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    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911 36-40, M Oct 22, 2010

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    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

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    Ok it's old but I like After a long

    and tiring labour the new mother is lying in bed exhausted when the doctor comes in "I've got some good news and some bad news" he says "which would you like first?" Fearing the worst the mother asks for the bad news first The doctors sits down and says "Well I'm very sorry to...
    Calvexz Calvexz 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 20, 2015

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    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2014

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    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

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    ._______.

    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2011

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    This is coming from Lydi- "Mom,

    what's easier to unload off of trucks?" Babies or Bricks Me- "Babies" Lydi-"Do you know why?" I'm not even going to attempt this, I'm over here thinking slicing and dicing, but I don't wanna be wrong. "Why Lydia?" Lydi- "Babies because you use pitchforks" "WHAT" and this...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08 22-25, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Jokes

    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Dec 12, 2010

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    LOL

    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    If you make it to my circle, I trust you and/or we have bonded over things, I'm not here to be popular. I'm here to make genuine friends in my circle.
    chloegoldmine chloegoldmine 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    They make more than most people that save lives just because they have an entertaining talent. It shows the priorities that humans have.
    PendulEmPlum PendulEmPlum 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Laughter is my go to response when I'm afraid, sad, hurt, nervous and anything in between. My mom says it makes me look insane but it also helps me cope with things. I can't...
    ShesSimplyKenny ShesSimplyKenny 18-21, F 23 hrs ago

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    A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do...
    Paschar Paschar 61-65, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't know why but I laugh at other peoples problems. When I over hear others trivial little things I laugh at it's meaningless. my friend was complaining how this one guy who...
    PearlyyJayy PearlyyJayy 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Have any of you guys tried this yet?After watching a few YouTube vids of my favourite make up Vloggers, who gave it reasonably favourable views, I decided to give it whirl. I found...
    RobertaS RobertaS 36-40, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
    slingshot007 slingshot007 46-50, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I wish there were more people interested in healthy conversations rather than just randomly adding someone to their circles, or desperately trying to engage in inappropriate chat...
    orangeattic orangeattic 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    not very good at makeup... if i went to a makeup artist i would just put on my sexy blonde wig and ask to make me as femme as possible
    Livelife29 Livelife29 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I LOVE MAKEUP! It isn't a necessity though. I love myself with AND without makeup. Growing up with six sisters and a single mother, makeup simply became a hobby of mine. Almost...
    TheMorticiansDaughter TheMorticiansDaughter 13-15, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    I make it my daily mission to kiss one person, hug one person, and make one person smile. This not only lightens they day for three other people who may pass it on, but it makes me...
    Elexxa Elexxa 22-25, T 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung...
    donna000 donna000 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Will your woman makes you a millionaire??? ---- yes! If you are a billionaire. xD LOL
    Alonely0987 Alonely0987 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    Date Night is one of my favorite movies. I can see how the title might be misleading and have judgmental others think it is a mega-romantic movie when it isn't that at all. The...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Hey! Why are you so hard on yourself? Don't you know how beautiful and lovely you are? What do you mean I lie? :/ Hey I'm no liar! You're the one lying to yourself! saying, "I ain...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I don't know why this happens, but I laugh at the most inappropriate times. People don't understand that I'm not doing it on purpose. They think I'm rude and disrespectful. My aunt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 5 days ago

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    My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
    csouls csouls 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    These are two stories of one of my class periods inside jokes from this month and not my own, but whatever. A few days ago during math, we were talking about the lesson and our...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    Random topic here but while I was doing my makeup this morning I just had the urge to want to go buy more an try different products. I've been looking up some really good products...
    jennifer5006 jennifer5006 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Ha... I don't get it I don't get how this whole friendship thing works I thought it was supposed to be a thing where you could hang out with somebody, grab a bite to eat, go to...
    ChaosMyth ChaosMyth 18-21, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    Where's a good place to get a joke/riddle book? Does anyone have an author or title? I love jokes, but I have a hard time remembering them. My family likes to share them and I...
    Nikkisela Nikkisela 61-65, F 4 Responses Feb 2

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    sometimes i think tht wht iz our life?nd many people dnt know meaning of our life..we have just 60-100 years for living this one life.after tht we all hav to die...so we should...
    Nowshin Nowshin 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    I'm way to lazy for makeup. I reserve it for "special occasions", and even then the furthest I go is some eyeliner. I admire the ladies that show up early to work with a full face...
    vixz07 vixz07 22-25, F Feb 2

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    I feel like I am the loneliest person in the universe, I have no friends, and the ones that tell me they are, don’t show it through their actions. I’ve never fit in anywhere or...
    RainEmbrace RainEmbrace 31-35, F 11 Responses Feb 1

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    Mother and her 6 yr old daughter; Daughter: Mommy what's a pen!s? Mother : It's an evil, one eyes worm that lives in a man's pants. You should never be friends with one, it'll...
    LiveLifeN LiveLifeN 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defense...
    CuriousGuy833 CuriousGuy833 22-25, M Feb 1

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