When I have kids I'm ganna name my son magic :3 then his name would be
magic samples and well thatd be bad ***
yes i have taken my two kids to a nude beach and a nude resort. i see nothing wrong with nudity
My niece burst into my room this morning and jumped on me yelling and wanting me to take her to the park. I love how innocent little kids can be it brightens my day!
ONLY A DREAM part 1
It’s 2am, like almost every evening, my insomnia flirts with the night, as I look outside, I can see the sky showering on the window, lights illuminates the...
I have kids, but I would like to have more in a future relationship. I <3 being a dad.
Of course God only gave to those morons and arseholes kids, those who only wanted to fvck not to have kids..
Then claimed I'm a pro choice.. Or the kids ended up growing only with...
I have great cousin one is 5 the other one is 6 and other one is 3 the old ones are both 14 two are 12 the other four are 10 the other one is 13
This story isn't true but cute.
Bo & Sean tickles Ciara
Ok babe says Bo's wife hope I'm out of here to get pedi , mani, and haircut for Disney next week with Bella. Ciara is...
Little kids are cute and pure. I seem to attract little kids because for some reason I can relate to them. I like little boys the most.
My oldest asked me this morning if he could push over his younger brother that was sitting up. Lol babies look funny when they roll across the floor.
My cousin got married when she was six years old. Her husband is shorter and younger than her and they don't even speak today. He throws temper tantrums and she's more interested...
A boy with his parents was travelling in their car. Father was driving and son was sitting in the back. Dad was driving this car very carefully because it was quite...
I've lived in a lot of different places now, and everywhere I go I have certain activities I seek: downtown areas, museums, cafes, parks, theatre, and unique attractions. I've...
I always have. Of course you got those 'pro-Natalist' who are like, well you were a kid once! Yeah and I was annoying. Just because I was a kid once doesn't mean I can't think they...
"Since I lost my virginity, do you want the box I kept it in?"
I love asking my husband this one. I was actually asked the reverse of this once. He walked up and asked if I was a...
The internet would not be complete without rule 34
hi, im jayciedubb. .so how do you like your eggs and coffee?
I am a married woman of 5......3 are his and 2 are mine. My 7yr old nephew lives with me also.
I find more comfort and happiness with my children than I do with my husband...
Whenever I complain about annoying, rude, demon kids I see out in public I automatically get turned into satan. I'm sorry I don't like getting ran into by your hellspawn as I'm...
My 3 middle kids are away at church camp they come home in 3 days and i can't wait.
If Wishes were Fishes: FAT EDITION
EP Note: In the past I've done stories like this and there has been some confusion. I'm not looking for solutions I'm venting/looking for other...
Kids are annoying, loud, messy, expensive, and time-consuming. Those are all things I don't like to deal with. Therefore, I don't want kids. Not to mention I'm bad at understanding...
Hanging out with my cousins and nieces :)
As annoying as they are, i can't help but love them.
one of them made me an origami swan.
SOOO CUTE !!
My kids are my everything. They bring my such joy that I can not even explain it.
Are you mad of Copper and Tellurium cause you are CuTe
Just started my fifth year helping out at the summer camp program of my martial arts school. These people have me somewhat paranoid though...we have a lot of new belts (new people...
Welcome to (insert country)! Want some Belgian chocolate? It was made in China!
A FEW! Public unofficial copyright: ME!
If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night!
You turn my floppy disk into a HARD drive.
You're so cute that flowers die when you pass by...
My family are my life and my (nearly) 8 kids are the center of my life! Love each and every one to bits and would sacrifice everything to make sure they're happy and have a good...
Teaching my 6 year old some French and she says "Why isn't in called Franish like Spanish?" Kids are great!
Both of my kids are very strong. Divorce is very hard on a child and it forces them to make choices no child should ever have to make.
You know your teeth are like stars, they're yellow and they're so apart from each other.
(Credit goes to my best friend)
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
People who find it funny to make fun of disabled people **** me off. I have seen this at my school at the time and I was always the one to get in trouble for sticking up for...
You know who the trouble maker is in the family by how they react.
"What are you coloring?" we asked my 3-year-old nephew.
"A paper," he said, "not my leg..."
Turns out he had...
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for some ideas.
if I put my roses on your piano, would you put your 'tulips' on my 'organ?'
You look like you work out, huh..? I see a lotta fitness in you. what are the chances of me 'fitness' in you?. *while gestering to low center of self*