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I Make Myself Laugh

A Place For Those of Us Who Appreciate Our Own Wit To Share Our Gift. 356 People

    I Am F*cking Hilarious!

    I often crack myself up with the things I say, do, or think. I'll comment back with some examples later.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 14 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    I Am An Idiot!

    Seriously, I say some of the stupidest things. Someone needs to learn to think before they speak!
    BeteNoire BeteNoire 26-30, F Oct 18, 2010

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    I Want To Make Myself Laugh All The Time. That Would Be Good Good Good

    because i'm too damn serious.  i was riding in my car the other day and it felt like a good friend was there with me and i got into that mental space where i can make a joke and have a good time.  and why not live in that space?  wouldn't that be a piece of heaven...
    pumperstiltsken pumperstiltsken 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2010

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    I'm Hilarious

    So I've been told on many occasions that I am effing hilarious. But I try not to be to cocky about it, mostly because I don't believe them. But a couple days ago I was reading something I had written awhile ago and...: ME: "HA!" Friend: "What?" ME: "I'm hilarious." So if you...
    DreamlessDesire DreamlessDesire 18-21, F Sep 23, 2012

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    Ahh Frick..

    I just kneed myself on the face.
    everynothing everynothing 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 11, 2010

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    'tis A Strange Place Inside My Head!

    I don't know what the inspiration was, but in art class today, I took a walk on the strangely silly side.Riffing on the Discworld concept, I drew a village floating on an upside-down plate. Supported by a massive eggplant.The whole time I was working on it, I kept having giggle...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Jun 22, 2012

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    Cos I Can

    If you have the ability to make yourself laugh, then I highly recommend shedding the stigma that goes with it and going for it man! Sometimes I am the only person that can make me laugh!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2011

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    Laughs

    Laughs,Love 'em,They make me laugh,So contagious,Can't control myself,When in a fit of laughter.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 6, 2011

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    If people paid attention they'd know how funny

    I am. But Billy's in his iPhone and Margaret is thinking about Billy and I'm over here like Comedy Central on mute.
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F Mar 3

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    Walkietalkies Are Fun!

    At one of my jobs in the distant past, we had to use walkie-talkies because the business site was very large. Each of the most important departments had their own channel. My department had its own channel and our supervisors, managers, and VPs had their own as well...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    When I read something I have posted in the past

    on Experience Project and or read something from this site I make myself laugh.
    MyDoctorLove MyDoctorLove 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2014

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    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M Jan 19

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    Mainly because my entire past is

    so messed up that it's funny. It's better than crying...
    RuinedAndLost RuinedAndLost 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14, 2014

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    But Sometimes

    the ironic twist can be quite savage and I only laugh because if I didn't, then I would have to die or something
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 14, 2010

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    I've decided I'm gonna be here now,

    so here I am... Last night I had a quick wander round the stories on this profile. Makes me wish I hadn't deleted everything on my original. I'm a crazy little thing, like aren't I? Lol!
    SevenTierCrazyCake SevenTierCrazyCake 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    Sometimes I make funny noises

    when it gets really quiet in my office. Or when someones passing by my cubical I will mutter "Oh God" in the strangest desperate voice I can. Damn I'm funny.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 20, 2014

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    Was driving in to work today

    and got a call asking where the hell I was as the meeting was about to commence in 5 mins. To my utter shock, I realised that I hadn't checked my work email over the weekend and that a meeting that was supposed to be tomorrow got brought ahead to this morning. I said I'm on my...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 19

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    I'm at work talking to a co worker about having

    sexual mishaps while watching sex sent me to the ER. she thought she popped her hip out one time
    curioustiff curioustiff 26-30, F Jan 31

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    I Was Playing Guitar Hero

    and I swear to you I caught myself in the mirror and I take this **** way too seriously. I had to laugh.
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8, 2010

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    A Funny Thing Happened At the Restaurant

    As Dasmuggler and I were leaving a local restaurant (see http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e...), we heard the cashier/waitress slam the phone down and mutter, "It's that ***** again." Apparently, the girl thought we were a couple of regular...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    I can. Its like a dumb human trick I learned when I was acting. I used to torture my old boyfriend with it. It is really handy too when you are in trouble for something and you...
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    I need to stop keeping everything in, it's starting to drive me crazy. I have problems just opening up and just being myself, I friends but don't have a best friend or really close...
    CuriousGuy833 CuriousGuy833 22-25, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    im improving myself to entertain any body.
    zaic zaic 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I this one makes me laugh. Bond. James Bond.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She couldn't believe it when I rode pasta.
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    You love someone so much that they become your daily life and then one day they just up and leave.... I don't hate myself but I do hate what I'm becoming..... Sitting in my empty...
    Arizv11 Arizv11 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

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    My name is not Fred Flinstine, but I can make your bed rock.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I was asked by a young lady (paintrosesred) to describe an instance of how my brother got me back in retaliation... This will be the focus of today's story. Being age 15 and...
    BlackBlueBrotha BlackBlueBrotha 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    ISTP/INFJ - I answered the quiz, it was not monitored or judged by a professional, so it shouldn't really count and really there is no real reason to make mention of it except to...
    SoberingBabySteps SoberingBabySteps 31-35, M 5 hrs ago

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    24 days gone. Kinda upset kinda not. Oh well, i'll start over again and (hopefully) make it longer this next time around.
    PiecesOfPeace PiecesOfPeace 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    His name was Bubba. He was from Texas but he was in New York City and he needed a loan. He walked into a bank in the Big Apple and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan...
    Mizzmelody2u Mizzmelody2u 46-50, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    im usually very depressed and even though i work on it as much as i can i still feel this emptiness i can never fill. it seems to never be enough. since i cant make myself fully...
    ForgetableMe ForgetableMe 31-35, M 11 hrs ago

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    This story is for the birds... LOL... literally. So when I was 15 this story took place. My younger brother is 6 years my junior. For this story to really make sense you have to...
    BlackBlueBrotha BlackBlueBrotha 41-45, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Hello EP, Been lurking on this site and finally joined. I have been dying to tell my story but am terrified someone I know will see it. But I'm desperate and need to vent. I've...
    iswell iswell 41-45, F 1 day ago

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    I have the type of personality that seems to inspire others to pick on me. Always have. When I was a kid, I used to let it bother me. As I got older, I realized that people...
    ThirtySevenX ThirtySevenX 46-50, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    It's one if the reasons I'm with my boyfriend. He makes me laugh.
    riverz riverz 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    not many can make me laugh from my deep within my belly..the ones that do I'll always keep them safe in my heart..they make me feel grateful for having them in my life..thankyou...
    raggedeagle raggedeagle 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I was in middle school when I had friends spend the night and I had to go tell one to be quiet and before I tap her she screams and I laughed so hard at this it makes me think I...
    xxemogirlxx xxemogirlxx 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I ordered a nice pink, fruity smoothie today and was given a ginormous straw to drink it out of. So what did I do? Naturally I began to drink the ice cold smoothie out of it. I...
    SunshineMel SunshineMel 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    People tell me my purpose in life must be to make them laugh and feel content
    ZZRoll ZZRoll 16-17, M a week ago

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    most of the time im actually pretty sad but laughing can be a great distraction sometimes from how i feel. when i laugh it feels great, like nothing matters and my laugh makes...
    mxtxc mxtxc 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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