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I Married An Idiot

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1, 2014

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 30 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9, 2014

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    When i caught an glimpse of this "Am Intelligent Yet Still An Idiot", I had an laugh :D. And had too add it. this is gonna be abit broad... I think many people have it this...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 1 Response May 3

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    I have a Mensa tested IQ of 158 (two points away from the Mensa grant, darn!), and I am decently wise, for my age, at least. But I am clumsy as all get out, and tend to space out...
    dontyouunderstand dontyouunderstand 18-21 May 4

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    Glad to know I'm not alone! :D I have a test in two hours. This is literally the first time I study this ****. I haven't even attended any of the lectures. And here I am, killing...
    Newuserwhoisauser Newuserwhoisauser 22-25 May 3

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    two are not exclusive. smart enough to know im screwing up but enough of an idiot to do it anyway.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response May 3

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    idiot is not a good enough name to describe my level of stupidity.
    ineedhelp122 ineedhelp122 18-21, F 1 Response May 4

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    I have a 120 iq and 3.89 gpa in high school... I have common sense... But I can be an idiot and not pay enough attention to things.
    SadlySafe SadlySafe 13-15 May 4

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    I pride myself on the intelligence I've cultivated. But I, too, am susceptible to moronic behavior. Those alcohol-induced moments...some of them wonderful, some of them frightening...
    DisappearIntoSilence DisappearIntoSilence 31-35, F 1 Response May 10

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    Today I am, that's for certain. I dropped a note in my crush's mail box. It said that because I deliver the mail in his street every Wednesday (I'm a mail carrier), I just thought...
    UselessNobody UselessNobody 31-35, F May 20

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    Lost ALL of my identification Friday night. I was literally freaking out. Figuring out the process of replacing it all. Took a personal day off work to start this gruelling...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    To be honest I don’t really know how it started or how it got to this mess. One moment I was waving awkwardly at him as he walked away from the front desk, the next I was below...
    Leaderkyuzizi Leaderkyuzizi 22-25, F May 24

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    It was a Tuesday, I think…maybe a Thursday I can’t remember. At the time, I was content with where I was in life. Single…healthy, happy, no debt, free to live life as I chose...
    1StateAway 1StateAway 36-40, M 3 Responses May 5

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    I love seeing couples that have been together for a long time. My parents got married when they were 18 and 20. My mom's parents knew each other their whole life and got married...
    radiantorchid radiantorchid 22-25, F 2 Responses May 13

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    During the summer of my 16th year I met my future husband. Much to my parents dismay, I fell head over heels in love with a young man 2 years my senior. Having come from a very...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 16

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    I've been married once and he ruined it after just 2 weeks into it. I continued to stay in a marriage for 3 years and it turned me into a really ugly person. Plus getting married...
    LUzunov LUzunov 18-21, F May 7

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    Hello. I'm really nervous about getting married at age 18. I love my girlfriend, she's 21. I need advice on marriage. If anyone who is married, is getting married good?
    Jashinism Jashinism 18-21, M 1 Response May 10

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    I'm new here. I need a place to vent. I have been married for 16 years. I love him very much and I know many women would feel lucky to have him. But here is/are the problem/s. I am...
    deleted deleted 26-30 27 Responses May 10

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    Crushes are beyond weird. So far, I had crushes on two married guys. I had no idea they were married until I found out. One was my neighbor, who was often shirtless and played the...
    JumpingTomatoes JumpingTomatoes 18-21 May 15

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    My wife is a quadriplegic who broke her neck in a car crash when she was 15. We met 4 years later, and married when she was 21. Now she is 45. We've been happily married for almost...
    SirKiwi SirKiwi 46-50, M 1 Response May 24

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    It all started wen i got introduce to my gf's cousin (X). I knew he was married. X had this thing in him dat attracted me. He showered me with so much care & concern. He always...
    chocoholics chocoholics 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    I would like to have an affair with a married woman in Dublin. I think a married woman that is neglected has a lot to give and to experience.
    spikeymikey spikeymikey 51-55, M May 3

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    Am I too young to be married? I'm almost 20 now and I got married 18. I have a baby 7 months. I feel like my mind is affected emotionally to a lot of things. Maybe is it becos im...
    loveumybabyliam loveumybabyliam 18-21, F May 3

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    I want to get married, and I want to be by someone's side forever. I want to sleep with them, and not have sex, just cuddle and enjoy each other's company. I want someone to tell...
    Lunasnight Lunasnight 16-17, F 2 Responses May 3

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    i enjoy seeing looking for guys with a ring on there finger and seeing how far i can get. wearing skimpy revealing clothes and chatting and touching married men. nearly all married...
    CheatingTracy CheatingTracy 22-25, F 17 Responses May 4

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    I have been married for 3 years and have already strayed what does that say about me? I sometimes wonder why I got married and I think its cause I didnt want 2 be alone and I...
    alknisely34 alknisely34 31-35, F May 5

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