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    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911 36-40, M Oct 22, 2010

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    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

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    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2011

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    ._______.

    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2014

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    Jokes

    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Dec 12, 2010

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    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

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    This is coming from Lydi- "Mom,

    what's easier to unload off of trucks?" Babies or Bricks Me- "Babies" Lydi-"Do you know why?" I'm not even going to attempt this, I'm over here thinking slicing and dicing, but I don't wanna be wrong. "Why Lydia?" Lydi- "Babies because you use pitchforks" "WHAT" and this...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    LOL

    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    First off, I don't mean for any of this to be offensive at all to Germans nor to followers of Judaism. If it offends you I'm sorry, it is not my intention, and feel free to make...
    TheFenris TheFenris 18-21, M 1 Response May 1

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    I seem to need constant reassurance and that leads me to flirt (sometimes in an over-the-top way) and send out the wrong signals. I work in a field that necessitates a lot of...
    Suerob1006 Suerob1006 26-30, F 6 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    1-tea 2-music 3-animals 4-the night time 5-darkness 6-thinking of someone 7-long conversions 8-games 9-riddles 10-friends 11-family 12-drawing 13-walking 14-singing 15-dancing...
    hallow1331 hallow1331 13-15, F 9 hrs ago

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    why are lawyers like prostitutes cos both make a living by screwing people for money
    ChloeValintina ChloeValintina 26-30, F 8 hrs ago

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    The dreams are inappropriate, and usually about crushes, partners, or even friends from the past. While most are not sexual in nature, they do take on a very affectionate/romantic...
    jennytressler jennytressler 41-45 6 days ago

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    So I don't like it when people cuss but yet I laugh when they go it and I think it's funny! Why is it so easy to laugh at bad words and not at the good jokes? I would consider...
    Singingbutterfly Singingbutterfly 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    How many of you have had that person in your life that you love and everything that they say and feel towards you matter? They know and put you down every f*****chance they get. I...
    BookDiva BookDiva 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 28

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    1. Friends 2. Books 3. Movies 4. Anything by Hayao Miyazaki 5. Good quotes 6. Music 7. The smell of sawdust 8. The sounds of Miami 9. Goats 10. Highlands cattle 11. The QnA 12...
    ForeverAloneForeverFriendZoned ForeverAloneForeverFriendZoned 16-17, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    When I'm with certain people it seems like I can't do anything right. I say the wrong thing or drive the wrong way or act the wrong way. Then I'm called a "dee de dee". I don't...
    susanh2oo susanh2oo 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 27

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    I'm the size of an average ten year old. Sometimes it's a benefit. Sometimes I'll act like a ten year old to make it more convincing.
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 3 Responses May 16

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    My boyfriend's new favorite TV show is labeled as "comedy" but most of the jokes fall completely flat. However, some of them are actually pretty funny: Girl 1: If I go into that...
    TGBman TGBman 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    It is hilarious to me when people laugh at their own jokes. Especially when they think it's actually funny. My dad used to laugh at his own jokes, but it was just the best thing...
    RocaAzul RocaAzul 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Kin? Two good ol' boys in an Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 4 Responses Apr 28

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    Young Gunfighter  A young cowboy, sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 61-65, M 1 Response May 11

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    What To Wear To An IRS Tax Audit Myron Greenberg, a wealthy L.A. businessman, received a letter from the IRS telling him he was being audited. He first called his Accountant...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 3 Responses May 15

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    I want friends in real-life. REAL friends. I have a girlfriend who is perpetually cranky, and one "mom friend" who doesn't act so much like a mom, more like a teenager, and who I...
    InsideTheSadCafe InsideTheSadCafe 22-25, F 6 Responses Apr 26

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    A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in...
    csouls csouls 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 27

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    Reasons Not To Mess With Children 1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 3 Responses May 2

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    What's the hardest part about being a *********??? Fitting in What type of file do you need to turn a 4mm hole into a 40mm hole??? A ********* How do you give a hillbilly a...
    username00111 username00111 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    give me an laughable jokes or a hard riddle
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 6

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    They're just jokes. It's not like a joke is supposed to be taken seriously.
    MisunderstoodGirl69 MisunderstoodGirl69 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    7 OLD AGE JOKES My favorite is Number 2 1. Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 3 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your...
    csouls csouls 31-35, M Apr 28

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    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator...
    csouls csouls 31-35, M Apr 28

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    Zen Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand. "Make me one with everything."
    csouls csouls 31-35, M Apr 28

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    A husband and wife are watching a television program about psychology and explaining mixed emotions. Husband says to wife, "honey, that's all a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell...
    csouls csouls 31-35, M 4 Responses Apr 28

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    So, Johnny and his girl Sally are going to prom this Saturday. But, before they can go, Johnny needs to make sure they have a perfect night. So, Friday comes, and Johnny goes out...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Apr 28

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    😊 Irony of life: The Lawyer hopes You get into trouble, The Doctor hopes You get sick, The Police hopes You become a Criminal, The Teacher hopes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 3

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    A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style. "If you'll just...
    jerzee78 jerzee78 36-40, M 2 Responses May 5

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    In a lost village a guy with a 25 inches D*** wants to make it shorter so he goes to see the elder of his village. the elder tells him to go to the forest where he will find a...
    Mindlha Mindlha 22-25, M May 7

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