I Moo At Cows

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    A Weird Reflex

    My great unkle owned a cow pasture very close to where I grew up. I don't remember but I've been told this story many times by my brothers and parents. My brothers are older than me, at the time J. Was around 9 and chad around 13 I think. (I can't remember) Anyway, one of the...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong
    36-40, F
    Sep 9, 2012

    when you slam on the breaks on a country road

    to roll down your window and scream at some cows
    AbdlBlakey AbdlBlakey
    18-21, T
    May 15, 2015

    I screamed mooooooo to a cow

    while driving and some dude screamed it back
    hashbrown20 hashbrown20
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 8, 2015

    I Wish I Had Cows To Moo At

    However I did milk a cow on a school trip in the 2nd grade.
    momoluv12 momoluv12
    36-40, F
    Oct 20, 2013


    i saw this cow today and just stared at it for like 4 sec and went moooooooooo then tha cow left she was probably thinking what tha hell shesh can a cow have some privacy lmao
    pumking pumking
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 11, 2012

    Why Do I Do This?

    I will look at a cow and just let out a slow deep moooooo. I really don't know why I do this. I grew up on a farm so maybe it's just one of those weird things. It's funny though cause the cow will just look at you and continue to chew it's cud. I would like to know what their...
    Tara277 Tara277
    31-35, F
    Jun 2, 2012

    Its The Appropriate Thing To Do

    I grew up in an area where there were no cows around at all. The closest I came to a cow was when I was getting milk in the diary section of the supermarket. I grew up and moved to a rural area. Now I live between two cow pastures with a group of ultra friendly cows. They usually...
    CrimsonHoneyB CrimsonHoneyB
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 13, 2011

    Been Doing This Since I Can Remember.....

    I've been mooing at cows for a long time. I remember when I was a kid and my parents and I would be driving(to my aunts or my grandpa's house) and we would pass by cows and my mom and I would roll down the window and moo at the cows. I still do it today(and am slowly getting our...
    RainbowMom132 RainbowMom132
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Mar 26, 2012

    Why Do I Moo?

    Cows were all around where I grew up, I moo'd at them then and still to this day.. I'll smile and wave with a gentle 'moo'... They're nice creatures that never harm anyone.. it's just a way of saying .. Hello there and thank you for 'being'.. :)
    ButterFish ButterFish
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Jun 10, 2007

    I Love To Moo...

    but I mostly like to moo at the bulls ;-)
    DevineBovine DevineBovine
    36-40, F
    1 Response May 19, 2013


    Well it's the polite thing to do
    justmeand11 justmeand11
    Nov 10, 2013

    It is polite and fitting to moo a cow everytime

    you see one.Such sweet animals :3
    4biandu 4biandu
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 2, 2014


    I'm not sure why, but ever since I was little I have had the uncontrollable urge to moo at every cow that I get close to! You're probably thinking, well how often does the average person see a cow? I spent my summers on a farm as a kid and now I live in the Dairy state... Lol...
    Rapture82 Rapture82
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Nov 3, 2012
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 19, 2014

    Trip To Texas

    My parents and my wife's parents both live in Houston, Texas so we drive down there twice a year and the route we take there are a lot of pastures. Every time my wife points out the cows, I say "Mooo!"
    TheCauterizer TheCauterizer
    26-30, M
    Aug 12, 2012

    *sees A Cow* Moo!... "weirdo" ..*angrily* "moo!"

    It's rather funny what goes down when I see a cow. I find them to be strange animals, they're black and white creatures who choose to stand in a green field day after day out in the open. I just can't help myself but moo at them. I received a reply once! My aunt-in-law lives in...
    diggydawg diggydawg
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Jun 21, 2011

    We Have An Understanding.

    I really thought I was the only one who moo at cows. I'm totally petrified of cows, when I was little I was on a farmyard for some reason??? and a sheepdog got caught under a herd of cows and the cows started kicking it, the dog flew up in the air, it was horrible to see. So...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough
    36-40, F
    1 Response Sep 26, 2007

    They Just Look At Me

    I have a friend who lives on a farm...When I visit her, I pass a bunch of cows grazing in a field right by the gravel road leading to her house. Everytime I come to the cows (they are fenced in), I stop my car, roll down the window and "moo" as loud as I can. They just look up...
    JulesInBmore JulesInBmore
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Jun 21, 2012

    Some times they moo back.

    I used to drive a road that had a fence with moo cows. Ha ha ha I had this old green jeep with a bull horn. Sound like a moo cow. When I drove by & blew that horn, they would moo at me & follow me to the other end. 😗😏😎 they curious creatures. Any way I hope that made...
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    1 Response Jul 3, 2015

    I do. This Cow was standing on the side of the

    road and looked so lonely so I took my apple and fed it to her. She licked her lips appreciatively and mooed at me so not knowing what to do I mooed back at her. She mooed back so I mooed back again and then my mother pulled me away by my ear
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    Jan 4, 2014


    My dad did this when we use to live in the country, he is the best i've heard at imitating cows. So hilarious there is a group like this! Who can resist to moooooo??
    Closedcuriosity Closedcuriosity
    22-25, F
    Jul 4, 2012

    Thanks Dad :)

    It started when I was a little girl.  I don't even remember how old really.  I just remember that whenever my Dad would take us out into the country we would always stop by a friend of his and look at the animals.  Being from the city we didn't get to see anything but cats and...
    weekender1 weekender1
    51-55, F
    4 Responses Apr 2, 2012


    TwitchyTwitch TwitchyTwitch
    22-25, M
    Jul 16, 2012

    Green Pasture..

