Two blades, three blades, six blades, eleven
What's the real need to be shaven and Epeed?
Jesus lost his Quattro so I bet he's hairy up in heaven
Schick ads probably show up to the bottom and the right
In the space that is now the place for adverts and disgrace
Bearded Jesus who has a beard,
What will you do to allay my fears?
I’m going blind, I can but hear
I’m seeing the letter ‘v’ everywhere
In words with ‘r’, it’s not the text type...
It happens on EP, AIM and Skype...