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I Make Myself Laugh

A Place For Those of Us Who Appreciate Our Own Wit To Share Our Gift. 322 People

    I Am An Idiot!

    Seriously, I say some of the stupidest things. Someone needs to learn to think before they speak!
    BeteNoire BeteNoire 26-30, F Oct 18, 2010

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    sel27 sel27 16-17, M Jan 19

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    'tis A Strange Place Inside My Head!

    I don't know what the inspiration was, but in art class today, I took a walk on the strangely silly side.Riffing on the Discworld concept, I drew a village floating on an upside-down plate. Supported by a massive eggplant.The whole time I was working on it, I kept having giggle...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Jun 22, 2012

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    Was driving in to work today

    and got a call asking where the hell I was as the meeting was about to commence in 5 mins. To my utter shock, I realised that I hadn't checked my work email over the weekend and that a meeting that was supposed to be tomorrow got brought ahead to this morning. I said I'm on my...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 19

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    A Funny Thing Happened At the Restaurant

    As Dasmuggler and I were leaving a local restaurant (see http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e...), we heard the cashier/waitress slam the phone down and mutter, "It's that ***** again." Apparently, the girl thought we were a couple of regular...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    I'm Hilarious

    So I've been told on many occasions that I am effing hilarious. But I try not to be to cocky about it, mostly because I don't believe them. But a couple days ago I was reading something I had written awhile ago and...: ME: "HA!" Friend: "What?" ME: "I'm hilarious." So if you...
    DreamlessDesire DreamlessDesire 18-21, F Sep 23, 2012

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    Walkietalkies Are Fun!

    At one of my jobs in the distant past, we had to use walkie-talkies because the business site was very large. Each of the most important departments had their own channel. My department had its own channel and our supervisors, managers, and VPs had their own as well...
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 8, 2009

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    I Am F*cking Hilarious!

    I often crack myself up with the things I say, do, or think. I'll comment back with some examples later.
    TheEtherBunny TheEtherBunny 26-30, M 14 Responses Mar 20, 2009

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    I Was Playing Guitar Hero

    and I swear to you I caught myself in the mirror and I take this **** way too seriously. I had to laugh.
    letmeusethisname letmeusethisname 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8, 2010

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    Ahh Frick..

    I just kneed myself on the face.
    everynothing everynothing 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 11, 2010

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    I Want To Make Myself Laugh All The Time. That Would Be Good Good Good

    because i'm too damn serious.  i was riding in my car the other day and it felt like a good friend was there with me and i got into that mental space where i can make a joke and have a good time.  and why not live in that space?  wouldn't that be a piece of heaven...
    pumperstiltsken pumperstiltsken 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2010

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    Laughs

    Laughs,Love 'em,They make me laugh,So contagious,Can't control myself,When in a fit of laughter.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Nov 6, 2011

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    But Sometimes

    the ironic twist can be quite savage and I only laugh because if I didn't, then I would have to die or something
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 14, 2010

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    I'm at work talking to a co worker about having

    sexual mishaps while watching sex sent me to the ER. she thought she popped her hip out one time
    curioustiff curioustiff 26-30, F Jan 31

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    Mainly because my entire past is

    so messed up that it's funny. It's better than crying...
    RuinedAndLost RuinedAndLost 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14, 2014

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    Cos I Can

    If you have the ability to make yourself laugh, then I highly recommend shedding the stigma that goes with it and going for it man! Sometimes I am the only person that can make me laugh!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2011

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    Seriously, I am the biggest

    and best comedian. I can sit alone all day and joke with myself. I crack myself up! :D
    jayinthebox jayinthebox 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    When I read something I have posted in the past

    on Experience Project and or read something from this site I make myself laugh.
    MyDoctorLove MyDoctorLove 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2014

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    Sometimes I make funny noises

    when it gets really quiet in my office. Or when someones passing by my cubical I will mutter "Oh God" in the strangest desperate voice I can. Damn I'm funny.
    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M Feb 20, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    I dont normally have close friends but the one girl who is can make me laugh. shes nice to me and awesome ChihiroKagamine or as i know her kabe-chan
    Cheshirecupacat Cheshirecupacat 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    I'd been feeling so sick all day that I decided to make myself vomit. I went to the toilet and started trying to burp up the vomit but it didn't work so I had to finger my throat...
    pukeboy pukeboy 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    This morning I literally laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die :3 lol. My face was literally turning purple
    drewkyzer drewkyzer 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    I think this photo says it all....why Men are adorable and why Women are interesting ....
    KaleidoscopeMoment KaleidoscopeMoment 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 22