    I remember visiting my great aunt now deceased. A green pasture so long and wide full of cows; brown. black, white, and some with spots. I was joking around with my funny cousin from Connecticut. I believe it was during the Thanksgiving holidays; well, I was calling any cow...
    PrivateLegit PrivateLegit
    46-50, F
    Jan 16, 2013

    And It Moo'ed Right Back

    I was on my DofE recently (Duke Of Edinburgh, like walking and hell)and we were walking in the Peak District and it was raining and god knows we didn't remember what made us want to do this. Anyway we crossed through one of the many fields and there was loads of cows. Just as we...
    TwistedHope TwistedHope
    18-21, F
    Jun 5, 2012

    But when I do they look at me with a quizzical

    expression, I don't know why .
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    1 Response Feb 26, 2016

    A Moo Among Friends

     I moo, why not? It probably rocks their world when one of the pale hairless thingies imitates them, I’m pretty sure they have a good laugh once I’m out of sight. My cows name was Buffy, she managed to parent one calf…a bobby-calf…so I think they...
    smebro smebro
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jun 17, 2007

    Everyone Likes a Chat. Except Humans, Perhaps.

    I moo at cows. I chat to birds. I talk to clouds. And other inanimate objects, too. The car likes a few words now and then. And the computer is screen unfortunately cops a bit of abuse. Cats never seem to hang around to chat. And dogs usually look like they'd...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Jun 11, 2007

    I Lived Around Wildlife And Not So Wildlife My Entire Life.

    I moo at cows for the fun of it! I also meow at cats. My wife blames me for making our cats so vocal! I do a pretty good turkey call too.
    Emichael Emichael
    41-45, M
    Jun 27, 2012

    I was going to my brothers house to babysit his

    kids, when I saw these cows going down I-93 and I just started MOOING at them and they MOOED back, LOL:)
    JennyTom JennyTom
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Sep 16, 2015

    I did it again today.

    My therapist will be soooo disappointed.
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses May 5, 2015

    I Love Cows

    I'm a Jersey girl who moved to Oklahoma for a few years and I have to say that my favorite part of living there was mooing at all the cows.
    hpygrl hpygrl
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Aug 26, 2010

    I always wonder if I said moo to a cow,

    it would say moo back x)
    Silverlights2 Silverlights2
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2014

    All The Time!

    I love it! I moo at them all the time. Once while walking my friends dog, I moo'd at a field of cows and a bull in the back got pissed and charged us! He stopped just short of the fence and stared at us. I have no idea what I said about his mama but he did not like it! I also...
    ThatOneGrl ThatOneGrl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 20, 2010

    I think it's funny to do.

    They never moo back, nor do they even look my way. I still do it.
    BlueStateSaint BlueStateSaint
    51-55, M
    1 Response May 29, 2015

    My First Word

    My first word was moo! I've literally always mooed at cows. My husband thinks I'm a psyco, but I don't care. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
    Tropicana55 Tropicana55
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 27, 2012

    I Have Bovilexia

    I am not a severe bovilexic... but I sometimes do get the "uncontrollable urge" that everyone talks about. And I just have to lean out the car window and moo at the cows. My husband on the other hand... he's so bovilexic that he has a shirt about it. Can't pass a cow...
    Christabel Christabel
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Aug 15, 2007

    Yeah? I coo at doves.

    wingedjaguar wingedjaguar
    26-30, F
    4 Responses May 6, 2015

    Thought I Was the Only One!

    Anytime i see a cow, i can't help but moo at them, i don't even realise i do it anymore- much to my husbands embarrasment! I don't know what it is about the cows that makes me want to join them in conversation... perhaps a common interest... always had a fondness for grass...
    roc roc
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

    Fun With Cows

    I was just talking to a friend of mine about mooing at cows. Here's how the conversation went: Me: "When you see a cow, do you moo at it?" Friend: "No" (I was totally surprised) Me: "Why not?! How can you NOT moo at a cow?" Friend: "Do you quack when you see a duck, bark...
    kiansi kiansi
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jul 14, 2012

    I Just Wish I Knew What I Was Saying

    You know I grew up in the Chicago suburbs, right? Back in those days, you didn't have to go far to find a farm.  The area is all built up now, but there used to be plenty of places to find fields with cows.  Just a short walk down the little road that bordered our very nice...
    milkynips milkynips
    46-50, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2012


    I just hope I'm not saying something offense by mooing, I mean, no cow has even moo‘d back at me! What if all this time I've been saying "I like you udders" or "I'm sorry your delicious" I would feeling just aweful. Maybe I should just try to start mooing in.a more emotional...
    NovakStar NovakStar
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Apr 26, 2012

    Don't Be Embarrassed, Sweetheart.

    I had managed to convience my boyfriend that we should go on a bike ride. We had came by my parents house and they live in a very rural community. We don't get to the next house and he says "it's hot! I don't like this. I don't wanna do this. It's HOOOOOOT." So while he was...
    YouRaiseMeUp YouRaiseMeUp
    18-21, F
    Jul 13, 2012


    I LOVE that so many other people do this!!!!!If I am driving down the road and pass cows, I MUST roll down the window and moo at them. LOLOLHIGH FIVES ALL COW IMPERSONATORS !!!!!
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 3, 2011

    I always used to do this

    when I was a kid and sometimes I still do it XD. Mooooooooo
    PedroNune PedroNune
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 17, 2014
    51-55, F
    Sep 11, 2015

    It's Just a Habit.

    I don't know when it started but when ever I see cows I moo.
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 4, 2007

    A Hailin' Coo!!!!!

    At a Hailin' Coo I did moo today!   (That's Highland Cow:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_cattle).   And what wonderous critters they be! 
    grendelan grendelan
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Aug 4, 2007
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