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I Married An Idiot

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F Jun 12, 2011

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 32 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 9

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    Elwing Elwing 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    Related Experiences

    First of all I want to make clear I am not the type of person that looks around looking for trouble or sleep around with just anyone, and that includes married women, But once an...
    BrantfordGuy42 BrantfordGuy42 41-45, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    yess ! ahah i finally propose me and i am getting married the 22 december 2014 ! We want to be married before our third child be born. !!!
    bay07 bay07 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    Hiya ladies any of you married...and shouldn't be here...lets chat n have some fun so if any of you married or have bf and like to have extra fun mail me back......
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 4 hrs ago

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    1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots. 2. If you have to get your...
    Brooke01 Brooke01 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    I married an idiot who's selfish, blind, mean and demoralising. Can't see past the end of his nose and expects the world from me! Things beyond me are my fault and the obvious...
    myownbox myownbox 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 12

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    I am married and am unhappy. We fight often. It has gotten much worse since my son was born. We both have been unfaithful at various times in our relationship. Her most recent...
    dcguy123 dcguy123 36-40, M 19 hrs ago

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    I have been involved with a married guy since the last 6 months. I have always managed to stay away from taken men. But failed this time. Innocent friendship of two workmates just...
    Lovelast Lovelast 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    Well, I can't decide if he's an idiot, a scumbag, or both. He's probably both. Intentional or not, his six-month rampage of inexcusable douchebaggery is coming to an end after...
    floyd228 floyd228 22-25 Sep 3

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    I was looking at my mom who was in back of me in the store and I ran into a door. IM AN IDIOT!!!
    grace206013 grace206013 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    I am a true idiot i am admitting it right here and now.Just when my life starts to get better and better i say or do something incredibly stupid and i start from day 1 all over...
    wannaloveyou wannaloveyou 13-15, F Sep 7

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    ok i'm 21 years old i still go By my given name yes i'm a at home house wife yes i know he was gay from the get go we started it off as high school friends when we started college...
    thelostboyxxx thelostboyxxx 18-21 Sep 10

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    five years later i regret marrying my female partner ;-( i should never have married her, i married her after id been hurt by one man one betrayed me the other guy was a sexual...
    gypsylife2014 gypsylife2014 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I am not married. I can't really see it ever happening to be honest. If I did ever get married I would want a very low-key affair. I hate being the centre of attention so the idea...
    SarcasticCommentLoading SarcasticCommentLoading 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    I have been married for 10 years, together for 14. My husband and I have two children together. Almost our entire relationship he has worked two jobs, almost never home and even...
    dragonflydreams dragonflydreams 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    So I got married 6 weeks ago today. As soon as we said I do all the love stopped. He is an alcoholic and promised to detox and go to treatment. He did do the detox and I stayed by...
    mischa1975 mischa1975 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 1

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    I'm 24 years old, married, and have 3 kids. My children are my life, there all I have left in this world. I'm married to a guy that drinks every other day. He suffers from anxiety...
    Precious2009 Precious2009 22-25, F Sep 9

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    i wanted to get married ,,but now im not too sure any more .maybe too many near misses ...but what ever the reason i dont know any more just sitting on the fence i guess..i know a...
    amie26 amie26 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 10

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    Hello Everyone, My first post here, and the first time I've ever expressed this to anyone. I've been going crazy inside for years now and feel like I'm going to explode if I don...
    theunfree theunfree 41-45, M 6 Responses Sep 12

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    I met you in 6th grade and at first sight the affection and desire sunk so deep into my heart it never left. For 4 years I fell for a guy, but I never swoon when I look at his...
    honestyreality honestyreality 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I love my wife, but there are things that she can't or won't do for me. I've take to her and nothing changes. The married woman I talk to always compliments me and makes me feel...
    WigginsEP WigginsEP 26-30, M Aug 21

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    Am I happily married? In some respects yes, in some respects no. I think that is a rather normal reaction for one who has been married 25 years.
    KnightMoves KnightMoves 46-50, M 10 Responses Aug 23

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    I am married. We just got married in April. I am about to deploy for 6 months (military duties). I am so nervous. I hope my husband will be able to hold us down until I get...
    Optimistic813 Optimistic813 22-25, F 10 Responses Aug 24

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    Hi all... I just wanted to share my experience and hope to get some feedback. I have been seeing a married man for almost 6 months now. Now he's just not anyone. He and I used...
    AvaLennon AvaLennon 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    I am going to be married to my love.But this is not happening grandly as I always wised for as we both belong to different caste(Its still a big issue in India) . Still I owe my...
    TrueLoverN TrueLoverN 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    I married a man who is not who I thought he was and now I feel completely trapped .... I need a break ... I don't think I was meant to be married ... I give too much of myself and...
    season82 season82 31-35, F 23 Responses Aug 29

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    I am married on 2nd Sept. 2011. Now coming our third wedding anniversary on coming 2nd. Still we are couples and nobody come to our life (Children). May be this is the last wedding...
    tanoos tanoos 26-30, M Aug 30

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    I don't really admit it, and act as if am fine. But its hard to ignore the fact that my ex is getting married today. Am trying to stay away as much as possible but its kind of very...
    anonymousandlost anonymousandlost 22-25, F Aug 30

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    I am 25 and have 3 children under 6. I have been with my husband since I was 14, married at 18, and started a family a few months into the marriage. I love my kids with all my...
    Mom1989 Mom1989 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    I married An alcoholic, addict and she has left me once again, she has cheated on me numerous times stole from, lied to me and yet stood at the alter and said I do, I believe there...
    loveisalwaysthecure loveisalwaysthecure 41-45, M Sep 1

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    I'm Married for almost 7 years, my wife suffers from CP (Cerebral Palsy), I remember falling in love and planing our wedding together and I would noticed that she would stress out...
    joepepe25 joepepe25 31-35, M Sep 2

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    I don’t know why I’m posting here but arrived via a Google search on “lonely but married.” I’m tempted by the cheating sites that showed up but old enough to know they...
    MakaWoksapa MakaWoksapa 51-55, M 7 Responses Sep 2

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