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I May Look Calm, But In My Head, I Killed You Three Times

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    I Hate You!

    Why are you such a ******* *******?! why can't you treat me like a normal human being? well you know what Jesse? I ******* hate you! I dumped you hard! you were crying on the other line. you *****! go **** your fat ***!
    XMidknightX XMidknightX 13-15, F Feb 23, 2012

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    Lol

    Funny experience title!!!........... Playa401
    playa401 playa401 31-35, M Sep 29, 2013

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    I Hate Everybody.

    Yep. I hate everybody. At least to some extent. I'm an extremely aggressive person. So sometimes when I box I have someone's picture on my punching bag. Yeah I'd rather not mention the other things I do to channel out my aggression towards other people. Lately I've constantly...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 5, 2013

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    Composure

    My boss, as well as several employees have commented about how calm I've remained when faced with unbelievably rude and irrational people. It's not professionalism or calm. I'm merely too busy focusing on the gruesome death said lunatic is enduring in my head. What can I say...
    SecretBrokenDoll SecretBrokenDoll 36-40, F 3 Responses May 6, 2012

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    Perfect statement. Just bc I deal with ur bs

    and can keep calm doesnt make me weak, it actually makes me strong that you. Plus even tho Im calm, I killed you three times in my head! Trust me Im just waiting for the right time to unleash all my anger in a very healthy, less murderish way :)
    SgtArmyWife SgtArmyWife 22-25, F Jun 16

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    My Dad

    If only he could hear what was going on in my head... It would be quite a war...
    MissingIdentidy MissingIdentidy 22-25, F Apr 13, 2013

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    Angelynne Angelynne 13-15, F Jul 12

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    i hate my older brother!

    !! could you believe?! he tried to kill me..not just once but twice!!!.i just want a peaceful family but all of that is shattered ;'( ..if i grow up i want to be separated to him...and take my parents and sis with me...that will atone his sins..
    miru123 miru123 13-15, F Jul 12

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    I May Look Calm, But In My Head, I Killed You A Million Times!

    For most of the time I do not look calm but I actually express that I want to kill you, but I use this saying only with one person, he LOVES to see me angry and always ****** me off and then laugh thinking he is being funny so I started to act so cool and calm when he provokes me...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 28, 2012

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    What A Line

    This is a badass statement. It sounds like something out of Kill Bill or a martial arts movie. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 14, 2012

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    All Different....

    Maybe like 8 or 9 or 37 ....
    annirawrmuffin annirawrmuffin 22-25, F Nov 18, 2013

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    Cracking Up!

    I've never even imagined killing anybody, but this title literally had me laughing out loud! Kind of makes me think about the faces I make at my husband behind his back (childish, I know, but it makes me feel a tiny bit better and it saves me the energy of an argument, etc.)!
    subservientwife subservientwife 46-50 1 Response Nov 19, 2013

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    Omg...

    who am i kidding i kill you for a klondike bar... lol and i have the profile pic...
    NightHuntress NightHuntress 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 21, 2012

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    What Lies Below

    I think it is a responsibility of each to make this choice. At times we are faced with rude, and/or ignorant people. Evil does exist. 99.9% of the time I have to smile, and just dream.
    marissapillow marissapillow 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    Not Really, But I Have A Funny Story

    I'm going through a miserable, contentious divorce. As part of this process, I was deposed by my wife's team of lawyers. While the (clearly)subordinate lawyer just seems like an idiot, the lawyer-in-charge is a ***** to the Nth degree. She is the kind of lawyer who gives...
    accomplice accomplice 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 10, 2012

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    i hate my older brother!

    !! could you believe?! he tried to kill me..not just once but twice!!!.i just want a peaceful family but all of that is shattered ;'( ..if i grow up i want to be separated to him...and take my parents and sis with me...that will atone his sins..
    miru123 miru123 13-15, F Jul 12

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    Never Underestimate My Silence...

    I am the queen of putting up a calm exterior. Nothing phases me outwardly, and any negative emotions I am very good at hiding. People who know me really well are the only people who ever see me vent any frustration, anger, pain....the bad stuff. The other day someone said to me...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 13, 2012

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    I wanna kill ppl all the time.

    I wanna kill someone today.
    TwentythreePER TwentythreePER 13-15, M Dec 5, 2013

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    Beware

    of the quiet ones *grins*
    MuffinAss MuffinAss 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 25, 2012

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    ...And You Know Who You Are.

