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I Married An Idiot

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    Ahh The Stupidity

    Gets pissed because I dyed my hair....I think it looks greatNow he has an attitue not thinking of my feelings as usualSO PETTY AND IMMATURE......I HATE HIM SOMETIMESB
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 5 Responses Nov 23, 2011

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    It is just absolutely astonishing the number of

    idiots who seem to believe they are the "intelligent" ones in their relationships. Your poverty of thought is literally mortifying. The only way your sentiments could be true is if you have married a rock; in which case, shame on you. . . shame on you.
    rymister104 rymister104 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2014

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    I have been with My idiot

    for close to 9 years. At my age - felt for him really hard. Thought he was my knight in shining armor. But he is a true Hicksville's Tin Man. I have told all my girlfriends what a jerk he is, and all of them said, "Why didn't you see the "jerk" sign beaming before? Guess, i was...
    JuliasJerk JuliasJerk 56-60, F Jun 1, 2014

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    *Snerk*

    Yeah, I may have married an idiot... But I divorced him, too. :D A few months before we were married, my (now) ex and I ended up inheriting three cats from friends who were moving. Housecats. I already had one cat, but... Four?! With a couple of people who HATE housework? Gah...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 6 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    He Isn't That Bad But He Isn't Fun To Be With

    I would hate sounding like I'm over reacting here with regards to how I look at the situation for 20yrs now. I always say the same things since I finally knew that my husbands' telling all the opposite about me. Since we got married and moved to a new apartment ( we lived with my...
    zephyr2005 zephyr2005 41-45, F Sep 4, 2011

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    The Fool's Priestess

    I am married to a fool, he has a warm heart that leads him in all the wrong directions..He gives 10 bucks to a homeless man when we are strapped right now..He constantly protects and enable his old maid sister who can't think past the nose onher face and has been taken advantage...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 12, 2011

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    My Wife = Idiot

    OK - This seems harsh but I have to share my story or I going to go off the deep end. I have been with my partner for over 10 years and I have always been annoyed with lack of intelligence but I tolerated it as part of the overall person.  Meaning, other areas offset the...
    Kubs Kubs 36-40 17 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    Female Idiots

    I am sure there are plenty of female idiots in the world and yet so far no stories of men saying they married an idiot. It seems that in the end men have more respect for their wives and don't believe a lapse in judgment makes her an idiot. Example, My ex's daughter once put...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 4 Responses Aug 22, 2008

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    This Man Gets Dumber Every Day!

    I cannot begin to describe how stupid my husband is.  I dont mean ditsy - I mean educationally challenged.  Here are a few examples: 1. He tried to tell me that Obama was NOT am American citizen after he won the presidency and that his being elected was a conspiracy...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 20 Responses Jul 5, 2009

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    Prelude to Redneck Rampage

    I chose my title because one day soon I'm going to tell you folks (in blog) what it is REALLY like living with a Redneck! But I will try to keep it light and humorous even in facing this plight! However last night WAS NOT humorous, but this is an example of what I deal with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 46 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    I was feeling a bit sad about what an idiot I

    married and googled this in hopes I wasn't alone. Lucky for me there seems to be a lot of idiots out there. My most recent idiot experience... My husband was making a furniture delivery in Long Island NY and is not familiar with the area. He called me to tell me he is lost and...
    sookooGlory sookooGlory 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 9, 2014

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    Just A Reminder

    Cups and plates....hmm. He's been going on about how I can't wash dishes for hours now. Someone just kidnap me PLEASE! UGGGH
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 30 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    Retired a Dozen Guardian Angels

    Yes, I have to admit it...I married an idiot. A very intelligent man, but an idiot nonetheless. He has no fear of fire, or what it can blowup, including himself. He has welded a hole in a gas tank full of gas. The truck he drove delivering gas caught fire underneath and he...
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2008

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    My Idiot Husband Married Smart

    Oh where to begin? Did we really marry idiots, or are they just acting? They married us, thet got lucky, right? So are we the idiots? I met my husband when we were bartending together. I was sober, I swear! I guess I was feeling like it was time to settle down, make babies and...
    nikdan30 nikdan30 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Nah. But!

    Neither of my husbands were idiots but I just had to say I absolutely ADORE the logo for this group!  Hah!
    DiscoveryChick DiscoveryChick 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    The X In Marrage But Still An Idiot

    So Em inspired me here... Yesterday the X was driving a bulldozer knocking down a few walls. (yep he was hired to do it). Well they, all his co-idiots, know darn well that the last remaining wall contains one of the larges bee hives I've ever seen. No one will go near this thing...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Haha But He Is Mine.

    i was lookin at my experince i have joined and this made me laugh..he is such a tard sometimes...but I love him and he is my tard.. he could say the same about me.
    novaj novaj 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2009

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    Never Fails The Devil Got His Soul And His Brain

