I Just Can't Help It. ;) - I jerk my morning wood, I jerk before I head to work, I jerk sometime after dinner, and I jerk A LOT after midnight. I just can't help it and I love doing it.
cellss01 2 Responses 0 Mar 26
Many Times - Now that i`m in college, and have a girlfriend I thought the urge wouldn`t be as bad, but it IS ! I still have to ********** at least 3 times a day ! When I was in High School it would be worse, I would have to do it twice before I left, once or twice before I went...
jjbabb18 3 Responses 1 Apr 28
All The Time - I am so darn horny all the time, I rub myself much more than twice a day. It can happen more than 6 times if I am really horny. I use anything I can find to get some relief.
fatpiggywhore 4 Responses 6 Jan 25, 2011
Needy - i just get so needy to **********, i just cant get enough
luvgnrs 2 Responses 0 Apr 24, 2012
My Cousin And I - When I was 10 years old my dad died and my mum needed time to get over her loss so I went to stay with my aunt for a few weeks. My aunt has a daughter, my cousin, who is one year younger than me, her name is Helen. My aunt's house was very small with just two...
davidorg 1 Response 0 Jul 7, 2012
Beat My Record - ************ is my only means of sexual conduct i can get right now so i use it to it's full extant. The most times i've done it in one day was 11, but today with teh help of my boyfriend i beat that record by one... so 12 times. it was hard to get it though and...
luv2pee23 8 Responses 7 Jun 17, 2012
Love To ********** - sometimes I ********** 5-7 times a day.....even after me and my woman have sex for hours. I can **** her for hours and soon as she's asleep i sneak of the "get off" MANUALLY lol. call it what you want but I love it and dont think I can stop.
misterman225 1 Response 1 Apr 4
Still - I figured that when I got to be the age I am the need to ********** would slow down. I'm shocked that I still get off at least 2 a day if not 4. I'm not complaining I'm just happy that my sex drive is still so high
lonewolf2060 1 Response 1 Nov 2, 2012
Nothing Else To Do - Benig young, not having a job, car or friends that live anywhere close to me i have alot of free time... I get bored easly so i have to do something, i normally sleep but i only get sleeply from two things: playing my video games or playing with myself. I...
luv2pee23 4 Responses 3 Feb 5, 2012
Six a Day Keeps the Doctor Away. - When i do it, 1: When i wake up. 2: At School 3: At School 4: When I get home 5: When I`m on EP/ At Work 6: When i go to bed This is average, sometimes i do it MORE!!! I did it 12 times in one day once... and ejacked every time
deleted 17 Responses 21 Mar 10, 2008
At Least...... - I ********** at least once before bed and then when I wake up..... Over the last week I have also started waking up in the middle of the night to do it too.
DemonKitty 5 Responses 3 Sep 20, 2011
Permantly Wet - Ever since Joining EP I seem to have spent every spare moment with my fingers in my **** and my nipples standing to attention. This site certainly brings out my dirty side.
Redraw3 18 Responses 22 Aug 16
Morning and Night - When the hubby is not home it lulls me to sleep to think about him-I have many fantasies that make me explode <as well as my assortment of toys>and when i wake up I think of him filling me with his cream-a great start to any day!
satinlion 5 Responses 3 Feb 25, 2008
One, Two, Three, Go! - Truthfully, I don't ********** everyday. On days I hope to play with my wife, I'll try to resist the temptation. On other days, if I've been reading hot stories or messages online, I'll get very horny and **** once, twice, even three times. Three's about my...
gobphus 3 Responses 0 Mar 27, 2012
I Cant Stop Myself. - its like i cant find an off switch. i'm always wet and touching myself. I make myself *** about 10 times a day. in public bathrooms, in the car, in the shower. i cant leave myself alone!
makemehott 15 Responses 14 Sep 21, 2010
Not Now, But I Did It A Lot When I Was Younger - That's not something I do now, but I can't recall a day when I was a young guy that I didn't ********** at least once or twice a day.
