I Make Noobs Cry

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 5 People

    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    4 Responses May 7, 2010

    Just Talent i Guess.......

    i dont care if its in a video game ******* fighting using google steven seagal your mom being randumb. shopping drinking milk wacking it baking cookies killing terrorists debating kung-fu jello typos saving private ryan reading rainbow track...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    13 Responses May 7, 2010

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    deleted deleted
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    deleted deleted
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