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I Make Inappropriate Jokes

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    I did it the other day at the supermarket actually. I saw a jar of pickles labled "Sweet Midgets" and I said to my mom "Look, they have sweet midgets, and I don't mean really cool dwarves." I also made a few probably off-color jokes while watching Twilight...
    axelval axelval 18-21, T 5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    I Just Don't Get The Snape Lust

    ...no offense, and I think Alan Rickman is very sexy... in 1988.
    Chrisanna Chrisanna 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2011

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    Hate It

    I hate upsetting people ...it's just a talent I have.
    HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl HerrDoctorLiebenstrudl 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 24, 2011

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    LOL

    An ******* went to the store to buy cheese.  He was just browering through  cheese when the ******* noticed a big round cheese. He pick it up and put into his ***-hole. LOL....
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    In assembly the other day,

    this kid was pulled up in front of the school for telling a really dark joke and was made to tell everyone what he said. The entire hall was in silence and I just let out the loudest laugh ever, I couldn't help myself. I know I shouldn't have laughed, it's a serious subject. I...
    AliceRigby AliceRigby 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 12

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    Jokes

    Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? See looks like a campaign poster for abandoned horses Why did Hitler really die? He saw the gas bill
    Daveokay Daveokay 22-25, M Dec 12, 2010

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    Hey Baby

    how do you like your eggs   scrambled or fertilized
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 8 Responses Nov 7, 2008

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    Inappropriate?

    Ok, here's the thing.  I don't usually realize that the jokes are inappropriate at the time.
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M Jan 10, 2012

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    Makes It Easier.

     I do this all the time, I find things are easier to deal with when you can laugh at them. Recently I have been merrily freaking people out by making self deprecating jokes about my depression. Hey, I’m medicated what’s your excuse??   A few...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    My Wife Gets Really Uncomfortable Around Deaf People Who Speak

    So one day we were out eating, and this table of deaf people were talking to each other in that odd way that deaf people do. She gets really uncomfortable around them, so I decided that since they couldn't hear me, that I would imitate them to make her laugh. What I failed to...
    Robf911 Robf911 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2010

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    Cocaine? Or Bulimia? Decisions.. Decisions....

    I am known for being inappropriate. The way my mother describes me is someone that "has no shame." Yes, that is right, I do have no shame. haha It's probably something I get from my father, oh yes, definitely so. Like for example, One time someone came up to me and...
    InsanelyMe08 InsanelyMe08 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 26, 2008

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    Stay! I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched...
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    One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 1 Response Jul 26

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    Probably the hardest laughs I've ever had have been during inappropriate moments! Just the fact that you know you can't laugh and then you and your friend are trying so hard not to...
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F Jul 29

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    Okay if we're talking about like sexually inappropriate then yeah lol I do that a lot but I also act out at inappropriate times too. But I laugh at myself for it:)
    XxbixtchybellaxX XxbixtchybellaxX 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    Religious jokes are my favorite kind of jokes They make me literally LOL and brighten up my days a little What's your favorite kind of jokes?
    AutoLove0 AutoLove0 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    I won a writing competition, so I was asked to pick up my award from their office on the 46th floor of the company's building in the financial district . A group of office workers...
    Naturalsimple Naturalsimple 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 23

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    I don't know how others feel about this issue but it's a real problem for me! And it's not just laughter, I'm prone to smiling at inappropriate times too. So here's an example, one...
    xprncemore xprncemore 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 23

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    I am prone to laughing at inappropriate times because I thought of something else. Back in school we were discussing something serious and I heard the guy next to me fart really...
    MaryLiz94 MaryLiz94 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    I'm Sorry But This is Quite True I Will Laugh At Anything That is Funny to Me . Even inappropriate Things . :P
    trvstislimited trvstislimited 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I had a very dear friend that was often the cause of my inappropriate laughter... Usually it was simply through eye contact... I miss him very much...
    HisWetWife HisWetWife 46-50, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M Jul 23

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    I have a lot of friends. But one thing about them. Some tell my business. My best friend tell my business, she even make fun of me about it. Once I'm done telling her my business...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 28

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    A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, the goes through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in...
    fetish27 fetish27 46-50, F 6 Responses Aug 12

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    We all love a good joke. And recycled jokes are wonderful. When we hear a god joke we want to share it. We laughed and we want to see others laugh. And there's always that...
    FriendlyBryan FriendlyBryan 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    “Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second...
    sleepynudy sleepynudy 41-45, M Aug 13

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    Hi, I enjoy meeting new people, so if you ever want to chat please feel free to message me. Also, please nothing inappropriate. I'm cool with a lot of stuff, but I won't hesitate...
    therealjeric therealjeric 16-17, M Jul 27

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    There's just something about not being aloud to laugh that makes the situation even funnier😂
    saskialara saskialara 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 7

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    Words From Famous Women Words From Famous Women ... "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!". The 5 KINGS that make people...
    vijay14 vijay14 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    I will close out with yet another psalm to my goddess. I dont know what I can add to what ive already written. you have a warmth and gentleness that is amazingly calming. Almost...
    popuptarget popuptarget 46-50, M Jul 29

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    THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEM For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 31

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    A man walked into a restaurant and ordered a hamburger. The cook made the hamburger by putting the beef on the grill, pulling down his pants, sitting on the ground beef to make it...
    LivvieDestroyerofSocks LivvieDestroyerofSocks 18-21, F Aug 5

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    Being A Woman A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work...
    AriadnesLabyrinth AriadnesLabyrinth 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    He works out of town for two weeks. When he's home I do give him his space. But he's gone early in the morning, sometimes till noon. He goes out a lot. I stay home a lot. We have a...
    HushedThoughts HushedThoughts 22-25 5 days ago

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    I tell jokes but there not funny is this funny. so my teacher said hey class write your essay remember 2-5 pages my response was ***** you crazy why would I ever do five I'm...
    GIRLYGIRL894 GIRLYGIRL894 26-30, F Jul 22

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    This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 4 Responses Jul 22

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    Drive Through ATM Procedures Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 5 Responses Jul 22

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    Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M Jul 23

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    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses Jul 23

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    If u have any jokes can u tell some, I'm in the mood to listen to some :)
    hgscgirl hgscgirl 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 25

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    Jokes cheer me up cause they are funny
    AbbyBabe01 AbbyBabe01 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    A Cynics Guide to Life: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows And a...
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    You only realise how bad the jokes on this site are when you actually say one out loud...
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M 4 Responses Jul 28

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