JCSP22 0 Apr 1
Squirter - I played with myself while wearing a diaper all day once and it was soaked from me squirting in it so many times.=]=]=]I do it like aleast four times a day with a butt pug in and a vibrator.
lilbabygirl119 3 Responses 7 Mar 24, 2012
Can't Help It - I get feein lonely have needs and out come my toys,
rockybear397 14 Responses 3 May 9, 2008
Yes We Both Maturbate - I as the hubby ********** most days and do have days when I'm at it all the time. The most in a day is 11 times but the ******* for the later ones were not fantastic. I often use this site to help me along. The wife never goes a day without...
davetee9 2 Responses 1 Oct 6
My Peeping Toms - I may have mentioned it in the past but they were back last night. I had a wonderful afternoon with someone on EP yesterday but she had to leave early leaving me still so "ready" for more. I had too force myself to take a shower (yes I really needed one) get...
Tamtam12 113 Responses 86 Sep 19, 2012
If Only! - The time when I could ********** 2 or more times a day are long gone. I used to but nowadays its down to one if I'm lucky and there is the odd fallow day. I occaisionally manage 2 on a special day but 3x is a distant memory. Don't all say Arghhh at once!
verbusminor 1 Response 0 Nov 3
What It Feels Like For Me To Have A ****** - love it ^///^ with me... it's kinda like im falling asleep, or everything around me just slowy starts to fade away. my wrists kinda starts to hurt around the 10 minute mark but i keep going almost oblivious to whatever is going on...
luv2pee23 3 Responses 2 Feb 11
For Some Reason - I can ********** up to 6 times a day. I am constantly horny and aroused. I only need to make eye contact with someone before I am mentally ******* them. And I love to take that when I get home and imagine that the sexy man that sparked a conversation with me...
madisonr 12 Responses 10 Oct 30, 2010
Hell Yeah - I just can't go a day without it, and never less then 3 times, almost feels like an addiction where I MUST do it..
meninawinda 16 Responses 21 Nov 7, 2011
2 Weeks Straight - I haven't had much time to mess around with my fetishes latley being very bsy and stuff but that doesn't mean i have totally blocked out any thign havign to do with a good ******. For the past 2 weeks or more i've been playing with myself almost non stop. every...
luv2pee23 4 Responses 6 May 11, 2012
Good Start To A New Day Part 1 - (i have three stories to write today each in a different group, decided to seperate them since not everyone like all the things i do) Another day with out having to go to school. I woke up and got right on the computer so i could finish reading...
luv2pee23 6 Responses 3 Feb 20, 2012
More. - I pleasure myself 4 or 5 times a day. Feels good and relaxes me. :)
AlwaysMisha 3 Responses 9 Apr 2
It Gets Me Up and Puts Me to Sleep - I like to rub it out on my stomache humping under the covers when I get up, and ********** helps me to sleep...sometimes I like to ********** during the day too!
hardchoices 1 Response 3 Apr 15, 2008
At Least Twice A Day - Once in the morning before I even get out of bed and in the evening before I go to sleep. I need the release. Many times I will masturvate once or twice during the day.
babijonie 1 Mar 24
All The Time - i just cant stop sometimes. i go once and the i do it again and again. pretty soon im ******* nothing at all
DmcDsm 8 Responses 4 Sep 5, 2011
At Least 4 Times A Day... - ...but more often that not it ends up being between 6 and 8. I just love the feeling of an o r g a s m.
Ralphsnt69 4 Responses 1 May 18, 2012
Usually 4 Or 5... - I start with one as soon as I wake up. Then another one in the shower. Sneak one in at college or work (depends on the day). One as soon as I get home and one before I go to sleep. If I have a second shower, I'll ********** then. And if I get horny any other...
deleted 3 Responses 4 Apr 9, 2008
I Can't *** Enough. - I love to ***. I love the feeling of that explosion, and the high that goes with it. I want to live there for 24 hours, and then have a week long coming down, then as I reach the bottom I start it all over again. If it was not for my **** ring, I ...