    It never fails how he manages to act like an ***....I try to have a reasonableintelligent or even simple conversation for him to grasp and he just plays the stupid card....what do you want from someone who actually likes the show"FRIENDS" I think it's moronic! He doesn't realize...
    aradia11 aradia11 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 16, 2012

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    two are not exclusive. smart enough to know im screwing up but enough of an idiot to do it anyway.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 52 mins ago

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    I married the world's biggest idiot. I thought it was bad, that's until I met a piece of ****.
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    yes.. I know I'm a horrible person.. I. dating a married man... we've tried not too. and would stop taking for months. but we miss each other so much.. that we find our way back...
    Camoprincess4455 Camoprincess4455 22-25, F 12 hrs ago

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    Its funny that everyone around me thinks I'm in this great marriage based on the material things that I have. Yes, my husband is a great provider and father. But, he is a horrible...
    kimberlycook kimberlycook 46-50, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    All through my early teen years I was very anti-marriage and I was that anarchistic misfit girl who was aberrant from the whole picket fence dream. I still am that misfit girl and...
    DaffodilDeary95 DaffodilDeary95 18-21, F Apr 19

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    Currently, I am in the beginning process of a divorce. We should have parted ways a long time ago. When we first met, he seemed very charming and sweet. Never would have suspected...
    Starsatnight2015 Starsatnight2015 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 22

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    A typical day for the kids and I at the park. We are on the slides and the swings having joys and laughters. Wasn't sure to post this under "I hate selfies" or "I married a...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 5 Responses a week ago

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    It takes an idiot to know an idiot, anyone can contribute to your wealth of knowledge, let alone it be a animal. The term idiot, is perceptive, to one a idiot might be the next...
    GlassySky GlassySky 18-21 2 Responses Apr 17

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    When ever I see him, I get butterflies. I smile like an idiot when we make eye contact then I look away because I can't take it. He asks me, "What was that face for?" I say...
    Scal92 Scal92 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    hence my username i hate being an idiot. i wish i would do things correctly and not screw everything up. that sounds cool. the other day i went to school and i forgot my phone...
    idiotoftheyear37 idiotoftheyear37 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Sigh...All I can do is smile, because explaining a point clearly and trying to change the way I say something still doesn't get across to some people. I would think that the...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 26-30 1 Response Apr 11

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    When the heart overthrows the power of logic....sigh. I think we can all agree to feeling very idiotic when a relationship doesn't work out. Especially when you reflect on it and...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 6 Responses Apr 8

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    I wish that natural selection could take place and wipe out the idiots. They only hold us back. They are purposeless baboons that only make others mad. They dont know what really...
    ForeverJashinist ForeverJashinist 18-21, M Apr 9

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    I started debating others when I was in high school. I was a member of the high school debate team. I learned at an early age not to debate with idiots or morons. Generally...
    joan1976 joan1976 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 19

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    I always feel like an idiot whenever I'm not doing what most people do.
    nirvsemp nirvsemp 16-17, F Apr 23

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    By "Idiot" I mean my brother... He was being SO rude to my mom he made her SNAP... She's threatening to send him to live with my dad... When I say SNAPPED I mean it... She's been...
    FunnyBunny6129 FunnyBunny6129 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I think back on stupid things I've done and I don't even know what I did these things. But this is one of those things I just wonder what went through my mind. I was 12/13 and my...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 2 days ago

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    My ex was my first love. As first loves go, I envisioned marrying this guy and having his kid. It took me years to get over the relationship. It took me forever to get over it...
    LARINgitisEx LARINgitisEx 26-30, F Apr 3

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    When I first met my husband. He swept me off my feet. it was some seriously Disney movie fairy tale..He is from Brazil. charming , beautiful , life of the party personality. and...
    lostinBrazil lostinBrazil 26-30, F Apr 4

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    When I first met my husband. He swept me off my feet. it was some seriously Disney movie fairy tale..He is from Brazil. charming , beautiful , life of the party personality. and...
    lostinBrazil lostinBrazil 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    When I was younger I have never had thoughts about getting married, having kids and starting a family. I used to say that getting married was just a symbol I didn't need, just a...
    ListenerTalker ListenerTalker 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 13

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    I love and value my freedom. My freedom would be taken away from me if I ever got married. Hell, I don't even want to be in a relationship. To me, being in a relationship just...
    Peridot22 Peridot22 22-25, F 5 Responses Apr 15

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    My husband and I have been married for nine years and together for fourteen. We got married just after my 24th birthday. In that time we've moved all across north america and had...
    thelifeandtimes thelifeandtimes 31-35, F 9 Responses Apr 20

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    I don't want to get married because it's not appealing to me. The thought of waking up to the same face every morning makes me uneasy, but those who do get married and then cheat...
    whatarocker5150 whatarocker5150 22-25, M Apr 20

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    or married women that carry on with men or married men / women that carry on with other married men / women ya'll disgust me....
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 4

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