I Moo At Cows

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    I did it again today.

    My therapist will be soooo disappointed.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 5, 2015

    Moo

    MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOO
    TwitchyTwitch TwitchyTwitch
    22-25, M
    Jul 16, 2012

    But when I do they look at me with a quizzical

    expression, I don't know why .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 26

    I Just Wish I Knew What I Was Saying

    You know I grew up in the Chicago suburbs, right? Back in those days, you didn't have to go far to find a farm.  The area is all built up now, but there used to be plenty of places to find fields with cows.  Just a short walk down the little road that bordered our very nice...
    milkynips milkynips
    46-50, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2012

    Ahahahaha

    My dad did this when we use to live in the country, he is the best i've heard at imitating cows. So hilarious there is a group like this! Who can resist to moooooo??
    Closedcuriosity Closedcuriosity
    22-25, F
    Jul 4, 2012
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 19, 2014

    A Weird Reflex

    My great unkle owned a cow pasture very close to where I grew up. I don't remember but I've been told this story many times by my brothers and parents. My brothers are older than me, at the time J. Was around 9 and chad around 13 I think. (I can't remember) Anyway, one of the...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong
    31-35, F
    Sep 9, 2012

    Mooooooooooooooooo

    i saw this cow today and just stared at it for like 4 sec and went moooooooooo then tha cow left she was probably thinking what tha hell shesh can a cow have some privacy lmao
    pumking pumking
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 11, 2012

    They Just Look At Me

    I have a friend who lives on a farm...When I visit her, I pass a bunch of cows grazing in a field right by the gravel road leading to her house. Everytime I come to the cows (they are fenced in), I stop my car, roll down the window and "moo" as loud as I can. They just look up...
    JulesInBmore JulesInBmore
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Jun 21, 2012

    Moooo

    Well it's the polite thing to do
    justmeand11 justmeand11
    22-25
    Nov 10, 2013

    Yeah? I coo at doves.

    ................
    wingedjaguar wingedjaguar
    22-25, F
    4 Responses May 6, 2015

    I think it's funny to do.

    They never moo back, nor do they even look my way. I still do it.
    BlueStateSaint BlueStateSaint
    51-55, M
    1 Response May 29, 2015

    I Have Bovilexia

    I am not a severe bovilexic... but I sometimes do get the "uncontrollable urge" that everyone talks about. And I just have to lean out the car window and moo at the cows. My husband on the other hand... he's so bovilexic that he has a shirt about it. Can't pass a cow...
    Christabel Christabel
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Aug 15, 2007

    Or Horses

    Mooing at horses was something my younger sister did once accidentally. We were driving out to Utah to visit a relative, and there were a bunch of cows visible by the road. The entire way there was nothing but farming area, after all. Even though they didn't even notice, we'd moo...
    itworkedintheory itworkedintheory
    31-35
    Nov 10, 2012

    *sees A Cow* Moo!... "weirdo" ..*angrily* "moo!"

    It's rather funny what goes down when I see a cow. I find them to be strange animals, they're black and white creatures who choose to stand in a green field day after day out in the open. I just can't help myself but moo at them. I received a reply once! My aunt-in-law lives in...
    diggydawg diggydawg
    16-17, F
    8 Responses Jun 21, 2011

    Thanks Dad :)

    It started when I was a little girl.  I don't even remember how old really.  I just remember that whenever my Dad would take us out into the country we would always stop by a friend of his and look at the animals.  Being from the city we didn't get to see anything but cats and...
    weekender1 weekender1
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Apr 2, 2012

    Don't Be Embarrassed, Sweetheart.

    I had managed to convience my boyfriend that we should go on a bike ride. We had came by my parents house and they live in a very rural community. We don't get to the next house and he says "it's hot! I don't like this. I don't wanna do this. It's HOOOOOOT." So while he was...
    YouRaiseMeUp YouRaiseMeUp
    18-21, F
    Jul 13, 2012

    Why Do I Moo?

    Cows were all around where I grew up, I moo'd at them then and still to this day.. I'll smile and wave with a gentle 'moo'... They're nice creatures that never harm anyone.. it's just a way of saying .. Hello there and thank you for 'being'.. :)
    ButterFish ButterFish
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Jun 10, 2007

    I Lived Around Wildlife And Not So Wildlife My Entire Life.

    I moo at cows for the fun of it! I also meow at cats. My wife blames me for making our cats so vocal! I do a pretty good turkey call too.
    Emichael Emichael
    41-45, M
    Jun 27, 2012

    A Moo Among Friends

     I moo, why not? It probably rocks their world when one of the pale hairless thingies imitates them, I’m pretty sure they have a good laugh once I’m out of sight. My cows name was Buffy, she managed to parent one calf…a bobby-calf…so I think they...
    smebro smebro
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jun 17, 2007

    It's Just a Habit.

    I don't know when it started but when ever I see cows I moo.
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 4, 2007

    I Wish I Had Cows To Moo At

    However I did milk a cow on a school trip in the 2nd grade.
    momoluv12 momoluv12
    31-35, F
    Oct 20, 2013

    I do. This Cow was standing on the side of the

    road and looked so lonely so I took my apple and fed it to her. She licked her lips appreciatively and mooed at me so not knowing what to do I mooed back at her. She mooed back so I mooed back again and then my mother pulled me away by my ear
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    Jan 4, 2014

    A Hailin' Coo!!!!!

    At a Hailin' Coo I did moo today!   (That's Highland Cow:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_cattle).   And what wonderous critters they be! 
    grendelan grendelan
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Aug 4, 2007

    Hahahahahaha

    I LOVE that so many other people do this!!!!!If I am driving down the road and pass cows, I MUST roll down the window and moo at them. LOLOLHIGH FIVES ALL COW IMPERSONATORS !!!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 3, 2011

    We Have An Understanding.

