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I Married An Idiot

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 48 People

    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 32 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F Jun 12, 2011

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    Elwing Elwing 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    sorry this will be long, just wanted you to have as much background as possible. and I all came spilling out. any thoughts on this subject ? hi I am new to being a WOW...
    mydarlin mydarlin 46-50, F 5 hrs ago

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    First off, this is completely new to me. I don't even no where to begin. So, here goes and it will be long, cause I want to put everything out there. This is my 2nd marriage and...
    Moutainsandnaturestorms Moutainsandnaturestorms 36-40, F 6 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I'm 28 and had an affair with a former coworker. We had the most amazing hotel sessions. I am married and told him I wasn't leaving my husband ever. Fast forward me and the side...
    themrswhokisses themrswhokisses 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I've been with my husband since I was 18. Together for 18 years, married for 10. Two wonderful kids, 4yrs & 11months. We are best friends. No passion (now I know why) but really...
    burnsygirl1 burnsygirl1 36-40, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I had an affair with a married man that last for two months. I thought they were already separated but realize they haven't but the marriage is on the rock. His wife was a casino...
    sunrio sunrio 36-40 37 mins ago

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    Where to begin... I myself am married and I am currently at the beginning of an affair with a married man. This affair began primarily so that I could get over a man whom I have...
    SoSocioYaKnow SoSocioYaKnow 31-35, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I don't know how I found myself in this situation. I always disliked girls that involved themselves with men who were in relationships/married...but here I am. I feel like the...
    Bunny808 Bunny808 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 22

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    I am such an idiot for actually believing that they would really understand now.. Damn, I'm stupid I can bang my head on a wall and die for no freaking reason! I'm an idiot for...
    PureLies PureLies 13-15, F Oct 14

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    I have done things that would make Dumb And Dumber look like they were discussing quantum physics! I'm not proud of all my idiot moves, but boy they were fun at the time!
    TwinkletoesNZ TwinkletoesNZ 31-35, M 3 Responses Oct 2

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    at first i told him anonymously and he told me that it's lame to tell him anonymously so i told him who i am and now i feel like a total idiot i keep avoiding him i feel like i...
    christeensh christeensh 13-15, F Oct 13

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    I'm pretty open-minded and accepting and a reasonable, fair person, or so I'd like to think. But, their is a limit. I'm no fool, tired of people trying to take advantage and...
    SunsetEnd SunsetEnd 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    This is to all the women having affairs with married men right now. I want to share my story of my experience with having a relationship with a married man, in hopes that you...
    SlashedHeart SlashedHeart 51-55, F 5 Responses Oct 5

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    I married the favorite in his family. Favorites have one thing going for them non-favorites miss...they have a family cheerleading squad behind them and a family fan club! The...
    ObiOneyouremyonlyhope ObiOneyouremyonlyhope 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    It's been a little over a month now, and I ( 22 ) have been seeing a married man ( 35 ) . At first, I wasn't even aware he was married.. We met at a bar. He was alone having a...
    leahaxel leahaxel 22-25, F Sep 29

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    I THINK UNSOLICITED HONEY-DO LISTS SUCK!WARNING!!! What I am about to discuss below is controversial. It might offend some sensibilities. So if you read it brace yourself. WARNING...
    MarredMind MarredMind 36-40, F 12 Responses 6 days ago

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    In December, my lovely fiance and I will be married. He is enlisting in the Army and I've never met someone as amazing and weirdly awesome. I just can't imagine being with anyone...
    WynonnaMarye WynonnaMarye 18-21, F Sep 22

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    So when I get married I want this gorgeous dress I picked out. It is so beautiful and I want it so bad. I have gorgeous shoes picked out too. Honestly after thinking though I...
    KandyLuv KandyLuv 26-30, F Sep 25

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    I had an affair with mm before I met my husband. I was 19 and an absolute rebellious party girl. My family and I were going to a high profile society event and I went to get my...
    Ladygrey79 Ladygrey79 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 24

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    I've been married for 10 years, & I feel more alone than I've been. We have 3 children, & I pretend to be happy for their sakes. The way I look at it, I have only 2 options. Stay...
    NubianQueen15 NubianQueen15 36-40, F 6 Responses Sep 25

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    My wife and I have been married for 32 years and our relationship may be the best it's ever been. I had a friend say, not long ago, that I talk about my wife like we are newly weds...
    Texaspumper Texaspumper 51-55, M 25 Responses Sep 25

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    Right now. Later on down the road yes. I'm not trying to throw stones at anyone but why in the hell would you want to get married at 20? You have had no time at all to grow and...
    pinkypie5 pinkypie5 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 27

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    I have read so many of your experiences it's like a mirror to my own life. Who knew 21 years ago when I married my husband I would suffer like this daily! I didn't know my husband...
    Niff73 Niff73 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    I meet him in 2002 at a national rainbow gathering...we married the next year...In a simple little ceremony out side in a circle on my sisters place...the preacher his name was...
    MMMartin MMMartin 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    It was very hard to get married so young. I graduated on May 25th, 2014 and by July 19th, 2014 I was a married woman. I had to take on a lot of resonsibility, especially being that...
    xwewereinfinite xwewereinfinite 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 9

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    I am recently married, and have been with her for 2 1/2 years now. We have lived together for about a year and half. Prior to that we where in a long distant relationship and we...
    TEAVEE TEAVEE 31-35, M 4 Responses Oct 10

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    I met my FF about five years ago through work, and now I consider her one of my best friends. I am happily married to a terrific woman, so felt no need to pursue a friendship with...
    regitca regitca 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    I am divorced for the second time and currently in a relationship for almost 4 years. He wants to get married however I feel I'm not ment to be married but financially it would be...
    2purty4this 2purty4this 36-40, F 17 Responses Oct 12

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    I'm looking for some honest help here and to hopefully meet others in similar situations. My story goes like this: I'm a 29 yr old bisexual woman who is engaged (practically...
    wishfulthinking0 wishfulthinking0 26-30, F 6 Responses a week ago

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    I have been married to a PA husband for 7 years, we have 2 kids, 4 and 6 yo. We met on a dating site, I was 36 and did not believe in being madly in-love at this age. However, my...
    maminino maminino 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    So I want to get married some day... and I have been making a conscious effort to get out and expand my network of friends. I was out with someone yesterday and she brought up...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    At the time I did not know he was married. It had been seven months of happiness. In the beginning, we would text and call each other all day long. Our first date was two weeks...
    LoveGoRound LoveGoRound 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 23

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