Abbi23 2 Responses 5 Jul 6, 2009
Two Or More? That's A Shower Alone... - I am a complete nympho. I love to ****, even if I have to **** myself. I always take at least a ***** and nipple clamps into the shower with me. I love to start my shower sticking the ***** to the wall sucking it and fingering myself. I'll...
GothGamerGirl 4 Responses 11 Nov 30, 2011
Like Many Others - I start my day off with ************ in the shower. Then I sometimes end up having to go to the bathroom at work and do it again. I also like to end my day ************ in my bed, unless I have someone to do it for me.
deleted 8 Responses 4 Apr 11, 2008
Old Un's Still Enjoy ************ - I'm a gay guy in my mid 40s. I always thought that as I got older the urge to play with myself would diminish, but I'm finding I'm bashing the bishop as much now if not more than I did when I was a horny teenager. Over the Christmas holiday...
orraleea 1 Response 1 Jan 4
Of Course I Do! - I do it ALOT more than twice per day. Usually a normal day is at least three to four times, and as many as 6 to 8. Even days when I have sex a few times in a day, I will still ********** at least twice. Never seem to be satisfied haha.
deleted 5 Responses 0 Jul 26, 2012
I Try To ********** As Much As Possible! - For me, the idea of being insatiable is a major turn on. The more I can make myself ***, the more turned on I get. I want to ********** endlessly, ******* over and over and over. My fantasy is to be a non-stop ******* machine. To that...
spitandshovelover 4 Responses 0 Jul 31
Lose Count Most Times - I have a crazy sex drive, which I blame for all my procrastination. I touch my **** over 7 times a day. I once went to a girls bathroom at a public pool and jacked off and came all over the toilet seat. Then went to the sink and came on the faucet...
mellowfin 3 Responses 4 Sep 29, 2012
All Day - I do myself on a constant basis. I need pleasure as I am very sexual. since I have no partner all the time, it's just me. feels so good
TonyCE 2 Responses 3 Jul 7, 2012
Every Day - When I am alone, I usually get myself off at least twice a day, morning & night. It's a great way to start the day. At night, it's the best way I know to unwind and de-stress right before sleep. Sometimes it's very simple. Just pulling at my ****, fingering my...
BlueSapphires 10 Responses 5 Aug 22, 2010
Title (sorry I Couldn't Think Of Anything) - I'm guessing it's because i know that these fantasies won't come true. Being aroused by furrys and transformations doesn't really help either. I guess it might stay this way, i don't know. I'm not to proud to say that i would do this...
BangaaDragoon 0 Feb 26, 2012
More Than - Try to manage four wanks a day: 1. When I wake up. 2. In the shower. 3. In the evening. 4. Before going to sleep.
yfronts36 1 Response 1 Mar 1, 2012
Until It Hurts And Beyond - I *********** a lot in the last two weeks. Two, three and even four times a day. I can't stop touching myself. I'm still doing it while I write this story. I found a lot of naughty stories on EP which gave me a *****. I have a poo fetish and I'm always...
feuerdoo 0 Jan 1
Im So Wet - right now, as i read stories and look and pics, i'm rubbing my **** and my va jay jay is dripping. there is my lady *** staining the chair i am sitting on. i'm so horny right now, i 'm going to keep going till i finish. should i use 1 finger or or 2 in me?
puddyls 8 Responses 8 Apr 26, 2012
10 Times In A Day!!! - Ive *********** 10 times in one day before, a school day too!!!First 2 times, before schoolNext 4 times, during school (high school, im a senior)Then the rest, at homeI also squirted every single time, and screamed in school once, im addicted to...