    I really thought I was the only one who moo at cows. I'm totally petrified of cows, when I was little I was on a farmyard for some reason??? and a sheepdog got caught under a herd of cows and the cows started kicking it, the dog flew up in the air, it was horrible to see. So...
    amigoodenough amigoodenough
    36-40, F
    1 Response Sep 26, 2007

    I Love To Moo...

    but I mostly like to moo at the bulls ;-)
    DevineBovine DevineBovine
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 19, 2013

    Green Pasture..

    I remember visiting my great aunt now deceased. A green pasture so long and wide full of cows; brown. black, white, and some with spots. I was joking around with my funny cousin from Connecticut. I believe it was during the Thanksgiving holidays; well, I was calling any cow...
    PrivateLegit PrivateLegit
    46-50, F
    Jan 16, 2013

    when you slam on the breaks on a country road

    to roll down your window and scream at some cows
    AbdlBlakey AbdlBlakey
    18-21, T
    May 15, 2015
    DECIDEDNEXTWEEK DECIDEDNEXTWEEK
    51-55, F
    Sep 11, 2015

    Been Doing This Since I Can Remember.....

    I've been mooing at cows for a long time. I remember when I was a kid and my parents and I would be driving(to my aunts or my grandpa's house) and we would pass by cows and my mom and I would roll down the window and moo at the cows. I still do it today(and am slowly getting our...
    RainbowMom132 RainbowMom132
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Mar 26, 2012

    Trip To Texas

    My parents and my wife's parents both live in Houston, Texas so we drive down there twice a year and the route we take there are a lot of pastures. Every time my wife points out the cows, I say "Mooo!"
    TheCauterizer TheCauterizer
    26-30, M
    Aug 12, 2012

    Everyone Likes a Chat. Except Humans, Perhaps.

    I moo at cows. I chat to birds. I talk to clouds. And other inanimate objects, too. The car likes a few words now and then. And the computer is screen unfortunately cops a bit of abuse. Cats never seem to hang around to chat. And dogs usually look like they'd...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Jun 11, 2007

    Its The Appropriate Thing To Do

    I grew up in an area where there were no cows around at all. The closest I came to a cow was when I was getting milk in the diary section of the supermarket. I grew up and moved to a rural area. Now I live between two cow pastures with a group of ultra friendly cows. They usually...
    CrimsonHoneyB CrimsonHoneyB
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 13, 2011

    Thought I Was the Only One!

    Anytime i see a cow, i can't help but moo at them, i don't even realise i do it anymore- much to my husbands embarrasment! I don't know what it is about the cows that makes me want to join them in conversation... perhaps a common interest... always had a fondness for grass...
    roc roc
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

    Moo

    I just hope I'm not saying something offense by mooing, I mean, no cow has even moo‘d back at me! What if all this time I've been saying "I like you udders" or "I'm sorry your delicious" I would feeling just aweful. Maybe I should just try to start mooing in.a more emotional...
    NovakStar NovakStar
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Apr 26, 2012

    I always wonder if I said moo to a cow,

    it would say moo back x)
    Silverlights2 Silverlights2
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2014

    Some times they moo back.

    I used to drive a road that had a fence with moo cows. Ha ha ha I had this old green jeep with a bull horn. Sound like a moo cow. When I drove by & blew that horn, they would moo at me & follow me to the other end. 😗😏😎 they curious creatures. Any way I hope that made...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 3, 2015

    I was going to my brothers house to babysit his

    kids, when I saw these cows going down I-93 and I just started MOOING at them and they MOOED back, LOL:)
    JennyTom JennyTom
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Sep 16, 2015

    I screamed mooooooo to a cow

    while driving and some dude screamed it back
    hashbrown20 hashbrown20
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 8, 2015

    Moo

    I'm not sure why, but ever since I was little I have had the uncontrollable urge to moo at every cow that I get close to! You're probably thinking, well how often does the average person see a cow? I spent my summers on a farm as a kid and now I live in the Dairy state... Lol...
    Rapture82 Rapture82
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Nov 3, 2012

    Fun With Cows

    I was just talking to a friend of mine about mooing at cows. Here's how the conversation went: Me: "When you see a cow, do you moo at it?" Friend: "No" (I was totally surprised) Me: "Why not?! How can you NOT moo at a cow?" Friend: "Do you quack when you see a duck, bark...
    kiansi kiansi
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jul 14, 2012

    I Moo Too...

    There are cows next to where I work.  I take walks on my break and will moo to them.  I think they are so adorable and sweet.  If they are by the road when I drive by I open the window and moo as well.  They remind me of my college days.  My college had cows on campus and I...
    BlueCedarTree BlueCedarTree
    46-50
    Jun 10, 2012

    My First Word

    My first word was moo! I've literally always mooed at cows. My husband thinks I'm a psyco, but I don't care. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
    Tropicana55 Tropicana55
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 27, 2012

    All The Time!

    I love it! I moo at them all the time. Once while walking my friends dog, I moo'd at a field of cows and a bull in the back got pissed and charged us! He stopped just short of the fence and stared at us. I have no idea what I said about his mama but he did not like it! I also...
    ThatOneGrl ThatOneGrl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 20, 2010

    I Love Cows

    I'm a Jersey girl who moved to Oklahoma for a few years and I have to say that my favorite part of living there was mooing at all the cows.
    hpygrl hpygrl
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Aug 26, 2010

    I always used to do this

    when I was a kid and sometimes I still do it XD. Mooooooooo
    PedroNune PedroNune
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 17, 2014

    It is polite and fitting to moo a cow everytime

    you see one.Such sweet animals :3
    4biandu 4biandu
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 2, 2014
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