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I Married An Idiot

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 49 People

    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 29 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1, 2014

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9, 2014

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    I have been dating the same woman on and off for 9 years. We have always had the same exact problems (not really meant for each other, way too many differences, basically we differ...
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    I married my current wife on the rebound and under pressure from her. I have remained married to her for 20 years because of my amazing son. The relationship is painfully...
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    Ive never received a grade less than a B+; I'm an out-of-the box thinker and a bit of a philosopher. Somehow I still manage to forget what day it is, get lost in my own hometown...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 2 days ago

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    There are some rude idiots here specially some women who just can not seem to have a conversation without using profanities and ill mannerisms and all.
    silencedesired silencedesired 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    I was blindsided one day when my husband called me out of the blue crying and told me that he had messed around and got another woman pregnant. He was away from me training in...
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    I was in denial about being a lesbian. I married my best friend, I think a lot of the reason, I was subconsciously trying to find a place in a "normal" family. 2 months after...
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    I saw Broadway idiot and I'm hooked. I've been listening to the soundtrack for weeks! the songs are AMAZING.
    yopper52 yopper52 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Talking back and forth with a guy on this site who seemed fine until we video message and then he starts acting weird saying when I should talk and when I shouldn't. Then he asks...
    kariz1234 kariz1234 22-25 3 days ago

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    I'm 47 and I married my husband 8 years ago. We have been together 9 years. Before him I had been married before, but my last relationship before him was with a woman. She broke my...
    Trish0302 Trish0302 46-50, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Timriddell Timriddell 26-30, M 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am really not sure why people take my words too seriously, I am just an idiot.
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Scottnla888 Scottnla888 56-60, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am a married dude looking to conversate and chat with another married dude hmu..
    BANG29 BANG29 31-35, M 6 days ago

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    My husband and I have been married for almost three years. We have been together for just about seven years. I love him dearly. We are undoubtedly soul mates. People go years and...
    mottkat mottkat 26-30, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have been married for 16 years. For probably the past 6 years we have barely spoken. Neither of us have even rembered our wedding anniversary in years. I have had more than...
    KeRuiEr1 KeRuiEr1 36-40, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    I have been married for 9 years and began having an affair with a married man 7 months ago. He is 7 years older than I am and what a difference I see with being with him! He knows...
    LoveSexMagic11 LoveSexMagic11 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    After entering into a sexual relationship with my friend and his wife, I have never looked at married women the same. I see these beautiful married women, and think about my...
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