Post

I Must Not Sit On the Cat

They are everywhere, planning to take over the world. 193 People

    Have Not Sat On My Cats Yet, But... - When I was living in an apartment in college I had a professor who lived below me. He seemed like a sad and lonely man, but he had a cat to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 29, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes It's Ok - I think it's ok to sit on the cats occasionally.  Especially when they have a hair ball or when there is a steaming pile of kitty poop waiting behind...
    Roscosan Roscosan 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 6, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Didn't Sit On Her But - i gave her such an awesome bellyrub, she fell off the couch. she was so relaxed, she just stayed right where she landed and asked for "more please".
    noexcuses noexcuses 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 1, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ._. - when my cats sitting on the chair i tell it to move get bk and sit on it xD
    alucardx alucardx 18-21, M Dec 16, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel
    2 Cats - Having two cats means I have to remember to not sit on them. They are like clutter. They are everywhere.
    krisfehr13 krisfehr13 26-30, M Aug 12, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Tried To, By Mistake, And Then.... - ... the cat clawed on my butt "Bipeds don't have nine lives".
    PAR1138 PAR1138 41-45, M 4 Responses Oct 5, 2006

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Cat No No's... -   ...or nibble it's ears, or pull it's butt fur, or accidentally step on it's tail!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Stupid Cats - If they don't want to get sat on, they shouldn't sit on my spots!!! LOL they sit right in my seat and when I kinda shove them to get them to move, or do anything...
    Warmthoughtsofyou04 Warmthoughtsofyou04 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 4, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Three Strikes and I'm Out. - Every morning I get the same routine. I walk in the kitchen, the cat miaows for food. I walk out and walk in again, it rubs against my legs purring...
    mikemcneil mikemcneil 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 5, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    What Would You Do About... - ...a cat that likes to sleep on your head?!!  I often wake up at night with one of my 2 cats draped around my head.  I think she is crazy and...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving 51-55, F 1 Response Dec 4, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Things You Must Not Do To Your Cat: - Sit on them when they decide to jump onto the couch right where your butt is just about to land, forcing you to make a split-second decision...
    NotForSale NotForSale 16-17, M 5 Responses May 25, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Don't Sit On My Seat Then - I'm sure they do it on purpose, sit there just as your about to put your (_!_) on the couch!!! I have five furry felines and they like to get everywhere...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 5 Responses Oct 19, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My Cat - It is true that I must not sit on the Cat..but that doesn't stop the Cat from sitting on me.
    kokoca kokoca 56-60, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Conclude That - Otherwise the cat will hurt me. Which will make me go 'ow'. Going 'ow' means it must be painful. Therefore, I conclude that sitting on the cat is a VERY bad idea...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 2, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Oops - Sorry, Arorin.Didn’t see Kitty there.
    Floydess Floydess 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 15, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Tilly the Ratbag - I have  a cat named Tilly who I saved from being euthanised as a little kitten.  She is part feral, part tabby and is the cutest thing I have ever seen...
    totoro totoro 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 4, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    She's Trying to Kill Me... - We've always had a good relationship, Maya and I, but it seems that Maya does not have a good relationship with my right leg.  She has taken to...
    natlynn natlynn 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 26, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Cats Rule - Yes, cats will rule the world. And no, that's not purring you're hearing, it's drilling. Drilling for oil. Eddie Izzard told me so, and I believe him :p
    HellBent HellBent 21-25, F 1 Response Dec 4, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    :( - my kitty, being hairless, is often burrowed in things. sometimes i'll sit on the edge of the bed to put my shoes on, and i'll hear a frantic chirping from an irritated and...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Oh My - I own 12 cats. Yes. 12. Damn strays keep showing up, and we don't have the heart to throw them out in the cold! But yeah. They get everywhere, and not sitting on them is a...
    fmp4life fmp4life 21-25, M Oct 30, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Always Check For An Invisible Cat - My late furry buddy, Night Train, was a beautiful black shorthair. She liked to sleep on this thing my mom bought for me that would provide...
    VoiceInTheWilderness VoiceInTheWilderness 51-55 Dec 13, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Must Learn to Read the Titles - Oops.  I just sat on my cat.  The poor thing was all bundled up underneath a warm blanket and he started making this weird cat noise...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 10 Responses Apr 12, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel
    They Don't Make It Easy. - Three cats, one small apartment. All three (but especially my own, as opposed to the two step-cats) have a tendency to go to sleep on the bed, on the...
    Wolfechu Wolfechu 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Heard the Muffled "Mrooowwwwl" - Started looking around, couldn't find him... Looked outside my door and on the patio... No. Then checked the bathroom where he likes to open the...
    TheOtherMe TheOtherMe 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 18, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Cat Abuse - i dont have a cat, but the family i nanny for does. And i never sat on the cat, but one day i was tossing one of the little girls onto the couch when we were playing...
    simplycherie simplycherie 19-21, F 1 Response Sep 1, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ...or My Girlfriend Will Kill Me! - A few weeks back I finally relented and agreed with my girlfriend that we would have a cat. I'm not the boss of course, being a man, but we at...
