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I Make Inappropriate Jokes

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    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Jokes

    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Dec 12, 2010

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    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    LOL

    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 12

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    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2011

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    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

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    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

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    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2010

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    1. Cuddles 2. My family 3. Listening to music 4. Going to concerts 5. Hardback books 6. Meeting old friends/acquaintances I haven't seen in years 7. My favourite podcasts 8. Tea...
    sleeperstream sleeperstream 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    I feel like people joke about it because it's an uncomfortable subject, and they don't know how else to handle it. That is ABSOLUTELY NO excuse, just a reason that someone might...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Bad Parrott A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth...
    actionjake actionjake 56-60, M 4 Responses Nov 24

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    Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 12 hrs ago

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    THE PARROT A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 9 Responses Nov 26

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    So I was on Facebook and I saw a post someone made about Eminem rapping about wanting to r*pe Iggy and how it was just a song and that all his raps are about "those types of things...
    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 22

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    1st inappropriate act today! #goodmorning
    stonedtina stonedtina 22-25, F 16 Responses 4 days ago

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    So I'm a hater because I have an opinion you don't like? I laugh at the narrow minded and those who simply can't take the opinion of others when they ask. My logic is my own and I...
    StraighttTruth StraighttTruth 18-21, M Nov 22

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    Q: What is the safest place to be in a zombie apocalypse? A: The living room. Q: Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage? A: Because the jokes he told where rotten. Q...
    Deliciousbrain Deliciousbrain 18-21 1 Response Dec 2

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    Need to keep this under control, especially at work! Although, I love my ability to make light of a crazy situation!!
    Froggy420 Froggy420 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 30

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    Make me laugh I love jokes and riddles
    1losthope 1losthope 18-21, F Dec 9

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    Ok today I surfed around EP and found a few Fake profiles. If you use Google Chrome just right click on someones profile image or photos they have in their albums and click on...
    SonoftheDark SonoftheDark 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    An Italian Merry Christmas I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my parents' house on Christmas Eve. I thought it would be interesting for a non-Italian girl to...
    orgasmic27 orgasmic27 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 2

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    Hahahahahaahhaha Check this out. Its very interesting and Educative. If: A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is equal to; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17...
    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag 18-21, F 22 Responses Dec 13

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    Two Tasmania's were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Tasmanian says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make...
    orgasmic27 orgasmic27 26-30, M Nov 25

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    Different men and women are working with different modes for sharing greetings related with New Year like happy New Year songs and cards with many other modes. Cards include things...
    Michael0962opo3 Michael0962opo3 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Warning!!! This is a mean joke. If you don't like mean jokes, stop reading now..... A single woman goes to a grocery store on a Saturday night. She's buying some, you know...
    danc3rz danc3rz 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 22

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    I am very disheartened hearing the talk, jokes and fantasies people have about rape. Especially heard more and more in the younger crowds. What has happened to the movements...
    lookingformyminnion lookingformyminnion 51-55, M 3 Responses Nov 22

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    The Golf Ball and the Sand Wedge....... A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 24

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    RHYMING RIDDLES ARE THE BEST An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the *** is a goose. DIRT ROAD Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 26

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    Someone please spam me with laugh out loud jokes! In that kind of mood 😂
    kittyAloha kittyAloha 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 26

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    My friend Brent has te most sexiest racist but funny jokes, he doesn't mean to be mean but it just comes to his head. In ROTC some coast guard people came and my friend Mary said...
    brownzugar brownzugar 16-17, M Nov 26

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    Q. What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs? A. Anything you want, he can’t hear you! Read more on page: http://www.jokesoftheday.net/
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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    People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
    ChiakiSevenSeas ChiakiSevenSeas 16-17, F Nov 27

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    Warning...dead baby jokes ahead...I hold no responsibility if you read anyway and get offended. .I don't support the killings of babies. ****** How do you get 20...
    nodkat nodkat 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    Flea Jokes What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything? A flee! What is the difference...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Dec 1

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    Ok, so i self harm and i have scars down both of my arms. I was wearing a t-shirt. so today i was at this little mall and i sat at one of the tables on the side. My friend had an...
    Nick54 Nick54 18-21, M Dec 2

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    Two men sit in a train compartment. One of them takes out a small package of fish, separates the heads from the bodies, and then proceeds to carefully clean the heads. The other...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 2

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    This has been one of my dreams. I wish to make good friends from all walks of life. I mean like across nations, professions, cultures, etc. I think it would be really cool! The...
    cooledown cooledown 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 5

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    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you do not have a...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 5 Responses Dec 9

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    Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Why are there no knock knock jokes about the USA?Because freedom rings.
    DrunkGiraffe DrunkGiraffe 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    PMS jokes are the worst. Period.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I like anything that makes me laugh, cuz laughter is the best thing in the world, to do and to hear.
    PieBombs PieBombs 13-15, F Nov 22

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    Where is the 30th dollar? Three friends decided to meet each other at the same restaurant where they use to go during college days few years ago. They went and ordered three cups...
    hhubby123 hhubby123 41-45, M 4 Responses Nov 23