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    My oldest is so like me.

    Straight A's in school but this morning she panics because her car door is frozen shut and she can't get it open no matter how hard she pulls. She forgot to unlock it first. LOL
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2014

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    Here's....zack and Nick!

    my kids and i are like our own entertainment, a  comedy team always getting each other laughing thru-out the day. ya,----they started being funny right out of the gate pretty much.  zack was two for this comedic turn---we were taking a stroll when...
    dusknotdawn dusknotdawn 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 22, 2009

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    Mee-maws Teeth

    One Thenday when my now 31yr., old daughter was 4yrs., old, I heard a big commotion going on in the other room. I didnt put much thought into it at first.Suddenly thing.s got loud with my daughter crying hystericly and my husand gently but firmly assuring her of something I...
    mozelle1958 mozelle1958 51-55, F Feb 12, 2012

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    School Time

    So it's that time of year to enroll our darlings into school, if they're old enough to go. And guess what? My pumpkin pie turned 5 this year meaning she's old enough to go to school. So in her third week of kindergarten, I pick her up and load her into the car and begin our...
    noodlepower noodlepower 26-30, F Sep 9, 2011

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    I've seen people on TV who had a genetic condition and If he has a girl it won't be having the same condition but If he has a boy then he'll end up like him and he said I won't...
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    don't get me wrong I love children because I work with them bit its this new generation of them. what ever happened to the children who watched Saturday morning cartoons and having...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    What if the toxic person is your mom? And you are still at school so you cant do anything?
    wanderlustinmyheart wanderlustinmyheart 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    Do you make (funny) music? In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games? I have 2 free groups on FB (& Tagged, Yahoo & Google Groups) forming. Comment/message for...
    supergirl805 supergirl805 22-25, F 17 hrs ago

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    kids are so funny they can make you smile by some of the things they say they like too mimic you and thats funny
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Intelligence and humour, attractive. A man, good physique, intelligent and funny, oh! Women should be smart and quirkily funny, and honest in their opinions.
    Wishart95 Wishart95 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Wake up! Or you will miss out ... In November 2015, a young mom from Lakeside, California did something incredible. Brandie, a mother of twin year old boys, Blaine and Rylie...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have a soft spot for kids...they're so innocent and most of them are really sweet...I really love kids ♡
    lovelee83 lovelee83 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    This story isn't true but cute . Brandon and Carly play with Emma Hey mom says Brandon! Hey says his mom sherry . Where's the princess says Brandon ? Emma's napping says sherry...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    I'm in a best buddies group in my school where kids with disabilities get to hang out with other kids from school. We play games and honestly I bonded so much with everybody in the...
    Curlygirl228866 Curlygirl228866 22-25, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Kendall here again, I know I post quite often on my mom's account, but she's a very busy person and I have a lot of time so I thought I'd help her out and keep people up to date on...
    Richardson444 Richardson444 56-60, F 6 days ago

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    First my wife left, and the 4 of us continued...after a while the youngest left grade school, one day the eldest went off to college, the army took a son, and before long the last...
    mycupoftea mycupoftea 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's always nice. And people who are funny sure can make your day go from okay to, I haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
    Shxxxooo Shxxxooo 18-21, F a week ago

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    I was never all that interested in having kids. I liked them just fine, I just never really saw myself as a Dad and couldn't imagine taking on that responsibility. I met my...
    Fedup2016 Fedup2016 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    I never want to have children. For some people it seems like an impossible concept that a female does not to mother children. It is an individual choice, some women want to have...
    moonlightflower moonlightflower 22-25, F Feb 1

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    You at least gotta admit that kids are pretty good at fake crying. Even though its obvious they are faking it.
    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy 16-17 1 Response Feb 1

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    so many pathetic trolls haha they are hilarious.
    amtired amtired 26-30, F Feb 1

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    I have started to feel more powerfully about this since my friends started to have them themselves. Good, old, Female friends that are essentially permanently off the market and...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 6 Responses Jan 31

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    Hey are you chewing gum? Because if you are, I'd chew your *** all day.
    BlackBoneRaj BlackBoneRaj 70+, M Jan 31

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    I was just informed that a very good friend of mine is having a kid. I'm feeling very conflicted about the news. On one hand, I want to be happy for him. Kids are supposed to be a...
    AmayaTsuki AmayaTsuki 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 30

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    Hahahaha! I like when people joke with me. Some time ago, my hairdresser thought I would look great with a new hair color. Can't explain what kind if color it was. More or less...
    mmorgam mmorgam 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    i am very good with kids i have lots of Little cousins they are good kids they always want too wacth cartoons with me pr play legos or play video games i also babysit before i use...
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 29

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    i got too babysit today the kid i babysit was 3 years old im like a big brother too him he played minecraft on my ps3 and me the kid i babysit my sister and my dad went out too...
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M Jan 29

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    Please youngsters, don't be offended by what i have to say. I have nothing against you, i just am at a different time in my life. I've become a little more impatient. I don't...
    rottenrobi rottenrobi 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 28

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    Examples: They are millions and millions of single mothers in the world why? Because when a girl gets pregnant most men can't mentally handle being a father so he runs away...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F 9 Responses Jan 28

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    I just want to share. I joined this place after two years of struggles in my marriage. I have gone by various names in here : Thedarkenedshadow Dsop Some people have followed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 27

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    Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
    natalypetrvicki natalypetrvicki 18-21, F Jan 27

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    This was the conversation between my four-year-old sister and my mom in the waiting room at the dentist: "Mom, have I ever been in jail and got out?" "No... Don't you think you'd...
    Indigo27 Indigo27 16-17, F Jan 25

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    Not all the Muslims are Terrorists. the Terrorists fight and kill innocents in the name of Islam and they call themselves Muslims???Islam doesn't talk about war but it's about...
    safaabushra safaabushra 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Personally I think kids are growing up to fast. And I don't just say that because my daughter is back in diapers. I'm guilty of it as well. I often focus to much on impressing...
    Northwoodsdad Northwoodsdad 26-30, M Jan 24

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    That moment where someone just says one thing and it's not meant to be funny but for some weird reason it's just the funniest ******* thing you ever heard, like stuff kids say or...
    lizzielula5 lizzielula5 13-15, F Jan 24

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    I find it funny that when people want you to change for them, they won't even step out of their own comfort zone hmm..
    Listen1stTalk2nd Listen1stTalk2nd 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 23

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    Kids aren't a bad thing, really they're not (some of them). My only concern is if I do bad at parenting, or if they end up hating me. I know a lot of people that cannot stand they...
    FromAntoinette FromAntoinette 22-25 3 Responses Jan 23

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    I don't want kids. I really truly don't. I never have. When I was little, five or six, I told my mom I do not want kids. I still don't. She says I'll change my mind, but I doubt...
    13ookworm 13ookworm 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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