I My Kids Are Funny

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    Mee-maws Teeth

    One Thenday when my now 31yr., old daughter was 4yrs., old, I heard a big commotion going on in the other room. I didnt put much thought into it at first.Suddenly thing.s got loud with my daughter crying hystericly and my husand gently but firmly assuring her of something I...
    mozelle1958 mozelle1958
    51-55, F
    Feb 12, 2012

    Here's....zack and Nick!

    my kids and i are like our own entertainment, a  comedy team always getting each other laughing thru-out the day. ya,----they started being funny right out of the gate pretty much.  zack was two for this comedic turn---we were taking a stroll when...
    dusknotdawn dusknotdawn
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 22, 2009

    School Time

    So it's that time of year to enroll our darlings into school, if they're old enough to go. And guess what? My pumpkin pie turned 5 this year meaning she's old enough to go to school. So in her third week of kindergarten, I pick her up and load her into the car and begin our...
    noodlepower noodlepower
    26-30, F
    Sep 9, 2011

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