Dmiller666 4 Responses 5 Jan 18, 2010
Are You Kidding?? - I know I've written before about inserting my little vibrator into my ***** lots of mornings just so I get thrilled all day every day. On top of that I have moments throughout the day where i reach a finger in and massage my lil button until I squeal...
mollymcbutternuts 3 Responses 2 Jun 20, 2012
Omg Jeez! - yeah i love it, cant help myself making myself go to that point feeling hot and sweating and just breathing i do it 2 or 3 times a day the most ive done it in 1 sitting is 10 times i was gonna keep going but i went to sleep i feel like something is wrong with me buttt...
diamondguhrl 6 Responses 3 Oct 31, 2011
Two At The Minimum... - I am at work and got so hot and horny reading these stories (and writing some), that I had to sneak away to our bathroom and handle my business. Good thing no one came in while I had my feet on the toilet seat, hunh? Sometimes I ********** just to do it...
NaughtyAngelNDisguise 8 Responses 6 Nov 16, 2010
My Night Shift Job Is Lonely - I work 11 p.m. to 6 a.a. at a 24-hour convenience store. I've taken to carrying a vibrator or to work to take the edge off. There's seldom any of the customers who are interested or interesting, and I get anxious without my bit of relaxation. This...
juicylucybelle 27 Responses 21 Jul 29, 2008
Another Day, Another Wonderful Discovery - When we came into this relationship, we both knew it wouldn't be easy. No, far from it; especially given our circumstances. But ever since day one, despite all the ups and downs, I do not and will not ever regret what we have together...
strnsenshi 2 Responses 4 Nov 18
There Is Coming A Time When Depression Of All Kinds Will Be No More - Do you struggle with your feelings? Then you are not by yourself. You are not alone. Chronic depression is on the increase among every person, every age and gender, from every walk of life. These articles will...
seotelkniwt 1 Response 0 Nov 14
My Daydream Jobs! - I day dream (I should probably be ashamed of this) almost half of my day away. And lately, I daydream about all the jobs I'd love to do. I call them daydream jobs cos they don't always exactly fit with reality. For instance: I'd LOVE to have my own food truck...
MoodyRed 2 Responses 4 5 days ago
Good Days & Bad Ones - I think its not possible to have three or more good days in a row , always some **** happens after you feel good and ruins it all, what a life!
hema11 0 Nov 15
I Hate Daydreaming!! - Okay soo how do I start this... Well, I'm 21 and in my last year of college and today I finally pinned down a name for what I've been feeling pretty much my entire life. That's the first step, right? I'm pretty sure I suffer from Maladaptive daydreaming...
PamAna 1 Nov 25
Little Rock With Another To Follow............... - Little Rock And Nashville Final editing effort. I have tried several more times to get the photos in. Today I pasted links to my publicly accessible album with the photos. Please excuse the inconvenience. However I did...
midwestrefugee 1 Response 1 Nov 9
Daydreamer - Hi all, I shared this story in a different group, but it looks like there is more activity in this one so I will share it again here. I hope it can help those who can relate. When I was a child everyone thought I had ADD. I thought so too. But really I was using...
kaydiva 2 Responses 1 Nov 16
Daydreamer - When I was a child everyone thought I had ADD. I thought so too. But really I was using fantasy to escape from a painful reality. I was a shy child, though I was very lucky to have a small circle of friends. My parents divorced when I was 4 and my dad had a lot of...
kaydiva 0 Nov 16
I Found More Attention. - You could call it the seven year itch but I know it is just who I am. I've been with my husband for 9 years and married for 7. He loves me deeply and I love him but as much as I try to spark new flames he just doesn't try to keep the fire going. I...
CurvyDiamond 5 Responses 4 Nov 13
Paul Mccartney - No More Lonely Nights - [Yeah, I'm feeling mushy today. Deal with it.] I can wait another day until I call you You've only got my heart on a string And everything a'flutter But another lonely night might take forever We've only got each other to blame It's all...
SmartKat 1 Response 2 Nov 11