no lie :)
    sfairy27 sfairy27 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I love jokes and hope all of u do pls say yes
    tifalufairah tifalufairah 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Burnt offering Two men were down at the pub talking. The first man said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    this is website is full of jokes love it http://unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com/
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    this is website is full of jokes love it http://unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com/
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have a lot of jokes and funny pictures in my head, waiting patiently for an inappropriate situation for me to remember them. Or sometimes someone might say something serious but...
    rickfreeman15 rickfreeman15 16-17 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I turn polar bears white And I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee And girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid And normal people look like celebrities. I turn...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 22

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    If It Weren't For MY Money John and Roberta were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her money, a fact of which she constantly reminded...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 3 Responses Aug 21

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    I'm just looking for friends :/ nothing inappropriate.. So if u r 2 ..talk "share culture and all these stuff :p" I think I can't be more specific.. Oh ya same age zone please :p
    MissNoon MissNoon 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 21

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    Give me a message assuming it's nothing sexual or inappropriate
    CiorstaidhNicAnToisich CiorstaidhNicAnToisich 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    I had a small party at my home a while back and I decided that I would be the comedian for the night. It was last minute so I did not have any real jokes, so I told the story...
    mor2life3 mor2life3 51-55, F Aug 19

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    A man dies and is lucky enough to go to heaven. He arrives at the gate and is escorted to St Peter's office. While sitting in the waiting room he notices many clocks on the walls...
    oldjack5 oldjack5 66-70, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    I am a sensitive person. I remember I was, for a time in my life, receiving experiences open-heartedly and felt protected within the simplicity and consequentiality of random and...
    mihaelav mihaelav 26-30, F Aug 18

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    My friends give warnings about me before I'm introduced to their new friends. Sometimes it makes me really really proud other times I'm hurt.
    x25violator x25violator 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 17

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    I'm married, and I love my wife very much. I don't make any secret of my love for girls clothes and shoes. I don't go out where men are found. I enjoy tanning and getting pedicures...
    prettylegs1968 prettylegs1968 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 17

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    So many inside jokes and they'll have us laughing for hours and other people just think we're crazy!
    izzycg izzycg 18-21, F Aug 16

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    I was at the Supermarket today for literally 5 minutes, when I came out I saw a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on man, can't you give a guy a...
    TooShy2 TooShy2 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 16

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