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I Married An Idiot

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    Elwing Elwing 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 32 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    I have been married twice. I was married the first time for 23 years. I lost my first husband to cancer. I was a widow for only a short period of time. I have been married for...
    oldernudistwifeandmom oldernudistwifeandmom 51-55, F 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I married two. I did get married because it was the right thing to do.
    miracle3054 miracle3054 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    Ok.... "Dad" left my Mother and his four children when I was 6...I was the youngest and therefore the most affected I believe. My entire life has been trhying to get acceptance...
    dustrising dustrising 51-55, F Nov 10

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    I am intelligent because: I got a job. It's part of my program at school to get real-life experience that corresponds to our subject program; students who can't get a job in a...
    huijae huijae 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 15

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    Idiots in the Food Service My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 16

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    Really .... This is such a general topic .. I would think everybody who's Married is someday grateful and some day cursing the day he / she thought about considering spending the...
    coolrunner coolrunner 31-35, M 16 hrs ago

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    "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me." 1 Corinthians 13:11 Don't...
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    the past 3 years have been an absolute roller coaster with my husband. since he came home from Afghanistan nothing has been the same. every year his ptsd seems to just get worse...
    yamz02 yamz02 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    Its always easy to recall the studies I have done, and has made me the person I am. Everyone is intelligent in their own right, after all, we all like different things, have...
    blindfoldstacy blindfoldstacy 41-45, T Nov 7

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    I am simply amazed at the requests I get to friend people then when you look at their pics the idiots have photos of their private parts. I hurry to defriend such people. Of course...
    Tina303 Tina303 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 12

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    like i realized the answers to my problems is i am an idiot. i was never taught a damn thing. i actually am an idiot.
    unlovednbroken unlovednbroken 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    There is this guy that I really I like. We recently reconnected after not speaking for a while and he asked me to if he could borrow some money to pay a bill and I gave it to him...
    wisegirl27 wisegirl27 26-30, F Oct 29

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    but it takes effort to put myself to ignore idiots
    xxperience xxperience 26-30, M Nov 8

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    yeppppp. its official I was an idiot! lmao my husband just informed me that wanted was not infact sung by guns n roses but by bon jovi. lol u can tell I dont listen to a lot of 80s...
    PsychoBitch69 PsychoBitch69 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Marriage There are two kinds of things in life, basically: logical, and emotional. Emotionally driven things tend to turn out badly, for me anyway. I’ve been in love 7 or more...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    Marriage There are two kinds of things in life, basically: logical, and emotional. Emotionally driven things tend to turn out badly, for me anyway. I’ve been in love 7 or more...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F Nov 11

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    Marriage There are two kinds of things in life, basically: logical, and emotional. Emotionally driven things tend to turn out badly, for me anyway. I’ve been in love 7 or more...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    Marriage There are two kinds of things in life, basically: logical, and emotional. Emotionally driven things tend to turn out badly, for me anyway. I’ve been in love 7 or more...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F Nov 11

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    Marriage There are two kinds of things in life, basically: logical, and emotional. Emotionally driven things tend to turn out badly, for me anyway. I’ve been in love 7 or more...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    I am married to wonderful man who takes great care of me but I sulk over the past I guess... Would you be okay if your husband was friends with someone of the opposite sex? My...
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    I know, that's not supposed to be possible. People say it's not possible, that I'm deluding myself. I'm looking for a way out, I secretly hate her, we must have a sexless...
    roykirk roykirk 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    My husband and I got married because I was pregnant with our daughter, which was fine, but neither of us really wanted to get married. Our families pressured us into it (both are...
    katinbell katinbell 22-25, F 9 Responses Oct 30

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    It's been a long time since I've posted. A lot has happened and so much to say. The divorce finalised over two years ago we lived with each other for the past 2 years, I got to...
    popsydoodle popsydoodle 18-21, F Nov 2

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    I want a lot of odd things from my mate and on top of everything is the fact that I don't want to be married or have kids. For many those two things are the climax of a LTR so a...
    newasexy newasexy 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 3

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    Ok, I got married in secret this weekend and am already tired of feeling like I am living a double life. I want to tell my parents, but they will be livid and disappointed. They...
    CheyC CheyC 18-21 Nov 12

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    I was married before I graduated from high school, divorced, and pregnant before I was legally able to drink alcohol so I've had more than a few great lessons prior to reaching...
    PricelessJourney PricelessJourney 31-35, F Nov 14

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    I am 2 days from being 23 years old and am married to a childhood best friend. We married one year ago, almost to the day. He has always been incredibly close to my family and...
    laurnes1 laurnes1 22-25, F Nov 19

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    I posted i wanted to get married and everyone is like thats a bad idea. I didnt ask if it was or wasnt. I just made a statement expressing that i wanted to get married. I never...
    amberlxl amberlxl 18-21, F 8 Responses 3 days ago

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