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I Married An Idiot

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 49 People

    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 29 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9, 2014

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1, 2014

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Very happily married! It's amazing how well we go together. We're both a little nuts in our own way. I'm a hothead and he tolerates me somehow. He's even helped me become a better...
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I am a 58 year old woman who is married to a, ah, how do I describe him. Nice guy when you meet him in a bar, where he spends most of his time if he doesn't find a 'jack of all...
    Debneedshelp Debneedshelp 56-60, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    I am a 65 year old retired UK guy who has been married for almost 40 years and with two great sons. I only realised that I was attracted to men when I was in my 40s but I should...
    Ruffekim1 Ruffekim1 61-65, M 23 hrs ago

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    Listen what´s happened to me: I was married to a man, who always left me immediately after marraige for months, then he came back for some weeks and left me again. AFTER my...
    Loretta78 Loretta78 36-40, F 5 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    I am married, I am married. I AM MARRIED. Time to take few steps back and get my head straight.
    vault101 vault101 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Don't care to share the reason why I'm feeling like a pathetic idiot right now, but I am. So with that being said........ I must remember people lie and at times tell you things...
    saram1985 saram1985 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Are there any pretty women out there (age irrelevant) who'd like to meet an erudite, highly-educated, (very) well-preserved guy (58) with a wicked sense of humor? The man to whom...
    JimmyLonesome JimmyLonesome 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I feel I've been fighting this battle since just after we became married. My husband and I cannot communicate. He's being an idiot and I don't think I can carry on with our...
    Mmsf Mmsf 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I was in denial about being a lesbian. I married my best friend, I think a lot of the reason, I was subconsciously trying to find a "normal family." 2 months after getting married...
    michellebella46 michellebella46 26-30, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'm not married so I don't want to be with a married man!
    snowgracefulbunny snowgracefulbunny 18-21, F 9 Responses 3 days ago

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    Nope, I'm not married. BUT, I hope to get married to a man that truly loves me, and I truly love him. I also want both of us to be happy most of the time and be able to talk. I...
    hugsnotughs hugsnotughs 16-17, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm not really sure where to start. If anyone manages to get through all of this experience then well done to them. I have a girlfriend, whom I love, and she loves me. I moved to...
    Tomgerine Tomgerine 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    We got married last year. I met him when we were 15. Best friends for 3 years, then i became pregnant and the father ran. My best friend stepped up to take care of me. We lived...
    UkuladyPDX UkuladyPDX 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Always, 24/7. Tis good to be fine with it, and Tis fine to be not good with it. Everything goes for an idiot. An idiot doesn't go with the flow, for there is no flow, or the idiot...
    Annodumbaknee Annodumbaknee 36-40, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am officially a married woman!! Feels good to say that. I got married on July 11, 2015 at 12:00pm. I cant tell you how happy I am that it was sunny.We came back from our...
    Outofeden Outofeden 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Let's get this straight, I'm not in the "I'm Married" group just because I can be. I happen to actually be married and happily so! When I post anything it is NOT an invitation for...
    PassionsRoar PassionsRoar 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    And yet I keep arguing with them, over and over again, until I turn into a stew of hate and stupidity that mirrors the idiot I despise.
    FlowerCookies FlowerCookies 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 19

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    Married now, married previously too, I take it u are both young, and as we all know boys develop later than girls. At this point, if u are u a strong woman, u need to weigh ur...
    Rosswallin Rosswallin 31-35, F Jul 18

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    How long have you been married post disclosure? How old are you and your wife? How long have you been married? Do you have children? We were married 6 years post disclosure before...
    newlyout newlyout 31-35 1 Response Jul 18

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    I have been married to my beautiful wife for twenty years. She stole my heart a long time ago. We grew up as kids in the same small town. I really noticed her for the first time at...
    jjohnnyboy jjohnnyboy 41-45, M 6 Responses Jul 18

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    If I recall correctly, there's a saying that goes something like, "No point arguing with idiots... if they say 2+2=5, I say yeah, because you've got to carry the 1." LOL :) I've...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I married a wonderful man 2 years ago. We have been together for 5. At the beginning of our relationship I had been seeing a married man but stopped. I was never able to forget the...
    Queenbee1960 Queenbee1960 51-55, F Jul 16

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    This QUESTION is ONLY for married men over the age of 25. .. You've been married several years & you're been neglecting your wife, she tells you that she's lonely & you pretty...
    dandylion7 dandylion7 41-45, F 20 Responses Jul 15

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    I don't want to be married just to be married. I can't think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with someone I can't talk to, or worse, someone I can't be...
    GirlieGirl07 GirlieGirl07 41-45, F 9 Responses Jul 15

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    I'm married and having an affair with a married man.im in a great relationship with both men.
    k3rrr1 k3rrr1 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 15