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I Make Inappropriate Jokes

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    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 12

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    Jokes

    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Dec 12, 2010

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    LOL

    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2010

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    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

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    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

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    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2011

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    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    This is how I see people. Babies? They are dangerous. Toddlers? They are scary. Kids? No thank you. Teens? Excuse me please. Young adults? Eh. Adults? Hmm.. Elders? Why not...
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, M Aug 24

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    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
    HC12345 HC12345 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I have to say it is almost always unintentional. I am not really the kind to self censor so sometimes I am a bit too open and brutally honest in conversation and get told it is...
    PicturesOfABetterLife PicturesOfABetterLife 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 5

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    I have the tendency to zone out like Walter Mitty. The only difference is he holds the capability to just sit there while he daydreams. I on the other hand will zone out...
    OdeSlinger OdeSlinger 26-30, M Sep 8

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    If your profile photo is inappropriate I will report you! Pervs
    goodwillhunting goodwillhunting 26-30, F Sep 8

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    I swear every where I go and yes, even In school. When I see my best friend walking down the hallways I can't help but scream " you hot ****, come makeout with me!!" Or "Master...
    BLVLFreeSwim BLVLFreeSwim 16-17, F Sep 1

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    I always have been. I don't deal with situations where I shouldn't be laughing or smirking well. Anxiety makes me smile when I should not. Sometimes that does not go over well...
    fireyes fireyes 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without...
    orgasmic27 orgasmic27 26-30, M 3 Responses Aug 22

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    Things learned from children... Some things I've learned from my children: Super glue "is" forever. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Aug 25

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    a little boy walks around the neighborhood with his little red wagon like he always does, he picks up dog droppings for the neighborhood. one day he decides he wanted to make...
    Kalsero Kalsero 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 29

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    Learn your ABC's - Mom Style! A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Aug 24

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    A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well, you pay...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    hello i would like to make some new friends who want to chat about anything and share their experiences with and and ill do the same dont mind who it is just want to make friends...
    Jasondakidd Jasondakidd 13-15, M 3 Responses Sep 1

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    Please tell me jokes! I'm bored as heck.
    isotope95 isotope95 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Spinster's Three Wishes The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    Prison and Work...one and the same! IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...You...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Aug 24

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    Guide to buy a man gifts! Rules for Buying Gifts for Men Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Aug 25

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    PAIR OF JOKES... A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said, “your husband has a very sensitive heart. I am afraid he’s...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 3 Responses Aug 26

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    Tom, **** and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 26

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    Laughs at own jokes way to often...XD
    XoxJazzyxox XoxJazzyxox 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
    Thepainlover Thepainlover 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry". He has been around...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose 18-21, F Aug 30

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    The five most important qualities in a woman: one who is independent and helps around the house, one who can make you laugh, one who you can trust, one who is good in bed, and most...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    Some bar jokes: 1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 2. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 3. A...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 6

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    Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 5 Responses Sep 7

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    These jokes have me dying laughing! When the Boogyman is about to goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
    ToriQueen097 ToriQueen097 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 8

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    A Cynics Guide to Life: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows And a...
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    THE FACTS OF LIFE The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    Q: Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? A: Let us be best friends? And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 9

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    Another Punchline That's Out of This World If you have ever seen those commercials with the Geico Gecko, you've probably checked the one that has him telling jokes that...
    ultrasensitive ultrasensitive 46-50, M Sep 9

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    After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I love jokes. A 92 year old man goes to his doctor and asks for a prescription for Viagra. The doctor says, you are 92 years old, your wife died two years ago, you live in a...
    Lindop69 Lindop69 66-70, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Making Cookies Q: How many blonds does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? A: 15, one to make the batter and 14 to peel the M&M's
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot...
    Kyprioi Kyprioi 13-15, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Bush vs. Osama Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They would have 5 years to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 19