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I Married An Idiot

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    Elwing Elwing 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 9

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 16 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 33 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F Jun 12, 2011

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Angel8i is one of them...only likes you if you use EP to her liking. You can't use it if you don't use it her way. Here's my first story...you're an idiot Angel8i. According to...
    marj04 marj04 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    This is a long story so please bear with me if you can. I met a man back in 2008 through his sister who was a good friend of mine at the time. I knew he was married from the start...
    plmagnet29 plmagnet29 36-40, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Long story short, I'm inlove with a married man, who's 32. I'm 17 btw, he has a daughter who's one, his wife is due with their second child in a few months, and me and this man...
    Princessjaa Princessjaa 16-17, F 5 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    One of the great curses of being intelligent is being surrounded by gormless, brainless idiots with no self-awareness. Seriously, almost everyone I know is an idiot. My shrink...
    ladysatine ladysatine 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    And the other way around...married men should avoid other women, single or not.
    staysecret staysecret 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    I have been divorced for a little over a year from a man who had a destructive personality disorder and who had had an affair...and recently got the courage to start putting myself...
    hometowngirl211 hometowngirl211 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Its nearly 4am, it's raining and I'm wide awake. In bed, alone! My husband is snoring his head off in the spare room and I'm afraid he's really going to leave me this time. I've...
    pickledpear pickledpear 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I'm such an idiot. I never think. I ruin everything. I waste my parents money, mix things up, never can do anything right, my brain doesn't function well. Today, I reveal my crush...
    victorix victorix 13-15, F Jul 2

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    I think I understand a little bit more about why exactly I made such a fool of myself when I was a child. When I was an adolescent I dressed and acted like some sort of black...
    Badtimanonymous Badtimanonymous 31-35, M Jul 6

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    Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day? A: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Today I saw another blatant idiot with girls around him. Why, what does it take to get a girl? Of course! All you need is to be a brainless, stupid moron. I have never seen a girl...
    Existentior Existentior 31-35, M 4 Responses Jul 15

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    I'm sorry but it's true this world is fully of idiots and morons
    Awsomdude14 Awsomdude14 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    Ok so I did not go to a funeral I went to a memorial service. It was not someone's grandmother it was their grandfather. It was not someone that I did not know it was my 3rd...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    So, this isn't idiotic as it is scary. I was at a friends house. I began sleepwalking and grabbed a pencil. I yanked back the covers which woke her up and I was standing over her...
    tututata2126 tututata2126 16-17, F Jul 19

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    Dont Like Being Called An Idiot By Ep Users you don't know me don't judge god will know
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Sometime the order in which things come out of mouth are said, and the coincidental context which happens to be in the mind of the person I am speaking, turns out to be so on...
    adventurousprofiler adventurousprofiler 46-50, F 3 days ago

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    Every so often someone will catch my attention. They are never attention seekers, they are never dull, they are difficult to understand and I admire that. People are typically...
    Jade611 Jade611 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I've been with my bf for 6.5 years now and we recently watched a documentary where this guy who filmed all these weddings goes back to the people years and years later and...
    danielle1423 danielle1423 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    On 17th of April I met a guy on the street I was driving my car with my cousin and he was in his car beside me on the traffic stop sign , he asked me to stop and we started...
    sisikuci sisikuci 26-30, F Jul 11

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    I was posting in the "Married but Lonely" section and have several posts there that give my perspective on my marriage. After being in that group for a while I realized through...
    Olivia2014 Olivia2014 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 7

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    I am married and I have this theory. My theory is that the longer two people are married, the more likely they are to have different sex drives, causing a great influx of "I live...
    MarcRider MarcRider 46-50, M 11 Responses Jul 8

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    Marriage is a curse. That's what it seems like now a days. As soon as you get married it seems all this fun and love just dies. You're bound by the law. I have no problem staying...
    WintersSoldier WintersSoldier 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I know I'm young, but my mom got married younger than me and I want to engaged now for a few years and get married like 22 or 23. Then have a kid at 28 and one at 30. I know things...
    EvelynElf EvelynElf 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    I've been with my other half for 9 years. When we first started dating we seemed to argue about everything, now we hardly argue. We've just had a beautiful little boy and people...
    Wintermagpie Wintermagpie 26-30 Jun 30

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    I am 24. I've been married to my husband for just over 2 years. We have no children. We met in college, dated for only 6 months before getting engaged, and were married almost 2...
    swimcoachpro swimcoachpro 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 1

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    This is not infatuation, I've been infatuated before and this is completely different...I've been married 3 and 1/2 years and I love my husband though we have a rocky marriage...
    galaxyrea galaxyrea 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    Looking back at my life, I'm very surprised I never made the "mistake" of getting married and/or having kids too early on in life. I call it a mistake because, for me, it would...
    TrailrunnerMN TrailrunnerMN 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    Before married him, I accepted that he was likely to get bigger. I admitted to myself, and then to others (especially his mom) that I was not responsible for his weight and I never...
    biali biali 31-35 Jul 2

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    Every time I meet someone new...whether it be someone I'm interested in or just a guy meet, they think I'm married. Even when I tell them I'm not they don't believe me. I don't...
    Beautysedge420 Beautysedge420 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    About 18 years ago, I met an amazing guy. We really connected & had amazing chemistry. At the time he had a set 3 mo old twin boys & I discovered that I was pregnant by my ex. So...
    Angeeb Angeeb 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Ok...I'm a married mum who is in love with my ex. Who happens to be a woman. We had a relationship 10 years ago now and I fell COMPLETLY in love with her. It was also while I was...
    mummynumber1 mummynumber1 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    This is probably a more common problem than I think.. I want to have an affair, I'm newly married but we have had problems for awhile, my husband is an alcoholic .. I feel...
    danitykane13 danitykane13 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 30