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I Married An Idiot

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 29 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1, 2014

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9, 2014

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    Please tell me your ture honest opinion. I need feedback. I want to try to keep this short. I am gonna sum it all up. My husband and I have been married for 9 years now. I love...
    shygirl1986 shygirl1986 26-30, F 2 Responses 40 mins ago

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    Why do all married men, and I mean ALL, lie about the most basic of things? I've met and had affairs with a few married men and friends with some. Each and everyone lied about...
    tinkerbell71 tinkerbell71 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    plz don't waste my time, cuz I won't waste yours. I have no time for idiots
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 2 days ago

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    Full moons were meant to be spent alone, I think. We couldn't sleep, so we started to talk about big, stupid, hypothetical questions, just to play with ideas until we felt tired...
    Searchingformyshalom Searchingformyshalom 22-25, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    I just want to put it out there. I am HAPPILY married to a very loving and supportive man. He is my rock, and my best friend. I would never even think of doing anything to hurt...
    Lotusflower80 Lotusflower80 31-35, F 13 Responses 3 days ago

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    Yep been married since 07. waited till it was three days before I turned 30 and got married. She is a great mom to my kids, I have awesome kids.
    cruise77 cruise77 36-40, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have been married for 16 years, together 17. We married fairly young, and quickly. My husband is a good guy (overall)and there is no abuse or red flags. Though, there are...
    emk38 emk38 36-40, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    It isn't that I don't think I'll ever get married, it is that I don't think I'll ever want to get married. With divorce rates over 50% and a biased divorce court, I don't want to...
    AdArbitrium AdArbitrium 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    I have been married 41 years. The first 15 were good. I stayed married for many reasons. Always the children or what I had accomplished. One thing then the other. Time went on and...
    Christmas74 Christmas74 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 22

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    No, I am not talking about someone with a disability, I am talking about the other idiots, miscreants, dolts and the like. Why? Any reason at all that I should even be civil to...
    comeonletsgo comeonletsgo 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    its my dream also.. at my age im still single and never been married. its not too late for me to dream..hope i will find the right man for me..coz i wanna get married once and be...
    empire28 empire28 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    I know many people will make judgmental comments. I don't really care. I just need to get this out. My relationships in the past have always ended with me hurt due to infidelity...
    BrittBratz BrittBratz 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 21

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    Here's my story: I grew up in a tiny, deeply Southern town. With a small, close minded, religious family. Being different was difficult and coming out as gay was downright...
    lovelyconflict lovelyconflict 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I would love to get married one day and have a beautiful baby. my bf said that he is open to getting married again and having more kids. maybe one day he will ask and give me his...
    LadyLyric311 LadyLyric311 22-25, F Aug 19

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    I'm a 47 yr old Bi male soon to be married to the lady of my dreams. She knows I'm bi and supports me 100% she to is Bi. We have been known to enjoy a 3 some or 4 some with...
    WillieGMan WillieGMan 46-50, M 3 Responses Aug 19

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    I married my hus cos i was scared to end up forever alone. Now i have a daughter but i dont love my hus. I paid the price for a child, but im not happy inside now. I married him...
    lonely4560 lonely4560 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    This is my 2nd marriage we were engaged at 5 years and married after 8. We've been married 6 months and it's been hell. As soon as I said "I do" I became his unpaid personal...
    earsore earsore 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 17

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    Growing up, (as I still am) when I think of getting married and becoming an adult.. I tend to imagine something like.. Getting married before 25 but no younger than 18. To a guy...
    angela1125 angela1125 13-15, F Aug 16

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    So here is my story... I am in love with a married woman. I don't know what to do. Let me tell you a back story. The woman I am in love with used to be my wife. When we first...
    KHD77 KHD77 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 15

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    I joined EP almost 2 months ago now and boy a lot has not happened since joining. The first thing I did after joining was wrote a post about my marriage. I am another person in...
    Paul47C Paul47C 46-50, M 5 Responses Aug 15

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    I joined EP almost 2 months ago now and boy a lot has not happened since joining. The first thing I did after joining was wrote a post about my marriage. I am another person in...
    Paul47C Paul47C 46-50, M Aug 15

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    tonight was the last straw. I'm so done with him. He's been abusing his suboxone for months and lately he's started up abusing benedryl. Around 7pm I left with my daughter to go...
    marriedintx marriedintx 31-35, F Aug 15

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    I remember the first time my husband met me, there was light in his eyes, I could tell that he loved me. And I knew it was a serious relationship, as it was, we got married...
    RedrosesChris RedrosesChris 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 14

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    Went out last night, bumped into a woman that I've had a bit of history with. She was with a friend. We kind of got it on, we went back to my friends house. The woman who I had...
    Toon009 Toon009 31-35, M Aug 14

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    Bachman. Dont tax wealth or jobs vanish. Umm. They have already. Overseas And to automation. Idiot hoar. https://youtu.be/9cJUBOZE26k
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response