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I Make Myself Laugh

A Place For Those of Us Who Appreciate Our Own Wit To Share Our Gift. 362 People

    I Was Playing Guitar Hero

    and I swear to you I caught myself in the mirror and I take this **** way too seriously. I had to laugh.
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8, 2010

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    If people paid attention they'd know how funny

    I am. But Billy's in his iPhone and Margaret is thinking about Billy and I'm over here like Comedy Central on mute.
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F Mar 3

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    'tis A Strange Place Inside My Head!

    I don't know what the inspiration was, but in art class today, I took a walk on the strangely silly side.Riffing on the Discworld concept, I drew a village floating on an upside-down plate. Supported by a massive eggplant.The whole time I was working on it, I kept having giggle...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Jun 22, 2012

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    I Want To Make Myself Laugh All The Time. That Would Be Good Good Good

    because i'm too damn serious.  i was riding in my car the other day and it felt like a good friend was there with me and i got into that mental space where i can make a joke and have a good time.  and why not live in that space?  wouldn't that be a piece of heaven...
    pumperstiltsken pumperstiltsken 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2010

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    Mainly because my entire past is

    so messed up that it's funny. It's better than crying...
    RuinedAndLost RuinedAndLost 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14, 2014

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    I Am An Idiot!

    Seriously, I say some of the stupidest things. Someone needs to learn to think before they speak!
    BeteNoire BeteNoire 26-30, F Oct 18, 2010

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    I've decided I'm gonna be here now,

    so here I am... Last night I had a quick wander round the stories on this profile. Makes me wish I hadn't deleted everything on my original. I'm a crazy little thing, like aren't I? Lol!
    SevenTierCrazyCake SevenTierCrazyCake 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    Walkietalkies Are Fun!

    At one of my jobs in the distant past, we had to use walkie-talkies because the business site was very large. Each of the most important departments had their own channel. My department had its own channel and our supervisors, managers, and VPs had their own as well...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    Ahh Frick..

    I just kneed myself on the face.
    everynothing everynothing 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 11, 2010

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    I'm Hilarious

    So I've been told on many occasions that I am effing hilarious. But I try not to be to cocky about it, mostly because I don't believe them. But a couple days ago I was reading something I had written awhile ago and...: ME: "HA!" Friend: "What?" ME: "I'm hilarious." So if you...
    SwissLady SwissLady 18-21, F Sep 23, 2012

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    Sometimes I make funny noises

    when it gets really quiet in my office. Or when someones passing by my cubical I will mutter "Oh God" in the strangest desperate voice I can. Damn I'm funny.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 20, 2014

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    Was driving in to work today

    and got a call asking where the hell I was as the meeting was about to commence in 5 mins. To my utter shock, I realised that I hadn't checked my work email over the weekend and that a meeting that was supposed to be tomorrow got brought ahead to this morning. I said I'm on my...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 19

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    Laughs

    Laughs,Love 'em,They make me laugh,So contagious,Can't control myself,When in a fit of laughter.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 6, 2011

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    Cos I Can

    If you have the ability to make yourself laugh, then I highly recommend shedding the stigma that goes with it and going for it man! Sometimes I am the only person that can make me laugh!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2011

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    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M Jan 19

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    I'm at work talking to a co worker about having

    sexual mishaps while watching sex sent me to the ER. she thought she popped her hip out one time
    curioustiff curioustiff 26-30, F Jan 31

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    I Am F*cking Hilarious!

    I often crack myself up with the things I say, do, or think. I'll comment back with some examples later.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 14 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    A Funny Thing Happened At the Restaurant

    As Dasmuggler and I were leaving a local restaurant (see http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e...), we heard the cashier/waitress slam the phone down and mutter, "It's that ***** again." Apparently, the girl thought we were a couple of regular...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    But Sometimes

    the ironic twist can be quite savage and I only laugh because if I didn't, then I would have to die or something
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 14, 2010

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    When I read something I have posted in the past

    on Experience Project and or read something from this site I make myself laugh.
    MyDoctorLove MyDoctorLove 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2014

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    laughter is good for the Heart..Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.. Man It be so funny
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    A day without laughter is a day wasted!
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    I'm really ho*ny at the moment and I need some relief? How can I make a fake d*ck to pleasure myself?
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    I've asked this to myself for the past 5 years. sometimes I wish faking your death was possible somehow, like an actual wake & funeral. just to see the effect. & I would totally...
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    Like spending hours a day on EP, when I should be working. Used to spend many an hour on here but managed to drag myself away. Now I'm back again and spending way to long on this...
    Horny63 Horny63 51-55, M 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I just want to say I was just talking to myself a minute ago and I was complaining about me talking to myself again cause its just a habit and then "Everybody Talks" by Neon Trees...
    wingsofcas wingsofcas 13-15, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    People think I am the black girl with the purple Afro in my account picture. I have to keep explaning I'm not. This is my safe place, my Outlet for my thoughts, fears...
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    Someone please tell me a joke...something to make me laugh, snort, or better yet even pee a little...
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 17 Responses 1 day ago

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    LIVE and you will find the happiness that comes with LOVE, LOVE and you will find the times that will make you LAUGH, when you LAUGH, you know you will LIVE
    KaylaCherie KaylaCherie 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    okay, had a workout, went and got in the shower. Have my music on. rain falling outside. Very comforting situation. I love the rain. I love my music. and I love a nice relaxing...
    evolnillef evolnillef 70+, F 2 days ago

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    If someone can make me belly laugh...I instantly am drawn to them. Being happy is always my goal but, doesn't always happen so it's nice to have ppl to make you laugh.
    Fuzzybear79 Fuzzybear79 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Coffee does it to me every time. I know this, but guess what's about to go down? HELL YEAH!
    MrFoolery MrFoolery 41-45, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    But he decided he will be leaving.. :( I'm sad. I'm really sad. He's kept me smiling since the day I met him.. He always make me laugh even when I don't feel like smiling...
    Pinaybarbie Pinaybarbie 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I like to be happy and make people happy. Laughter is good exercise and it lightens the mood. Have you ever laughed so much that your side would hurt? I do on a regular basis. Keep...
    jjohnnyboy jjohnnyboy 41-45, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I made a decision that cost me eternal love, joy, peace, relationship... all the good things that only Love Himself can give. I don't understand why I did it, the only answer would...
    Coloursearching Coloursearching 22-25 a week ago

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    I love stroking myself. I don't wear underwear so I can pull it out whenever I feel like it. It makes me feel good. I love sex too but I can make myself feel good almost anytime I...
    Nakedtoday Nakedtoday 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Haiiii Janal xd This is out of the blue, but I'd like to declare that you are a phenomenal and fabulous person. Fun fact: you are actually the first genuine friend I made on EP. I...
    queeniejean queeniejean 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    I may not be the funniest person in the world but Ik a good joke when I hear one And you may not laugh but I can't help but laugh at my own jokes when I think it's funny. You can...
    Alex288837359 Alex288837359 16-17, F Jul 22

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    I had no idea just how badly I needed a good "grab my stomach and laugh until I cried" laugh... This just in from my private messages. Him: Hi Him: You have a nice figure ME...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 21

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    This was how ROTFLMAO was expressed back in the day. 
    KrisKrosSk8 KrisKrosSk8 26-30, F Jul 21

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