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I Married An Idiot

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F Jun 12, 2011

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    Elwing Elwing 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 9

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 33 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 16 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    One of the great curses of being intelligent is being surrounded by gormless, brainless idiots with no self-awareness. Seriously, almost everyone I know is an idiot. My shrink...
    ladysatine ladysatine 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    First off please excuse the grammar and puncuation. Im writing this from an outdated and slow tablet. This is my first post and I'm not sure if im telling you all this for advice...
    Whatstruggle Whatstruggle 26-30, M Aug 3

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    So, a (very nice) girl on EP posted a question and answer thread. I posted one too a while back (apparently nobody cares enough to ask me questions...no, it's cool, I got the...
    piecestothepuzzles piecestothepuzzles 13-15, F 10 Responses a week ago

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    I meet this girl on monday and asked for her number and we started texting a lot , I've talked to her personaly and I told her I like her but she says she just wants to be friends...
    paraadrian1 paraadrian1 22-25, M Aug 2

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    Every so often someone will catch my attention. They are never attention seekers, they are never dull, they are difficult to understand and I admire that. People are typically...
    Jade611 Jade611 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    Beautiful, beautiful idiots.
    ivejustseenaface ivejustseenaface 13-15, F Jul 31

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    If. If an idiot is a jerk who rules others bad. Then i agree.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jul 31

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    I got into a car accident just now because I fell asleep while driving. I didn't think I was near that tired. This is my second accident within a year and I'm not 18 yet. I'm going...
    firecancatchme firecancatchme 16-17, F Jul 31

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    I got into a car accident just now because I fell asleep while driving. I didn't think I was near that tired. This is my second accident within a year and I'm not 18 yet. I'm going...
    firecancatchme firecancatchme 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I am sometimes intelligent and yeah, sometimes i am totally idiot and can't think anything.
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 1

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    Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 2 Responses Aug 4

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    Don't tell me to move on etc. I'm such a huge idiot. I had an amazing girlfriend. I trusted her completely and I could do anything with her or talk to her about anything. It took...
    UsernameForToday UsernameForToday 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 7

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    You're all idiots and I have no ******* time for any of you. Now **** off. Douche. Except EPAllie&Kimi. They can hmu anytime;)
    evildesires evildesires 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 12

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    They're not idiots. Tea Party leaders are pushing a contrived agenda to further their individual political careers and line their pockets and the base are naïve to the fact that...
    LIZard0121 LIZard0121 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm 27, with no kids.....just a dog. I've been married for almost 2 years, but I've been unhappy the entire time. We were together for 2 years before we got married, and I was...
    wishihadatimemachine wishihadatimemachine 26-30, F Aug 12

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    I think it's really sad that I've seen alot of women get romantically involved with married men. As a single person like myself, I feel like it's not really worth it because you're...
    texaschic35 texaschic35 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    If you are married and try to flirt with me or whatever that is inappropriate keep it moving. I will not talk to a married man that made a sacred vowel before God, I feel like its...
    bootsie85 bootsie85 26-30, F Jul 30

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    i have been with my fiance for almost 3 years and we decided to get married this year. the wedding is 8/30. i am 20 and she is 22. we love each other and i want nothing more than...
    thatguyoverthere93 thatguyoverthere93 18-21, M a week ago

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    About 18 years ago, I met an amazing guy. We really connected & had amazing chemistry. At the time he had a set 3 mo old twin boys & I discovered that I was pregnant by my ex. So...
    Angeeb Angeeb 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 26

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    This is a long story so please bear with me if you can. I met a man back in 2008 through his sister who was a good friend of mine at the time. I knew he was married from the start...
    plmagnet29 plmagnet29 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 28

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    I met my wife through a Christian dating service called "Equally Yoked." I wanted to meet someone who had the same beliefs and values as I did. She and I hit it off from the first...
    ludix ludix 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 31

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    Of course we have self doubt & yes, I share that self doubt about getting married again. I was married for 12 yrs & divorced now for 4. I would love to get married again one day...
    IntomeYousee IntomeYousee 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 4

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    My wife and I have been married since 1973. I love her as much as (if not more than) the day I married her. I would never even think of cheating on her! We have an adult married...
    RockinPop60 RockinPop60 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 9

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    I am not married. I can't really see it ever happening to be honest. If I did ever get married I would want a very low-key affair. I hate being the centre of attention so the idea...
    Shygirl89 Shygirl89 22-25, F 11 hrs ago

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    It's so nice to see an old married couple still being in love with each-other. It's so sweet how they smile at each-other while they look into their eyes, as if knowing exactly...
    Eimana Eimana 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    I am very happily married as a wife and mom. I know my husband is very happily married as well to me. We are a great match.
    vickianderson69 vickianderson69 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    I am not married, not yet, but hope to be in the near future. My boyfriend is a retired infantry soldier who served two tours in Iraq. I have only known him since he was retired...
    Serenity14 Serenity14 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    I had an affair with a married man.. At first I didn't know that until he told me after we started to get serious! I'm a 18 yr old guy who is gay. He is very DL which his wife didn...
    avabooboo avabooboo 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 22

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    I've been with my husband for 8 years... and officially married for only 1yr. He joined the military 1 yr before we got married and he's been away in another state for the past 3...
    callme77 callme77 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 23

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    I'm 56 years old and married for 29 Years to a wife who is very controlling. We have a successful business but intimacy is zero. We both are attractive and friends look at us as a...
    Dan50something Dan50something 51-55, M Jul 25

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    Single mom age 43. Like some people I've had bad relationships. Only those found true love in the end which I didn't. I never understood why but now I do. I'm too cautious. Too...
    Myalee Myalee 41-45, F Jul 26

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