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I Masterbate

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 936 People

    Prozac Gizz Problem

    Since starting prozac i don't ********** as much as i used to.  I've found that after a while my penis starts squirting gizz everywhere, it's kinda gross.  Sometimes my penis vomits after i pee.  Anyhoo thought u might be interested to know. 
    retortme retortme
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jun 6, 2008

    Nobody Does It,

    but everybody knows it feels good!
    Fluidsoul Fluidsoul
    2 Responses Mar 25, 2013

    Just Before Work....

       I'm a prostitute and, I must say, that when i'm in the shower getting myself ready for work I ********** myself to climax. Have done for years...It gets me in the mood for streetwalking....  Sammy Jo Duponte x  
    Samm199294 Samm199294
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 27, 2008

    Hi And Stroking My **** For Hours

    Anyone wanna ********** together preferably females but im curious as well
    michaelshujkok michaelshujkok
    41-45, M
    Nov 27, 2013

    Sunlit Glade

    As I walked into the clearing in the forest I was struck by the sunlight dappling the grass and decided it was a good place to sit down and rest. I spread my jacket out on the grass and lay down in the sun. it wasn’t long before I had my jeans off and my underwear round my...
    littleunuk littleunuk
    41-45, M
    Oct 4, 2010


    I am a straight 18 year old male. I like to ********** to tentacle anime ****. while ************, I usually pretend I'm the girl. but it got old, and I needed something new, so I got a pool toy to put in my butthole while I **********. I put the toy in my mouth, get it nice and...
    joejoejoehoe joejoejoehoe
    Jun 20, 2013

    It's nature! I feel ashamed

    and disgusted for so long! It's not my fault I don't always have a date, I can live without guilt!
    Studdleywizbi Studdleywizbi
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 9, 2014

    Alright! Sing Along! :), two, three, four..   If you're horny and you know it, use your hand *clap clap* If you're horny and you know it, use your hand *clap clap* If you're horny and you know it and you're not afraid to stroke it, If you're horny and you know it, use...
    Tummie Tummie
    26-30, M
    Aug 7, 2009

    In a public pool hot tub!

    ! :) It was a really slow day at this very large aquatic center where i go every week, it was a coldish day and while i did swim a bit in the big pool, it was rather cold. So i spent quite some time in the hot tubs. i was relaxing just minding my own business and a naughty...
    danhorse danhorse
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Dec 19, 2013

    I ********** at least

    once a day. I like to ********** making up lovestories, fantasing, reading erotic stories, being naked. Once I was at a not so busy nude beach, only men were there, I started stroking myself and I just went further and further, each step watching carefully the reactions of the...
    juhrun juhrun
    May 6, 2015

    Why Deny It?

    Everyone does it. I do. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. I ********** many times daily and I'd ********** more if I had more time in the day.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses May 12, 2008

    I Am a Compulsive ***********

    Like many here I ablsoutely love ************.  I typicaly spend several hours a day watching **** and playing with myself.  I would say I have an average of 4-6 ******* a day. My routine usualy involves lying in bed sitting up with no clothes on.  I have my lap...
    jakenoval jakenoval
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Apr 8, 2009

    I Do Too

    I do it a lot, but I can spell as well.
    TWal TWal
    51-55, M
    Mar 3, 2011

    A Very Provocative Rant About Sex And ************

    Call me young and naive, but I think it's both sad and ridiculous how many relationship break because the participants aren't fully sexually compatible. Whetever one isn't getting enough, has a too small penis or a loose vagina. Is there really no way to work around those issues...
    Fearofsilence Fearofsilence
    18-21, F
    Dec 12, 2011

    Horny but parents and brother are home :o

    and I don't have a lock on my door x_x
    00Price00 00Price00
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 9, 2015

    I **********...

    ...and it's AMAZING!! When you are sad, it makes you happy; when you don't feel good about yourself, it makes you appreciate your body. Try it, you'll like it!
    chateone chateone
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 14, 2007

    Orders For The Office

    I read the words on the screen and thought, why not? His descriptions were getting me off right now, my vibrator was being pushed in and out while I read every line, wanting to do this, wanting to use my toys just like he asked... And so I did. I left myself wanting already...
    dv8d121 dv8d121
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 7, 2013

    ************ At School

    At school when I was twelve I was sitting at my desk the girl accros from me at another table was wearing short shorts there was only 5 kid in my class everybody else had lice whoever was here was sitting at the front of the class except for me and her when she was wearing short...
    chinong chinong
    2 Responses Apr 26, 2012

    House To My Self

    when I have the house to my self I like to be naked get hard and keep it that way tell I cant stand it any more gives me the best feeling I like to feel the hard and pulsating throb
    tower2233 tower2233
    36-40, M
    1 Response Nov 19, 2012

    Who Doesn't?

    Okay, honestly, who doesn't? I am very sure that there are many people who do this, though there are few people who are open to talk about it and actually say "I **********". It's a natural thing to do. It doesn't harm anyone. If we were not meant to do this, our...
    eastsidechick eastsidechick
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Sep 10, 2007

    I Do. I Do, I Do.

