I May Have a Sick Sense of Humour

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    A- Why did you get DIVORCED?

    B- Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I...
    Jzzmine Jzzmine
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 21, 2015

    Sick Sense of Humour? Maybe..

    I find myself smirking or laughing at the wrong times.. I always thought I'd make one hell of a violent horror film.  >:)
    Marowit Marowit
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 3, 2009

    I am sick minded I can't help myself

    but whenever I here a joke, I have to say something inappropriate. It embaresass me in front of all my friends. Who else is like this??
    blAhBling blAhBling
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 3, 2013

    *Ladies room door opens to grinning woman

    leading blind man in.* *Grins, screams, and throws purse, trying not to laugh.* Sorry, dude.
    deleted deleted
    Jul 28, 2015


     Yes, I have a sick sense of humor.  Like when mr friends and I were speculating about the worst date possible. Most of them were coming up with stuff like "The guy starts slashing at his wrists saying he will kill himself if you don't go down on him." or...
    Antlers Antlers
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 26, 2009

    I find the most messed up things funny.

    I enjoy watch gore videos and I often laugh at them. I love jokes most would find horrible.
    toni24 toni24
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 20, 2014

    No Credibility

    Two bananas were lying on a river bank when a turd floated by. The turd yells over to them "Come on in! The waters great!" The first banana turns to the second and says "Do you believe that ****?"
    Dave002 Dave002
    56-60, M
    Jun 13, 2013

    When I die, I hope I have enough time to point

    at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."
    Thevy29 Thevy29
    31-35, M
    2 Responses May 5, 2015


    It appears that most of the experiences on here pertain to movies, now I think its a lame claim if you sat through a "scary" movie and laughed through it...have you laughed at say...the curb stomping in american history X? now that is sick.. Or telling all those dead...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jul 21, 2009

    Movies and a Haunted House

    The Haunted House isn't exactly "sick".  I laughed the whole way through though.  I couldn't help it, it was just hiliarious.  My little brother was crying nearly the whole way through, though I didn't realize it until towards the end that he was actually...
    XCRevolution XCRevolution
    18-21, F
    Jul 17, 2009

    Sick Sense Of Humour

    Sick sense of humour,I've got it,Nothin' you can do will change it,It's the way I am,Sorry if I offend!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Mar 23, 2012

    Have You Ever Seen the Happening

    while i watched this so called scary movie i was on the floor rolling around luahging so hard i was crying. i found it funny. i also laugh at my guy friends sex jokes so i might have a sick sence of humor
    sebie sebie
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 3, 2009

    The Opportunist

    A very sad and depressed woman is standing at the edge of of a cliff trying to get up the courage to jump. A nearby Hobo sees her standing there and approaches her. He says "How about before you jump we have sex?". The woman is angry and disgusted, and responds "No! Get away from...
    Dave002 Dave002
    56-60, M
    May 28, 2013
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