I Make Inappropriate Jokes

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    This is coming from Lydi- "Mom,

    what's easier to unload off of trucks?" Babies or Bricks Me- "Babies" Lydi-"Do you know why?" I'm not even going to attempt this, I'm over here thinking slicing and dicing, but I don't wanna be wrong. "Why Lydia?" Lydi- "Babies because you use pitchforks" "WHAT" and this...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2014

    Ok it's old but I like After a long

    and tiring labour the new mother is lying in bed exhausted when the doctor comes in "I've got some good news and some bad news" he says "which would you like first?" Fearing the worst the mother asks for the bad news first The doctors sits down and says "Well I'm very sorry to...
    Calvexz Calvexz
    26-30, F
    Nov 20, 2015

    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 25, 2011

    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jun 12, 2014

    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911
    36-40, M
    Oct 22, 2010

    ._______.

    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval
    18-21, T
    5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet
    31-35, M
    Jan 10, 2012

    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

    Jokes

    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay
    22-25, M
    Dec 12, 2010

    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck
    31-35, M
    8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

    LOL

    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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