I Must Not Sit On the Cat

They are everywhere, planning to take over the world. 193 People

    Where'd She Come From?

    Maybe this should be under confessions?  Here it is.  I sat on the cat.  She's just a kitten, really.  She moves so fast.  I looked at the chair, it was clear.  I sat down, and SCREEEEEEEECH!!! I had no idea that I could levitate.  I haven't...
    IndyNudist IndyNudist
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Dec 13, 2007

    Oh My

    I own 12 cats. Yes. 12. Damn strays keep showing up, and we don't have the heart to throw them out in the cold! But yeah. They get everywhere, and not sitting on them is a constant struggle.  
    fmp4life fmp4life
    22-25, M
    Oct 30, 2007

    I Must Learn to Read the Titles

    Oops.  I just sat on my cat.  The poor thing was all bundled up underneath a warm blanket and he started making this weird cat noise when I sat down.  And he couldn't get out from underneath the blanket.  I had to help the poor satan spawn. I feel a little...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Apr 12, 2009
    katkat77 katkat77
    41-45, F
    May 17, 2014

    I Really Try Not to

    Two of our three kittys sleep with us on our bed. Actually, it's their bed and we just get to use it sometimes. Anyway, one of them is my shadow and she curls up on the foot of the bed. I often get dressed before dawn, and undressed in the dark as well. Well, I sit on the bed to...
    Lampwick Lampwick
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Oct 27, 2008

    They Don't Make It Easy.

    Three cats, one small apartment. All three (but especially my own, as opposed to the two step-cats) have a tendency to go to sleep on the bed, on the couch, and especially under any blanket, covering or items of clothing they can find. Sometimes you just don't realise till...
    Wolfechu Wolfechu
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 24, 2007

    I Really Don't Like Cats, ...

    I really don't like cats, so I might sit on one.
    jamchavous jamchavous
    4 Responses Apr 19, 2007


    The cats in my house are annoying! I own two cats, Bubbles and Vash. My sister owns a cat named Zeena. And there is one more, who we kept because we couldn't find her a home, named Stripey. Well, they have this habit of rushing so fast, where you can't see them, and diving...
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Jan 6, 2009

    I Conclude That

    Otherwise the cat will hurt me. Which will make me go 'ow'. Going 'ow' means it must be painful. Therefore, I conclude that sitting on the cat is a VERY bad idea. Especially if it has sharp claws.
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 2, 2008

    Stupid Cats

    If they don't want to get sat on, they shouldn't sit on my spots!!! LOL they sit right in my seat and when I kinda shove them to get them to move, or do anything short of picking them up and putting them down (which doesn't always work either), they just sit there so I have to...
    Warmthoughtsofyou04 Warmthoughtsofyou04
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 4, 2008

    2 Cats

    Having two cats means I have to remember to not sit on them. They are like clutter. They are everywhere.
    krisfehr13 krisfehr13
    26-30, M
    Aug 12, 2007

    Cats Rule

    Yes, cats will rule the world. And no, that's not purring you're hearing, it's drilling. Drilling for oil. Eddie Izzard told me so, and I believe him :p
    HellBent HellBent
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 4, 2007

    My Cat

    It is true that I must not sit on the Cat..but that doesn't stop the Cat from sitting on me.
    kokoca kokoca
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Jun 17, 2007

    I Heard the Muffled "Mrooowwwwl"

    Started looking around, couldn't find him... Looked outside my door and on the patio... No. Then checked the bathroom where he likes to open the bottom drawer and crawl to the top drawer and get stuck...No.  I looked in the closet, maybe he got stuck on the top...
    TheOtherMe TheOtherMe
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 18, 2008

    Tilly the Ratbag

    I have  a cat named Tilly who I saved from being euthanised as a little kitten.  She is part feral, part tabby and is the cutest thing I have ever seen BUT she definitely has a dark feral side to her!  She currently is planning to take over the household and...
    totoro totoro
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 4, 2007


    when my cats sitting on the chair i tell it to move get bk and sit on it xD
    alucardx alucardx
    18-21, M
    Dec 16, 2010

    Always Check For An Invisible Cat

    My late furry buddy, Night Train, was a beautiful black shorthair. She liked to sleep on this thing my mom bought for me that would provide massage and heat to my back, shoulders and legs. It, too, was black.  You can see where this is going. The "thing" was on a chair that I...
    VoiceInTheWilderness VoiceInTheWilderness
    Dec 13, 2011

    She's Trying to Kill Me...

