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    My oldest is so like me.

    Straight A's in school but this morning she panics because her car door is frozen shut and she can't get it open no matter how hard she pulls. She forgot to unlock it first. LOL
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    Here's....zack and Nick!

    my kids and i are like our own entertainment, a  comedy team always getting each other laughing thru-out the day. ya,----they started being funny right out of the gate pretty much.  zack was two for this comedic turn---we were taking a stroll when...
    dusknotdawn dusknotdawn 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 22, 2009

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    School Time

    So it's that time of year to enroll our darlings into school, if they're old enough to go. And guess what? My pumpkin pie turned 5 this year meaning she's old enough to go to school. So in her third week of kindergarten, I pick her up and load her into the car and begin our...
    noodlepower noodlepower 26-30, F Sep 9, 2011

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    Mee-maws Teeth

    One Thenday when my now 31yr., old daughter was 4yrs., old, I heard a big commotion going on in the other room. I didnt put much thought into it at first.Suddenly thing.s got loud with my daughter crying hystericly and my husand gently but firmly assuring her of something I...
    mozelle1958 mozelle1958 51-55, F Feb 12, 2012

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    yes i have taken my two kids to a nude beach and a nude resort. i see nothing wrong with nudity
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    My niece burst into my room this morning and jumped on me yelling and wanting me to take her to the park. I love how innocent little kids can be it brightens my day!
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    ONLY A DREAM part 1 It’s 2am, like almost every evening, my insomnia flirts with the night, as I look outside, I can see the sky showering on the window, lights illuminates the...
    ChantouKimmy ChantouKimmy 41-45, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I have kids, but I would like to have more in a future relationship. I <3 being a dad.
    flawl3ssvictory flawl3ssvictory 31-35, M 13 hrs ago

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    Of course God only gave to those morons and arseholes kids, those who only wanted to fvck not to have kids.. Then claimed I'm a pro choice.. Or the kids ended up growing only with...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I have great cousin one is 5 the other one is 6 and other one is 3 the old ones are both 14 two are 12 the other four are 10 the other one is 13
    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    This story isn't true but cute. Bo & Sean tickles Ciara Ok babe says Bo's wife hope I'm out of here to get pedi , mani, and haircut for Disney next week with Bella. Ciara is...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Little kids are cute and pure. I seem to attract little kids because for some reason I can relate to them. I like little boys the most.
    DML2451 DML2451 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    My oldest asked me this morning if he could push over his younger brother that was sitting up. Lol babies look funny when they roll across the floor.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My cousin got married when she was six years old. Her husband is shorter and younger than her and they don't even speak today. He throws temper tantrums and she's more interested...
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    Overtake→ A boy with his parents was travelling in their car. Father was driving and son was sitting in the back. Dad was driving this car very carefully because it was quite...
    wintersecret wintersecret 31-35, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I've lived in a lot of different places now, and everywhere I go I have certain activities I seek: downtown areas, museums, cafes, parks, theatre, and unique attractions. I've...
    katappi katappi 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I always have. Of course you got those 'pro-Natalist' who are like, well you were a kid once! Yeah and I was annoying. Just because I was a kid once doesn't mean I can't think they...
    LilithRorke LilithRorke 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    "Since I lost my virginity, do you want the box I kept it in?" I love asking my husband this one. I was actually asked the reverse of this once. He walked up and asked if I was a...
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    The internet would not be complete without rule 34
    letmetellyouajokeMyLife letmetellyouajokeMyLife 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    hi, im jayciedubb. .so how do you like your eggs and coffee?
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    I am a married woman of 5......3 are his and 2 are mine. My 7yr old nephew lives with me also. I find more comfort and happiness with my children than I do with my husband...
    wishforsinglelife wishforsinglelife 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    Whenever I complain about annoying, rude, demon kids I see out in public I automatically get turned into satan. I'm sorry I don't like getting ran into by your hellspawn as I'm...
    SphiDaSledgehammer SphiDaSledgehammer 18-21, F a week ago

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    My 3 middle kids are away at church camp they come home in 3 days and i can't wait.
    southernlady38 southernlady38 26-30, F a week ago

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    If Wishes were Fishes: FAT EDITION EP Note: In the past I've done stories like this and there has been some confusion. I'm not looking for solutions I'm venting/looking for other...
    UnhealthySSBBW UnhealthySSBBW 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Kids are annoying, loud, messy, expensive, and time-consuming. Those are all things I don't like to deal with. Therefore, I don't want kids. Not to mention I'm bad at understanding...
    thehobbits thehobbits 22-25 3 Responses Jun 25

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    Hanging out with my cousins and nieces :) As annoying as they are, i can't help but love them. one of them made me an origami swan. SOOO CUTE !!
    naomiXO naomiXO 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    My kids are my everything. They bring my such joy that I can not even explain it.
    green398941 green398941 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    Are you mad of Copper and Tellurium cause you are CuTe
    Msundertheinfluence Msundertheinfluence 13-15, F Jun 24

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    Just started my fifth year helping out at the summer camp program of my martial arts school. These people have me somewhat paranoid though...we have a lot of new belts (new people...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 16-17, F Jun 24

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    BONUS: Welcome to (insert country)! Want some Belgian chocolate? It was made in China!
    srgamesalot srgamesalot 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 23

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    A FEW! Public unofficial copyright: ME! If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night! You turn my floppy disk into a HARD drive. You're so cute that flowers die when you pass by...
    srgamesalot srgamesalot 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 23

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    My family are my life and my (nearly) 8 kids are the center of my life! Love each and every one to bits and would sacrifice everything to make sure they're happy and have a good...
    leighannmason leighannmason 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    leighannmason leighannmason 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    Both of my kids are very strong. Divorce is very hard on a child and it forces them to make choices no child should ever have to make.
    ridethelightning77 ridethelightning77 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 23

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    You know your teeth are like stars, they're yellow and they're so apart from each other. (Credit goes to my best friend)
    sabrinabryn sabrinabryn 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 22

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    I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
    pjrtt pjrtt 22-25, M Jun 22

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    People who find it funny to make fun of disabled people **** me off. I have seen this at my school at the time and I was always the one to get in trouble for sticking up for...
    chyy91 chyy91 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 22

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    You know who the trouble maker is in the family by how they react. "What are you coloring?" we asked my 3-year-old nephew. "A paper," he said, "not my leg..." Turns out he had...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 1 Response Jun 22

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    I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for some ideas.
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 22

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    if I put my roses on your piano, would you put your 'tulips' on my 'organ?'
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M Jun 22

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    You look like you work out, huh..? I see a lotta fitness in you. what are the chances of me 'fitness' in you?. *while gestering to low center of self*
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response