Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
I miss miss pants. She is now a Mrs. Pants and now, alas Mr. Pants is tightening the old coin slot. He really needs to zip up his jealousy issues!
I bet your up in a tree or on a powerline crying out for my help right now. IF ONLY I COULD HEAR YOU! I LOVE YOU PANTS! And I will never forget how sexy you made me look :'(