Yes, I have a sick sense of humor. Like when mr friends and I were speculating about the worst date possible.
Most of them were coming up with stuff like "The guy starts slashing at his wrists saying he will kill...
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possumballz
Read full story See commentsA psychology student from Clemson was conducting a survey on male masturbation.
She asked me what I held in my left hand while I masturbated.
Sensing my hesitation, she stated that most men say either a magazine or DVD remote...
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Read full story See commentsIn a prison cell, there was an animal rapist; a sadist; a necrophilliac and a homosexual.
One day, the animal rapist says, "If there was a cat in here, I would fuck it so hard!"
The sadist replies, "Yeah well I'd strangle it...
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LivvieXOXO
Read full story See commentsA girl brings a guy she likes to her house but her little brother is asleep on the couch,
but the guy and the girl still want to have sex anyway.The girl tells the guy she'll say tomato when she wants him to speed up, lettuce when she...
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Read full story See commentsA horse walks into a bar. The bartenders asks "why the long face?" The horse, an animal with limited intellect cannot possibly comprehend the complexities of human language, says nothing, shits on the floor, and leaves.
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Read full story See commentsA Riddle for you.. See if you can figure out the answer before you scroll down to the bottom.
Two 35YO men on opposite sides of the Earth are engaged in very different activities at the exact same moment.
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