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I My Kids Are Funny

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    Mee-maws Teeth

    One Thenday when my now 31yr., old daughter was 4yrs., old, I heard a big commotion going on in the other room. I didnt put much thought into it at first.Suddenly thing.s got loud with my daughter crying hystericly and my husand gently but firmly assuring her of something I...
    mozelle1958 mozelle1958 51-55, F Feb 12, 2012

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    Here's....zack and Nick!

    my kids and i are like our own entertainment, a  comedy team always getting each other laughing thru-out the day. ya,----they started being funny right out of the gate pretty much.  zack was two for this comedic turn---we were taking a stroll when...
    dusknotdawn dusknotdawn 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 22, 2009

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    School Time

    So it's that time of year to enroll our darlings into school, if they're old enough to go. And guess what? My pumpkin pie turned 5 this year meaning she's old enough to go to school. So in her third week of kindergarten, I pick her up and load her into the car and begin our...
    noodlepower noodlepower 26-30, F Sep 9, 2011

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    My oldest is so like me.

    Straight A's in school but this morning she panics because her car door is frozen shut and she can't get it open no matter how hard she pulls. She forgot to unlock it first. LOL
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    cmr426 cmr426 13-15, F 4 Responses May 1

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    The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
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    This is a cool one. It is so funny.
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 8 Responses 3 days ago

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    I'll send a picture of me if you'll send me a picture of you ??????? wait that's not funny! Nor is it appropriate!
    ShadowofanAnglophile ShadowofanAnglophile 36-40, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Well, the witty ones are, they're not mean-spirited and it's all in good fun.
    RealLifePerson RealLifePerson 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Hey baby are you a parking ticket; because your looking fine? -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    They do make me laugh... Do they not even realize how incredibly entertaining they are? How their whole world exists around you? hahahahahha Yes they do make me laugh.... :D
    SunnyGirl9 SunnyGirl9 46-50, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I love it when guy(let's be honest here, I've never been asked this by a girl!) think all they have to do is message me twice then I'll give them my phone number!
    Jessicaliners Jessicaliners 18-21, F 2 Responses May 7

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    Q. What is 6.9? A. A great thing ruined by a period.
    achavez115 achavez115 18-21, M May 8

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    My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. :-)
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    Baby did you fart, cause you just blown me away!
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I love you like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
    MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife 13-15 3 days ago

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    Girl ate you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
    Beaniesandbands1 Beaniesandbands1 13-15, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Hey baby I'm thinking of a letter between T and V guess what it is? Its you! -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -Smosh 2014
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. -Smosh 2014
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Hey I know a guy who wants to go out babe; guess who it is? It's me! -Glen Quagmire 2008
    7531yo 7531yo 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Did it hurt much falling from heaven?
    Almonimi Almonimi 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    I know someone who likes you. ..kiss me and I'll tell you who he is.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Does this (rag soaked in chloroform) smell like puppies breath or fresh baked cookies? Lol jk
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Don't let this rape turn into a murder
    Captaincontrol Captaincontrol 46-50, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    You must be tired because you've been running though my mind all night
    mdlathem mdlathem 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    ..... ... .. . .Get in the van
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    hi there.. you're very beautiful. do you have any German or swede in you? ...want some?
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    my penis is still erect. ..hey wait. You're not my doctor. but thats no reason why we can't "practice." ;)
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    who's your agent? wanna make a movie?
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ...please..?
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My kiddos been sick :( She's had an infection, the medication they put her on she had an adverse reaction to it turning bright pinkish red from head to toe with fever, chills and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 2

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    Nope not me. In the beginning I wanted them and now I rather tie my tubes. I just cringe when I see babies and kids. I lived with my ex bf and his sister who had 2 and at the end...
    Broke2Fabulous Broke2Fabulous 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    Once a week I volunteer at the local Red Cross office helping kids with family or school problems to help them study or do their homework. What was supposed to be a gratifying...
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 28

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    Kids are very selfish They HAVE to be the center of attention at all times regardless of where they are even when leaving a store for crying out loud They are extremely annoying! I...
    june199225 june199225 22-25, F May 14

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    I do feel comfortable enough with my cycle to predict with certainty when I am fertile and when I am not so I definitely won't think of any other control birth bullshit (sorry...
    Aurelielavraie Aurelielavraie 31-35, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    My kids are turning into these little people with big personalities, independent thinking habits, and stomachs with no bottom. I'm missing the baby stage...and I don't want them to...
    noodle425 noodle425 26-30, F 1 Response May 7

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    Terminator and the movie 9 are all true. Humanity's blind pursuit for technology just might be the end of us. The extinction of humanity might be our fault. Our pursuit on creating...
    Hispan Hispan 13-15, M 3 Responses May 5

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    I'm on a web site that Yahoo News linked me too. I have been laughing so much from what I'm reading. I'm gonna bookmark the site. In the meantime, I'm gonna post some rather...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    EMAA123 EMAA123 31-35, F 41 mins ago

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    There not mine but I use to baby sit them but now I'm stuck with them because there parents don't want them I'm so in love with these 2 boys I would do anything to keep them safe...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 1

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    Yessss! People who are smart and funny are amazing. Others think its funny to act dumb. But its really not.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 1 Response May 4