I Make Myself Laugh

A Place For Those of Us Who Appreciate Our Own Wit To Share Our Gift. 425 People

    I'm Hilarious

    So I've been told on many occasions that I am effing hilarious. But I try not to be to cocky about it, mostly because I don't believe them. But a couple days ago I was reading something I had written awhile ago and...: ME: "HA!" Friend: "What?" ME: "I'm hilarious." So if you...
    PotPrincess PotPrincess
    18-21, F
    Sep 23, 2012
    nostalkerswelcome nostalkerswelcome
    26-30
    Mar 15

    But Sometimes

    the ironic twist can be quite savage and I only laugh because if I didn't, then I would have to die or something
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 14, 2010

    I'm at work talking to a co worker about having

    sexual mishaps while watching sex sent me to the ER. she thought she popped her hip out one time
    curioustiff curioustiff
    31-35, F
    Jan 31, 2015

    I Am An Idiot!

    Seriously, I say some of the stupidest things. Someone needs to learn to think before they speak!
    BeteNoire BeteNoire
    26-30, F
    Oct 18, 2010

    I Want To Make Myself Laugh All The Time. That Would Be Good Good Good

    because i'm too damn serious.  i was riding in my car the other day and it felt like a good friend was there with me and i got into that mental space where i can make a joke and have a good time.  and why not live in that space?  wouldn't that be a piece of heaven...
    pumperstiltsken pumperstiltsken
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 5, 2010

    Laughs

    Laughs,Love 'em,They make me laugh,So contagious,Can't control myself,When in a fit of laughter.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 6, 2011

    I've decided I'm gonna be here now,

    so here I am... Last night I had a quick wander round the stories on this profile. Makes me wish I hadn't deleted everything on my original. I'm a crazy little thing, like aren't I? Lol!
    SevenTierCrazyCake SevenTierCrazyCake
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 17, 2015

    If people paid attention they'd know how funny

    I am. But Billy's in his iPhone and Margaret is thinking about Billy and I'm over here like Comedy Central on mute.
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420
    26-30, F
    Mar 3, 2015

    Walkietalkies Are Fun!

    At one of my jobs in the distant past, we had to use walkie-talkies because the business site was very large. Each of the most important departments had their own channel. My department had its own channel and our supervisors, managers, and VPs had their own as well...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 8, 2009
    yrnjojo yrnjojo
    18-21, M
    Jan 19, 2015

    When I read something I have posted in the past

    on Experience Project and or read something from this site I make myself laugh.
    MyDoctorLove MyDoctorLove
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2014

    'tis A Strange Place Inside My Head!

    I don't know what the inspiration was, but in art class today, I took a walk on the strangely silly side.Riffing on the Discworld concept, I drew a village floating on an upside-down plate. Supported by a massive eggplant.The whole time I was working on it, I kept having giggle...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Jun 22, 2012

    When someone pulls you by your shirt

    and you don't wanna go. Ahahahaha
    SkylerAsh SkylerAsh
    18-21, M
    Oct 16, 2015

    I Was Playing Guitar Hero

    and I swear to you I caught myself in the mirror and I take this **** way too seriously. I had to laugh.
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 8, 2010

    I Am F*cking Hilarious!

    I often crack myself up with the things I say, do, or think. I'll comment back with some examples later.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny
    26-30, M
    14 Responses Mar 20, 2009

    Sometimes I make funny noises

    when it gets really quiet in my office. Or when someones passing by my cubical I will mutter "Oh God" in the strangest desperate voice I can. Damn I'm funny.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 20, 2014

    Mainly because my entire past is

    so messed up that it's funny. It's better than crying...
    RuinedAndLost RuinedAndLost
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 14, 2014

    I remember this one time I was standing by the

    cheeses in a supermarket giggling to myself when I happened to look up and catch someone's eye. I think I've conveniently forgotten what a person's face looks like upon seeing someone laughing by themselves in front of a display of cheeses.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 18, 2015

    Ahh Frick..

    I just kneed myself on the face.
    everynothing everynothing
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Sep 11, 2010

    Was driving in to work today

    and got a call asking where the hell I was as the meeting was about to commence in 5 mins. To my utter shock, I realised that I hadn't checked my work email over the weekend and that a meeting that was supposed to be tomorrow got brought ahead to this morning. I said I'm on my...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 19, 2015

    A Funny Thing Happened At the Restaurant

    As Dasmuggler and I were leaving a local restaurant (see http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e...), we heard the cashier/waitress slam the phone down and mutter, "It's that ***** again." Apparently, the girl thought we were a couple of regular...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 8, 2009

    Cos I Can

    If you have the ability to make yourself laugh, then I highly recommend shedding the stigma that goes with it and going for it man! Sometimes I am the only person that can make me laugh!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 7, 2011

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