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    Today I forced myself to puke again. I was out with some friends and we were hanging out at the skate park. After a couple of hours of skating I wanted to do something else. So I...
    pukeboy pukeboy 22-25, M Feb 6

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    From the time I was very young, I knew I was different. I was always more comfortable expressing and embracing the more masculine side of my personality. I was the consummate...
    lavendersea lavendersea 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 21

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    Love to make a women laugh during love making .Just do or say something that just surprises her and makes her laugh If you cant laugh during love making then you are doing...
    anyourviking anyourviking 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    Don't you just love the moments when u start laughing and you really can't stop? Unfortunately it doesn't happen too often, but when it does..oh God! I've realized that really...
    tussilagos tussilagos 22-25, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    To make you wet and to make you laugh are my two favorite things.
    Onthebus Onthebus 36-40, M Feb 17

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    I love to laugh and make people laugh and just have a good ole time .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    Just happened today. I have a short list of people who know how to make me laugh so hard that green tea can cover my desk. These people are dear to me, and wouldn't trade them for...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 5

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    If you play with fire, you're going to get burnt.... Why did I let this happen? Someone is going to get hurt... And I hope it me and not the people involved... I've ****** up...
    catho catho 18-21, F Feb 10

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    I just pissed myself laughing at Off Their Rockers on TV
    Trikki1996 Trikki1996 18-21, M 18 hrs ago

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    Morning! Something reminded me of this on the Question page a few days ago and as its a sunny super Tuesday I make NO apologies for sharing. Over a decade ago and it still makes me...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 7 Responses Feb 17

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    I will always be on your side, help you in any means possible, do the best I can, I will always do what you ask, I will always make you laugh or happy, I'm always filled with fun...
    girloverz girloverz 18-21, M Feb 10

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    I couldn't make myself eat today or most of yesterday and I am past the point of hungry, like I'm so hungry that I'm not hungry anymore. The thought of eating is just making me...
    ThatBitch15 ThatBitch15 18-21, F Feb 2

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    I throughly dislike tall attractive men because they remind me of someone on EP. Who'd made me lost a total of 9 kg and is going to lose another 8 kg because I think it'll make my...
    Nual Nual 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    My mother makes me hate myself......I understand that a mother must correct you and stuff. My mother once told me that she hates me when I was in grade 8. she reminds me of...
    Adridee Adridee 16-17, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I know the reason,the logic,the wrong and the right,the black and the white.But when all fails to make sense,the mind crumbles.,.shatters,empties and then...then it is scary...
    urnesha urnesha 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    20 Facts about me 1. I was 5 lbs when I was born and I am still petite. 2. I was born in Queens, New York 3. I am the oldest of 5 children 4. I love any type of music (but I am...
    Delicateflower98 Delicateflower98 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    It's a struggle, but I know inner peace comes from it. Perhaps I'll never be 'happy.' I think I can be okay with that, as I have lost something that was so dear to me, but perhaps...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    Quite a challenge! Here it goes: 1. laughing, 2. being kind to others, 3. forgiving, 4. spending time with my daughter, 5. skiing, 6. enjoying the sun of a winter day up in the...
    Archou Archou 36-40, F Feb 13

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    I have been laughing more then I have in a long time. I have always been a very happy go lucky kind of person I went threw a period where I felt down but I feel that you have to...
    Ana8939 Ana8939 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    About two years ago, I was asked to describe myself and I realized that I didn't really know who I am. So, instead of finding qualities, I wrote a list of things that makes me...
    Jeanne506 Jeanne506 16-17, F Feb 17

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    My dear friend of 43 years passed away suddenly on Election day in November. She was my friend and sister (not biological) and knew everything about me..was there to witness...
    Oddandsingular Oddandsingular 56-60, F 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    Everything is changing too fast. I could still remember the first time I actually looked, inspected and saw myself in the mirror. I noticed every detail, and everything. But now...
    littleowlet littleowlet 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    I'm normally not suicidal, but sometimes I do feel terrible about my life, and I'm only seventeen ******* years old! If I did kill myself would my 'friends' care? Probably only my...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    I think it started with my home life. My sister called me a **** for wanting to wear a skirt to school. My dad called me a pig at age 5 because I left a plate on the table. My mom...
    semirelatableteen semirelatableteen 13-15, F Feb 10

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    Shamelessly stolen from Reddit. But... A guy gets sent to prison. His first day in the yard they are told to walk in a circle, no talking allowed between the prisoners. After a...
    jahosijhs jahosijhs 26-30, M 2 Responses 1 day ago