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I Married An Idiot

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9, 2014

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 29 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 18 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F 1 Response Jun 1, 2014

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    hello...i don't know where to post this exactly, sorry if it ends up in the wrong category/group. i have a situation that i cannot discuss with anyone, but i need some feedback...
    mommajllc mommajllc 36-40, F 11 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm in love with him,we've been go through this hard time for the past two years,i love him more than I've ever loved a man.he's special he loved his wife,but he loves me too.we...
    Sallina71 Sallina71 26-30 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    OUR STORY, PART ONE I first laid eyes on M in 1994 while working my first job after graduating college. I only saw him on occasion because he was a film supplier for the company...
    BellaLocura BellaLocura 41-45, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    When I get married I want to stay married and live a happy life with my wife
    Anthony2400 Anthony2400 22-25, M Feb 2

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    I'm tired of being an idiot. First love was a liar. Second was simply selfish. Now I'm tired of the games and being just a toy. You can't tell someone you share their love but can...
    hidden0ne hidden0ne 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    I am not only married but well married. Totally monogamous over twenty five years of marriage AND we make love every day, her idea BTW. I am totally head over heels in love with...
    pdqsailor1 pdqsailor1 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 30

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    Ok here goes....I used to be on here years ago but decided to quit because I thought I would be able to sort out my life ...but seemingly to no avail. So here is my story. I am...
    worldtravels123 worldtravels123 36-40, F 5 Responses Jan 29

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    Is there any point? Do you really need to get married? If you really love someone do you really need to put on a show to prove it? I don't think I'd ever get married again...
    Jenezebel Jenezebel 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 26

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    Well, I'm just going to spill my guts about the whole thing. I will preface this with the fact that for the past year I've felt like my husband and I have no connection at all. It...
    Rands664 Rands664 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 25

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    I can honestly say I wish I had never gotten married. we had our daughter a yr ago, and she has been so lazy for the last year. she sits around and does nothing all day long when...
    idkw2 idkw2 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 23

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    The heading "....Than Unhappily Married" is an understatement. Twice during my mid-adult years, my parents pressured me to seriously consider marrying a woman. Granted, a great...
    Dreamboy12 Dreamboy12 56-60, M Jan 23

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    Really can't wait to get married ... But at the same time I wanna wait . I don't want to rush anything I see so many marriages fail . I always thought if you fell in love you...
    reddmarie reddmarie 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 23

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    Living with an idiot is the worst torture ever!
    ithinkithink ithinkithink 26-30, F Jan 22

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    I cry most nights and take my antidepressants at night just so i can fall asleep. Why does he hate me so much but still here. I think he's here for the kids and not me. He won't...
    rosiebonilla rosiebonilla 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 21

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    Should I feel bad about having sex with a married woman even tho she's young and married ( 26 )
    megamalik76 megamalik76 36-40, M 4 Responses Jan 21

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    I am a married man, another fact would be that I am 25 and have been married since I was 18. I have 3 beautiful, smart, wonderful children. 2 are mine, and is my step daughter. My...
    hypnoticman2627 hypnoticman2627 22-25, M Jan 21

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    22 years ago I fell in love with a man I worked with. I was in my mid 20s and he was a year older than me. We started as friends and it turned to flirting. One day a coworker said...
    Freckles1969 Freckles1969 46-50, F 6 Responses Jan 20

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    I have been married since August of last year. The man I married is a good guy. He is loving and provides for the family. I have one son and so does he. However he has trust issues...
    lori04 lori04 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 19

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    When I first was introduced to my wife we had a whirlwind romance. She was exciting, and chill. I fell in love with her quickly. Mostly because I wanted to, but I also knew that...
    wjwtac78 wjwtac78 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 19

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    My best friend is a idiot. (Well not really but that's his nickname for me)
    FlamingXArrow FlamingXArrow 13-15, F Jan 19

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    My town seems to be packed with them. I think the fact that the drivers license test here is so ignorant and indulgent is why there are so many people who: can't understand the...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    I married at 24 and had waited until that time to first have sex; I lost my virginity to my husband on our wedding night. I was pregnant by the time our honeymoon ended so that was...
    MrsArrington MrsArrington 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 18

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    Actually, I do work with idiots. At work, I'm responsible for disposing of all of the cardboard boxes and trash as we're stocking the shelves by way of what we call "jailers...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M Jan 17

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    I am in a long distance relationship. We live in 2 different continents and we have been dating for almost 2 years. We haven't met each other in person but he plans to visit me on...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 17

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