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I Make Myself Laugh

A Place For Those of Us Who Appreciate Our Own Wit To Share Our Gift. 333 People

    I'm Hilarious

    So I've been told on many occasions that I am effing hilarious. But I try not to be to cocky about it, mostly because I don't believe them. But a couple days ago I was reading something I had written awhile ago and...: ME: "HA!" Friend: "What?" ME: "I'm hilarious." So if you...
    DreamlessDesire DreamlessDesire 18-21, F Sep 23, 2012

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    Ahh Frick..

    I just kneed myself on the face.
    everynothing everynothing 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 11, 2010

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    I Am An Idiot!

    Seriously, I say some of the stupidest things. Someone needs to learn to think before they speak!
    BeteNoire BeteNoire 26-30, F Oct 18, 2010

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    If people paid attention they'd know how funny

    I am. But Billy's in his iPhone and Margaret is thinking about Billy and I'm over here like Comedy Central on mute.
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    A Funny Thing Happened At the Restaurant

    As Dasmuggler and I were leaving a local restaurant (see http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e...), we heard the cashier/waitress slam the phone down and mutter, "It's that ***** again." Apparently, the girl thought we were a couple of regular...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M Jan 19

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    Walkietalkies Are Fun!

    At one of my jobs in the distant past, we had to use walkie-talkies because the business site was very large. Each of the most important departments had their own channel. My department had its own channel and our supervisors, managers, and VPs had their own as well...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    But Sometimes

    the ironic twist can be quite savage and I only laugh because if I didn't, then I would have to die or something
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 14, 2010

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    Cos I Can

    If you have the ability to make yourself laugh, then I highly recommend shedding the stigma that goes with it and going for it man! Sometimes I am the only person that can make me laugh!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2011

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    Was driving in to work today

    and got a call asking where the hell I was as the meeting was about to commence in 5 mins. To my utter shock, I realised that I hadn't checked my work email over the weekend and that a meeting that was supposed to be tomorrow got brought ahead to this morning. I said I'm on my...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 19

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    Sometimes I make funny noises

    when it gets really quiet in my office. Or when someones passing by my cubical I will mutter "Oh God" in the strangest desperate voice I can. Damn I'm funny.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 20, 2014

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    Laughs

    Laughs,Love 'em,They make me laugh,So contagious,Can't control myself,When in a fit of laughter.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 6, 2011

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    I Am F*cking Hilarious!

    I often crack myself up with the things I say, do, or think. I'll comment back with some examples later.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 14 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    When I read something I have posted in the past

    on Experience Project and or read something from this site I make myself laugh.
    MyDoctorLove MyDoctorLove 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2014

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    Seriously, I am the biggest

    and best comedian. I can sit alone all day and joke with myself. I crack myself up! :D
    jayinthebox jayinthebox 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    I'm at work talking to a co worker about having

    sexual mishaps while watching sex sent me to the ER. she thought she popped her hip out one time
    curioustiff curioustiff 26-30, F Jan 31

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    I Was Playing Guitar Hero

    and I swear to you I caught myself in the mirror and I take this **** way too seriously. I had to laugh.
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8, 2010

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    Mainly because my entire past is

    so messed up that it's funny. It's better than crying...
    RuinedAndLost RuinedAndLost 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14, 2014

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    I Want To Make Myself Laugh All The Time. That Would Be Good Good Good

    because i'm too damn serious.  i was riding in my car the other day and it felt like a good friend was there with me and i got into that mental space where i can make a joke and have a good time.  and why not live in that space?  wouldn't that be a piece of heaven...
    pumperstiltsken pumperstiltsken 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2010

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    'tis A Strange Place Inside My Head!

    I don't know what the inspiration was, but in art class today, I took a walk on the strangely silly side.Riffing on the Discworld concept, I drew a village floating on an upside-down plate. Supported by a massive eggplant.The whole time I was working on it, I kept having giggle...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Jun 22, 2012

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    yeah I always make myself laugh
    tunderb tunderb 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    It doesn't take much to make me laugh. I do laugh at the stupidest things sometimes. I love being around people who are funny and make me laugh. When I'm feeling sad, I have a guy...
    jerseyjade jerseyjade 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Like People Who Can Make Me Laugh
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Today I have the car to myself, which means I am going to go out and do something to make myself happy. I am going to use this beautiful day to go out and visit some history near...
    Anonymouscoast Anonymouscoast 22-25 1 Response Mar 7

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    Sometimes, when I know I've eaten too much, I make myself sick. I'm worried that I will end up making this into a habit. I just hate the feeling of being full. Food scares me...
    Ambernonymous Ambernonymous 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 13

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    i woke up my son to get ready for school. He said that he needed a shirt. i handed him (threw at him) a shirt from his drawer. (i love when it lands on their head, but i didn't aim...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Why are you so silent and lostSorrow dripping from your eyesand smile is lost from your lipsWhy are you upset all the timeSay it if you are a childWhy are you so silent and lostHow...
    liza1996 liza1996 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. - - William Arthur Ward
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 6

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    So I have a weird laugh and I snort as well but it takes a bit to get me to snort:p well anyways me and my best friend were just being goofy and then she did something and I lost...
    NicoleWahlstrom NicoleWahlstrom 18-21, F Mar 8

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    I love making people laugh, like i do every day with my friends. I like to cheer up people when something wrong.
    RestlessDream RestlessDream 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Hahah I think it would be hilarious if I would have to die from laughter. Don't know why but it is somehow XD
    JennyG16 JennyG16 13-15, F Mar 21

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    But cant stand heckled. Or crowds in dark places.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 22

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    Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Someone called the house this morning and I answered half asleep (I almost never answer). It was an Indian dude saying he worked for Microsoft and someone was trying to hack my...
    AshleyJea AshleyJea 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 12

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    Or arouse me. Or free me from sad.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 22

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    Unless they do evil next. Or have and plan more.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    But when I'm done man is it lonely. Lol
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F Mar 13

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    The thought of not having any projects to keep me occupied kind of scares me sometimes because my only alternative is to sit in my flat all day all on my own and that truly...
    TheNarratorGrim TheNarratorGrim 18-21, M Mar 14

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    It's great until you stop and have to think
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney 18-21, F Mar 18

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    But I never have any money and I find cute things and then years later I still want them and still don't have them :/
    Unicornpeasant Unicornpeasant 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'd rather have new clothes than new friends tbh .
    momo335 momo335 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    **** this **** -.- I'm just a **** up.
    TrackStackz TrackStackz 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I suck. I am a horrible person. I hurt the people I love. I lie through my teeth. I do not do my homework. I can not tell family I love them. I always want to make people laugh so...
    molliee151 molliee151 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 7

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    I hate being the reason for everything being crappy...i feel alone,and when the day is done,and when I think of all that has happened,it somehow is my fault. I feel like a jerk...
    cjimenez cjimenez 16-17 1 Response Mar 9