    davidstone78 davidstone78 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 30, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Take My Seat - all I have to do is lean up for something and they are in my seat. And of course they look soooo comfortable and so cute! They give you that you don't want to move...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 10, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm Sorry. - I'm sorry Sugar*. I sit on you almost every day. You just shouldn't hide under my bedcovers so much.   *Sugar is my kitty's name.
    blacksh33p blacksh33p 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 27, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel
    There Ninjas In Fur Coats - sneaky lil buggers like to get running starts and pretend there in the kitty x games.  pow bang crash next thing i know i go to sit down and the...
    alsorolo alsorolo 31-35, M Jun 7, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Really Don't Like Cats, ... - I really don't like cats, so I might sit on one.
    jamchavous jamchavous 4 Responses Apr 19, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Oops! - The cats in my house are annoying! I own two cats, Bubbles and Vash. My sister owns a cat named Zeena. And there is one more, who we kept because we couldn't find her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 6, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Five Cats - I have five cats and they are very often sleeping on the sofa or on the chairs in the kitchen where we must sit to watch tv or for lunch.
    Jadore Jadore 21-25, M 2 Responses May 4, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    My cats name is boog. I didn't name him my dads gf we got him from did. As soon as he met me he was mine. He slept with me and played with me and laid down across my shoulders...
    epicmonk3ydude epicmonk3ydude 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Our cat was hit by a car yesterday sometime. I saw her in the morning and then she wasn't around. When she didn't come for her tea my son went to look for her and found her behind...
    magfaw magfaw 56-60 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    What is Sola scriptura? Answer: The phrase sola scriptura is from the Latin: sola having the idea of “alone,” “ground,” “base,” and the word scriptura meaning...
    PMEWhite PMEWhite 31-35, M Mar 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The sole is also not flat like most shoes. Instead, it options strategically-placed lugs and a Waffle sole that Nike says permits for best traction, sturdiness and artifact.We...
    game3personal game3personal 22-25, M 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A funny story. When I was in the third and fourth grade, I would walk from my public school to our church once a week for "religious instruction." We would sit by grade, each...
    eddiecarbone eddiecarbone 61-65, M 2 Responses Apr 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    All Men Saved ? ~ Predestination is the doctrine that God alone is the One who chooses who is saved, that He ordains the means, the time, and the circumstances of salvation and...
    PMEWhite PMEWhite 31-35, M Apr 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Her name is Lilly. I've owned her for 8 years, since she was 8 weeks old. Its extremely frustrating to have her around the house. She will spend what seems like hours walking...
    EverythingsAnIllusion EverythingsAnIllusion 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a traditional Catholic wife and mom. I was born into a Catholic family and all family members including my parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, nephews, and nieces. I do not...
    birthdaypartyforme birthdaypartyforme 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was molested by a priest when I was a child. When I decided to finally face-up to my abuse and re-explore my spirituality, I first searched the web. I wanted to find out about my...
    usedchild usedchild 56-60, M 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This is our cat Princess that we got a little over a year ago. We went to a shelter with two other cats in mind that we looked at on the shelter web site. We went there, and one of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I betrayed my cats today! I was at a friend's house, and she has a puppy, so I had given him cuddles. This meant that the scent of a dog was on my clothes and me. When I went home...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    CAT Caterpillar ET Diagnostic Adapter is obd2repair PC-based service tool. CAT Caterpillar ET can access Electronic Control Modules (ECMs) from a personal computer. CAT ET 2011A V1...
    obd2repair obd2repair 22-25, F Mar 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ... but now I've discovered the snooze button! So what I missed out on at night I pick up in the morning by catching a few zzz's at that end of the day. A good friend who was...
    staleywise staleywise 56-60, F 3 Responses Mar 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Cruel Mean Heartless People I was so angry today I thought I would explode. Let me start at the beginning. I have several acres on my mountain. It is connected to over 1000...
    wvtxpen wvtxpen 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Love animals, I have two kitties, one kitten I raised from birth and a 3 yr old male cat, he's like my kittens surrogate father it's awesome how much they love eachother, the...
    PatchesSS55 PatchesSS55 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hi guys,Are you single and looking for love and companionship? If you do not mind, I strongly recommend that you take a try on (AgeGapMatch.C♥m )the # 1 Age Gap Dating Site...
    JuliaaskingforLove JuliaaskingforLove 31-35, F Mar 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I adore all cats. Big, fat cats, little kittens, shy cats, friendly cats, black cats and white cats. I feel like they are companions instead of pets and my little tabby is an...
    LittleCube LittleCube 22-25, F Apr 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Defense of Total Depravity and Its Effects on the Human Will ~ Total Depravity means that sin has touched all of what a person is. In the unbeliever this means that his...
    PMEWhite PMEWhite 31-35, M 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have one older cat and one who just got done being a kitten. The older cat doesn't like the other pets in the house but the younger cat does. The younger cat is very playful...
    charmedrainbow charmedrainbow 41-45, F Mar 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    First of all, I am not a cutter, I am not suicidal, and never have been, I don't want to die. I want to live. But I am not living. I have been stuck in a unwanted role for the...
    CameraForEyes CameraForEyes 22-25, M Mar 30

    Your Response

    Cancel