    Some days it's only very specific people. Some days it's everybody. No matter the case, whether they know it or not, there are always a select few individuals that stay consistently on that list. What's most frustrating is how people's actions, deaf ears, and closed minds are...
    aktor1970 aktor1970 41-45, M Feb 21, 2012

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    Glazed Over

    While you are carrying on and I am listening to you and looking at you. But inside Im becoming very aggitated, annoyed and irritable. I just want to rip your face off with my fingernails and my body gets a sudden adrenaline rush and a blast of anger. This can happen with anybody...
    tmarker86 tmarker86 26-30, F Dec 15, 2012

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    The Kid I Used To Know

    i dated this kid for the LONGEST time like 6 months then he left me for a random kid at a party and i had never been so down before, i cried and it was horrible. that was jan 1 i had talked to him since....... then today he messaged me and just started up again..... should i go...
    lontanus lontanus 18-21, M 3 Responses May 27, 2012

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    Lol Oh Man

    I love this group, Who thought up the name? its so kickass.
    Lilcuppa Lilcuppa 70+ 3 Responses Jun 16, 2012

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    -.- I Seriously Hate Her

    My best friend has this OTHER friend...Who i happen to HATE! I have to be nice to her because my friend would get annoyed with me...(WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH HER???)"IT" is rude, selfish, and only talks about herself. "IT" will always find a way for me to be wrong. Example: Me...
    kara2451 kara2451 13-15, F May 2, 2012

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    Did He Kill You

    Me: What happened then? Maya: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." Me: Did he kill you?
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F Apr 9, 2013

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    "Killing" Dream

    I'd like say it was the Best dream of my life! Because I have this urge to kill someone all the time but I can't because I don't want to go to freaking prison!So here is what I dreamed last night. One of my second-cousins came to my place. We were having good time chatting and...
    LisbethTylerMorgan LisbethTylerMorgan 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 9, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    So to those who have messaged me and received a message a few hours later.. Don't take offense, I orobably fell asleep when I got your message. I rarely sleep as is so, when I do...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Jul 9

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    I hate when people pretend to be all badass and tough. Just to impress their friends and people around them. Just be yourself and if people don't accept you for you. Then maybe...
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F Jul 17

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    1: What would you name your future daughter?Amaterasu (not really). I have no idea.2: Do you miss anyone?Yeah.3: What if I told you that you were pretty?Thanks?4: Ever been told...
    Ridiculousity Ridiculousity 18-21 Jul 1

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    1: What would you name your future daughter? Abrielle 2: Do you miss anyone? Yes 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? i would thank you 4: Ever been told “it’s not...
    Borntobedevilcute Borntobedevilcute 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Ok so its been awhile since ive posted anything about my abilies,so i figured today i should. Early this morning. At 5:15am July 10th. I was up watching Netflix. And finished...
    icey1 icey1 22-25, M 3 Responses Jul 10

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    i'm writing this story for people to read and learn about something that so many ask about and rather then repeatedly writing about the same thing I'm going to put it all here I'm...
    tom67890 tom67890 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    It seems I have to add another post. I would think these things would be common sense. Do not add me if you are a collector of females. I am a female but I find it insulting that...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    EP Kids: I realize that I'm most likely going to receive some "hate" for this, BUT for goodness sake, EP will you please, Please, PLEASE get this idiotic kids off of this site...
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    In the Chinese zodiac, the Snake is listed after the Dragon, but its place and its significance as a symbol of worship is far less than that of the Dragon. it carries the meanings...
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    This will take a bit. 1. What would you name your future daughter? Leah Eryka _______ 2. Do you miss anyone? I have no reason to miss anyone 3. What if I told you that you were...
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    It really doesnt! Its just a letter or a number or a word! Doesnt show all your effort nor what you deserve! With exams it all depends how you are on the day you got your exam! It...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F Jul 11

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    This will probably end up upsetting & offend some one. To those people, I would like to say: TO FREAKING BAD!!! This experience is My own person belief. You don't like it, I don't...
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    My story is extremely complicated, but quite interesting if you erase all the negatives....I am from a mixed heritage and was born to a catholic mother and Jewish father. When I...
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    Well I'm new on here and I'm 15 and gay. I'm in Virginia, USA. I'm looking for a relationship with a cute and sweet guy. Doesn't matter if it's distance or not. I know this May...
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    i talked to you yesterday, Nick. it was awkward and disconnected, just like i expected. because of me, a few weeks ago we already lost a year's worth of friendship we had. but i'm...
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    My Chinese zodiac is the Dragon. The 12 Chinese zodiac 1. Pig 1935 • 1947 • 1959 • 1971 • 1983 • 1995 • 2007 You are splendid companion, an intellectual with a...
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    I was 12 and he had just turned 13, we were in 7th grade. When we were in 6th grade, we hated each other, but I had liked him since the day I saw him( I'm not gonna say his name...
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