    I Do, I do, I do.  I have for as long as I can recall. Well, since about age 9.  I prefer to do it in the company of a woman watching me, but most often it is by myself.  I can make it last for ages.  I also like a bit of pain, it hi-lights the climax. ...
    Happychappy777 Happychappy777
    46-50, M
    Jul 15, 2009

    Of Course

    I ********** once a day at least. Love to jack my hard **** and feel it stiffen, jerk  and harden more when I ***. ************ is superior to ******* on some levels. My wife used to ********** me too and that is "loads" of fun. I get hard just thinking about it.
    udub75 udub75
    56-60, M
    Oct 15, 2009

    My "Method"

    Before I got married I used to ********** by lying down in the bathtub with the water on and scoot my butt under the faucet. This gave me the best *******. It felt so good. Knowing that there were other people in the house that had no idea what I was doing turned me on even...
    ladybug87 ladybug87
    18-21, F
    20 Responses Nov 1, 2007
    jpd19687 jpd19687
    46-50, M
    May 2, 2015

    Im I Weird

    well thang that gets me going when ************ are nude women but also being out side having chance of being caught or not know girlfriend might be pulling in any min. even if I *** I always make her happy I dont want to be caught and in trouble with law oh ya she know I do my...
    tower2233 tower2233
    36-40, M
    Nov 19, 2012

    It Feels Sooo Good

    I've had an interest in ******* fetishes lately and have found a way to ********** that is the closest thing I've found to actually being in a wet, warm *****.  I wait until I have to pee pretty badly before I sit on the toilet, or get in the shower, and apply a generous...
    legsman legsman
    41-45, M
    Apr 30, 2009

    All Day Office Stationary

    The idea was in my head now, my mind couldn't let go of it, I knew how it felt to have that thing inside me, knew how it felt to push it in and pull it out between my wet lips and I knew what it was to **** myself with my office stationary. Having it inside my ***** all day, no...
    dv8d121 dv8d121
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Jun 14, 2013
    deleted deleted
    Jun 30, 2015

    I have started sticking things up my butt

    when I use my vibrator to have stronger *******. Do any of you women do it too?
    sadhappypeople sadhappypeople
    26-30, F
    Dec 14, 2013

    doing it by humping the bed

    and pillow barefoot it feels so good
    deleted deleted
    Sep 8, 2015

    Last Night

      Just laying on my big king bed, all alone and it was so hot that I slipped my panties off and just had a tank on. I could feel you with me... touching me, tasting me, in me. I played with my hair with one hand... holding, pulling, twirling it around and with the other my...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Aug 31, 2007

    Yep... Did It Again.

    I had my tank and panties on and slipped them off. I took my fingers and began to rub my **** softly at first and then harder until I was soaked. I took my two middle fingers and inserted them into my wet *****. I played a bit, rubbing, feeling, pumping and then pulled them out...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Sep 17, 2007

    yup, i'd be surprised to find a guy

    who doesn't :P im like the twice daily kinda sad *** though haha :(
    surfdas surfdas
    26-30, M
    Jan 6, 2015

    My Favorite Time

    I think of ************ as a private act, just me alone with my thoughts. I will admit that my most intense ******* have occurred at times when I was not entirely alone.  I used to go hiking on the weekends.  On some Sunday mornings before anyone was awake I would...
    Spandexblue Spandexblue
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 15, 2009

    I love to ********** on cam with other married

    men looking at our wife photos, dressed and nude and talk nasty with each other about them.Anyone like to do the same?
    whizzbang49 whizzbang49
    56-60, M
    Aug 7, 2015


    i *********** yesterday...i was in bathroom having a bath...i been feeling very horny whole i started of with my hand....and fantecused about a girl having a bath with me in the same was fun.....
    dare2shashi dare2shashi
    22-25, M
    Nov 2, 2011

    Masturbatory Fantasy About the Laker Girls

    Everyone masturbates, but the topic is considered to be taboo and is never discussed publicly or in mixed company.  I admit that I do it quite often and have quite a few fantasies that I've used over the years to get my rocks off.  One of my current favorites involves...
    JulianKaye JulianKaye
    36-40, M
    Apr 15, 2008

    Well time to **********,

    then have to go to work.
    brittanyj003 brittanyj003
    22-25, F
    Apr 30, 2015

    Oh Yes

    I am divorced and i ********** a lot.There is something about seeing yourself ***,all your muscels tighten up,you start to quiver,and all at once you have a huge rush of pleasure with a hard muscel contraction that shoots a strong pump of thick *** followed by several more...
    deleted deleted
    Jul 30, 2009

    Love To **********

    I have a large box of toys that I love using while my husband watches. Once I *** several times I lay back and watch him jack off until he **** all over my face and ****.I typically ********** 3 or 4 times a day.
    meiko1540 meiko1540
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Nov 3, 2013

    My Early Morning Habit

        Early morning before I start my day its normal to have a hard **** while you are strolling on you bed...after sometime stroking it my mind is now starting to entertain naughty thoughts, thus my ****** is starting to take place, its starting to get wet down...
    lamisil lamisil
    18-21, M
    6 Responses Apr 24, 2009

    A Wonderful Thing

    My wife and I enjoy ************ together. We enjoy each others touch and seeing us touch ourselves. We usually start off with mutual massages, then enjoy going down on each other. As we both become more excited, we turn oposite each other and then proceed ************ ourselves...
    krusher73 krusher73
    Feb 8, 2011
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