    We've always had a good relationship, Maya and I, but it seems that Maya does not have a good relationship with my right leg.  She has taken to attacking that leg, and only that leg, at every opportunity.  Sometimes she waits until I'm sitting still, other times her...
    natlynn natlynn
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 26, 2007

    I Tried To, By Mistake, And Then....

    ... the cat clawed on my butt "Bipeds don't have nine lives".
    PAR1138 PAR1138
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Oct 5, 2006

    Sometimes It's Ok

    I think it's ok to sit on the cats occasionally.  Especially when they have a hair ball or when there is a steaming pile of kitty poop waiting behind the front door!  
    Roscosan Roscosan
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jan 6, 2009

    Three Strikes and I'm Out.

    Every morning I get the same routine. I walk in the kitchen, the cat miaows for food. I walk out and walk in again, it rubs against my legs purring. Third time I go in, if I don't put some food in it's dish, it jumps up, hooks it claws in my legs and tries to bite me as I walk...
    mikemcneil mikemcneil
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 5, 2007

    ...or My Girlfriend Will Kill Me!

    A few weeks back I finally relented and agreed with my girlfriend that we would have a cat. I'm not the boss of course, being a man, but we at least have a kind of democracy going. So any way, the cat. Kitten actually, named 'Mal', short for Malcom Reynolds, from the TV series...
    davidstone78 davidstone78
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jul 30, 2007

    Cat No No's...

      ...or nibble it's ears, or pull it's butt fur, or accidentally step on it's tail!
    deleted deleted
    May 5, 2010


    my kitty, being hairless, is often burrowed in things. sometimes i'll sit on the edge of the bed to put my shoes on, and i'll hear a frantic chirping from an irritated and frightened kitty. or i'll get up off the couch and when go to sit back down she'll have usurped my seat and...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jan 29, 2008

    I'm Sorry.

    I'm sorry Sugar*. I sit on you almost every day. You just shouldn't hide under my bedcovers so much.   *Sugar is my kitty's name.
    blacksh33p blacksh33p
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 27, 2008

    Cat Abuse

    i dont have a cat, but the family i nanny for does. And i never sat on the cat, but one day i was tossing one of the little girls onto the couch when we were playing, and accidently threw her on the cat.  it seemed to be alright though, just took off screeching and attacked...
    simplycherie simplycherie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 1, 2007

    Have Not Sat On My Cats Yet, But...

    When I was living in an apartment in college I had a professor who lived below me. He seemed like a sad and lonely man, but he had a cat to keep him company. One day he knocked on my door and asked if I had seen his cat. It was an indoor cat and he was afraid the cat had gotten...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 29, 2008

    Five Cats

    I have five cats and they are very often sleeping on the sofa or on the chairs in the kitchen where we must sit to watch tv or for lunch.
    Jadore Jadore
    22-25, M
    2 Responses May 4, 2007

    Things You Must Not Do To Your Cat:

    Sit on them when they decide to jump onto the couch right where your butt is just about to land, forcing you to make a split-second decision to stand up instead to prevent getting a very sensitive part of your body clawed and scratched . Continue walking forward as they suddenly...
    NotForSale NotForSale
    16-17, M
    5 Responses May 25, 2010

    There Ninjas In Fur Coats

    sneaky lil buggers like to get running starts and pretend there in the kitty x games.  pow bang crash next thing i know i go to sit down and the chairs gon, i bust my *** and they look at me like im the dumb ***. some times im faster though... serves em right, im shakin my...
    alsorolo alsorolo
    36-40, M
    Jun 7, 2009

    I Didn't Sit On Her But

    i gave her such an awesome bellyrub, she fell off the couch. she was so relaxed, she just stayed right where she landed and asked for "more please".
    noexcuses noexcuses
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2008

    Take My Seat

    all I have to do is lean up for something and they are in my seat. And of course they look soooo comfortable and so cute! They give you that you don't want to move me look! They totally run the house!
    Aminik Aminik
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 10, 2008

    What Would You Do About...

    ...a cat that likes to sleep on your head?!!  I often wake up at night with one of my 2 cats draped around my head.  I think she is crazy and call her my CatHat.  It is actually kinda nice because I like to keep my bedroom really cold for sleeping and she keeps my...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving
    56-60, F
    1 Response Dec 4, 2007

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