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I Married An Idiot

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 48 People

    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 31 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    Older Married man says he loves me. So this guy is 53 and I'm 20 we met online and he literally buys me everything. He tells me he loves me everyday but yet he says he can't be...
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    Right now I am not feeling intelligent. I don't think when I am doing something. That is why I am an idiot.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 5

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    I thought she could like me--maybe even more than that. Despite distance, unknown attachments, and myriad blindnesses, I allowed myself to hope. God, I'm an idiot.
    AllergyDog66 AllergyDog66 22-25, M 4 Responses Dec 14

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    Yep I say stupid things and go jumping to conclusions, and to my shame I upset people I care about all because sometimes I'm an idiot.
    IF64 IF64 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 16

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    I can be an idiot sometimes. I acknowledge that!
    styxc styxc 18-21, M Dec 17

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    You know, I'm getting really tired of idiots and people who lack morals.
    LucemSpiritus LucemSpiritus 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 17

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    After asking if I wanted to trade and saying no I don't like d-ck picks this guy proceeds to send full body n-des. When I say hey u know I said I wasn't interested he claims he...
    Ownedforaprice Ownedforaprice 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
    LovelyLilly13 LovelyLilly13 22-25, F Dec 13

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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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    How do i know if he's still married? I met this guy two months a go. He's 10 years older than me. From the first time i met him i can totally feel that there was a mutual...
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