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    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Dec 12, 2010

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    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911 36-40, M Oct 22, 2010

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    LOL

    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2011

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    This is coming from Lydi- "Mom,

    what's easier to unload off of trucks?" Babies or Bricks Me- "Babies" Lydi-"Do you know why?" I'm not even going to attempt this, I'm over here thinking slicing and dicing, but I don't wanna be wrong. "Why Lydia?" Lydi- "Babies because you use pitchforks" "WHAT" and this...
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    ._______.

    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

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    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2014

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    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

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    I received a inappropriate picture from someone on this website. I found it quite disgusting and disturbing. Why would someone send me a picture of their male parts? Really, where...
    catcrazy24 catcrazy24 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    Preferably women only because the last two men (boys, really) I befriended ended inappropriately. I did successfully make a friend on EP a little over a year ago but she lives in...
    PerturbedBrain PerturbedBrain 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    Hey all you guys who love jokes as well as riddles can post them in the blog section of this website www.unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com and then the top 5 jokes get selected and...
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M Apr 6

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    Scratch sometimes lets go with practically all the time. I've got bonkers boiling in my blood...I know how to get jiggy w it and make me crack up while doing so.
    Orchidspetals Orchidspetals 36-40, F Mar 27

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    I am. It is an automatic reaction. I find awkwardness extremely entertaining and I just can't help it. Because of this, I try to surround myself with people who find it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 9

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    For one thing the only one that is allowed to touch me intimately is my husband or in any other way I'm sorry but that's me irs my body and I am very bitchy about it me being me I...
    caylafleming caylafleming 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Yes. some people doesn't care or understand the difference between just jokes and hurtful jokes. I disrespect these attitude.
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F Apr 9

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    An elderly woman brought a very limp duck into the veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 16 Responses Apr 12

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    The watch Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I'm 33yr. I'd love to make new friends who around my age, can talk from silly jokes to meaningful and deep soul conversation. I add this. I'm not interested in sexual things. If...
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 4 Responses Apr 12

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    Been a little bummed recently, so I'm gonna do this. 1.) hair dye 2.) makeup 3.) flowers 4.) combat boots and fishnet tights 5.) Netflix 6.) the spine of a brand new book...
    OccasionalCupcake OccasionalCupcake 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a general manager. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO...
    jugglar jugglar 26-30, M Mar 25

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    I got a couple jokes today so hear I go why was everybody waving there hand my buddy said I said I poopted he said aww gross ::) another why are u so lazy Rick he said I don't like...
    spygro spygro 13-15, M Mar 27

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    A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I have had a few jokes before but not that much anymore i got other things to think about right now
    iqra765 iqra765 16-17, F Mar 31

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    They're always far funnier than normal jokes 🙈😂
    Listentotherain123 Listentotherain123 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    You gotta love little johnny jokes !!! Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen...
    AcousticAnne1 AcousticAnne1 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    A-Please call me a taxi.B-Yes ,Sir ,you are a taxi.From Jokes for the English classroom.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 5 Responses Apr 3

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    A man walks into a bakery. There is a sign on the wall stating that all individual cakes cost 50 cents. "How much is that Battenberg", asks the man. "50 cents", replies the baker...
    bethturner bethturner 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    I must be an egg cuz all these jokes are cracking me up! ;D
    mclovin31321 mclovin31321 22-25, F Apr 5

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    Advice from a husband...to husbands ... Enjoy the humor please Just try to avoid the concluding part of this advice......... It is important for men to remember that, as women...
    jugglar jugglar 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 6

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    A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    Clarinet jokes Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet. Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? A: So they...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"*Nobody stands up*Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"*Little Johnny stands up*Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny...
    Dathaniel Dathaniel 16-17, M Apr 13

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    After serving 18 months of a 25-year sentence, a man escaped from prison. His escape was the lead story on the early evening TV news and knowing that there would be a huge search...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M Apr 13

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    Three guys die and go to Hell. Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k. Satan asks the...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    GRANDPARENTS #5 My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said...
    csouls csouls 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    1. Horses 2. Unicorn 3. Rainbows 4. French toast 5. Being tickled 6. Laughing 7. Puppy 8. Books 9. Friends 10. Family 11. Pets 12. Rabbits 13. Paint 14. Jokes 15. Money 16...
    gabby121212 gabby121212 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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