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I May Be A Smartass But At Least I'm Not A Dumbass

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 400 People

    Are You Jealous Of Me - And I Don't Even Know You?

    This is an open letter to Lauren, the woman who objected to an EP Post I wrote regarding a girl who I went to school with and she called me a "queer" when I followed her - and it was only to be in the proper spot in line for graduation exercises.In that post, I mentioned that I...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    Apr 20, 2013

    I can let ignorance pass with a warning

    but stupidity must be stamped out wherever we find it, especially breeders.
    SonOfTheDelta SonOfTheDelta
    46-50, M
    Feb 2, 2014

    Ah Yes My Favorite

    anytime someone calls me a smartass i always say its better than being a dumbass LOL
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick
    46-50, M
    Apr 19, 2010

    I Had To Join...

    this group because it made me burst out laughing as soon as I saw it. I may be a smartass. I may be a dumbass. I don't think either is mutually exclusive. I'll take smartass & dumbass for 200 Alex!
    LittleBeauSheepOliveEwe LittleBeauSheepOliveEwe
    70+
    Dec 2, 2011

    It Begins With Good Horse Sense

    I like this saying (I may Be A Smartass But At Least I'm Not A Dumbass) even though it has an 'either-or' framework that's somewhat confining. But if I had to choose, it would definitely be the former. However, I didn’t have enough good horse sense to understand that it...
    2Buddies 2Buddies
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jun 2, 2011

    I May Be

    i may be a smartass and i know that i am a smart *** but thank god that i am not a dumbass.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 13, 2010

    Smartass Is Much Better Than A Dumbass

    I may be a smartass: At least people know I mean it when I say something smart that could be considered blunt.A dumbass: well, that's just ****** up.Tom Petty wrote a song about dumbasses.
    ladygodiva110 ladygodiva110
    41-45, F
    Jul 10, 2011

    So there is an experience called "I'll be nicer

    when your smarter." ... Does anyone else see the irony?
    MrsChatterbox MrsChatterbox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 14, 2014

    Speed Thrills

    The earth rotates at 1,038 miles per hour. The earth travels around the sun at 67,062 miles per hour. Our solar system whips around the Milky Way galaxy at 490,000 miles per hour. The Milky Way galaxy hurdles through the universe at 1,340,000 miles per hour. Even so...
    FordPrefect42 FordPrefect42
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2010

    Bwahaha

    I say this all the time.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 5, 2010

    Weighs Up The Two Options

    Smartass.........                                        ...........Dumbass Ummmmmmm.... 
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    May 30, 2010

    What Is Wrong With You?

    First of all, being a smartass doesn't mean being first in class or getting good grades. By being a smartass, I mean being witty and having a quick retort for everything. Not indulging in celebrity fandom or being a part of the pop generation. For people who talk like this- OMG...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 21, 2012
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